/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD –SATURDAY NIGHT SHOTS FIRED

>The kids set the woodden castle in the middle of the playground on fire
>We don't have a description of him, except him being Male Black
>Male Hispanic is in front of the restaurant with a gun and a knife
>Intoxicated female took her car and hit another car
>Caller is complaining that a woman is trying to sexually him
>They're using firearms in the play and they wanted to let us know
>The neighbor stole his black sheppard dog
>Drive by. Chasing people with a gun.

>kids throwing crates at a homeless man

Oooh, shots fired. It's on now!

>male and female fighting' in a red Cadillac

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>>131227467
Alas, a /pol worthy thread in a sea of e-celeb teenager posts

CHECK YO KEYS

What's occurring in the Chicago?

They're selling candy in the basketball court and the kids are stealing their candy

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Kids stealing candy

WILL THE MADNESS EVER END

>>131227467
hello Robert. Good to see you again.

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>Homeless couple fighting

No pants running around and screaming in the alley

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3 hispanics w/ gun

best thread on /pol/ always

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>>131229699
Our /comfy/ zone buffered by a sea of hog slop.

>>131230182
Hey, worsening chimpout conditions expected. and it is Pride weekend in Chicongo

>>131230992
What's the chimpcon?
>vendors illegally selling glow sticks.
>damn dispatch in that zone sounds cute as fuck

>>131230992
buffeted I mean....doh

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>>131230992
I predict a lot of hate crimes directed at groups of rainbow-americans this weekend.

And yeah, weather is great up there right now, very warm and mild. Although it's also a new moon and government checks don't come in until next week, so no one has money to buy their drugs/bullets yet

Lot's of kids with fireworks causing shenanigans and the usual domestics, but other than that it's been a quiet weekend

>>131231182
It's LGBT Pride Fest weekend

>>131231459
Shots fired, battery in progress, gun at a riot...

>>131231459
Quiet weekend other than the 19 people shot between Friday afternoon and Saturday Morning.

>EMERGENCY
>Mini-Van has been shot

>emergency
>someone in red minivan's been shot.

Good evening, Roberts. Anything fun tonight?

>>131231856
Seems their following the shooter's car now

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>>131231747
That's pretty average over here for a weekend in a major city, especially Chicago.

Has anybody from the gay pride thing gotten enriched yet?

>>131232056
Theres been news stories about a gang war and a spate of shootings in my home city which has a reputation for violent crime but Chicago will probably have more shootings this weekend than my city will have all year.

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Why do they need a helicopter?

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>helicopter needs to know where the fuck to go

Male white, black pants white T-shirt, stabbing and slashing at everyone on the street.

It's Robert

>comes back with invalid ID
>asks for transport for one.

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>body removal

>"Guys" throwing bottles off a roof into courtyard

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Looks like the La Raza perp wanted for shooting 2 Roberts in early May jumped the border back to Mexico. His accomplice meximullet in the pic 'fessed up.

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/gunman-suspected-of-shooting-two-chicago-cops-believed-to-be-in-mexico/

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>>131230083
Niggardry, of course. Need you even ask?

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>male spic says a male white dressed in all black is following him from a block party.

Maybe ICE is on the hunt.

>>131234701
Goddamn it. They should have denied bail.

>someone dragged a safe under a porch

>Party Day
Loud Music and Fireworks all night

>3 murders and 24 nonfatal shootings as of the last update on Heyjackass

Weekend's off to a good start

>>131236319
They never caught the shooter.

Meximullet was the driver and is being held without bail on two counts of attempted 1st degree murder.

>>131236319
I think the one that bounced back across the border was not caught. the other is still locked up and I think he was denied bail

>female passed in a vehicle

>we've got about a thousand people out here

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>>131237867
Looking forward to several gun shot reports as alcohol is consumed.

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>>131237867
I turned it up when I heard this. Is this a happening?

>>131238062
No idea. Maybe something to do with the gay pride thing today.

