Watching Zucc try and act like a normal human being is incredibly

>>131240069
If i was a trucker and that little faggot wanted to use me for some bullshit post in an attempt 'humanize' himself id be pretty goddamn pissed if he didnt give me at least $1million for having to talk to his awkward ass

this isnt even unreasonable. $1million is chump change for him

>>131240069
>I learned what a truck stop is! I'm just like you normal people!
jesus, how out of touch are these elites

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>>131240069
what do you mean by normal

>>131240069
Zuckerberg is one of the most uncomfortable people on this planet.
Everything about the way he moves, his mannerisms, the glazed look in his beady eyes is just....wrong.

>>131240069
i like how he describes what a truck stop is as if he thought everyone else was as out of touch as him

>>131240069
He's a billionaire but can't even buy another shirt for himself. He always wears the same shirt.

>>131240667
hes one of the lizards

>>131240667
Autistic Jew who married an ugly gook

This shit is written like a 4th grader's "what I did over summer grade" report, what the fuck?

>>131241474
Maybe it's weighed down like those autism blankets.

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>mfw he's planning to copy Hillary's campaign step by step, except act like even more of a condescending asshole

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>>131240069
>See! I meet with normal people just like you!

Why does he feel the need to do this?

This guy has zero charisma.

>>131240069
this guy doesn't give a rat's ass about the serfs/peasants he talks to. You can tell from just these photos. It's like he's forcing himself to act normal "ok when I talk to these peasants it'll be good to stare at them in the eyes and laugh at their dumb jokes".

>>131242079
post yfw these type of black people are regularly killed in part of voodoo rituals in an attempt to either cure aids or get money

>>131240069

If he went to any other school but Harvard he'd just be another code monkey rotting away in some cubicle at Google.

>>131240069
>>131240069
This is legitimately not uncommon for a Silicon Valley resident. If you live here, you never really need to go long distance. You fly everywhere reasonably far, you drive to Tahoe, you drive to the beach, neither is more than 3 (ish) hours so you don't even need to get gas. Even LA most people fly, and if you have to drive you can do it in one tank for a fair amount of cars.
You just legitimately never have a cause to see the way a lot of America lives if you're in the Silicon Valley.
t.Cupertino resident

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>>131240069
>watching him try to act like a normal human is incredibly sad and hilarious

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

>Cuckerberg running for president

Watch this video, there's no way this autistic sperg could be president

https://youtu.be/nXrKKwHmPz4

Watch him start sweating when asked about Facebook privacy changes, and watch how he drops his spaghetti when asked to take off his hoodie.

>>131240069
I really hope the Dems run him

He's even worse than Hillary

Reminds me of Hillary trying to be a person.

>>131242512
that place needs to be fucking glassed. i've met 3 people from there, and all of them were so out of touch it was almost impressive.

>dude you should take refugees
>why
>look at how much space you have dude
>IT'S ALL DESERT
>so? just build a big lake in the middle

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>>131240069
>If he runs for president it's going to be hilarious
Not gonna be funny when the only choice is between Faceberg and genocidal Zionist messiah Kushner.

>>131240069
Didn't he call people 'fucking idiots' for trusting him with their information when Facebook first started?
Surely that won't come back to bite him in the ass.

>>131240069

>Goes to truck stop in Midwest

>Finds the ONLY fucking black trucker in existence

Seriously Zuckerberg was literally a block away from a strip club and didn't support any of those hard working women.

t. Iowan

>>131243262
I didn't know there was a strip club so close to Iowa-80. I've been through there a few times, but its been a while.

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The Dems have likely told Zuck he'll beat Trump in 2020 and be the best president ever. DNC will be licking their chops to get all his Faceberg user data and get him to use ads to target voters to vote Dem (and block news and ads about Trump).

He'll be used to get the youth vote (like Bernie), then they'll jettison him near the end of the primary.

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>>131240069
You want a redpill? Fine, here's your redpill.

My father was killed because he, as a lathe operator, was overworked by his capitalist pig bosses.

The resulting exhaustion led to him dozing off at work and falling face first into the lathe. Pic related is the true picture of the scene and status of his body after he fell in.

Think about the fact that capitalism killed my dad when I was only a few months old next time you buy a new TV, iPad, or otherwise indulge in the capitalist death cult.

>>131243031
>>131243031
I fully agree. Grew up here. Worked at multiple startups and big name SV companies. It's such complete shit, it's not really America here.

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>>131243471
>this pasta again

>>131240320
You realize that Zuckerberg grew up in a suburban middle-class family, right? He wasn't born rich, like Trump or JFK.

>>131240069

lol why because he'll win with that kind of disconnect?

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>>131243471

>>131243471
Ik this leaf irl, stop shitposting and get back in the discord bro

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Literally
J E B

>>131243471
i think you need to follow in your fathers footsteps for chosen job, im sure you will be just as good at it as he was

>>131241969
perfect description, actually.

>>131240069
pretty awkward to me how he describes a truck stop. sounds like a woman describing it

peter t. goodbuddy

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>>131243118
Oh God I can see it now

>>131243665
I think he went to an expensive private boarding school (choate rosemary). Not exactly the middle class childhood.

