>tfw can't buy myself a beer to get drunk by myself with

Because the federal government literally cucked states into changing the age to 21 or they lose highway funding.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dakota_v._Dole

>>131113171
Sorry /pol/ is 21+ please leave.

Jesus Christ it's not that hard to ask someone to buy it for you, a mates older brother or your dad?
There's 13 year old alcoholics on the estate I live on

>>131113448
why?

>>131113171
Alcohol is poison.

>>131113695

Who the fuck knows, all politicians are retards about "muh childrens", both parties, all ages.

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>>131113672
I'm at summer semester at my university. Literally 90% of the people who are still here use Mandarin as their primary language. The couple of m8's I still have here are also too young and their mormon fags so I doubt they'd even buy me any even if they could.

>>131113695
Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

Thanks a lot feminism.

Yuengling tastes like shit and is a memebeer for children

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>>131113171

Drinking is degenerate. Don't do it.

The younger you start the more likely you are to have a drinking problem. More damage you will do to your developing brain.

People who drink are losers and failures who drink instead of improving their lives.

>>131113171
at least you have good taste

>>131113171
Because you'll fuck up your growth. Go lift weights and drink protein, not booze you little shit.

alcohol is pretty lame just get stole af so when you
into 21 you can lose all your gains and remember
how /fit/ you were as you cry into your craft beer
at the flannel farm aka cool dive.

Smoke some weed instead. Drinking is only fun with other people.

>>131114051
>faggot detected

>>131113171
You can't be too young to obtain beer, only too shut in or retarded.

>>131113870
>tfw you can't wait for the us government to collapse primarily so you can buy alcoholic beverages

The fucking europoors can drink when they're 16 and they;re doing better then us at academics. What the fuck right does does the government have to tell me I can't drink if my own parents are fucking fine with it!?
>>131113828
Fuck off you cucks drink more then us

>>131114236
>another faggot detected

>>131114124
>People who drink are losers and failures who drink instead of improving their lives.

What about those of us who have built the lives we want and have achieved almost all that we set out to accomplish?

I think I deserve to get shitfaced once a month, eh?

>>131114124
I'll drink to that!

>>131113171
tits or gtfo OP
seen this same shit beer being SPAMMED on here A LOT LATELY
>HEY GUYS BUY MY SHIT CAUSE I SPAMMED UR TEXT BOARD WITH IT
FUCk this captcha im asking 4-5 of these fucking thigns to post 1 comment with a 1 min timer

>>131113171
blame Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

>>131113171
women got the right to vote

>>131114578
>mothers
Feminism

>lose id
>cant drown my sorrows

>>131113171
It's because you'll pass it around to sixteen year old girls in an attempt to get laid.

>>131114040
They've since reversed their position too. Fucking women man.

>>131114632
>>131114578
>>131114040
forget prohibition? direct result of the 19th amendment.

>>131114051
1. Yuengling is the single greatest taking cheap beer.

2. I'm from a little outside Philly, only like 20 minutes from where its manufactured, so theres some local pride for it.

>>131114124
If you don't want me to drink start the race war already then m8. zIf not, I'm not just gonna sit around in this degenerate society soberly.

>>131114236
19 I'm pretty sure I already finished growing.


>>131114286
Only retards take advice from a commie

>>131114321
If I can't even get fucking alcohol what do you think my chances are of getting weed?

>>131114359
A little bit of both but mostly this >>131114010

>>131114840
*tasting

Making it 21+ only increases the fascination with drinking.

>>131114555
That's what I drank when I was 14 and posting on here 10 years ago.

blame the government wanting funding for roads due to the high drinkiing age, if you want a low drinking age move to Quebec or Manitoba, its 18, and Quebec its like way more relaxed than any other jurisdiction in North America

>>131114010
Dude we used to ask the fucking garbage men.

All this fucking time I thought that beer was Taiwanese or some shit

>>131113171
>alcohol being legal in 2017
Temperance was the only positive thing to come out of the women's suffrage movement

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>>131114555
>tits or gtfo OP
Here you go

idc what you say its a great fucking beer. Also I'm not asking people to buy me shit I'm just complaining about being an American.

>>131115262
Alcohol is hundred times more part of human history than America.

>>131115262

Men have more hobbies now other than drinking and whoring exclusively.

>>131113171
Young ppl shouldn't be drunk.

You should be preparing yourself a career where you can get drunk.

You are fucking 18,I forgot more than you know. Drinking some 8.1 percent nigger beer now. Fuck you little bitch.

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>>131115304

>>131114051
I'm drinking Yuengling right now you gigantic faggot, for it's price only Genessee is cheaper and still tastes better.

>>131114944
this

Also like half the reason people go to degenerate parties is just to be able to drink. Also you can buy the kind of cough medicine you get high on buy 18 which is way more dangerous for you.