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>>131227467
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
dat ambient music

>two teens drinking in a gold toyota
>female black in a nightgown threatening caller with a knife

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Apparently alleys are the choice spot to play loud music

>37 year old friend was shot in the chest

F

>>131239253
F

>8 to 10 gang members are starting to fight with people who are having a party in the back yard

>8 to 10 gang members fighting

>28 year old male stabbed

>28 y/o male stabbed
check

Robert. Check dem keys

TOSHIKA GREY HOODIE

>she cut her finger off

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>THIRTY
>THIRTY SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>>131242221
Was wondering when it would get crazy

>3-4 shots heard at 5-9 and Polaski

>shits going crazy
>state going bankrupt
>thread is dead

>>131242841
>the MALE BLACK lives on

>female passed out in an SUV

>dog bit him in the face

What breed could it possibly be?

>5 shots fired at 2511 west moffett (sp?)

>trying to fight caller with a knife

>theres a man down, screaming

>>131244889
Shot, stabbed, or other?

>male asians throwing rocks at cars

R A R E
A
R
E

>6 shots fired

>yeah, be advised we dont speak spanish, if you could get a translator that'd be great

>bipolar mother is off meds, struck daughter in the head with a bat

>mother's who bipolar struck her in the head with a bat

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>>131245532

they haven't been doing their flashcards

>8 shots fired

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>in and outta traffic with a 40 oz.
OE

>live band is way too loud

keep on drummin jamal

>>131246345
>30 y/o female foaming at the mouth

>3 year old female foaming at the mouth
>highly intoxicated

>8 shots fired at magnolia and sunnyside

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>roberts battery died
refers to being immobile as being dead in the water

>fighting and throwing bottles at the party

>8? shots fired

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What "reasonable" things could Chicago do in order to reign in the amount of crime and murders the city has.
Obviously "Gassing niggers" is not possible within this society, so what realistic things could the government do to help lower crime.
Add more community programs that keep kids out of gangs?
Better policing that gains the trust in the poor communities?
Some good ol' fashioned gentrification that pushes the niggers out, moving them to another slum city?

>>131247983
Stop rewarding women for being single mothers, if they want money they have to be married with a man.

Kicking out illegals would free up a lot of low skill jobs they would take over and work.

Rooting out the corruption in the teachers union, by just killing the Union.

None of these things will happen in Chicago, so it will get worse.

>3 shots fired at 1300 west on callerton

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evening, Roberts
>>131246425
>>131246435
P A R T Y H A R D

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Courtesy of CNN

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evening Roberts
>bring me up to date

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>>131249139
>up next, a video that's gone viral!
on CBC, they pad out the news hour with fluff like this like any other basic bitch news channel
embarrassing, really

Time for the post party fights

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>>131249139
male black

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>>131247983
maybe we could lampshade 'em instead

>Two Male Blacks
>One has a gun
>Walking on the streets

>he only gave us his last name, he just said "Scott"
>group of people in the church parking lot smoking weed and drinking

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>2 gunshots fired in the alley

captcha: Mexico wicked

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First time attending one of these threads, gonna keep pic related handy

>16 y/o struck by a car
>female black and male black fighting with sticks and bats

>>131250093
>2 black females fighting with sticks and bats
speak of the devil...

LOL you'll need it a-lot but grab some of are /cpd/ memes and get /comfy/ diz going 2bez goood

just got home, Roberts. Can't believe July 4th is only a week away.

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>>131250131
the nogging is constant

>childs mother just broke into caller's house and took his phone
>female is yelling and screaming, caller is hoping she'll leave - "call is 2 hours old, im hoping she left"

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where is jesus-robert and vite-robert at guys?

>loose dog in the facility

>>131250513
>that pic

No matter how much chicago burns and bathes in blood, it still won't ever be as fucked as the 11th and 12th centuries were.

Busy with life red laced Robert. It seems to be a pretty slow night for chicongo.

