Remember, God IS real. He IS watching you masturbate. Be on

why would he do that

>>131173831
Because he is perfect, and your imperfect mortal understanding of perfect need not apply.

>>131173746
Does God masterbate to us masterbating?

>>131174130
You are unable to separate God from Man.
Its "sky daddy" syndrome where you give him a form. He has none.

>>131174178
Or rather, a specific form.

>>131173746
>I fap off to the idea that a formless omniscient omnipresent newage hippy god is watching everyone fap off.

>>131174945
God IS judging them

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>>131175071
Are you trying to tell us something about yourself anon?

OR are you trying to dismiss omnipresence so you can be degenerate with peace of mind?

>>131173746
>be god
>watch teens jerk off 24/7
no wonder humanity is fucked, we have a pedo god

>>131173746
This becomes more harrowing when you realize that the meaning of God has been replaced by the state, meaning that yes, god is watching you masturbate.

>>131173746
>god watches us masturbate
Great. Pressure to perform well. Just what I need.

>>131173746
>god watching me masturbate

god's kinda kinky

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>>131173746
So if God is omnipotent,does that mean he can create a rock he can't lift?

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>>131175335

>>131175756
If God has no beginning, what was his first thought?

>>131176098
There were none, his thought is eternal.

>>131173746
God loves us even if we masturbate, Jesus told me so.

>>131176877
It is true.
God loves sinners, but knows they must be punished.

>>131176877
chekd

>>131176619
This is the problem with theists. They think they can make up whatever is necessary for it to be possible for their God to exist, and then assert that as an absolute truth. They don't believe in God, they believe they are God.

>>131176966
How it eternal made up?
Does energy have a beginning or an end?

>>131177029
You said that God doesn't have multiple thoughts, and that all of his thoughts are one single thought that he has been thinking all throughout time. You made it up to avoid an infinite regression paradox. Trying to get answers out of a theist is no different than trying to get answers out of a politician.

>>131177430
Where did I say any of that? I said he was eternal, his thoughts, eternal.
They have no beginning, no end.

You accused me of making up eternity, when it is a proven concept to exist as energy never begins nor ends.

Sounds perverted

>"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."
Is one of the most disgusting quotes you can find. You guys realize home many perverts, freaks and psychos there are and you want them to treat you same as they want you to treat them. Sick and dangerous.

>>131177566
Your first message used singular "thought" implying only one. Now you're changing your story, just like a politician. You're saying that all his thoughts are eternal, which is necessary to avoid the infinite regression paradox, but is made up nonsense. It would mean that at the same time God thinks he both does and does not need to create the universe since his thoughts do not end or start.

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>>131177575

woke finn

I see many atheishits dont realize scripture only mentions Gods creation of earth, the stars, ect. Stuff within space, iirc but not space as we know it itself. Christcucks correct me if im wrong

The way i see it. God is omnipresent omnipotent, eternal infinite being.

Science has proven infinity (math) eternal (energy) omnipresence (matter and again energy)

Your (and all life) thoughts are a fragment of a greater whole or at least are not destoyed nor created as they are, when it comes down to it, energy in itself.

So what i wonder is if there is a singular thought (man and all life being distinct because they are animate compared to inanimate thus leading me to believe thought of some kind is the distinction) is there an infinate thought we phase in and out from?

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>>131177986
>Your first message used singular "thought" implying only one. Now you're changing your story, just like a politician.
>I misinterpreted my opponent so now he's a weasel!

Very well anon.

*thoughts
Happy?

>>131177986
Holy shit anon
Are you a jew? Are you going to avoid making arguments related to the discussion because YOURE the one fucking with word play and attack character?

Gods thoughts are eternal.

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>>131173906
HAHAHAHAHA
burgers unironically believe this

>>131178719
No, now instead of a weasel you're just a troll. Ignoring what you don't want to hear and only responding to things that don't take the discussion anywhere (politicians love doing this). It's a waste of time to try and have any sort of discussion apparently.

>>131178927
>trying to make omelettes without breaking eggs

>>131178916
see>>131178958

>>131178958
No anon, you;re the troll subverting the argument. You know damn well what was meant but didn't like the words used and are now focusing on this instead of the fact I blew you out. We are Discussing GOD. Eternal infinite omnipotent omnipresent being.

Gods thoughts are eternal.

>>131175226
>implying you stopped being degenerate upon learning about the eye in the sky
Peace of mind which be nice. But he never existed so i already have that.

