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Why do you type like that

>>131137158
you would have to be a burger to understand. He's king of the cucks.

>>131137274
Because he's from reddit. That said, Zuckerberg is a faggot who needs to nip this career in politics in the bud.

>>131137355
http://i.imgur.com/I9Iom6v.png
This is like going to chicago and saying "I like pizza. Chicago is the best."

>>131137098
>THIS AUTISTIC GINGER KIKE UNIRONICALLY THINKS HE'S GONNA WIN THE PRESIDENCY
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVEN DOING

LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY HE GETS ANY VOTES IS IF HE GIVES UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME TO EVERYONE FROM FACEBOOK'S PROFITS

TOO BAD ITS A PUBLIC COMPANY AND WALL STREET WILL SELL IT THRU THE FLOOR LMAO

>>131137456
>imgur
faggot

>>131138071
god dammit you crumpet fucker

>>131137098
Yeah he was with Somali refugees earlier. Trying to improve his image? Even more of a piece of shit in my eyes.

>>131137098
Please do not ruin Iowa with diversity.

>>131137465
Normies will vote for him because he's le cool dude brah ;) he made facebook dude like how are you like totally not like gonna vote for him i mean COME ON dude like haha wow dude really bro?

the only way he loses is if Musk runs too because they fucking love him even more because who fucking knows why the man hasn't done jack shit worth mentioning aside make an ugly fucking car

We have got to destroy this fucking kike.

>>131138524
He's actually quite hated by most people including normies.

I think it would be awesome if he runs. Kind of like when Hillary beat Bernie. You knew Trump was going to win.

>>131137098
people will vote for him because they want a technocracy

Hes such a weirdo. And hes guilty of miscegenation. He'll get a rude awakening if he tries to run t b h

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>>131138524
>he's le cool dude brah
No one actually thinks this. There's a reason most of the shit you see of him is still photos as opposed to video. The guy is fucking autistic when he's speaking. He will get completely btfo in the primaries if he tries. His only option is 3rd party, and that would just end up helping the Republicans.

>>131138877
>The guy is fucking autistic when he's speaking.
This. They made an entire movie about what a weirdo he is t b h.

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>>131137274
He needed to add a semicolon, but he was mostly on track toward achieving grammatical correctness. This isn't flow chan dude

>>131138524
You are retarded, nobody likes Mark Zuckerberg, both the left and the right hate him

He's very much like a Hillary figure, socially retarded and acts like a robot

>>131137098

kay

Friendly reminder to never vote for a web developer. They promulgate a philosophy of crude architecture by continuing to use it.

>>131139390
>acts

>>131137098
He had one of the proletariat fry his soylent before spending the afternoon in a vat of nutrient gel, while he sent his assistant's assistant out for pics of highway, to imply to the normal faggots that he uses roads and likes clouds.

... Just like the humans do...

tagline will read as

>Zucknation 2070: Open boarders and free trade, for a stronger Israel.

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>>131139867
>He had one of the proletariat fry his soylent before spending the afternoon in a vat of nutrient gel, while he sent his assistant's assistant out for pics of highway, to imply to the normal faggots that he uses roads and likes clouds.

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>>131137098
Here stick this on your website

America is probably dumb enough to vote for him just because he is a name people have probably heard of. He is a terrible public speaker and has zero personality though.

>>131139390
lol i forgot about robo hillary for a second thanks for that.

>Mfw Democrats are trying to get Zuckerberg to run for them so they can easily rig the next election

>>131140279

Democrats should just get CWC to run in 2024 since he's pretty much a real life Mister Garrison from South Park.

He can't win, Blacks & Hispanics just won't come out for a (((White))) boy

He also won't really appeal to the rustbelt

>>131137456
"Deep dish pizza. Chicago is my kind of place"

You should have registered zuckerberg2020 instead and sold the domain to a stupid amount of money.

>>131137098
This guy has so fucking many skellingtons in his closet he makes trump look like a boyscout

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>>131140420
Blacks hate Jews. I don't know how spics feel about them.

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>http://stopzuckerberg2020.com/

>>131140656

I think what will happen is that Musk gets divorced by Amber, this causes him to lose a shitload of money, Zuckerberg leaves the company after running for president but sells it to Musk. After Musk purchases Facebook and runs it into the ground Zuckerberg decides to buy it back if he loses after his first time, pretty much a new Coke type scenario.