>>131243471
No lathe deaths in glorious USSR!!

>>131243601
the most annoying part with those turbo-poofters was their insistence on importing their culture to my country.

you couldn't even say "cunt" around them without a 20 minute long lecture about how you have internalized sexism or something like that. they wouldn't try vegemite, and they immediately turned down a trip out to the bush because "there's no phone service out there".

burn that place to the ground and salt it for good measure. nothing good has ever come out of it.

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>>131240069
this is Jeb tier cringe
God I hope he runs.

>>131243937
Oops, my bad, I looked it up. He attended Phillips Exeter Academy. One of the most prestigious boarding schools in the US. Real middle class upbringing

>>131240069
Jeb! 2.0 here we go

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>>131243665
I actually think that's what makes all of this worse. He has to know what he's doing makes him look even more socially awkward than Jeb Bush. It's pathetic.

>>131243377

I mean it's not really advertised with a billboard but it's the most "popular" one around.

I don't know why but that area has like 6 strip clubs and then you can't find any strip clubs in a 200 mile diameter.

>>131240069
Hes learning to be around normal people you idiot. I already hate humanity and if i was a billionaire in my 20s i would do naughty things openly. Zucker is alright in my book.

>>131244514
>I already hate humanity
>Zucker is alright in my book

Well at least you're consistent

>>131243964
>they wouldn't try vegemite

Their loss.

>>131244112
Sometimes I feel bad for Jeb. He's not that bad of a guy, but he's just so autistic

>>131244562
you dont get what im saying. I respect how he acts with how much wealth hes acquired.

>>131244626
we should have revoked their visa over that shit. refusing vegemite. fucking unacceptable.

>>131244652
I get exactly what you're saying.

You want to destroy humanity with Zuckerberg leading the way.

>>131243125
Dumb fucks

Take the ZuckPill:

2016 was a test to see just how powerful targetting political messaging was when applied to the facebook marketting machine. It worked extremely well towards die-hard voters of both sides and was able to drive mom and dad Trump voters to the polls without either side being aware of the volume of messages presented to their opponents.

The ultimate goal of any campaign is not to sway "enemy" voters to your side, but to energize your existing voters to show up at the polls. Zuckerberg 2020 would be able to leverage the facebook, instagram (and arguable google) networks while minimizing energization of the Trump social media targetted marketting. No one would be aware of this.

If Zuck advocates for universal basic income to the benefit of middle americans while providing a sane alternative to Trump's campaign, he can get the message to literally every human in the country that they are getting gibsmedats.

Plus there isn't much Trump can smear him with.

What could Trump say about zuck that couldn't be said about himself?

He's a self made BILLIONAIRE worth 10x what trump made through inheritance

No outstanding rape charges; a popular movie about him that exposed his primary "scandal" of building a website that some douchey republicans thought of and paints him in a sympathetic light as a calculating, brilliant, risk-taking, entrepreneurial human being.

Has all your private data (So does NSA + now all intelligence agencies that they collaborate with)?

That Zuck is an impersonable "dweeb"? As if Trump wasn't one of the most cringeworthy presidential candidates to ever run for office?

Face it, the more you hope that Zuckerberg will be rejected for not being "human" enough, the more you fall into the trap that the DNC was in underestimating Trump.
He's the Millennial coming-of-age president. He has direct control over digital campaign marketting for the largest segments of the mobile internet.

He's going to win.

>>131242265
or get elected. albinos get massacred every election season.

>>131243665
And yet I could relate more with the Don than I could this awkward moron, that makes it a lot worse.

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>>131241474
He actually described why this is. The autist has like 12 pairs of the same clothes so he can "not waste time dressing"

>>131244772
no god dammit. Hes going to do great things. How i feel does not effect how he acts, are you crazy? I was just making a comparison.

>>131244363
>I don't know why
>giant ass truck stop

US presidency is a meme at this point.

I just hope Zuckerberg tires of this shit soon.

I couldn't stand talking (and pretending to give a shit) to everyday folks, for hours on end. Most people are boring.

>>131244990
Antisocial freak says Zuckerberg is going to do great things, ok buddy.

>>131244797
all that shit and his fucking website doesnt even work right.

>>131240069
I love how based on this post, he seemed completely oblivious to middle-class life before going to Iowa.

>>131244826

that's just because you're as stupid as trump and half of america

>>131245196
lol that must be why $FB is at $155

>>131241700
This. His children would be set to become the next Elliot Rodger or facials abuse star if he wasn't filthy rich.

>>131240069
The amount of influence he has with facebook isn't to be underestimated, but I pray he runs 2020 just to see how Trump talks to the kid in the debates.

>>131240069
>If he runs for president it's going to be hilarious

Just like Trump right?

>>131244216
Then he went to Harvard. Super middle class.

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>>131243125
it would be a very wise move on our part to make damn certain every cretinous thing about cuckerberg becomes common knowledge
>and sooner rather than later

>>131244349
p sure he knows exactly what he's doing, if he appears to be modeling himself after killary and jeb! then he gets perceived as not worth actually worrying about or taking seriously, this is jewing at its finest

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>>131243919
That's how it will be rigged. Zuckerberg vs Kushner.