>>131179108
You stop being a degenerate when you see the eye in the sky and ask for forgiveness and stop sinning. :^)

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GOD IS NOT REAL CHRISTKEKS

KEK IS REAL

>>131173746
>>implying an omnipotent being capable of understand such complexity of the universe is concerned with how you treat your sexual reproductive organs.

inb4 fedora-tipping, i am a Christian myself but this sort of degenerate twisting of the Lord's word is what makes OP a GIGANTIC idiot

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>>131179052
Fuck off kike.
Gods thoughts are eternal, deal with it
Why dont you argue this instead of a poor use of words, but you wont, will you?

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>>131179188
Swaglord was always one of the dark triad leaders here. He's the guy you see in moot's old vine's; if you actually think this site runs on donations pure buddd I got some /news/ 4 u

>>131179345
*tips*
>an all powerful all knowing being isnt all powerful and all knowing
Youre that nigger lover that got exposed arent you? Stop subverting theism/deism

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>>131173746
Let him

fucking fag

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>>131179502
>>not refuting my point

Try harder edge lord

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TFW God's watching me take a shit right now

>>131173746
i am pantheist so god masturbates with me.

>>131179567
He wont mind if its not degenerate and you ask for him to burn shitskins and smite sodomites.
I promise you.
Also have a redpilled family to continue the tradition of gods wrath.

>>131179657
I am also shitting. How is yours going anon? I drank 24oz of prune juice 45 minutes ago and am spraying the toilet bowl with the most foul smelling ass juice i have ever produced. I was constipated all week and am now finally getting some relief.

>>131179345
But lust/masturbation ARE sins. Matthew 5:27-30.

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>>131179760
I can not disagree with what you just typed. It is true that Matthew 5:27-30 states this. HOWEVER, sit and think about it..........why would God care about such petty bull shit? You are literally not harming anyone but yourself and only yourself if you are a chronic masturbator or chronic sexual deviant. Most people can sparingly do this and CONTROL it. It is when those who Can't COntrol veer into the realm of degeneracy.

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Does he have better things to do besides watch us?

Your creepy ass voyeur god should stop watching me and get his own life.

>>131179625
He just did you idiot.
You are an exposed nigger loving shill. Threads get deleted here all the time if they are theist or religious but yours are left alone so you can subvert Christianity because you work for the catholic church. Change your fucking flag at least.

If it is ALL POWERFUL and ALL KNOWING HOW can it NOT be all powerful and all knowing? You're too afraid to answer his fucking question because it exposes your lack of logic.

>>131180037
>Says Antifa

>>131174178
One minute you're shitposting and the next you're hinting at the truth of Advaita Vedanta.

Bit of a tonal shift that one.

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>>131173746
If God didn't want me to masturbate then why did he make VR porn?

>>131179893
>why would God care about such petty bull shit?
He is ETERNAL and INFINITE you THOUGHTLET.

>>131179567
That is why the atheists are so simple, for them they do not believe that God exists, so nothing exists for them even the after life, they masturbate as degenerate instead of communing with the creation of God.

I do not say that you will go to hell, for only those who dictate their laws and are tyrants for others have a place in hell but you move away from the lord at every moment.

>>131179893
https://www.catholic.com/magazine/online-edition/c-s-lewis-on-lust-women-and-masturbation

Lust

“Lust is a poor, weak, whimpering, whispering thing compared with that richness and energy of desire which will arise when lust has been killed.”

- The Great Divorce
Women

“We use a most unfortunate idiom when we say, of a lustful man prowling the streets, that he “wants a woman.” Strictly speaking, a woman is just what he does not want.

"He wants a pleasure for which a woman happens to be the necessary piece of apparatus. How much he cares about the woman as such may be gauged by his attitude to her five minutes after fruition (one does not keep the carton after one has smoked the cigarettes).

"Now Eros makes a man really want, not a woman, but one particular woman. In some mysterious but quite indisputable fashion the lover desires the Beloved herself, not the pleasure she can give."

- The Four Loves

>>131180206
>so nothing exists
This is where you can ruin there entire logic.

Nothing doesn't exist, ergo something must happen to all of you, you body and thoughts.

>>131180259
Masturbation

“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back; sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides.

"And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman.

"For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no woman can rival.

"Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover; no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity.

"In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself. . . . After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little dark prison we are all born in. Masturbation is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison.”