Is that a chicken fried steak burger? I'm from further north, we don't get a lot of southern influx food.

>>131140827
She's gonna ruin him. What the fuck is he doing man...

>>131137456
>linking to an image on an imageboard

Neck yourself.

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I honestly think he's the antichrist. Could a schizophrenic please make some crazy fucking theory about how this is accurate?

>>131141001
Now that I look at it more it's like a burger coated in cornmeal, or what?

>>131141001
Close. It's Soylent product. Fried soylent product will be considered a delicacy in 2070 at AmazonPrime nostalgia diners, when earth-engulfing smog cloud dissipates enough to leave AmazonPrime deluxe living package studio apartments, when AmazonePrime consumer class requires sustenance of course.

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>>131140486
>>131137456

>Cuckerberg running for president

Watch this video, there's no way this autistic sperg could be president

https://youtu.be/nXrKKwHmPz4

Watch him start sweating when asked about Facebook privacy changes, and watch how he drops his spaghetti when asked to take off his hoodie.

>>131141098

The bible says there will be many antichrists in many forms.

So what if he's been forced to do a few satanic rituals, was made overlord and given an empire, and is shitting himself because he is in over his head. Mark is too aspie and bumbling to appear presidential like.

That said we can't treat him with complacency, he's obviously up to no good.

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>>131138524
musk is alright imo

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>>131141549
>marrying the same woman twice
>falling for Amber Heard, an over the hill, proven nutbar
He might be a genius, but he's also fucking retarded.

>>131141549
no

Don't you have to be a certain age to hold agency as a presidential candidate?

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>>131141811
35, IIRC. He'll easily be that by the next election.

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>>131141734
You're not wrong lol

>>131141003
Good

>>131138524
Are you kidding my Normies friends hate zuckerburg they always complain how he bans their Normie meme pages. He's also very uncharismatic and he's definitely not getting the Bernie vote that's for sure

>>131141440
This. He would get destroyed even harder than Jeb Bush did.

>>131137456
It's like going to Trump tower on Cinco de mayo and saying "my building makes the best taco bowls. I love Mexicans"

Mark fuckerterd is an idiot if he thinks he can act like Trump and have his faggot (((progressive)) agenda.

>>131138524
underage and out of touch with reality.

>>131138524
Paypal
Tesla
Space x
Solar city
Etc

>>131141001
Pork tenderloin I assume. It's considered a big Iowan food.

If he becomes president because of the meme so called facebook, goodbye USA. I'd rather have Hillary for 50 years. Jesus

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>>131137098
>no one's making a trump donald clone zucker mark, where you can dip Mark Zuckerberg in sugar

>>131139136
how would it have been correct?

>>131137456
Jew eating pork

One morning I was going to work in Beijing and as I was passing tiananmen square on my electric scooter I shit you not Zuck came prancing out of nowhere jogging without a mask in dense smog at the speed of a 10 year old girl. I learned two things from that experience 1.) Zuck is a fucking retard for not using the filtered gym in his 5 star hotel, and 2.) his shilling knows no bounds and he's not even good at it (US media focused on the smog instead of the goodwill PR stunt).

The best part of the whole thing was that some of the guards running with him wear smoking cigs while keeping up with zuck.

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>>131147637
found a pic of that day online!

>Taco bowl. Trump Tower is my kind of place. I love Hispanics!

>>131141734
>He might be a genius, but he's also fucking retarded.
maybe he knows he can afford whichever genetics he wants for his children and he is really just playing them

>>131137098
>this is what they bring to arena to stop trump

Well, goodluck with that. Mark Zuckerberg has no charisma.

>>131137098
You should pick up a domain for 2024 as well. He may not run until then.

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>>131137098
>http://stopzuckerberg2020.com/

>mfw it's real

>>131147712
Hey whats that green thing that guard chinaman is standing on? is it some secret oriental segway or maybe its some mystical fen shway thing?

>>131154296
platform, hes gotta stand there for a while every day and doesnt wanna fuck his ankles up standing on that slanted bridge

>>131140816
>>131137098
is this slow as fuck scroll supposed to be a troll?

>>131137098

Mark Zuckerberg thinks Iowa is his kind of place. Heres why thats wrong.

>>131137098
WMAF... queue Elliot Rodger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>131138701

i found his running mate

>>131138524
Musk can't run.
Not an American.

