http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us- canada-40392410 tfw Ame

>>131266469
It's like they actively GO OUT OF THIER WAY, to piss off the rest of the world.

>>131266469
ever put a sausage roll in a bread roll and a bit of dead horse?
i'm craving one right now.

>>131266469

Probably because it looks cleaner and marketing research showed that it was more appealing to women.

>>131266650
Sausage roll barms with a load of brown sauce are lovely

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>>131266469
>the rabbi pastry shop owners bite the foreskin of the sausage roll off, as in keeping with tradition of American culture

Jesus Christ America

>>131266706

>he unironically fell for the jew meme

Boy, you sure are stupid. Not only is your dick mutilated but you are so cognitively dissonant that you think it was a good thing. Kill yourself.

t. cut-fag

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>>131266706

I'm gunna run to Walmart right now and buy sausage links and biscuit dough. Its 4:15AM. God bless America.

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>>131266706
>americans are so judified they cut a portion of their dicks off and argue in favour of it
JUST

>>131266800

I'm not cut but I wish I was.

I'm too much of a pussy and poor gag to get a circumcision as an adult.

>tow spicdick

>>131266706
>being this much of a good goy
It's okay. I'd probably try to rationalise too, if my parents mutilated me as a baby, because Dr. Shekelstein said so.

>>131266906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NOeuUy4Kjo

Mate... Puff pastry, those awful pigs in blankets are rubbish compared to a real sausage roll.

Also pigs in blankets are tiny sausages with bacon around them

>>131266706
>Cut off part of your baby's penis so that he can attract whores who care about dick aesthetics.

Absolutely degenerate.

>>131266650
Rolle de saucission brioche sliders with aioli and tomato chutney are all the rage in Melbourne right now

damn now I want sausage rolls but i have none :(

>>131267096
just wait until americans discover meat pies

>>131267173
Not even sure if you're joking desu

>>131267261
I can't wait for them to find out about pasties- Ahem, I mean Puffy Cheese n' Onion Fun Pockets™

>>131267322
he's not mate.
i've been serving in me cafe for $15 a pop
it's the new reason why millennials can't afford to buy a house.

your foreskin holds 75% of potential faggotry, that explains the situation in Europe.

>>131266469

A little something to foreigners;

In britian, we have a chain of bakeries throughout the country, known as "gregs".

Using these bakeries, you can actually tell the quality of the town or city you are staying in.
You buy a sausage roll and it's quality is directly linked to the quality of the place you are staying.

In Nuneaton, a town full of chavs and druggies, it's so greasy it will slide right through you. Literally a shit town.

In a good town, they will be perfect.

In my town, you order a sausage roll and get charcoal.

But the worst ones, London and Birmingham. You order a sausage roll and instead get egg thrown at you for being absolutely Haram.

If you stay in britian, use this method to find out if you should stay, or GTFO quickly.

>>131267700
in Otara which is the brownest and poorest suburb in Auckland has the best sausage rolls

>>131267675
thank you for your input schlomo

>>131267675
>Freely giving up the part of your body that contains the most faggotry to the Jews so that they can distill it into your drinking water

>Not defending it with your life and resisting the gayness like a real man

>>131267700
Greggs is only good up north.

>>131266469
Why are Brits so savage and call hot dogs sausages?

1 skin string
1 skin string
1 skin string
1 skin string
1 skin string

1
skin
string

>>131266706
Fucking nigger you don't even deserve your dick spouting shit like that. My dick is permanently mutilated thanks to faggots like you.

>>131267700
supporting a literal pedophile

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2258311/Greggs-Child-sex-police-raid-luxury-farmhouse-baking-heir-Colin-Gregg.html

>>131267700
>buying from corporate Chaim stores instead of local bakeries
Shiggy

>>131266706
Well then how many girls you've banged with your aesthetic dick?

>>131267096

Pigs in a blankets are sausages dipped in pancake batter and cooked, or wrapped in pancakes.

As to puff pastry -- mah nigga, I bought the flaky croissant dough. In and out of Walmart in 7 minutes, checked myself out, didn't speak to a soul. Got 6 in the oven right now. Didn't even shart myself this time. GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>131266706
>His parents listened to (((Kellogstein)))

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Quick rundown on circumcision:
>practiced by jews and muslims (do I need to say more?)
>cuts an essential part of the penis, prevents the penis from working properly
>pushed in the US to hinder masturbation when it's not the source of the problem
>pushed by jews because (((traditions)))
>pushed by hospital to add an operation during the birth of someone, adding extra costs
>pushed by hospitals because they sell the foreskins to the cosmetic industry, so they can make anti-aging creams
>the operation can go wrong, scarring a man for life
>makes sex less comfortable for the man and the woman
>women orgasm way less frequently when the man is cut (if you wonder why oral is so widespread in the US, here is the reason)
>traumatize the baby and alter his pain mechanisms for life if the operation is done on a newborn

>>131267700

Ah so this "gregs" is like an inverse Little Caesars (the worse the area the better the quality).