- Personal Letter From Lewis to Keith Masson (found in The Collected Letters of C.S. Lewis, Volume 3)

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These are biblical scale times.
The theology of it all is soooo much better, and you sado's that don't understand it and (rightly) see all the Church of England types as massive paedo faggots talking shit but go on to dismiss all theology as bad crap are missing out on the most exciting monster meme of all time.
Fact that it's all far more real than your own existence escapes you.
The force is with my immortal brothers in Christ. They will be fighting the final battle when Christ calls them back from the grave at the last minute in the final battle against the dark lords of this age.

>>131180077
Anarchists are only thought of as leftist or anti-fascist because that is what the counter culture used to be. Get with the times grandpa. Anyway just admit your loser god has nothing better to do than watch me. It's ok to admit the truth.

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>tfw you realize we are God's porn
>God into dat solo pleasures
>but how Mary survive God's light speed ejaculate???
>universe of many mystery

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>>131180667
>he has to nerf god for his arguments
Anon, What if.... he cares about everything. Because he is a... all powerful Deity of some sort?

>>131180401
>>so nothing exists
>This is where you can ruin there entire logic.
>Nothing doesn't exist, ergo something must happen to all of you, you body and thoughts.

Nothing is ruined, friend. Thoughts is a gift from God, it is a power that can materialize in this material world, it is for this reason that the elites (who want to be considered as divinities) do not want us to think by ourselves, they want us to be stupid in front of the TV, this little box that materializes our thoughts in a place where love, passion and hope are not exist.

If people were consciously aware of the power of thought, they would be duly sovereigned to learn what it was capable of accomplishing, and just for information, faith does not force anyone.

>>131173746
>He IS watching you masturbate.


his name commands i masturbate

>>131180944
Your god is a mere figment of imagination though and not a particularly well thought out one considering all the bizarre, conflicting and outdated human characteristics he is supposed to have. If there is a god he isn't the loser religious texts written by man make him out to be.

>>131173906
>Because he is perfect

So perfect beings watch others masturbate?

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>>131181483
Again, you are bounded by your mortal imperfect definition of perfect.

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>>131173746

Let him watch

>>131181586

You're the one saying it, you said it : He is watching you masturbate.

Particularly a God would set up a measure so he isnformed and doesn't need to watch, but if you tell me he watches people fap, I'll take your word for it, I'm sure you died already and went to heaven.

>cringy atheists in this thread using dumber than fuck logic to argue against the existence of God
Every single argument you people have made in this thread against God could also be made against whatever theory of existence you believe in. Atheists have an easy time claiming God is not real, but at the same time they are completely dumbfounded about their very own alternative theories. You people are not theoretical physicists: you are a bunch of autistic kids on 4chan who are genuinely trying to argue about how everything came to exist. You don't know anything. You are quite literally as clueless as the rest of us. The further you explore this field, the more you realize absolutely nothing makes sense, and that the probability of God existing is exactly the same as the probability of God not existing. You are completely embarrassing yourselves. This guy especially is a dumbass, though im 99% sure he is trolling due to how he comes off as a retard >>131181941 >>131181904
You don't have to delete your shitpost bubba, it was just as stupid before you fixed your error.

>>131181395
God made man in his image, but not the way in which this material world believes it, evidently that god is from our imagination. Like all that nature produces, who could believe that all this nature is purely the fruit of chance?

Even man needs imagination to help himself.

>>131181904
>>131181941
He has too see everything, otherwise He wouldn't be the perfect judge.

>>131182182
Autistic tards cannot understand the concept of God. It's a waste of time. Thanks, vaccines!

>>131182182

But I am not even atheist, I simply don't think God cares about masturbation.

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>>131173746
>could this be God himself?

Hot

>>131182182
Good post I read it nice

>>131182223
Perfect god. Creates man in his image and it's a primate who at best lives 100 years. Okie dokie.

>>131181941
how the fuck this get deleted but the OP is still up?

anyway

>>131173906
if he watches me masturbate he also watches people watch scat porn, pedo porn, necrophilia, etc etc etc therefore he watches it

cool God you got there

>>131183352
That "at best lives 100 years" is because of the Fall. Before there wasn't any deaths or diseases.

>>131183465
Yes, he sends those people to hell. Sometimes early with a hell fire from above.

>>131183616
so God should be in hell too

I do not recall those "do not masterbate, G*d is real" threads before Trump

did G*d forget us? is it possible H* wanted us to masterbate before?

pls respond

>>131183745
>not understanding what God is the post
Nitwit.
He is JUDGING you. How do you JUDGE someone without evidence of their crime? You have you free will to be judged on how you use it in your life. Your time here is to either keep sinning or repent and ask for forgiveness and realize the Lord as your ONLY savior from damnation.