>>131137098
Is it? I suppose that's why he goes there all the time.

>>131147712
I saw him in beijing one time. I yelled at him and said I hate him and facebook

>>131137456
faggot just post the image

>>131154709
lol, where? why does he have such a boner for a country that has blackballed his company

>>131154666
that didn't stop king nigger

>>131154842
Obama and Cruz both had an American parent making them eligible.

>>131154831
>boner for a country that has blackballed his company
That's why. He's trying to increase his share in China. It's working hard, it's a huge market.

There's a video where he speaks shitty chinese and the men in the audience laugh at him.

>>131154943
>2020 election will be a competition between Chinese and Russian hackers to make Trump or Zuckerberg president
CNN must be praying for this outcome

>>131137098
>Trump is not Jewish enough for the Ameritards so they need an actual Jew as president
can't make that shit up

>>131137098
Why are you attempting to stop him?

US constituents obviously have no idea what makes a decent president so at least you should let as many people campaign as possible to break the system and create some leverage.

>>131154943
I've witnessed the shitty chinese... its about as good as any guys who has 做爱 with a chinese 女生 for 1 年。he over does the tones and rehearses / plants questions... cringeworthy

He's sucked so much chinese dick and made zero headway. meanwhile google has offices in BJ, linkedin is unblocked, and instagram was given a shot too

obama was grooming him for the last 2 years

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/05/19/revealed-barack-obama-talked-directly-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-concerns/

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jun/24/barack-obama-mark-zuckerberg-startups-conference

david plouffe was obamas top advisor and campaign manager for his 2008 election
https://www.theverge.com/2017/1/10/14230092/chan-zuckerberg-initiative-david-plouffe-hire-facebook-philanthropy

theres dozens more examples, but the writing is on the wall. if you faggots dont want a repeat of obama better start anti-zuckerberg movements now

>>131155538
> about as good as any guys who has 做爱 with a chinese 女生 for 1 年。
What?
>He's sucked so much chinese dick and made zero headway. meanwhile google has offices in BJ, linkedin is unblocked, and instagram was given a shot too
Ahahaha.

>>131155221
>meme flag

>>131155636
he is as good as anyone whose fucked a chinese speaker for a year and held any interest in learning basic vocab and structure

The best is how he asked Xi Jinping to give his child a chinese name and Xi straight up said nahhhhhhhh zuck.

>>131137098
Americans no longer pretending that they live in oligarchocracy.

>>131155742
>he is as good as anyone whose fucked a chinese speaker for a year and held any interest in learning basic vocab and structure
I'm assuming you're chinese and must ask, do you see this often there? With western spouses?
>The best is how he asked Xi Jinping to give his child a chinese name and Xi straight up said nahhhhhhhh zuck.
More stories of his self-embarrassment?

>>131137098
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>>131137098
he's obviously running because he thinks he has the data to know how to pander.

>>131155856
I'm not chinese... white american. But I dont understand your question did I see interracial couples in BJ or shitty chinese learned from girls?

I don't even want to pull up the videos of him talking chinese but thats gotta be the top cringe.

I've been involved with china since around the time FB took off and always thought zuck was a sneaky fucker... his willingness to mount any chinese dick that might unblock his site confirms this but its just never gonna fucking happen.... social media is the one platform that the chinese gov will not compromise.. they understand very keenly that the next revolution will be organized online instead of in the square, if he just understood that and stopped being such a china try hard it would be cool but everytime it comes up he's with chinese gov officals negotiating helplessly. I have no doubt that he would aceed content control of chinese nationals to the gov there but thats not enough as economic protectionism of their domestic tech industry plays a big role as well.

Fuck the zucc https://youtu.be/v9cLR7FHon4

mark zuckerkike is low energy. bad guy. heads will roll over at shoabook when he loses.

>>131147712
Holy shit, that body is pathetic. Quintessential beta male. How does someone with so much money and free time not look aesthetic as fuck? I don't even like asian women, but I wish I could cuck him just to teach him a lesson.

>>131137098
i don't think he'll run in 2020. 2024, probably

>>131141374
>>131139867

except he loves eating animals and even killing them himself like the weirdo he is

>>131155856
Have you seen this, yet?

https://youtu.be/G4XGbZ7IrC8

Aside from Iowa City no one in Iowa is going to vote for him. He is exactly the type of coastal elite that people out here hate. The only reason Dems used to do well here was unions and Zuck doesn't offer anything to them.