Much like this election, where the "choices" were between
1) An ultra-wealthy New York elite with a princess daughter married to a powerful Zionist
or
2) An ultra-wealthy New York elite with a princess daughter married to a powerful Zionist

Oy, such a choice ve have for you today goyim!

>>131245141
You arent being logical but ok i get you dont like the guy. Oh well we will spearhead the future without you. Enjoy trumps coal mines.

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>>131241700
>>131245327

>>131240069
In Detriot, I stopped by one of the major neighborhoods. It's like a small cool place where you can join a gang, get shot, steal something to eat, do drugs, get your hair did, -- or their hoe's hair did! -- and even go to the dentist.

A few themes stuck with me after spending time... See More
Why does his paragraph read like one of those DYK Middle School books?

>>131240069
The Iowa 80 Truck Stop is pretty pimp. I wonder if he got a handjob from the Asian massage parlor while he was there.

>>131240069
I like the one of him sitting the passenger seat and looking like he had not fucking idea what he's doing.

>>131243426
>DNC will be licking their chops to get all his Faceberg user data
they already have that data

>>131240069
I kinda hope he tries to run for president. Can't wait to see him try to 'connect' with the hood.

Liz Warren has cache with the left but she doesn't actually want to run or be president. She'll endorse Zuck very early and he'll win. You can screenshot me desu

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>>131240069
we need more of his posts

>>131243471
only capitalism uses lathes.

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>>131242512

I have no idea why every candidate feels the need to do these "I'm normal" ad campaigns. It doesn't fool anyone except maybe Tyrone if you do an ad with a Mickey's at KFC. People should stick with Trump's "Here's what I can do for you" message as opposed to "Look at me, I like what you do"

Definitely seems like he's preparing to run in 2020. He'll be the youngest president (if elected) running against the oldest president to be elected, people seem to trust the old over the young . He also seems alot like a Hillary Jeb! Combo. Anyone else hope he runs, he'll probably promise free shit like bernie and get destroyed in the primaries since he won't have super delagtes, but it would be interesting to see.

>>131245196
it's for data collection. that's its primary purpose. piece of shit website works just fine anon

>>131240284
You will always be poor.

>>131245685
>These people have absolutely nothing to live for
holy fuck what a pretentious prick this one is. some people work to live, not like your alien ass live to work zuck the cuck

>>131245685
Not a fan of Zuckerberg but that post is fake btw.

>>131245965
It's fake. He may very well think this, but the post is fake.

>>131243471
You cried all night keeping him up before he had to be at work. You killed your father.

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>>131245685
>these people have nothing to live for
What the fuck?

>>131245753
trump does it too. We are in age of populist leaders.

>>131240069
phonyberg to the extreme. I literally can't wait to see the compilation of his U.S. tour with all the photos showing him looking like fucking a retarded data from star trek

>>131243471
jeez don't lose your head over it

Jesus christ. He looks like an awkward fucking alien who is not yet used to his human skin suit.

>>131245685

This is brilliant

>>131245685

that last paragraph and ending sentence cant be real

>>131245985
>>131246049
wow congrants for figuring it out you brainlets. you think the retards on facebook will figure it out? make more of these & spread them!

>>131243665
>suburban middle-class
>omg truck stops? I thought they were only on TV!

>>131240069
He is a communist. He should be kicked out of America. He is hateful and a slob. He can't even be bothered to dress or act like an adult professional. Send his skanky ass to China and let him run for the President of China. As a commie, he should have no problem winning. He disgusts me.

>>131240759
I know, right? I knew all about truck stops when I was a child.

>>131246367
The retards here can't figure it out, as evidenced by the other replies.

>>131242079
for fucks sake is Zucc really already sacrificing albinos per his witch doctors advice to win 2020?

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He has my vote

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>>131246564
good point

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>>131246658

>>131245432
Definitely.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/22/us/rapper-harvard-thesis-trnd/index.html

>>131246752
Always archive https://archive.is/xfm2Z

>>131245685
fake and gay

>>131240069
zucc doesn't even look like a human.

>>131246658
kek

>>131246658
who writes these? They're gold.

>>131246696
top kek I see a bright future for Zucc tour posting memes

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>>131245576
>I wonder if he got a handjob from the Asian massage parlor while he was there
Faceberg has his own full-time Asian massage parlor.

>>131246658
>>131246696
I really liked these. May I have more?

Wow! Look at these normal people doing normal things! Real cool, huh?

>>131240069
He has my vote.

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>>131240069
>being this out of touch

>>131240069
Its pretty hilarious how fascinated he is by mundane normal shit ive been interacting with for years. Its like watching a foreigners first time in america except he speaks perfect english

>>131245685
Hearty lol. Well don

>>131245555
criminally unchecked quads

>>131245319
>t. brazilean

>>131245685
top tier subtlety
spread it

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>vote Trump
>Zucc shows up at your house one day to explain what a bad goyim you are

>>131245985
It's called satire you autiste!

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>>131247083
He's already got the full Montgomery Burns thing down.