>>131250870
Hmm depends, how strict is cpd against groups like AntiFa? Do they round them up or let them run loose like Berkeley?

>theres a loose dog in the facility, animal control is afraid to get it, they want the police to contain it
>large crowd on 22nd and Michigan, people hanging out on the street
>man and woman choking each other with small child present at 474 N Lakeshore drive
>man down at 56 W Illinois
>DOA at northwestern
>found male with dementia and northwestern
>burglary at constriction site at Wales and Huron

>shots fired

SHOTS FIRED HE A GUD BOY

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>Shots fired

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>>131250867
gotta guy for that

>shots fired at Washtenaw (sp?)

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>SHOTS FIRED
Robert in danger

>>131251116
that was very urgent

>tweaking the fuck out
>get scared
>call police

lmao

>>131251116
cool picture btw

>>131251164
lmfao

>gang members in the gangway throwing rocks, they have a gun
>guy walking in the middle of the street carrying a lot of balloons

>in the middle of the street carrying a lot of balloons

>Deadly assault balloons.

>male black in the road carrying balloons
the freaks are comin' out

>>131251411
you beat me too it asshole. Still top kek.

even jesus robert were you the one that post in my redpill detroit post?

>smoking drugs in the park
>COLT 45 AND 2 ZIG ZAGS BABY THAT'S ALL WE NEED

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>>131251618
>smoking drugs

>>131251550
Honestly 50/50. I'm the Robert who wants to send sassy and crabby flowers for Christmas. I'm trying to plan a two night trip out there to get OC before it's too cold.

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>robert p. much put the tweaker on lowest priority

This guy is having such a bad weeken

kek just say NOOOO

>2 prostitutes are fighting out front

Hooker FIGHT!!

>hooker fight

>>131252016
I'd pay money to see that shit

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going to buy a station dough nuts i'll be in chimpago..... from the 19th to the 26th

>a tall man wearing a pink shirt with a skateboard just tried to pull a man out of a cab, is now pulling on car doors

>>131252016
These aint no high class vegas hookers. These be some torn up, cracked up seniqua hoes. $5 on the one with the short but sharp nails

>shots fired

>>131252174
>3-5 shots fired at Shermac and Troupe

> say crack whores are not my type robert SHAME

>>131252174
dresses like a faggot, does crime like a faggot, is pride week.

>suffers from mental illness blue coat n jeans

>>131252050
I think we should make hardcore bullet proof hamster balls for rich white folks to just stroll around in. hood vacations.

>>131252307
Nah the chimps would have a field day pushing people down hills. I'll be happy when personal shields a la halo becomes a thing

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Oh sassy dispatch is bein' sassy tonight

>>131252389
make em have a wet electric field around em

>>131252269
You as a white power person have to understand the levels here. I can't respect a crack head, even when seeking help it's iffy until proven.

>sassy being sassy as fuck...
she's gotta be on her period, if not damn i want to see how sassy she can get.

random chimping in the background. checked off the bingo

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>>131252050
>>131252176
>yfw it's all hair-pulling, scratching and yelling, attempting to damage the woman's appearance (as opposed to her life) because the woman's looks is her most valuable asset
>you will never watch two QUEENS battle it out and spill blood on the rillo-stained Chicago streets, weave fragments and gold teefs splayed across the streets

>56 y/o male found covered in blood
F

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>>131252522
right with you friend

>smoking pot and drinking in the church parking lot.
>Jesus was all about blunts and 40's.

>>131252517
When I was a dispatcher I once told an officer who asked where 3rd Street was that
>it's between 2nd and 4th.
He didn't appreciate it. But he was also a dumbass. I mean, literally that was probably the best way of saying it.

>>131252583
your stream is about 30 minutes late
unless this is another incident of nogs getting fucked up in the church parking lot, which isnt out of the question

agreed drug user should be rehabed or shot... at least for hard drug user...

>>131252559
What the fuck is a "QUEEN"? is this a new word for self empowered woman? If so, be fucking honest and admit the truth and say hookers fighting over 250mg of crack rock don't make a queen.