>>131163606
I'll be honest, I have a hard time disagreeing with his stance on normies.

>>131141440
they werent even going hard...
can you imagine him in alex jones position against megyn kelly?
wtf is he thinking....

>>131137465
Hillary almost bought the presidency with $1.3 billion. Imagine what he could do with $5 billion

>>131137098
#KeepKikesAwayFromPolitics

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Key Lime Pie; Florida is my kind of place.

>>131137098
He's the antichrist

>>131166630
He could lose the presidential election and 5 Billion. There, I imagined.

Trump and even this last special election in Georgia proves that money doesn't buy elections.

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>>131137098
REEEEE! GET OUT OF MY STATE ZUCKERBURG!

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>>131141549
Musk is type of dude that vapes cocaine in space while blowing thousands of c02 with his rockets then telling you everyone is equally responsible for the environment.

ummm no sweatee

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>>131166951
Don't be dramatic. He's just a lucky, weaselly Jew.

>>131137098
What is king kike doing in flyover country? Checking on the goyim?

>>131137098
>"""""pork tenderloin sandwich"""""
>tenderloin is barely any larger than the bun (should be at least the size of the plate)
>served with lettuce, tomato and onion (should ONLY be served with onion, pickles and mustard)

As an Iowa native, all I can say is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Cuckerburg jew get out of my state!!!!!

pic related is how a pork tendieloin sandwich should look

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>>131167237
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>>131167063
Just cut off the center; North Florida panhandle is Georgia 2.0

>>131167237
Fuck you i cooked the 3rd best tenderloin in iowa. No joke i worked at the restaurant that won and cooked that shit.

>>131137456

>Posting an image link on an imageboard

Holy shit you're fucking retarded

>>131167353
>Just cut off the center; North Florida panhandle is Georgia 2.0
>implying that's better
gtfo

>>131167490
NO U

>>131167367
Did it look like this or did it look like Jew-boy's faggoty instagram liberal tenderloin? Fuck I bet he ate that with tea in a mason jar or something retarded, I fucking hate that cuck.

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>>131167592
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I FORGOT THE PICTURE AGAIN

>Le Macron I love my country style campaign

FUCK OFF JEWS

>>131141734
>over the hill

Stop it

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>>131167621
Looks like an oversized chickfila sandwich with onions

>IOWA
>"""""""""""""CULTURE"""""""""""""

>>131137098
>http://i.imgur.com/I9Iom6v.png
Zuckerberg is such a dumb cunt.

I will bet you my left lung that Facebook is going to get many federal law suits brought against it in the future for anti-competitive practices.

Zuck is gonna get fucked

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>>131137456
It fills me with rage to see that abomination of a sandwich associated with Iowa and I'm going to keep spamming this thread with pictures of real pork tenderloins simply because I feel it's my duty as an Iowan to confront this bullshit and educate the public.

>>131137098
Lol nice dude. A little more substance on the site would be nice. Put his "they justvtrust me. dumb fucks" quote on the site with some dramatic graphic or something. maybe black and white for more visual effect

>>131141734
Amber Heard is a lesbian. I know this as 1000% fact as I used to reside in Amerika and was hallway neighbours with one of her now circle of LA friends. Men are trivial novelties to her.

>>131166951
is there anyone one person in our world today that is actually more or less universally liked though?
isn't that one of the requirements of the antichrist that he will be ushered in with cheers and fanfare and shit by the people?
Everyone that's come in so far has been hated by like half the population, same with the current potentials.

>>131137098
>>131137456
nice try CIA

>>131141440
After she asks about the hoodie you can see him searching for a way off the statge

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>Democrats are about to vote for one of the biggest anti privacy and free speech web developers on the planet
>They will continue to call Trump's beliefs unconstitutional while shilling for zucc
Trump isn't the best when it comes to stuff like privacy but fucking Christ.

This is worthy of a perma ban if anything is.

>>131168002
>Democrats are about to vote for one of the biggest anti privacy and free speech web developers on the planet
No, they aren't.

Zuckerjew is just riding the wave of a populist Billionaire running successfully for office. No one wants Zuckerberg to run for president, except for Zuckerkike himself.

But just like Hillary, no one wants to watch "The Mark Zuckerberg" reality show.