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>yfw Facebook becomes so politicized that half the conservative planet quits using it and he loses millions if not billions after Trump sodomizes him with twitter

>>131242846
>weird symbol in the middle thats for the illuminati
>star of moloch
I wonder if she knew what she was saying

>>131247316
Did he time travelled to 1902?

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>>131247447

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>>131244112
I feel bad for Jeb! - he means well and seems genuinely nice. But holy fuck is he autistic as fuck

>>131244797
>What could Trump say about zuck that couldn't be said about himself?
That Zuck pushes for open borders while he buys up his entire block to put up a prvacy fence and has 24/7 security surrounding his home.

That Zuck if for hiring as many HB-1 Visa holders as possible.

That Zuck changed FB so that it highlighted all the great stories on Hilllary but hid the bad things and hid all good stories on Trump. Basically, that Zuck manipulates the media to get whatever message across he wants.

That Zuck allows disgusting torture and terrorits videos on FB and takes days, if not weeks, to take them down, but immediately censors any opinions or voices that are pro-republican, pro-Catholics, etc.

Zuck is a communist slim that needs to be kicked out of America.

>>131246898
>>131247072
https://www.motorfriend.net/news/2017/4/30/zuckerberg-envisions-new-kind-of-hybrid

>>131247316
did he pay mr fucking monopoly to sit behind him?

>>131244797
>He's going to win.
In your filthy wet dream.

>>131240069
Hey cuckerberg, guess what else you can do at a truck stop, it ryhmes with blowjob.

>>131240069
Need to start campaigning now to shut this fuck down. Need to point out how horrible Facebook is being managed and compare it to him running a country, especially how he silences free speech, how Facebook runs fake news stories to push agendas he wants, and how he displaced native Hawaiians because he wanted more freedom of movement AROUND his property, therefore taking land actually owned by people, gaming the system.

>>131245965
>mfw you could believe he posted it

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>>131243118
Y'know the thing about a Jew, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

>>131246488
He runs a company for housewives and kids. but hes giving back to the community more so than your so called god emperor ever did and at 30s as well. Trump was doing cocaine and banging underage girls dealing with the mafia at his age. I get it though another person who hates millennials who just want to have fun and be carefree.

>>131245465
the worst part is he can just keep trying until he dies, we're going to have to meme this for decades for the greater good

>>131247519
Filename lol

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>>131247542
>Likes inter-dimensional vampire pedo

Are you guys all effected by the tar sands run off entering the water supply? I'm genuinely curious.

>>131243665
Lol nice red herring Shlomo - especially using two white politicians born into money. A (((suburban middle-class family))) is not the same experience as the overwhelming majority of suburban middle-class whites in this country.

>>131247683
>Trump was doing cocaine and banging underage girls dealing with the mafia at his age
Oh, hi Satan, kind of liars. Do you have any proofs, Satan, or are just doing what you do naturally, lying your ass off?

>hes giving back to the community more so than your so called god emperor ever did
Sure. Name one thing the disgusting commie filth has given back to America and Americans? He is a commie pig.,

>>131241474
>>131244866
Steven Cook did the same thing with a turtleneck sweater and jeans. Apparently it's because he didn't want to waste cognitive energy deciding what to wear or something like that.

>>131247850
Steve Cook*

do you think he'll still wear jeans and t-shirt when he's POTUS?

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>>131247777
Fucking checked, confirmed, witnessed and keked

>>131247825
You are going to be hard pressed to find proof because trump has the best lawyers in the business. All you can find is witness testimony which is he said she said so believe what you will but i know what he is by association.

As for zucker he runs some charities. its all ove google. Plus like i said hes running for president asap that such a huge sacrifice usually suited for old men.

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>>131247683
>tfw the zuckerbots are already out in force

>>131248187
>As for zucker he runs some charities. its all ove google. Plus like i said hes running for president asap that such a huge sacrifice usually suited for old men.
You are a joke. You are either being paid big bucks to write this laughable trash about Zuck or you are Zuck. Either way, Zuck is commie trash and Americans will never vote for him. Zuck only wishes he were 1/4 the man Trump is and Zuck never gave back to anyone other than Israel and Jews. So shut up.

>>131247551
These aren't zucker posts, but thanks anyway

>>131240759
He is condescending because he thinks he is superior.

>Wonder how superior he will feel when Facebook is raped

Guys what do we do? He's going to win if he runs for president and he will ruin. The country. I can only hope Trump stacks the supreme court just right so he can't do damage.

>>131248187
>its all ove google.
oh wow, if it's all over google it must be true! /sarc off

>>131248461
>he will ruin. The country.
Oh, look, an immigrant posting. Does not even know basic English.

>He's going to win
He might win if he ran in China or Cuba, but commie filth does not win in America.

>>131248461
Why do you think he'll win? He can't even handle softball interviews without sweating and squirming. Do you think he can handle a debate stage with Trump? He has the charisma of a skinwalker, to boot.

>>131240069
Its pretty obvious he's in campaign mode. He is self promoting. Dems literally have no one else.