>>131115571
Yeungling is God teir but down south it is expensive hipster bullshit. Like 8 bux a 6 pack. Lol.

>>131115304
lol are u ftm?

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>>131113171
>Why is it that I can die for the fucking (((country))) but I'm still too fucking young to buy myself a case of Yuengling?

>Hurrr I can die for my country but I cant buy a beer

Kids that arent enlisted but still actually say this are fucking autistc. You're sitting on your ass at home trying to get drunk on a friday night. What part about that entails dying for the country? You're too much of a bitch to join the service, so in my book youre too much of a bitch to be able to enjoy alcohol for another 3 years. Sucks to be you pussy.

Besides, you don't deserve alcohol if you're either a.) too stupid to get someone to buy it for you or b.) too stupid to get a fake ID

Is OK in the military? If not, STFU.

>>131116136
no thats fucking muscle m8

>>131115893
Yeah, haha, I only buy it when it's on sale for the 24 packs, otherwise i hunt down where they got Gennesse 30 racks.

>>131116350
Hear, hear!

>>131116350
The fucking truth here. Why do we tell the truth?Its almost like we want ppl to better themselfs. Good.Snart. Why?

>>131114840
Too bad Pottsville is a shit hole like most of Central PA.
t. Northumberland County resident. Former Delco resident it's much nicer being away from all the blacks though.

>>131116350
>your a bitch for not wanting to die for Israel
Btw even if i were in the service it still wouldnt be legal to buy alcohol retard.

>>131113695
control

>>131115329
That's cool. Fuck mankind. MAGA. No alcohol, no cigarettes, no drugs

>>131115893
>8 bucks a 6 pack
>8 bucks
>About a dollar fifty a beer
>for 6 beers
>""expensive""
>>Implying

Not even bragging, but 8 bucks a 6 pack is dirt cheap unless you're a poorfag. Imported Belgian beers are like 16$ for 11ozs, and good IIPAs are 25$ a 22oz bomber.

Thats like when people from the south tell me Copenhagen is expensive dip and I laugh hysterically. "It's $3.50 a can - it's too expensive". Now I'm by no means rich, but I wipe my ass with $3.50 and I still manage to dip about half a can of cope a day priced at nearly 8$ here in NYC.

>>131114051
kys right now

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>>131113171
Because it makes you want something didn't want

>>131114010

>Literally 90% of the people who are still here use Mandarin as their primary language.
>Kirk Russell's finest role

kek

>>131113171
Ayyy Yuengling is my fav, too

Back in my day a boy was smart enough to get wine coolers.

You faggots are pathetic.

>>131114840
>>131115571
>>131115893
>>131116546
>>131117045
>I can buy it in bulk for cheap that means it's a good beer
Faggots.

>>131116941
Well no shit, but if some kid who was enlisted asked me to buy him alcohol and showed me his military ID id fucking get him whatever he wanted.

>>131113171
Because politicians want to fuck you over. but you do realize you can make alchololic beverages yourself,right?

>5% ABV

How many fucking yuenligns would you need to get drunk? Ten?

>>131114124
what about the people who founded the movement that your /pol/ flag represents founding said movement in the hofbrauhaus, while drinking beers? or did you not know this, you inbred shit

>>131117347
It's the cheapest beer they saw which is why they like it. Imagine the bud lite for the north east

>>131114802
They literally did the same thing in the 20s, women got alcohol banned and then were the first to ask for prohibition to be repealed after the rise of the mob.

>>131117176
>I'd rather pay out the ass for some bitter grasswater memebeer.
Cheers m8, i prefer alot of cheap, decent beer compared to a little bit of super high quality shit. I want quality, i'll pay a little more for my whiskey.

>>131113171
>yuengling

The beer for hipsters who don't like that other hipsters took over Pabst Blue Ribbon and want to be even more of a hipster.

>>131117557
I bet you only buy Jack

>>131113171
Speaking from experience, it is fairly common for underage people on deployment to be allowed to drink.

i.e. Join the military and you most likely will be allowed to drink.

>>131117638
nope, Jack ain't bad but it ain't my thing, I like 1783 though.

>>131114819
Prohibition didn't make the age to buy alcohol 21. It was MADD lobbying the shit out of states who had the legal age at 18.

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>>131117772
Oh boy we got ourselves a big spender, true patrician of whiskey here

>>131114124
everything about your post is completely contrived, concern trolling controlled opposition. just neck yourselff.

>>131117945
>everything I don't like is controlled opposition
I don't even agree with that guy, but you're a retard.

>>131117603
What the hell are you talking about?>>131117530
Bud light tastes a LOT worse than Yuengling

>>131117772
Whistlepig.

Yuengling Is some good fucking Jew beer. Period.

>>131117904
it's pretty good considering price, only Bird Dog is better imo, alcohol doesn't need to be expensive to be good. I prefer Meyer's Dark Rum over Captain Morgan's Private Stock for example. Some of the nastiest whiskey I ever had was some 60 buck Jap shit. To each his own though, I digress.