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>>131167801
Except it's not. It's a high quality cut of pork tenderloin beaten with a mallet until it's whisper thin and extra delicate. It's then dredged in buttermilk and seasoned flour and lightly pan fried (it's thin so it cooks fast).

To be honest the bun is only there for you to hold the tenderloin, and the onions, pickles and mustard, while the only acceptable condiments, are completely optional. It's all about the pork tenderloin.

>>131138524
Normies don't even know who made facebook. It was just a thing that their friends told them to get

Trump: secured billions of dollars of property in literally the most cut throat locations for realestate

Zuckerberg: Got lucky with someone else's idea

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>>131168726
lol Trump inherited money from daddy, drove several businesses into bankrupcy, including casinos which should be almost impossible to not generate a profit from, and also single handedly economically destroyed Atlantic City, transforming it from a shining jewel of the East Coast to the distopian hell-hole it is today. All while he made less money than he would've if he had just invested his money into some safe, no-risk market bonds.

You're a brainwashed retard if you really think he's a success.

>>131137456
>pizza
I thought they ate go 'za

>>131169258
so he knows how to take risks and what happens when you fuck up? i'd rather have someone running a country who knows what happens when you fuck up then some kike that only knows how to steal other peoples ideas

I would vote for him desu.

I do like the idea that successful people are now considering being president thanks to Trump. I mean actors or whatever is silly, but I've always found it weird people like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs and Warren Buffett never wanted to actually be President. These are the types of people who the country was made for, not some paid-off career cronie.

>"Vote for me or I'll tell everyone about your dragon dildo collection!"

>>131169258
lol, Atlantic City was always a shithole, the reason Trump failed there was because he wasn't willing to be a hard ass murderer like Casinos require. The fact he had some of his companies go bankrupt (a legit business move that many people use to their advantage) and came back is very impressive. I mean he owns Turnberry and Mar-A-Lago, that's not a failure in any way.

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>>131138524
>the only way he loses is if Musk runs too because they fucking love him even more because who fucking knows why
ikr, Musk is a fucking loser who hasn't achieved anything in his entire life up to this point, not like the average /pol/ user who changes the world for the better every day

>>131137274
It's just designed to go into the minds of simple masses scrolling through Facebook or Reddit.
He just failed to take into account that the language is different here, he's probably posting the same thing on every place he can think of.

>>131167839
eh his tenderloin looked fine. It looks like it would taste better than the one in your image. Now I want to go on RAGBRAI again.

>>131137098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

Cuckerberg has built a bunch if enormous goybook servers in iowa.

Maybe that's why he is in iowa.

>>131168565
Wow take that back

Looks Delicious

They are trying to beat internet with internet owner

>>131137098
this creepy pseudo human is faker than hillary clinton

>>131167237
That is so German-American of you xoxoxo

>>131141549
why the fuck do you niggers always think that somebody could be a good president, the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, just because you think they're cool and kinda smart about some things?

>>131163606
this is the Jewish mindset and why we've been so fucked by them

people mistakenly believe they're human

Zuckerkike won't even make it out of the primaries, let alone get close to the WH.

>>131143262
Other than paypal (which was years ago and others were involved) Everything on that list is dogshit.

People want STRONG leaders. Obama was a pussy but at least he was a decently sized black dude and could LOOK strong when needed.

Zuck is the epitome of a cuck ass faggot. No one is going to vote for him.

I'd rather meme a Tom from MySpace campaign.

>>131167839
That looks so stupid to eat.

>>131169237
Who would want a tiny Jew talking down to them?

He's running for president? He's out of his fucking mind.

"I'm not voting for a greedy mother ZUCKER."

I hope he runs, if only for the memes.

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>>131137456
>imgur

>>131137456
>Linking to an imgur
Plebbitor detected

>>131169258

>>131170226
He started a "superpac". He's running for office without "saying" it first.

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>>131138430
Iowa's already being ruined with diversity - Sioux City's getting flooded with Somalis, Des Moines is now under 60% White, and Eastern Iowa has been invaded by Chiraqis. It's a full-scale assault on our state.

>>131171113
let me screenshot this and i will get back to ya in 2020. if this board still exists

>>131170611
That's his biggest fucking problem.

>>131140167
Anyone have any background on this?

