I am not a Christian. But I have a question. However due to

>>131092373
you will shit out jesus

>>131092373
They're blessed at communion, retard
You're just eating crackers

>>131092373
>I am not a Christian
If you haven't been baptized, you can't take or benefit from communion. If you're a heathen, it doesn't matter. Priests perform the ritual but the Holy Spirit is what blesses the bread.

Also if they are crackers, it's probably some protestant trash so it's heresy either way. But if you're a heather, you're better than a heretic, so basically "wow it's nothing."

>>131092373

>angsty teen tries too hard to be dank on 4chan

cant wait til summers over

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>>131092373
this

>>131092373
The christ spirit in you is awakened.

You'll become a mean, lean, other-cheek-turning machine.

>>131092373
Nothing says cuck like taking a soy cracker from a hand of a celibate (or worse pedo) old man while on your knees.

>>131092373
Nothing? God isn't a robot

>>131092373
sage

>>131094577
That's not how communion works.
Well maybe for Catholics, but I've never been to a Catholic church for anything but catfish dinners.

>>131092373
No dipshit it's blessed during communion.

>>131092745
>t.mario the apostate

>>131092373
Unless the hosts (bread wafers) have been properly consecrated at a Roman Catholic Mass then they are just bread. If, however, they were consecrated they would be in a Tabernacle not in your home.
As for liturgical Protestants, they believe all sorts of things that I wouldn't be able to comment on.

>>131092373
You are 51% Christian crackers now. Jesus can do an hostile takeover on your body.

>>131092700
This. Protestants are fucking retarded.