White Aryan women who lead their people to glory are worthy of that name, not your common negress.

>shots fired

>1 shot fired at Washington and Kedzie

>>131252856
queen = female KANG, all-knowing ruler of the Nile (Mississippi), incredibly wise sage woman addicted to black twitter and trans fats

For anyone who wants to play
>Chiraq Bingo
http://mfbc.us/m/ytm7r

>>131252759
Oh I bet you dispatch people gotta deal with some fucking low level people. I love my police forces but IQ is person to person based on my experience.

>ask for ems
>"they are going to ask what's wrong"
"he's having a seizure"
>good enough reason for me

>6-7 males on drugs or drunk making threats to each other in the street

drunk nigs shit talkin in the street. wew so predictable

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>6 males in the street fighting.
Just got here and already a fun time Roberts.

>>131253076
wtf is that link??

>attempted suicide
>drunk male friend slit his wrists up to the elbow

>intoxicated male 29 y/o friend, recovering alcoholic slit his wrist up to his elbow

>>131253040
Fucking died laughing

>slit left wrist up to elbow, recovering alch. >40min ago.
>fucking RIP or fucker did not go deep enough.

>guy realizes he lives in chicago
>decides to commit suicide
Makes sense, honestly

>>131253147
Chiraq bingo card

shit nigga I just got depressed

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SLIT his wrist up to the fuckin ELBOW. holy fuck

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>>131253211
why not just post the damn card tho?

>>131253311
>http://mfbc.us/m/ytm7r
link leads to interactive and randomized card

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>>131253227
"Recovering Alcoholic" = this guy is addicted to every drug under the sun.

>>131253370
OHHHH well then. neat shit Robert. sorry bout the shit talking. that's pretty fuckin chill. my bad Robert

>>131253389
sounds legit.

ROBERT CONFIRMED

AHHAHAHAH car vs. pole once again pole wins.

>chimp-out sounds in background again.

ooh sounds like some commotion!

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CHIMPING intensifying

>Robbed store, check

7/11 Robbery?

Anon caller!

Male black strikes again

female blacks are getting bold

>>131253719
someone got robbed outside the 7/11.

Femmechimps wantin a free Slurpee

>female wearing all black passed out in the alley

>female black passed out in alley
>battery in progress

>3 female blacks fighting
Who's getting the child support.

>female passed out in the alley at 646 N Franklin
>females fighting in front of the building at 1716 n humble

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I just want to say this is really fun and I love you all. Also much respect to CPD, how do they put up with this shit

Califag here, gonna be moving to Illinois soon, are Northfield or Northbrook bad areas?

god bless the Uber and cab drivers in Chicago. those fucks never get a decent night.

>>131253952
North side is mostly fine. Just stay away from the West and South side. Southwest side is nice though.

>>131253952
The whole god damn state is going broke as fuck. Buy some real guns ASAP

What's that morse code shit?

>>131253952
the entire state pretty much went bankrupt. I doubt any area is gonna be safe soon. unless you live somewhere nice enough to afford private securtiy

anybody know morse code? wtf was that?

>>131227467
10-1 officer down 68 and state 3rd district

>officer and citizen hit by car
press F to help Robert

>>131254095
OH SHIT!!!!

>>131253943
>Also much respect to CPD
they're corrupt as fuck and hate any "civilian", even though cops in the USA are civilians(except MPs obviously), as in any Anglo or Germanic country

don't think they are your friend just because they take down niggers - in many ways, they are niggers themselves

>>131254095
Oh shit didn't even catch that. Potential happening?

>>131254095
fuuuuuuuck I hope he's ok, sending good vibes

>unknown male laying down, not moving

F

multiple casualties vehicle ram officers and pedestrans

red chevy cruiser headed north,

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>>131254165
how much you get paid for that post bub?

>>131254165
I'd hate just about everyone too if I had to patrol that zoo...