God Emperor Trump versus Zuckerberg who called people idiots for giving their data to him

>>131248878
Trump wont win. Hes good for now to build but he has no vision of the future besides what the status quo tells him to think.
>>131248490
Its listed over google so find a website and verify the source.

>>131249250
Can't wait to lick your tears

Fucking zuckerberg is a meme'd loser

>>131240667
ZUCC
U
C
C

Can't cuck the Zucc

>>131248878
The sad thing is the Ds actually think the masses are dumb enough to go along with yet another anti-American globalist shill. It's like they learned nothing from last election and are doubling down on their failed tactics.

>>131240069
>truck stop
Do you think he banged a few hookers while he was there? Those places are ripe with them

>>131249353
Nope hes the future. Unlike trump he wants to actually work with china rather than the banking elite. Trump just announced tax cuts for the rich as well what a joke.

>>131242636
Of course all leafs are fucking stupid.
Nothing has changed.

>>131249683
>>truck stop
>Do you think he banged a few hookers while he was there?
He was probably peeing his pants, being around real men who don't put up with nancy boys. He was probably scared shitless, hoping those truckers did not know how much he hates America.

>>131249589
Zuckercuck is a cuck

>>131249645
Doubling down worked for Trump.

>>131249645
Voters won't look deep enough at globalist versus anti-globalists in Zuckercucks case. He is personally unlikable he spent years BEHIND facebook and is making a last second effort to be a front man no one wants.

>>131249729
>actually work with china rather than the banking elite.
Of course he does, he is commie filth who wants to work with China, a communist shit hole filled with filth, who produces filth and shit that falls apart. A shit hole commie country that sends us food and items which are poison and kills our pets, our kids, and us. A shit-hole commie corrupt country that treats its citizens like slaves whilst the upper 1% of the commie regime lives like Kings. Tells you all you need to know abut commie filth Zuck. He is everything America is not and he needs to be kicked out of America and his citizenship revoked. Commies have no place in America and America has no business doing business with commie shit hole countries. Pure evil.

>>131249729
The only future with Cuckerberg is when he is explaining the shareholders how Facebook dropped millions of users because he became a political candidate that lost.

Antitrust for companies like facebook is looming around the corner.

>>131240667
He's the perfect bugman

>>131249921
You simply don't understand why doubling down worked for Trump. It was because he was popular with the voters while unpopular with critics.

Cuckerberg has the opposite problem. Doubling down will lose him any chance at running.

>>131245481
This

Why do you fucks think the election matters, the US is run by globalist kikes

>>131245555
Checked and kekked

>>131241474
>>131244866
>>131247850
I think it's a cynical ruse to distract people from how much money they are worth, but what do I know.

>>131250090
Working with china does not equate to becoming china. Americans are just as corrupt or i should say people are yet its because of our laws that this is such a great place to live. You know whos pure evil? The bankers you cant refute this.
>>131250411
Yes but you can agree there have been good presidents like Lincoln and JFK.. The most we can do is a take a chance and hope someone makes a stand for all our sake.

Does anyone not see that owning a corporation that basically controls the information flow of the world would be the biggest conflict of interest for Zucc? Kikebook has already been caught censoring inconvenient information. It would most certainly be used as a political weapon if he ran for office against Trump.

Makes sense now why SNL had The Rock do a pedo skit that was super unfunny. They were sabotaging him from running against Cuckerberg.

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>>131245685
>these people have absolutely nothing to live for

>>131243118
Dat nigga look like backyardscientist

>>131240069
On the candidate list for antichrist. Very strange that he's campaigning so that he can be president as soon as he's eligible. He's 33 have to 35.

>>131243031

I fucking love it when yanks tell Aussies how we should run our own country. Our crime rate is lower, our GDP per capita is higher, we are the only American ally to help them in every single war since Federation in 1901, and we pay our own way for our military unlike Europe.

Let Australia carry on as it does. We do fine.

>>131251762
But will Australia support the chinks or the yanks when it comes to the next big trade war?

>>131251927

Heh. We were held over the fire and forced to make that choice already. Our latest foreign policy pissed off the Chinese Government because they found it too 'cold war era' (i.e. we still support yanks over the Chinese if push comes to shove).

>>131243471
>Lathe

Your father was a victim of natural selection. Deal with it.

>>131249989
Yeah I mean there's a whole fucking movie made about how much of an unlikable person he is

He has no chance, which is why I want the Dems to run him so bad

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>>131240069
All you need to know about him is pic related.This smug fuck has completely signed onto this globalist,open borders,one-world-technocratic nightmarish world and constantly bends over the the intel. community and chinese censors.
>hahahha watching this robot act human is hilarious
Not to me:
>well funded
>high name recognition
>well liked by the masses of idiots
>biggest news site in his pocket
>loved by globalists
>globalists owned media love him
Never underestimate your enemy,that's how you get Vietnam'd.

>>131243471
Fuckin kek

>>131251074
this. surprised he is even allowed to run

>>131245490
You said you hate humanity and you want Zuckerberg to win

Says a lot about the Democrat mentality

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>>131240069
He thinks he can be president. He is wrong.

>>131242079
He's running for office,obviously.Probably senate first,though this Iowa shit suggests the oval office.