When your trial is over, you have a final verdict.

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>>131183996

>not welcoming his judgement

>>131183996
>implying you understand what God is

you think God watches people maturbate

>>131184176
>implying you do
You DON'T think god is omnipresent and all knowing?

>>131183352
>perfect God

The man digs up a 3.2 million year old skeleton while the man begins to bury his deaths for about 12,000 years.

I understand your frustration but the truth is innate, it can not bear such a lie, man is not the fruit of the imagination of an ape but of the imagination of God.

>>131184259
that doesn't require watching people masturbate

>>131183600
Still a primate though. Imagine how ugly we are going to look to aliens or AI. I would probably want to wipe out humanity if I wasn't human. Dolphins are the master species.

>>131184474
>I think you what being all knowing all present and all powerful is
>thinking there is EVER a limit to God
silly thoughtlets

>>131173746
well, you have eyes and you are watching yourself when you masturbate, so in sense yes, he's watching you. You are it, we are it.

>>131184474
How could He judge without error if He couldn't see the crimes?

>>131173906
You sound like a mudslim, please stop.

>>131173746

Thanks OP, now I won't rub one out to my MILF in law.

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>>131184646
>>131184751

>>131184930
>can grow any food you want
>world hunger
No, the lesson is don't be a nigger.

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>>131173746

>>131185000
>000
Amen

>>131185142
Yes.

>>131184930
A good father doesn't buy food for his children for their whole life. At some point you have to teach the children to work, be self-reliant and buy their own stuff.

>>131185000
BTFO

>>131185317
God is an absent father and those don't watch you masturbate

God is omnipotent. So he SHOULD be able to create a rock so big he can't move it right? That would mean he isn't omnipotent though, right?

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>>131185500
>STILL confining God to your mortal definitions
Stupid atheist.

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>>131173746
God could give less of a shit if you masturbate.

However, it's highly recommended you don't by the words of God because your seed is literally your most precious life force.
It is everything that makes you. It holds your entire DNA genetic code and by wasting it, you are draining yourself of life and making you a weaker man less attuned with his own soul.
Any seed that is not used in the holy ritual of LIFE CREATION with your loved counterpart should be saved in your body to strengthen you in your daily labor and ambitions as a man.

>>131185584
So he SHOULD be able to create a rock so big he can't move it right?

Look the fucking moon faggot.

>>131185500
>absent
That's not what Christians believe.

>>131185584
God cannot make an even number to be an odd number at the same time. Logic applies. So no, He cannot make a rock too heavy, since He is omnipotent.

>>131185783
You don't know what God is either kid you literally think he watches you masturbate like he even has eyes

>>131186034
So that means there's something he can't do then. Something he can't create. So he isn't omnipotent then.

>>131186034
Also, follow up- God should be able to make an odd number into an even number, since he should have created all of the laws of our universe. He should be able to do whatever he wants, that's what it MEANS to be omnipotent. Key phrase- OMNI.

>>131186040
God is Omnipotent, omnipresent, infinite eternal being.
Otherwise he is definitively not God.

Your eyes are his eyes.

>>131185317
So basipally, all those prayers to little African children are doing absolutely fuck all?

What prayers are valid and what prayers aren't?

>>131186081
>>131186191
>nerfing god to play children's games
every time with you atheist thoughtlets.

>>131186081
He is omnipotent, but logic applies. God created a world with certain rules. You cannot make a square circle. Being able to create a too heavy rock conflicts with omnipotence.

>>131186279
>niggers
>in gods image

>>131186249
the universe could have been created by some being with a computer

your tiny little mind doesn't know shit about God

>>131173746
reminder that anything you can imagine is just as real as god

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>>131186369
>some being with a computer
You mean.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD?
*ripples*
*record scratch*
yep, that's me.... you're probably wondering how I ended up here..

>>131186318
not an argument in any way
>>131186324
Again though, GOD CREATED THE RULES. He can change them at his own will. Once again, if God cannot do these things HE IS NOT OMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIpotent. OMNI. OMNI. When you say God cannot do things in a universe of his own creation, where he also created the rules, then he is not omnipotent.

>>131186562
It is an argument. We're talking about God. You're talking about nerf footballs.

>>131186611
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about God. Asking a legitimate question and trying to get a legitimate answer. Your dumb ass analogy makes 0 sense.

>>131173746
I hope he likes what he see inshallal

>>131186701
>I'm talking about God.
you're talking about nerf footballs.

