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The year is 2057. As Barron approached the timegate, his handler

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The year is 2057.

As Barron approached the timegate, his handler handed him the microdisk containing all he'd need to establish his new identity.

"Don't let your father make the same mistakes. Guide him. Don't let the Zuck win. Advise him."

His hair gray, his face grizzled from decades fighting in the Soylent Wars... the last Trump only gave a nod in return... and then.... walked through the glowing portal and into an uncertain past.
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>>131153222
Continue pls
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>>131153222
Barron spun his fidget spinner one last time as the timegate was activated, taking the relic with him to be passed on to his younger self as a momento.
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>>131153222
"Bannon, how is it that you seem to know about everything that's going on here!?"

"They used to call me 'The Expert'"
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>>131153222
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>>131153222
I really want somebody to write an intricate fanfiction about this now.
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>>131154215
My imagination is doomed for now.
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some flag pole in Alabama our Mississippi our somewhere. thats some hard hitting news cnn.
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>>131154349
it's not in united states
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>>131153222
Bannon looked on as the president authorized the missile strike on North Korea. "they'll back down," said the president, "they have to."
Bannon knew this was the prelude to the third world war, but he didn't have the words to say so. He wanted to tell Trump about the bodies, the suffering, the smoldering cities that once held promise. But when he opened his mouth the only word his mouth formed was: "father, no."
Confusion filed the room for a hot second. A three star general laughed.
And that's how Bannon was removed from the national security council.
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>>131154055
Fuck, this image slayed me
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This is at least 97% more autistic than
>Donald Trump is John Titor and even further in the future everybody is Mike Pence.
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>>131154773
> A wild new conspiracy theory claims Donald Trump is a time traveller
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>>131153222
Is bannon Barron's real father?
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>>131155603
we'll never know
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>>131154615
My sides died on the way back to their home planet.
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Good stuff, Vili
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>>131154615
this one had me laffin
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Bumping epic autism
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>>131153222
Actually made me think
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>>131155666
spooky
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>>131158541
couldn't pizzahut sue these people black and blue?
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>>131153222
just stopping in to check'em. Oh my
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>>131153222
Epic.
Plz continue
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>>131153222
Please continue.
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Notice how n is almost like an r, like an r that has grown, an r that has seen the bottom of the abyss.
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>>131153222
>Don't let the Zuck win.
This part was cute.
Nice trips.
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>>131154615
Fucking hilarious.
You did good, pig.
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>>131159450
>new shill tactic
Espousing actual autism with the kekistan flag.
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>>131153222
The year is 2017. OP is still a giant faggot.
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>>131153222
>>131153390
>>131153470
Top quality
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>>131153222
continue
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>>131153222
"The organics sat still, too frightened to speak and too ashamed to look up from the ground, as their Zuck-designed Soylord 9000 supervisor walked past (2057, colorized)."
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>>131153222
The Year is 2030: After years of war, Emperor Barron's forces have finally broken through lines of the Antifa-Anime Rebel Alliance, recapturing the remaining functional missile silos in North America.
"My name's Barron Trump. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Hollywood Resistance: "dude for the 1000th time it was fa--"
*nukes California*
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>>131153222
Someone please post the Barron faceapp where he looks like a cute af grill.
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Minecraft 2's cover will be Bannon facing Zuckerberg
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>>131153470
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>>131164339
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>>131153222
bump this shit
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White light flashed around. Barron had seen his fathers real estate empire crumble by the hands of the cyber communists. He was the last Trump alive. All he wanted to do was see his family. It had been decades since he heard the loving and witty voice of his father.

*PPPPPZZZZTTT* A middle aged man is spat out of a glowing portal on a vineyard in northern California. He lands on his feet, then crumbles to his knees in weakness from the gulags.

It was silent. He was afraid he'd lost his hearing, he could hardly see, the sun burned his eyes. He held up his hands to cover his eyes. "Oh god" he thought "I'm blind and deaf." He quickly counted in his head to check his mental faculties. Everything seemed in order. What should he do what - "helloo" a voice in the distance called. It sounded friendly.

"Sorry I'm lost." Barron responded "I've" Barron racked his mind for a reason he would be here. "I think I had an episode, would you be so kind as to tell me the date"

"August, 16 2006" the voice responded

"Oh thank god, it's only been a few hours" he sighed pretending to express relief. His eyes began to adjust. He saw a middle aged man with curly hair seeming to be in his mid thirties. "I'm so sorry the names" Barron paused for a second to come up with a name "Steve. haha oh my I can barely remember my name. Stever Bannon. It really is irresponsible of me to go wondering on my own with my condition"

"Well, I can't blame you Steve. I'm Andrew" he reach out for a hand shake "Andrew Breitbart"
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>>131165175
sry... rough draft copy. posted before spellchecking
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>>131153222
Are we roleplaying now? Can I be a cute witch?
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>>131165364
anyway,it is amaazing
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>>131164579
God damn, jews are hideous.
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>>131164579 underrated
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>>131163379

>Someone please post the Barron faceapp where he looks like a cute af grill.

Kill yourself faggot
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>>131165931
I would assume that this is a complaint about healthcare.
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I HAVE WAITED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL, BARRON. YOU ARE IN THE SEWERS OF LONDON, WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN. HERE, I SHALL HONE YOUR SKILLS TO PERFECTION TO ALLOW YOU TO DEFEAT THE JEWRY. IT SHALL BE A LONG YEAR, BUT YOU SHALL ACCOMPLISH A GREAT DEAL OF THINGS. WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE, YOU SHALL EITHER SUCCEED, OR FAIL LIKE ME, AND BE LEFT TO THE SOLITARY CONFINES OF THE UNDERWORLD.
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>>131153222
Buy some asian prostitute for Cuckerberg it's his weakness especially the ugly ones. then blackmail him.
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>>131153222
so that's why he claimed that Tanya is his waifu
hmm
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>>131153222
We are friends on facebook
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>>131165501
I'm thinking, they meet up just before andrew creates his website. then they tell Donald about the fake birth certificate
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>>131153222
Deepest lore. How does his autism factor into this all?
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>>131153222
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>>131153222
BAAARRROOONNNN
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>>131165175
.
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Found a reason for autism. A side affect of traveling back in time is the leeching of flashforwards to your younger self as your energies destabilize whilst inhabiting the same universe. Barron can barely discern what the visions show him.

<-------Here is footage of Barron Trump going in deep.
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>>131167580
he's a serious dude
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>>131165175
this is great beyond measure

poor andrew.
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>>131158634
They can and should
>>131162902
Hipsters circa 2050. I can believe it
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>>131153222
2 years ago I would not have thought I would be masturbating to fanfiction about the presidents 11yo son.
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>>131168832
oh no...fuck
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>>131164579
cant succ the zucc
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