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>>131241969
>>131243865
Hey guys don't joke !! It worked for Hilldog!! ---Oh wait!

>>131252887
There's no reason for him to run for anything other than POTUS. Even Governor of California would be a stepdown from being CEO of a company with 1.8 billion active users.

>>131252764
I think hate is the wrong word more like despise. You would think harshly of the establishment too if you knew how bad things really were. Like initially with Trump i want to give Zucker a chance to set things right. Thats all you can do is vote as a citizen and hope someone with morals takes a stand.

>>131253114
That says something about our government,doesn't it??!?! Haha ! Honestly though he needs to gain actual government experience if he wants to win. It nullifies the whole "he's too young and has no experience governing" angle of attack ,plus gives his base of older ,snarkier,diehard-retards the experience they want.

I hate Zuckerberg. The thing he could've done after he refunded advertisers is create an open advertisement standard that let advertisers modify the code and submit it back to kikebook, with a policy to reject further refunds because it would be the advertisers' faults for not making the system better. A platform with 1.8 billion heads is still something worthwhile even if code was stolen and implemented elsewhere, which copyright and contract policy could correct in most countries. Not only is he bad at being President, he's bad at making solid business moves. Either he's too greedy and won't play ball and build solid relations (a big step in business AND politics) or is just stupid. No one should vote for this creep.

>>131253360
you're an absolute retard

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>>131252739
He will be eligible by 2020, but is currently too young to run if we were to be having the election now.
I hope he tries and fails so spectacularly that it kills FB forever.

He is too autistic for his own good. At least he puts on display how mentally deranged all these fucking beta lizard eyed jews are. (and their worshipers the nerds).

>>131254085
nice counter argument.

>>131246696
You've started a FIRE!

>>131254203
what argument was i countering? i'm calling you retarded because you think a guy who is pro open borders, pro universal income and calls his userbase dumb fuckers is someone with morals. go back to kikebook HQ zuckerbot, no one is going to fall for your shilling here you dumb fucker

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>mfw spooks arise to defend the zucchini 4 prez

>>131240069
Fucking bugmen...

>>131242846
>>131242846
He's not autistic. He's a bugman.

>>131246968
>Rally
What did he mean by this?

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>>131240069
I would vote for him for the keks when Facebook assumes control of the NSA.

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>>131240069
>Zucc try and act like a normal human being

Zuckerberg honestly reminds me of that farm dude from MIB who's possessed by the aliens. Not because of his appearance but the way he acts - the way he seems so very uncomfortable in his own skin...

I'm not sure what sort of entity these kikes get possessed by when they do their little satanic illuminati child sacrifice rituals but the dude is clearly not human!

>>131254468
Slander! No way did he say such a thing with the intent to harm another person. Being a humanist is about moral as it gets from someone who is pro freedom of movement and for basic income to the unemployed or unfortunate. Its going to be Zucker 2020 not the bigotted donald trump you better believe it.

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Honestly, what kind of political goals would he pursue? Complete budget investment into NSA?

>>131255037
>i was only pretending to be retarded
fuck off retard

>>131240069
nothing will so deliciously rumple the britches of pol more. I honestly cant wait. hes gonna fucking do it, kek is angered with pol now that we have abandoned him after his fruitful bounty was provided.

Zuck the Cuck 2020

>>131240069
>i stopped at this place that won't exist after the next 10 years because of silicon valley

>>131255155
open borders, universal basic income, probably will change the healthcare system again + other socialist policies he can think up

People in Silicon Valley think people who went to bottom tier Ivy League schools are animals. They are the most elitist people on earth. The Asians especially are racist towards niggers and spics.

I just wish the cost of living wasn't so high, but id does keep the diversity away.

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>>131240069
Hahaha. It's like when Hillary went to that normal person's apartment in NYC.

>>131243665
Dude, he went to fucking Exeter and Harvard. If his blood was any bluer he'd look like a fucking smurf.

>>131240069

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


holy shit he thinks the people ar
e
hahahahahahah


i can't lmfao hahahahahaha


he thinks people are actually retarded


like he thinks 90% of the people that read this


won't instantly interpret it as someone trying to win their vote in a few years


but rather interpret it as


"WOW!! NEATO! Just like me! Truckin'!!"

i can't hahahaha

>>131242512
I live in San Francisco, a lot of them are boring as fuck to talk to unless you're super into coding

>>131255332
Wrong. As someone who lives in the bay area, I can tell you that right now the left is building up low income housing everywhere they can. I saw a place in Daly City being built up not too long ago for this purpose. Might be finished already. This is a place for the gibs-me-lots. The high cost of living is just displacing the middle class.

>>131240667
He's an Autistic Jew, he got hit by the double downs.

>>131255684
The only plus side is that when Trump refuses federal tax deductions for state tax paid, Commiefornia will be fucked. I'll hopefully be out of this state by then.

>>131243964
This. Sorry yanks but there is no more vile a creature on this planet than an American liberal. You guys need to do something about that shit.

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>>131240069
I'm more disturbed that he thinks a Jew can be president at all.

>>131240069
>he thinks displaying his astounding ignorance is a good thing

Good job, Zucks.