>>131117142
>so smart haha look how smart i am drinking girl sugar water
the eternal faggot

>>131117004
>no cigarettes

Literally letting your T levels get suppressed by plastics and processed foods.

>>131113171
that's just the way it is

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>>131118992

>>131113171
There's a legitimate argument that under 21 you're more susceptible to permanent brain damage from alcohol poisoning as myelination and nerve pruning are still ongoing. Alcohol is legitimately more dangerous at this age and recent studies are showing Marijuana likely is before age 16. Of course all of this only matters if you're getting completely shitfaced.

>>131116526
>that's muscle

Where?

>>131118992
>republican flag

Why am I surprised?

>>131118992
It's because Ronald Reagan was a states rights hating big government liberal. The national drinking age is unconstitutional on the same grounds as the Obamacare medicaid expansion.

>>131114840
A local shit is still Shit

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>>131113171
Just remember OP, only faggot hipsters stink IPA's. Yuengling aint terrible but it's more of a dad beer for older gents. If you are young you should stick to some lighter beers because if you do not have a tolerance you will get sick. Nothing against the great yuengling but I doubt you know much about alcohol. Just wait till you are 21 you will understand why you are not ready once you reach that age. You do not have a tolerance and once you are 21 you develope a reason to drink. Drinking is the best when you have worked a long day or week and you need to unwind. I doubt your life is stressful enough to have an excuse to get drunk. Plus one must learn to handle themselves. I'm not saying don't drink because when I was 16-20 I also drank. I'm just saying savor your younger years because they go by fast and there is not reason to waste your life becoming an alcoholic at a young age. Have fun drinking just be careful and realize you are not mature enough to go buy some vodka or beer unhinged. It only goes down hill once you hit 21 and honestly you will miss the days of underage drinking and shinanigans.

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>>131113171
Get a fake id senpai.

reddit.com/r/fakeid

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>>131113171
Because america is the whore of babylon and Israel is your pimp

>>131113171
Then join the army or find a hobo, dude.

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Dick Yuengling bought me a beer once in Mt. Carmel. Pottsville native here. Chesterfield is my fav.

>>131113171
If you can't figure out how to buy alcohol at the age of 18 you are a failure at life and don't deserve a beer.

>>131115893
I'm poor as fuck and I buy $10 half liter bottles of fucking mead
Shut the fuck up about $8 six packs

>>131118089
just being retarded doesn't make me wrong

>>131113171
That's such an annoying meme. Keep it 21 and you'll be happy when you turn 21. A lot of growing up takes place between 18 and 21. I'd be pissed if I went to a bar full of 18-year-olds.

>>131122007
>yay i love this beer
>thnx m8 btw we like trump
>ew!! fuck you you racist/sexist/(any ist/phobe you can think of)!! boycott!!!

Fucking morons.

>>131113695
i still dont unedstand why HI/AK have 21 as their drinking age. particularly hawaii

>>131122007
Wtf was he doing in mt. Carmel?

>>131113171
Because alcohol is degenerate.

>>131117815
if women couldn't vote, prohibition would have never happened and maad would never have been started

>>131124384
He eats at Matuccis all the time.

>>131122007
>Mt. Carmel
never thought I'd see it mentioned on /pol/

>>131113171
Nigger, just show some initiative and make your own hooch. That's what I did when I was a teenager, although I made wine and mead instead of beer. Regardless, recipes are all over the internet. You wanna drink like a man? Then drink like a 14th century man and brew your own.

>>131125030
Dorkos.

>>131113171
Actually, if you're an active military member then you should be able to drink light beer on base.

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>>131125030
>Mt. Carmel

>>131125075
This.

I'm drinking Yuengling right now

>>131117554
who knew women were retarded

>>131113171
It's stupid OP, but there's a lot bigger problems right now than the fact that you can't get drunk.

Please trust me that, when you turn 21, the time will have seemed to flash by, and you won't feel like you haven't missed anything because you didn't get to drink as much alcohol as you wanted to.

Also, when you get just a bit older than that, you'll remember the whole, "I can die for the country (of course, I'm not, because I don't really sacrifice for anyone and I'm a bit of a pansy, but I *could*!) and yet nobody will sell me a beer?" argument and feel a little embarrassed.

>>131113171
Because you're retarded enough at your age

>drinking a Yuengling right now

>>131117142
How does that relate to OP's complaint? Did the gay bars not card you or something, you wine-cooler drinking faggot?

moved from NYC to Dallas. Toss up between Yuengs and the pizza I miss the most

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>drinking piss beer

Sad!

>>131113171
>Yuengling
God Bless Yuengling. Made right here in Tampa.

>>131125253
I haven't gone drinking in the borough in a couple of years.