>>131141001
Tenderloin
t. Iowa

>implying the DNC will let him or The Rock or Kanye actually run
It's gonna be Pocahontas (white bitch) or some non-white from the party

Zuck is now 'changing the mission of Facebook'.
>prior mission 'give everyone a voice'
Uh oh, too many of the wrong people have a voice, quick lets change it up
>new mission bring everyone together
Translation: Only globalist fags voices are allowed now

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>>131137456
>imgur

>>131174254
This. The DNC has learned absolutely nothing from this election and is going to pick candidates based solely on who they think can play the demographics game best.

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>>131137098
REEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF IOWA YOU FUCKING KIKE

Zuckerface should be treated as a threat to US national security because of his connections to Chinese and German dictators. He should be ineligible to run for presidency.

>>131141549
>autistic maracca'ing

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Lol he would get DESTROYED by Trump.

Remember him sweating balls on tv when they showed his gay little cult symbol on his jacket? Lol he is a stooge actor for intelligence agencies. You always can tell by the hollyjew movies they make to "tell the story".

>>131167279
Now that's a fucking IOWA pork tenderloin. Thanks anon

Imagine that manlet on an a stage next to Trump.

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>>131137456

>>131167801
All you have for comparison is fast food products you dumb nigger.

>>131137098
FUCK THE ZUCK

Just make good memes of how beta he is like jeb. I want a good laugh.

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>>131174177
It's a /g/ meme.

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>>131167279
No this is an Iowa tenderloin

>>131138524
>he's le cool dude brah ;) he made facebook dude like how are you like totally not like gonna vote for him i mean COME ON dude like haha wow dude really bro?

No one has spoken like that for at least ten years now.

>>131175722
Now that's just showing off.

lol, why is he trying to run? He's going to lose to literally any populist candidate, left or right, because no one likes Silicon Valley ghouls.

>>131158914
All he does is work out now, but he looks terrible. Some (((people))) just have shit genetics.

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>>131175665
>macroshift wangblows niggernet exploder 9
it's been too long

>>131176371
Liberals fucking worship silicon valley. They're the only 1%ers who deserve to be rich because they make cool shiney things.

>>131167839
Yucateco habanero?

>>131137098
i would vote for zuckerberg over a career politician.

at least he's a net contributor to the society.

but since i'm an anarchist I don't vote.

>>131175741
i still talk like that...

also this was awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuz26mUN2m0

>>131178605
reptilian?

hey guys i made up a memem

zuck is a cuck

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>131137098
>giving him attention instead of just ignoring his jewish ass

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>>131179042

>>131176371
Because look who just got elected. a populist billionaire. Zukerberg is going to try to steal youth trumpers by offering them free stuff.

>>131137098
Presidential race 2020:
Trump vs.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Mark Zuckerberg
Stephen Colbert
Hillary Clinton
Kanye West

Am I missing someone?

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>>131137098
Fuckerberg is severely autistic it's going to be hilarious watching him run.

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>>131175665
Thank you, sir. For all the shit on the chans there are some incredibly funny, talented people.
Back when I first found myself stuck on this goddamned board I didn't really care. Now that all my old "friends" have come out as far left fascist cocksuckers I'm glad to be here.
Thanks again for answering my question. Have some bong tits.

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>>131137098
>>131137456

>>131141549
He looks like a chink. Is he finnish?

>>131166630
>>131167009
Hillary would of won if she sank in another billion. It all depends on where peoples loyalties lie and how Trump handles his 4 years. Theres a reason Trump still does rallies its because he knows once the magic fades so does his support. Zuker is going offer some new edgy lifestyle that will ultimately be way cooler than supporting rich peoples business. I might even voter zucker just because Trump doesnt really offer a change besides a job.

>>131137098
>This stupid jew
>POTUS
Yeah, not happening

>>131177191
He'd win California, Oregon and Washington. I don't even know if he could carry New York. It would be the biggest fucking blow out in Election history.

>>131138524
It's like a marketing executive typed this without realizing how retarded they sounded because they're out of touch.

>>131137098
>Pork tenderloin
"I'm not really Jewish, guys, I even eat pork!"

>>131167839
Keep up the good fight brother.

>>131167839
Iowans can't even make a proper sandwich

Someone post the zuckerberg college speech where he talks about basic income like a faggot please.