>>131247863
Steve jobs you mongloid

>>131247863
Tim Cook was the other kike that started it

>>131256293
worked for trump with all of you

>>131244634
>He's not that bad of a guy
He's a RINO neocon shill. He is most definately that bad of a guy.

>>131244797
I think you massivly underestimate how bad the democrat consultants are. And zucc is to much of an idiot to think for himself

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Mfw work at FB and wouldn't vote for zuck

>>131256390
Fag.

>>131245685
My fucking sides

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>be trucker
>enjoying a burger, talking with my fellow trucker bros
>suddenly a dozen men in suits burst into the restaurant and start checking us over
>"alright bring him in"
>50 photographers come shuffling into the restaurant, taking pictures of us
>in the middle of them is some short jewish guy
>he sits next to me, the photographers surround us and start taking pictures
>guy in a suit sets a burger down in front of the manlet
>manlet takes a single bite, pausing for pictures throughout the bite
>gets up and leaves
>see this facebook post
>mfw

He's going to become Jeb 2.0

Forever stuck at 1% in the polls, a massive failure.

>>131246696
Lmao

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he cant run for president he is a replicant no one recognized him in blade runner because he had a beard.

>>131252709
>that pic
To even imply that *that* is progress towards transhumanism is laughable

>>131245491
>scraping bottom of the barrel

>>131255324
Spot on, and don't forget
>extreme censorship
>"hate speech" laws
>massively increased H1B visa abuse
>intrusive advertising literally everywhere
And the most worrying thing I can see him pushing for:
>use of intrusive surveillance for direct behavioral modification instead of allegedly just law enforcement / terrorism

>>131249886
Zuccercuck preps the buck

>>131240069
I wonder if he's just paying people to talk to him. I'd be kinda bothered if some young billionaire just showed up to my once place of refuge on the road working the fucking job I hate tries to related to me purely on political reasons.

>>131243964
>"nothing good ever comes out of it"
>silicon valley

LMAOOO says the assblasted redneck nobody who lives in whogivesafuckville, nowhere. while shitposting on software and hardware that was designed IN silicon valley. non Cali-fags are always so jealous. Keep shitposting about "muh librul wasteland", it gives me a chuckle when I'm enjoying some of the best recreation, beaches, interesting cities, highest GDP's and overall natural beauty the country has to offer

>>131243471
10/10 desu

>>131243471
Capitalism is not at fault here, moron

>>131242636
If you often call someone you despise 'a guy', then yes, he is.

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>>131240069

this could get more embarrassing than shillary, bernie and jeb combined

impossible, i know, but i have a deram

>>131259853
Ok, nobody good ever comes out of it.

>>131259853
Silicon Valley came into existence when California was 95% white and strongly Republican.

The illegal spics, faggots, and communists in that leftist cesspool are presently kept afloat by the contributions of capitalist white men in a Republican state.

Congratulations. You played yourself.

>>131240069
I could never understand the american idea of 60 billion dollar worth guy sitting next to a blue collar worker for a photoshoot. There is something distinctive about Americans and their ductile (docile ?) attitude towards rich people.

I understand that a factory worker couldn't refuse the photoshoot, but as for the rest I really hope for their sake that they are all paid actors. There is something genuinely distasteful about those two worlds colliding with each other in such nondemanding manner

>>131254108
THIS
H
I
S

It's already dead on its feet however. Facebook is the incarnation of the information age, the new zeitgeist is the experience era. Instead of fake 2D profiles we have fake 2D people!!!!!!

Streaming and snapchat + "the medium is the message" = nightmare fuel.

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>>131255347
RARE

A FUCKING NIGER

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>>131257454
kek

>Inb4 tripple post

>>131243426
I'm sure FaceKike will be DOS'd on a daily basis from Chinese rental servers paid by bitcoin.
>I'm very sure.

>>131261103
Docile.

And why? Why would a truck driver resent a billionaire?

This isn't Europe, we don't base our entire identities around class struggle, comrade.

>>131240069

>be me
>a shill billionaire
>running for president soon, fingers crossed!
>they say I have to talk to people
>like, dirty people
>people with actual jobs
>hard to swallow
>breath short of
>brain working wrong now right
>snort some coke to make myself stable
>go for some truckers
>trucks are fun, they go HONK HONK
>but the people
>oh god, the people
>try to talk to a guy
>"Hi, I'm black!"
>"What?"
>spaghetti.jpg
>"Ha ha, I mean YOU'RE black, right? Damn autocorrect"
>no response
>panicked, I try to save the day
>”I LOVE NIGGERS IN TRUCKS! HONK HONK"
>he leaves table
>phonecall.wav
>order an air strike
>burn shit to the ground
>I'll just hire some actors next time
>fly home and count my sheckels

>>131244797
>LETS GIVE EVERYONE BASIC INCOME
>forgetting the country is 19 trillion in debt
>t. Kuckerberg

>>131252709
>>well liked by the masses of idiots
Is he? You're average person has probably never heard him talk.

>>131244720
Makes me angry. I wanna hold these San Francisco fags down and rub vegemite into their eyeballs. I bet that would sting.

