Reminder to all of you; God IS real God IS watching you masturbate

>>131203901
>God IS watching you masturbate
Is god a weirdo?

I hope he can give me some pointers

>>131204173
>>131203901
>>131204266

actually, since everything in the universe, and the universe itself are part of God, including you, it means that when you masturbate you are actually masturbating God,

take that as you want

stop making this threads BTW, its spam if you keep making the same shit

I think God is okay with me rubbing one out every once in a blue moon. Show me in the bible where it says I can't.

>>131206594
How you doing Matt?

>>131203901
god isn't watching, but i'm pretty sure my drug addict smegol of a brother and his fat indian gf hid a camera in my room somewhere.

>>131207577
thats fucked up

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>>131204173
>i started fapping at 13
hmm..

>>131207642
yeah, pretty sure they watch my cam shows too. fucking perverts.

>>131205976
>>131203901
>God is watching me masturbate him by masturbating myself

>>>/d/

>>131203901
>God IS watching you masturbate

"Have a good one my son!"
"Thanks Lord! I shall do my best."

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>>131203901

If "God" made us in it's image, then it fully knows how we would & do act.

Since we are made from "God", that means we are "Gods". But the problem is most can't handle the powers of a "God".

(Read the Pic & keep track of Shills)

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>>131203901

No such thing as god you christ faggotr

>there is only one power, the universal is the force
>your life is a pre determination with some minor variations of free will
>but the will of the force dominates all things

Fuck off Jesuit