>>131254165
Idk, from my experience there they were very polite to me. Of course I am a white male who wasn't trash.

>>131254008
>>131254062
>>131254073
Christ I just noticed the amount of Golf Courses out there, glad my step dad chose a good area

2 ems requested so seems like one police and one public at moment

>>131254165
Oh I absolutely agree. I don't generally trust cops in my day to day life. But listening to this feed really humanizes them and I can't help but empathize.

>2 homeless males are fighting

3rd district refused support from other districts so sounds limited event at present

whaaa cops are evil overbearing assholes. Right up until you need one.

>>131254380
Be honest, it's a lot of factors. Cops are total pricks because they have to deal with what we listen to here. Imagine how much you'd distrust anyone after three years of dealing with the job.

>>131254561
this, honestly I couldn't deal with a 3rd of this shit without losing my shit and going full psycho. it would break me.

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>drag racing at 2450 S Morgan

How many females in mezzanines are we gonna have tonight?

>garage fire on south everdeen

>>131254853
that I don't know. but there is always a ton of homeless folks sleeping in ATM booths

>>131254853
drunk bitches suddenly feel entitled. Or rather, their bitchy cunty nature is exposed and they lose their shit. I made the mistake of dating one of these women....anytime she wanted attention she'd do anything to pick a fight or get the cops called. Thank god I left her.

>male black just robbed caller at gunpoint

>gunpoint mugging sus running south

>>131255027
ugh those bitches.
>c'mon babe your drunk lets go
>fuck you I'm gonna sit on the curb, I'm sleeping right here
>fuck seriously fine bitch bye
>walk 10 ft away
>you hate me I knew it fuck you
glad I can spot them hoes now

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Good thing guns are outlawed in Chicago

>10 people are fighting and yelling
>6 people are outside fighting, unknown weapons
>shots fired at 8222 south something [sorry]

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>Strictest gun laws anywhere
>All the criminals have guns
>No one else does
Well fuck, who woulda thought.

>>131255195
This was never the situation for me, but same kind of event. It's never green text easy either. It was always some convoluted "talk" about how she felt something. It lead to other things and before I knew it I was going "the fuck, how are we talking about this shit?!"

>chimpout noises in background

female requested police help to get her boyfriend to remove his clothing she bought him today.domestic related. no shit

>>131255436
The fuck kinda bullshit is this..
"sir, i need you to strip for me....no, really, please don't make this anymore gay, it's already pride week and i hate this feather boa the department made me wear"

>my HotPocket is still cold in the center
This is the real crime here.

>>131255530
the unit refused the ticket. bless them

>>131255417
oh that bitch. yea I know that one. start fight about xyz then keep going by changing subjects of the fight until you arguing about whether linguini is French or Italian.

>20 something male passed out, caller started CPR
>6 females trying to beat up one female

dude... that sigh

re 10-1 in 3rd district. 3 injured inc. police officer hit and run by red chevy cruiser that fled the scene. declared major inc. injured taken to county hosp.

>>131255686
God damn confirmed to have been with a psycho bitch. The fucked deal is most people say crazy bitches are good at sex. Not this one....She stayed there like a dead fish. The most romantic night we hard, I fucked her going "...I should buy a store display doll. Why am I thinking about my highschool ex, yeah it's the nose, that's why"

>>131255731
Passed out....uh...CPR? Is there confirmed need for that? I bet a nigga has a shit ton of drugs em them...fucking give narcan.

fuck how many events did sassy just rattle off?

>>131255947
yea the psychos aren't good in bed. the legit nutters, the ones that think like aliens are putting things in their asshole. those are the good in bed bitches. the psychos don't even understand sex. it doesn't do shit for em so they lay there like a damn board lol. it's a fine line

BAD language and a hoody

Dementia and off her meds. if I lived in Chicago I would pray for dementia to take me.