>>131138524
lol no they won't. Mark zuckerberg is despised. It's well known he sold people's personal data to the fbi for money. The younger generation hates Facebook. He's also known worldwide as a massive asshole. Before the media attacks on trump he was known for having a huge ego but overall a good person. Not to mention all trump has to bring up H1B's. Zuckerberg only wants all restrictions removed so he can have slave labor. My father works in IT and here's a hint: americans hate H1B's. We're more than capable of doing IT work, they just don't want to pay us. Zuckerberg will get beat even worse than Hillary.

>>131137456
I don't believe that kike took a bite out of that at all.

>>131147712
he was probably going slow so people could see and spot him and take pics, he's likely got an army of photographers documenting his historic trip

>>131180908

That might be fried green tomatoes m8

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>>131137098

Don't worry he's too short to be president.

I wish that was a joke.

>>131175665
Do you have the steve jobs one? That's the best of the bunch. "It just werks", kek

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>>131137098
Look you stupid goyim, he's just like us!

>>131181323
Right... the generation glued to their phones doesnt like facebook. Zucker is going to offer gen Z basic income and they will love it over Trumps coal mines.

>>131138524
Everyone despises him. But if (((they))) want him in power, they can put ensure his rivals are candidates that people hate even more than Zuck, so Zuck becomes the "sane" choice for normies, the better of two evils.

It may seem impossible in 2017, but in 2020 or 2024, who knows, just look at how much politics and public opinions have changed since early 2016 till now.

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>>131181790
He will become Sanders 2.0, refining after learning from Bernie's mistakes.

>>131137098
>Pork

Wait, what?

>>131155631
Its already started. Hawaiians hate him.

>>131175722
Is that a giant chicken fried steak or an enormous tendie?

>>131137098
>a weak manlet who looks like a cuck
>everyone hates him
>a fucking kike
>thinks people are going to vote for him

If he makes it past the democratic primary it's going to be a republican landslide.

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>>131147637
I saw him at a housing clinic in San Francisco once. He was wearing sunglasses and a hat, came in late and sat in the back, and had some 10/10 asian bitch taking notes for him.

It was the single weirdest thing I've ever witnessed.

>>131181790
Smartphone doesn't equal Facebook. It's nowhere near as popular as it once was. Most younger people use Instagram. I know zuckerberg owns it but most don't associate him with it. You liberals can think whatever you want but this's a god send to trump. Both liberals and conservatives hate zuckerberg. He won't even be able to carry Hawaii because of all the shit he has pulled out there. Him eating dinner with some random couple isn't going to solve his problem of being a worldwide known scumbag since the moment he got big. Oh and by big I mean the moment he stole the source code from a college social media site and slapped the name Facebook on it

>>131182645
Neither. Pork tenderloin

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>>131151616
Neither did Romney and look how close he got. Now imagine Mitt but swap an idiotic religion for a subversive one, and add in the power of social media.

He's a more credible threat than we give him credit for. Imagine a Zuckerberg / Chelsea Clinton ticket ...

>>131143017

Trump has a macho persona to back him his random bullshit. Zuckerkike looks like a fucking twink manlet that sucks dicks for a living.

>>131183040

>Imagine a Zuckerberg / Chelsea Clinton ticket ...

I plan on masturbating later so I will pass.

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>>131137098
COLONIZED

CANT KEK THE ZUCK

>>131183040
Possibly the most unlikable duo of all time. No amount of media shilling could overcome that

Wouldn't he have to give up ownership of facebook?

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>>131182989
Oy gevalt! A mudslime showing off a pork dish to a Jew.

>>131174140
It sounds like somebody take a shit in the European gene pool. Same thing here when somebody forces third wirld migrants to invade the 99% white Eastern Europe.

>>131167279
That looks good.

>>131168565
Why wouldn't you just eat if with a knife and fork if you aren't bothering with condiments?

Why the fuck do you backwoods savages have to reinforce the myth that all we eat is burgers when the bun is completely unnecessary?

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>>131137456
>Imageboard
>Posts imgur link

I want to gut you like a pig

>>131182777
And what of Donalds ego? You think he really cares about the everyman? Billionaires are what they are by stepping on toes. It all depends on who can offer the better deal.

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Oh look. Another thing Americans think they invented.

>>131183787

If you actually read or watched documentaries on Trumps early years you would realize he definitely at least cares of sympathizes with the "everyman".

