>be a democrat most of your life
>be a raging progressive most of your life
>shit on conservatives most of your life
>want to be president
>can't lead the democrat party because clinton mafia blocks everything
>Join the republican party instead
>convince core voters that you're Ronald Reagan
>convince chinese cartoon image board that you're a closet nazi playing 4D chess
Holy fuck sage
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>be cuckservative
>so proud of Jeb!
>huge war chest, this year is our year
>Trump comes out of nowhere
>shitposts his way into 1st
>realization you are going to lose
>pls vote
>nobody votes
>your brother who didnt want to be president became president
>you will never be president
>;_;