>>131186562
>if God can't nerf himself he's not God

>>131186562
Maybe He can change the rules. But under the rules that are working NOW being omnipotent and not being able to pick something up would be a contradiction. You cannot have a circle be a square at the same time.

>>131186951
This.

>>131186468
and God would be some teenage alien sadist programmer that actually does send you to hell for masturbating

sweet sweet ironing

>>131187145
*could be

>>131187145
>send you to hell for masturbating
that happens anyway

fags have a bad track record

>>131187226
>you think God sends you to hell because he is almighty and omnipotent and you deserve it
>it is actually the alien version of a /b/tard that is more evil than you could ever be

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>>131174178
>>131186355
>in God's image
>(he) has no form
pick one
op is right don't masturbate
>

>>131187425
I think you're a theist now.

>>131187535
>image
>imagination
thoughtlet

>>131186776>>131186951
Thanks for confirming I'm right with those solid meme arrows
>>131186976
You know WHY it's a contradiction though? Because you say God is omnipotent. But if you are omnipotent you have to be capable of literally anything. It's not about what's possible or impossible. Everything God does is supposed to be impossible. How are you people this dense? No wonder you are christcucks. I'm not even an atheist but fuck you guys are dumb.

>>131187602
you are right about nerf footballs. are you a marketer? you are intimately familiar with softness.

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Are people who believe in simulation theory theists?

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Hey (((atheists))), if God isn't real, then why does my bible come with a skateboard decal inside?

Checkmate

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>>131173746
>remember, God IS real.

He must really fucking hate Africa to treat them like that then.

>if you are omnipotent you have to be capable of literally anything.
this must be what the kikes thought when they "killed" God.

Thoughtlet fools

>>131187900
Hmmm this gives me an idea...

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>>131187977
Who are you quoting?

>>131187900
see
>>131185000

>>131173746
What a faggot

So God is watching shaniqa and tyone snort coke and fuck eachother like rabbits well also watching little jimmy in his suburban neighborhood beat his meat?

That's pretty kinky

>>131173831
God is the ultimate pervert (and cuck)

>>131188223
he watches 11 year old boys jerk off

>>131173746
Is he some kind of deranged pervert homo?

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>>131188223
>>131183996
You are at your rawest form. Everything you do and behave on is on your will.
This is a filtration process of Man.

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>>131185833
I don't think it works like that

>>131185000
>>131187900
>>131188017
Needs a little refinement but kek

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>>131188552
Fuck I forget my pic

God is omnipotent, but He also has a God Nature. The nature of something tells you what it is.
God is all good and all powerful and all knowing.
God's nature of being all good means that He will neither deceive, and His omniscience means that He cannot be deceived.

God desires that mankind comes to know Him and to love Him and to serve Him in this world, and then to live with Him forever in the next.
We have a free will that enables us to choose good or evil.
God is all good, and He detests sin.
If we commit a serious (mortal) sin, we are separated from God. If we die in mortal sin, we will be damned. (God is the final judge, not I.)

The Church has said that masturbation is a serious sin against the 6th commandment. It follows that this will separate us from God.

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>>131173831
People watch other people masturbate. People are created based on the image of God. Therefore, God watches people masturbate.

>>131188615
God provides niggers with all food and water that they need, yet they choose to squander it for no reason.

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Bout to go crank one off, kinda getting off on being watched desu

>>131173746
>watching you masturbate
>not lighting candles, covering your body is oil, and throwing on some Sade
why aren't making God proud anon? Have you no self respect?

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>when an atheist implies nigger and sodomite suffrage and eternal punishment isn't perfect

>>131188822
>88822
hi God

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>>131188946
Who are you quoting?

>>131188666
Pretty unfortunate trips.

>>131189025
Can't you read?

>>131173746
Shut the fuck up you Christcucks

>>131189132
No, jerking off has made me blind. Thanks god.

>>131189210
Thanks God indeed.

>>131173746
If God is consciousness, then this is technically true, but also technically I am God

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>>131189210
>sodomite getting btfo again
Perfect.
Justice.

>>131189615
You are. You will die like a prince.
psalms

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That's actually really kinky. The real question is: Why?

>>131173746
Sounds like one perverted motherfucker.

>>131189743
To Judge.
>>131188399

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>>131189793
Nice, what do I get if I win?

>>131174178
It's a sphere :)

>>131173746
TIL god is a perv, watching me wank.