>>131266706

This post is so good I gotta give it a second (You)

>>131268053
Kek at that autocorrect

>>131268238
You are a true patriot anon, consider yourelf saluted.

>>131266469
Sausage rolls normally contain pork which will be illegal in the sharia uk soon.

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>>131266469
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40392410


http://www.cuisineetvinsdefrance.com/,saucisson-de-lyon-en-feuillete,31211.asp

>>131269235
>It is typically sausage meat wrapped in puff pastry, although the Puff Dog has opted to use beef.

It's already illegal for this particular Jewish snack.

>>131269233

Saw a sign that AR15s were on sale but I was hungry plus guts were bubbling, didn't want to shart myself again. Will go back tonight around 3:30AM, drunk, to buy a couple assault weapons. They have me on file so no waiting period. GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>131266469
Wasn't my choice senpai, most of it's done at birth.

>>131269245

Typical french, give something thoroughly mundane a fancy name.

>>131266706
>You have earned 16 Good Goy Points

Be sure to use your 13 good goy points wisely. I suggest you invest them, those 10 good goy points could be worth 11 good goy points in a few years.

if the end of your dick doesn't look like a pink mushroom kill yourself

>>131269606
>a fancy name
You just think that everything in French is fancy

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>>131268336
>>131268336
Its early, bear with me.
So if modern medical tech can invert a penii into a vaginaa, can i have some of the skin from my skin surgery ( 200lb lost since stomach staple! ) and fashion it into a proper foreskin for my huge american penile member? I cant think of anyway to uncircumsize someone other than skin grafting, silicone and cosmetic surgery.
Real ? Is, how do those of us who have been circumsized respond to this? Aggression? Intelligent dialogue? Surrender immediately? C'mon france dont give up on me!

>>131269967
I grew my foreskin back with sheer willpower. Now I gas kikes and niggers every day.

>>131266650
My high school canteen used to sell that. Called it a roll-in-a-roll. Then the school started pushing some "healthy eating" shit and got rid of it (and anything else good in the canteen"

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>>131266706
lel

>>131266706
>A-at least American women think my dick looks nice. Having to use lotion just to masturbate is no big deal, r-right?

>>131269414
Whenever i get the bubbleguts from my late post dinner bigmacshake, i wear extrastrength depends, just in case i need to run to the walmart for extra amma and mayo and who has time to stop to crap, jus shit your pants while driving and take a fifth shower before a pre bed time snack of oreos and poptarts. God, i love this land. BLESSED TO BE AMERICAN

>>131269499
Fair enough. But at the very least, you Americans should stop shilling for this Jewish bullshit. Your parents and grandparents made a mistake, but you can save the next generation of white American boys from this barbaric kikery.

>>131270152
It's kinda sad that it has got to the point where our dicks are called 'uncut' rather than 'normal'. Literally hundreds of millions of men have chopped dicks nowadays. Could even be a billion. This planet has become a dick chopping machine. What the fuck do they need so many foreskins for?

>>131270547
>What the fuck do they need so many foreskins for?

facial cream

>>131270254
I must have got a shorter snip because I don't need lube.

>>131270420
>>131270547
It is honestly just another $$$ they can add to the hospital bill because they are fucking kikes. Think it was 1ml of foreskin extract is like $400 or some shit.

>>131269967
I don't know anything about adding a new foreskin with surgery. You should probably ask to a real doctor (don't go to a kike obviously) if you're interested by that
I know it's possible to stretch your skin over a year to have it cover your penis head again. I saw a picture detailing the process here once, but I didn't save it.

Anyway, you can't grow the nerves again. They're definitely lost. However, if you protect your penis head again, it will loose its dry surface and become smooth again

Good luck anon

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>>131270268
>wearing depends
>not using a disposable buttplug to stop the sharts

>>131270547

To keep George Soros and Ruth Bader Ginsburg alive

>>131266469
The things on the right aren't sausage rolls, they're hotdogs in pastry.

>>131271214
This. They aren't even new. I've eaten these in small UK shops over a decade ago.

>cut people
Lmaoing @ your lives

>>131266469
Thats a sausage wrapped in pastry not a sausage roll.

Sausage roll is sausage meat wrapped in pastry not stupid american hotdog sausage skin still intact wrapped in pastry

Triggered

>>131271000
>ooga booga were da red-haired womynn at?

>>131274757
in fact that has got more in common with a battered sausage

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>be eurosleeve
>rent on top of refugee hive
>refrigerator of peace detonates
>fasten parachute from my colossal foreskin
>leap from window
>realize I weight less than 200lbs and still can't squat 1.5xbw
>gust of wind sucks me into the jet stream
>die of starvation 6 hours later in the stratosphere

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>>131266469
We have that here with chorizo instead, is an Asturian snack, I think Portugal have something like that too, bollos preñaos