>>131245685
Now i know where all the creative energy is being spent. That is some good fucking satire.

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>>131259853
I have noticed this attitude among people who live in LA and Looooove it. They simply can't comprehend that to every normal American their city, and their lifestyles look like complete shit.
>Assholes... nobody wants to be like you.

>>131244797
hope he have an accident sometime soon

>>131244797
also, he is never going to win, look at that dead man, you need a soul to win

people will be skeptical of facebook somehow magically supporting its owner in a election, the goyim will know

>>131263825

Not everybody who lives in LA is total shit. I was born and raised here, its my home and I love it dearly. I know some really good people. It is true however, and its too bad, that this city does have alot of trash infesting it.

Overall the greatest flaw of LA is that it has the misfortune of being located in California.

>>131247228
>mark shekelberg shows up
>tell him to fuck off and delete my shadow profile

>>131247683
>giving back to the community
no, he exploits normal people, that is what he does

>>131244797
That man has zero charisma. How the fuck is he gonna do the debates? Just sweat it out then take off his hoodie? He's a double-Jeb!.

Besides, most people hate Facebook, there's just no alternative to it.

>>131245637
This made me laugh pretty hard.

>>131240069

we really need to get ahead of this and ridicule the fuck out of it, make it a laughing stock amongst normies

>>131252709
>Pic
why does everyone look so pissed?

>>131242512
>You just legitimately never have a cause to see the way a lot of America lives if you're in the Silicon Valley.
Then why does a person like that want to be president?

>>131265100
its called phone numbers and being social, as in functioning

>>131263096
hes neutral right now

which means the plebs can be guided into liking him with one news story about how he a good boy who dindu nuffin

>>131265655
>being social with some relative that lives across the continent

Main reason why older people use Facebook is to keep in touch with long-forgotten family.

Main reason why young people use Facebook is for attention whoring. Just like Myspace was, just like hi5 was. Now there's no similar pages.

But it doesn't mean people love the founder.

>>131247899
Imagine him flying to China to go meet their president in fucking jeans and a t shirt

>>131240069
It's actually gonna be Kanye vs. Trump. Pretty scart.

>>131252709
Nice set of tits he has

>>131262669
kek

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>>131242846
HOLY SHIT! WTF is he wong with him? Is he //R9K/'s guy/

>Is this where the truck-ers stop for respite?
Yes Mark. Yes it is.
>And that cylindrical shaped building is where they eat the food?
Yes Mark.
>Then I shall eat there too.

>>131247683
>Trump was doing cocaine and banging underage girls dealing with the mafia at his age
As if that is a bad thing

>all the leftists will have to support a human monument to capitalism and consumerism
Heh, is this that irony all the kids talk about?

>>131240069
Zucc!

The new Jeb! we all want for the next election

>>131240069
>a few themes stuck with me after spending time...
1. These cunts won't have a job in 10 years
2. It is difficult but one CAN communicate with retards
3.I run an internet empire, why can't I find t-shirts in any other colour than dark grey?

>>131242512
Why the fuck do you type like a half retarded 16 year old?

This man fell so far down the rabbit hole after selling out to the CIA, he's no longer human. These friendly encounters with humans are to keep the nanobots in his body from targeting us for destruction, that is untill, we have fully entered his world...of cyber space.

>>131240667
I bet he browsed 4chan back in the day.

>>131243471
Yeah fair enough that sucks but it's not something to get wound up over :^)

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>>131241474
Clearly you havnt seen his 666 jacket

>>131270601
>3.I run an internet empire, why can't I find t-shirts in any other colour than dark grey?
He wears the same thing everyday to try and emulate isaac newton like some kind of autist

>>131240069
Can anybody explain to me why this ‘guy’ is still alive?

>>131245481
Jew here, have to admit it gave me a good laugh... probably because it's true.

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>>131244349
How dare you

>>131244797

You pretend like you're unaware 1/2 the voters are women and when they see him debating Trump on the stage and his 5'9 ass looks like a child next to a man - it won't even be competitive. Once Trump makes a remark about it, it will be over.

>>131240069
To be fair, our current president is known for saying stuff like "YOU'LL BE SAYING 'MR PRESIDENT PLEASE STOP I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS WINNING ITS TOO MUCH PLEASE STOP' AND I'LL LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND SAY 'I DONT GIVE A DAMN WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING WE NEED TO WIN MORE WE NEED TO WIN MOOOOORE'"

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>>131271841

I truly despise facebook. Its one of the worst things to happen to western society. This cunt needs to hurry up and become irrelevant like Tom from MySpace

>>131240069
could you imagine what he keeps saying to these people when he meets them.

>tell me humans what makes to tick...
>[makes hissing noises]
>oh don't worry its just data im compiling no need to fear me common creature.

>>131240069
>Zuccccs autistic road trip accros America. ep 76

>>131245481
Just saying, but Kushner looks like a straight up serious Nazi. Its hard to put goofy Jewry with him when he looks like someone who should be wearing an SS uniform.

>>131247612
S-snowjob?

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>>131247850
I think you mean stove jobs, retard

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>>131247863
classic leaf

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>>131245481