>be burger
>desire kebob
>go to best rated kebob dump in my mid-tier city
>to go
>pick up kebob and bring home
>open plastic bag and fly jumps out and starts flying around apartment
>enjoy mediocre kebob
>pissed that it was so expensive
>fly bothers me for two days
>sure fly would die by end of two days at his favorite window
>day three and now fly more energetic as ever fucking with me at computer
>Browsing 4chan and brain thinks fly represents jews, maybe is a jew fly
>fucking jews and their sneaky ways