On the 1st of July Canadians (male/female/nonbinary/others) will be expected to carry around balloons in the shape of a penis. During the fireworks we will all pop them to symbolize our hate for the anti-feminists who think all women should be oppressed. Watch out on Canada Day for anyone who doesn't have a penis balloon and remember they are part of the problem that is the patriarchy.
I expect to see you all out there /pol/ <3