>>131256087
There's a line on this somehow.This one thought she was, and im not making this up, a blue ray Andromeda starseed. This was about 6 years ago before SJW shit....I thought she was just a normal hippie. NOPE.GIF.

>using BAD language.
>caller confirmed white cuck.

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Dancing on the tops of cars they don't own. gee whats the race of these revelers?????

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>>131256200
Sassy is on her game tonight. mmmmm baby

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>BAAD language

>>131256214
at that point i'd ask for a stray from an AK to hit me in the back of the head.

>vulger talking men on the corner
>confirmed witch bitch.

>>131256289
goddammit she was straddling the line. that's a tough one to judge wether they gonna be great in bed or shit.

>female ringing a bell
Salvation Army starting a bit early, eh?

loud music should rank right up there with male black as Roberts arch enemies.

>>131256518
>steal a salvation army bell and kettle in December.
>Use it in June to scam folks outta money
profit

>vulgar men swearing on the corner

Caller should be maced for wasting Robert's time with this shit.

>tons of people talking and noise
>the fuck just happened?

Everyone's been doing a great job checking their keys tonight.

>Male and female fighting
>Female laying on the ground
Seems like it wasn't much of a fight.

>battery in progress, fighting with security
>Shots fired, 10 rds

Oh shit. Shots fired everywhere.

>caller crystal jones.
the fucking stripper names, the fuck.

>1206 S States
>caller states theres a bullet hole in her wall, thats all we have
>intoxicated father is hitting her and throwing things across the apartment
>shots in the buttocks and the leg

>>131256949
my god what a dystopian wasteland.

>Man shot in ass and leg
That's a real pain in the ass...

>>131257022
That's what you get when you have a lot of niggers in your town.

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>>131257046

>shot in the buttocks and the leg

>>131256951
We've had Princess, Precious, and Chanting Prophet in the last 2 weeks.

>>131257130
>Chanting Prophet
Holy shit that's rich.

>>131257130
>Precious
Please for the love of god tell me she was some Smeagol lookin bitch...
>Shots fired
>mild stroke over radio

>>131257130
I recall chanting over the radio, lmfao.

>her friend was shot

confirmation that they don't know 4chan listens to the scanner

>gang members holding sister, possibly assaulting her.

>>131257272
Oh a few of them know. One of them went "to all the thousands people listing".

>>131257288
>Bunch of black gang monkeys beating on helpless girl
RWDS when?

>3 carloads of people ready to fight

>>131254807
>there is a semi decent chance I know who is drag racing

Was that a police siren? Sounded like the upgrade sound from Space Cadet Pinball

>females were taking groceries out of the car into the house
>then guys started shooting at them

>people taking food in to the house
>man walked in to the street and started shooting them

>dispatch sounds sad.

>>131257849
Can confirm, dispatch needs a hug?

>>131258034
totally. I wonder what they'd say if they knew /pol/ wanted to send them flowers for Christmas. They have a shitty job dealing with calls.

>female yelling "please stop"

Bouncer tried to force a person to buy drugs told him would plant it on him if he said no.

This gonna be good.

>woman yelling "please stop" from apt. next-door.
>someone yelling on phone "bring a gun!"

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>Suspect with "deficiency"

>we do not know the location of the gunshot wound
>he's a very big guy
>387 pounds

That is one fat negro

>12 shots fired
They never stop

>>131258735
>4am
>threads near dead
>chimps don't sleep

>>131258803
True true. Chimps don't sleep, neither does Robert.

>2 shots fired calls
>1 10 shots
>1 27 shots
>ongoing shootout

20 of this, 20 of that. 20 is plenty

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better windows!

>Female black just slapped him in his face
>He is walking away westbound
So there might be a smart one in that mess.

Is there a cruise ship in the middle of the street?

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>>131259684
Probably just a bus to haul all the niggers away.

wow those gun laws sure do the trick

Well it's been fun yall, got work in a couple hours so Ima get some sleep in

now I want to learn morse code

>Loud music in the alley

>You can be anybody you want.