The cold hearted billionaire is a fake news meme and people that know him love him.

>>131184207
We may not have invented it, but we perfected it.

>>131137456
>http://i.imgur.com/I9Iom6v.png

Unironically end your life.

>>131183131
No one is going to love him for his anti political correctness. Trump often got a pass for some of the stuff he said, and the fact that he's made billions off deals. Kikernerd got his billions from telling people to fill out forms and upload pictures basically.

>>131184391

>he actually believes that

Come back to me when your bread doesnt taste like sugary garbage.

>>131138524
A successful movie was made about how much of an asshole shit fuck Zuckerberg is tho

He was even played by Jesse "hmmm piss in a jar lmao mmmhmmmm" Isenberg

>>131184434
No, he got his billions from selling customer information to companies.

>>131184207
lol, oh look a butthurt europoor that is no longer relevant in any way.

>>131184831

>says the actually poor kike puppet

>>131184772
...from all the info people gave him

>>131137098

http://dowefeelthebern.com/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/taylor-gipple-951

https://www.linkedin.com/in/taylor-gipple-3850a484

what does it all mean?

>>131184937
>is controlled by Germoney and the central bank as they allow immigrants to gape your oft used asshole and replace your invented cuisine with halal kebab

>>131185263

>highest life quality in the world
>best healthcare in the world
>envy of all of Europe

Youre pathetic m8.

>>131182318
N I G E R
I
G
E
R

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Iowa is also my kinda place. I don't know any other place I would rather be inside.

>>131183787
He was known as a massive egomaniac but with a good heart before he ran. Zuckerberg has been known as scum from the very beginning

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>>131185392
>pic related is the only thing of cultural significance to come form Austria in 30 years
Stay thirsty my friend

>>131185896

>he says while he has a picture of AH on his wall and posts in /natsoc/ everyday praying for DOTR

Pic related is the only thing of cultural significance to come form the USA in history.

>>131137465
>he doesn't know 2020 elections will be voted through russia-proof facebook likes

>>131137098
Love to see Trump verbally rape this guy on a presidential debate!

>>131187606
Keep thinking that. Zuckerberg will offer the masses VR porn and basic income. Trump will offer 19th century jobs and tax cuts for billionaires. Its time as a species we moved forward instead of staying stagnant. Trump is just the builder unless proven otherwise. A wall, anti immigration and keeping of business i dont want him for 8 years as he currently is.

>>131137456
Well, I hope you actually take the advice of the other posters and actually kill yourself.

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gross

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>>131179875
>YFW THE ANTICIPATION WAITING FOR THAT KNOT TO POP

A 2 SECOND ETERNITY

>>131141549
>wants to plug you in a computer for you to 'escape' the 'matrix'
>alright
Pick 1(one)

>>131137098
Can't wait till they drag out his wife and watch her pretend she doesn't hate her husband. It's going to be gold.
https://youtu.be/VxFQDjS_BVo?t=12m36s

>they "trust me", dumb fucks

sorry zuck it just ain't happening

>>131197207
jesus he looks and acts like some kind of alien trying to pose as a human

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>>131182172
ITS OBVIOUSLY THIS, HES GONNA RUN ON MAGICALLY FUNDED SOCIALIST WELFARE GIBS, JUST LIKE CRAZY OL GRAMPA BERN

PROBLEM IS FACEBERG IS THE MOST UNLIKABLE FAGGOT ON THE PLANET, EVEN BELOW HILLARY TIER, COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL IF HE THINKS HE CAN WIN A NATIONAL RACE

IF HE GOES ALL THE WAY AND SAYS HERE I'LL LITERALLY GIVE YOU VOTERS A BILLION DOLLARS EACH HE STILL WONT WIN

>>131169237
what a laughable picture

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>>131159818
>2024
Where his opponent will be Zionist messiah-to-be Jared Kushner.

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y'all are just ironically anti-zuck, right?
let's look at his resume:
>quintessentially beta
>manlet
>forced to settle for a subpar azn gf
>knows about computers
he's /ourguy/, I'd support this guy more fervently than I did Trump

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>>131198803
America's "choice" in 2024 will simply be between which Zionist billionaire.

>>131199467
Lols at those monarchs in tophats behind him.

>>131137098
iowa is pretty nice, really.

country as fuck, like "we have all kinds of beer, miller and bud!" level, but it's comfy.