>>131189871
a participation trophy of solid pearl

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>>131190502
Fucking nice. I'm gonna jack off THE BEST and get that trophy

Get ready to get BTFO fags

>>131190697
god's solid pearl trophy on your face

>>131180046
>If it is ALL POWERFUL and ALL KNOWING HOW can it NOT be all powerful and all knowing? You're too afraid to answer his fucking question because it exposes your lack of logic.

This question is already answered in jesus christ

>>131173746
He also watches me fuck horses, then.

He watches me manually pleasure them to orgasm and watches the resultant gush of fluid all over me and the ground.

>>131185783

Its what all atheist do to escape judgment , and if god is real hypothetical then they always say its a non personal god

>>131190782
It would be an honor to receive a hot, sticky, pearly trophy from God ALL OVER my face

>For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:


its comming atheists the eternal fire

https://digest.bps.org.uk/2013/04/25/atheists-as-stressed-as-believers-when-daring-god-to-do-bad-things/

>>131175550

Gave me a chuckle there.

>>131189673
Technically death doesn't exist, and this isn't very likely anyways with developments in transhumanism.

>>131192969
>Technically death doesn't exist

Say that again when you cease to exists

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>>131173746
>God IS real
sure thing brainlet

>>131173746
If god is real he will give me sweet digs

>>131175756
No omnipotent means he can do anything logically possible

No square circles

Why would a God make a world if he already knew everything?
What would it benefit him to 'lift a finger' if he already knows the results?

>>131194002

But I'm immortal.

>>131194289
>Fuck that really made me think i am a atheist now

>>131176966
>>131176966
Atheists know God exists God has made it known to all men
The problem is atheist want to be there own authority and decide right from wrong
They want to sin

>>131194505
Just asking for a worldview mate
If that applies, what gives?

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>>131173746
But what if I masturbate to God?

>>131179893
Who decides what is degenerate and how far they can go

>>131180667
Rebellious to all forms of authority

>>131194587

Why would we pay your debts if we already know the result ?

>>131194676
it's self evident

look at nature. if you are degenerate, you don't survive.

>>131173746
I would cum on God if he wants it.

>>131194510
beautifully stated

>>131194900
Because you're a cuck
Give bailout now

>>131179167
I prayed for an orgasm but after a month i realised god doesnt work that way so i wanked one out and prayed for forgiveness.

>>131195039
god doesn't work that way either.

>>131173746
I masturbated today.

>>131194938
So you have faith in natural law?

>>131173746
Does God grow sage?

Why are Christfags such cuucks ???
Wanting to be slaves to the Lord and refusing to masturbate in case he gets angry HAHAHA
Weak minded fools seeking a master. Most of you are probably fascists as well wanting some Hitler wannabe to manage your life SAD!!

>>131194938
Top lel, we've been degenerate since day 1 you retard

>>131195284
God's law exists in nature. Worshipping "natural law" is degenerate and god-denying idolatry. A cult.

>>131195356
And you get slaughtered every time. Without exception.

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>>131173746

>>131195097
He doesnt work at all. Sure looks like he doesnt exist.

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>>131195440
Clearly not, but okay

>>131195536
God works every day.

A rotten tree is chopped and burned.

>>131195596
Do you think you can be secretly rotten?

Your lack of fruit gives you away. You will be burned.

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>>131195773
Are you threatening me, master Jedi?

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>>131195939

>>131173746
Sounds like North Korea where they think the Dear Leader Kim Chink Chunk knows what they think and what they say.
Kinda Pathetic

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>>131195354
Ahh harr there me leaf posting m80
See you me parrot anywhere?
I trained the little lubber to shite allover the leaf posters so be expecting to get the shitting on you so richly deserve
Now fuck ye off before pol the parrot makes ye walk the plank as well plopping all over ye head
You deep sea faggot

Give god a good nut on his face

>>131196429
Says the island monkey, you guys are the ultimate pirates.

>>131178589
Math and infinity are not real

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OoOOOOoooooooo theesssssssssssse theissssstssssssssssssssssss

have me ssssssoooooooo sssssssssssteaaammmed

with their rulessssss for godsssssss

myyy siinniusssssssssssses

>>131196649
>math isnt real
I can guarantee you the math between your turb leaving your anus and it hitting the bowl are very real.

>>13118346

>>131196870
That's a real world application of math, not math

>>131197159
>application of math, not math
No its math. You are confusing human conceptualization of math, numerals, with math.
We use these to better understand it for our thoughtlet brains.

I can tell you to count to demonstrate infinity, yet you will never live to see it.

but your concept of nothing can be demonstrated as false.

QED