/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFYTIME EDITION

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

wasn't Trump on Fox and Friends? is the pastebin not updated yet?

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AWOO~

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Joe running in 2020 would be the perfect anime

they are already propping him as a rockstar

>>131083673
CRAWLLLLLING IN MY SKIN

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>>131083528
"What do I like about Trump? His wife" says Belusconi
http://www.huffingtonpost.it/2017/06/23/silvio-berlusconi-di-trump-mi-piace-la-moglie_a_22584101/?utm_hp_ref=it-homepage

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>tfw there are countries that could be conquered by a handful of yahoos and a boat
we need to leave the UN, it encourages this sort of idiocy

Spotted at an Iranian Quds Day, aka death to America day, celebration.

>>131083751
We left messages with the person who manages the pastebin with the link to the interview. Some times it just takes a little time. It is on youtube if you search fox and friends and today's date.

Pathetic that after 8 years of promises the GOP can't come up with a consensus health bill

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>>131083625
Awoo?

>CNN hires sketch artist for press briefing
lol

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>ywn go to a Trump rally with her

What is the point of this cruel existence

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>>131083864
pic related

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>>131083873
Forgot picture.

>>131083830
as a rino i dont see any fucking way he will win
he sells his party for (you)s from libs, but democrats wont elect him either

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>>131083751
>wasn't Trump on Fox and Friends?

Yes.

Also, something's up:

>http://abcnews.go.com/live/video/special-live-9?cid=HP_LB_THUMB

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>>131083807
Be safe

>>131083903
She goes to my gym

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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never stop immigration from the Middle East
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet in office
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
~~~You are here~~~
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall

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>>131083830
I thought Jeb was going to run again already.

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>>131083830
Joe forgot one thing. you get to kill people after you become president, not before

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>>131083849
Melania is pure and wholesome.

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>>131083528
Wasn't there supposed to be breaking news today or was that FBI anon RPing like a faggot?

>>131083947
that link is fucked up
doesn't work for me

>>131083830
In a timeline FAR FAR away
>Forget it Joe. You don't have any where near what it takes.

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>>131083830
Holy fuck. I want him to try and primary Trump so bad. Months of Lincolnposting, the return of the Lori story... my god. I want it.

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>>131083830
>When you're so desperate for attention from Donald that you mount a primary challenge in an effort to get just one (You) from the man
>yfw when he launches vicious attack ads against every other challenger and ignores you completely, never even mentioning your name once

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WTF FIREFOX

>>131083924
Can they fug off already? It's not like they'll do anything. They're a bunch of Arabs who want to kill the Sunnis for turning them into Arabs.

>>131083830
Waiting for a Joe x Trump debate.
>President Donald John Trump: Let me talk to the public about interns and how they`re beneficial... not so much for my adversary right here...

>>131083947
Bye norks.

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History repeats and, again, the very people that break their backs building civilization as we know (namely: white working class) see the rewards of their hard work taken from them and

> enjoyed exclusively by city and college educated retards
> given for free to outsiders as atonement for the sins and degeneracy of the former

Here is a song from the 30s but that could easily be a song of the XXI century at the Rust Belt. Trump is a step in the right direction, hard working people and risk takers allowed to keep their money instead of financing charity cases all over the country and the world at gunpoint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eih67rlGNhU

It is ironic that it is taking a gold plated penthouse billionaire to deliver on that promise

> BING CROSBY - BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A DIME

> They used to tell me I was building a dream
> And so I followed the mob
> When there was earth to plow or guns to bear
> I was always there right on the job

> They used to tell me I was building a dream
> With peace and glory ahead
> Why should I be standing in line
> Just waiting for bread?

> Once I built a railroad, I made it run
> Made it race against time
> Once I built a railroad, now it's done
> Brother, can you spare a dime?

> Once I built a tower up to the sun
> Brick and rivet and lime
> Once I built a tower, now it's done
> Brother, can you spare a dime?

> Once in khaki suits, gee we looked swell
> Full of that yankee doodly dum
> Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
> And I was the kid with the drum

> Say, don't you remember, they called me Al
> It was Al all the time
> Why don't you remember, I'm your pal
> Say buddy, can you spare a dime?

> Once in khaki suits, ah gee we looked swell
> Full of that yankee doodly dum
> Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
> And I was the kid with the drum

> Oh, say, don't you remember, they called me Al
> It was Al all the time
> Say, don't you remember, I'm your pal
> Buddy, can you spare a dime?

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>>131083972
Too late...

>>131084115
he said around 2 PM and the loretta lynch story broke around 1:30 PM so who knows

>>131084136
>that link is fucked up
>doesn't work for me

ABC's stream now requires some jackass video player that things Ghostery / UBlock knocks out.

>>131083830

>inb4 Joe runs as a Democrat.

>>131084136
>>131084285
works in firefox with only ublock
doesn't work in chrome where i have umatrix

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>>131084249
Are you ok Awoo, you look a little rough ?!

>>131083830
>Sure, why not?
Well for one, he murdered his intern.

>>131083903
>>131084046
name? intsagram?

/ptg/, I need that comic where Trump and Hitler are talking and Trump says to him something along the lines of: "Everyone says I'm like you, but I'm nothing like you. I'm winning".

Anyone have that?

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>>131084246
I mean the Democrats are highly educated, but the average Democrat hasn't found a way to turn that education into a steady source of income. Pic related.
>yfw liberals look down on "white trash" that makes 3X their salary

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>>131084246
Well, are you gonna jump or what?"

Jeb Bush spins around, surprised to hear someone else's voice on what he thought was a secluded rooftop. Jeb feels a pang of anxiety wash over him as he realizes it is Donald Trump standing on the roof watching him.

"I've been watching for ten minutes now, waiting for you to jump. I thought you were a 'tough guy', Jeb. Apparently not."


Jeb steps down from the ledge, smirking. "You know what Donald? You're a jerk. And I know you want nothing more then to watch me jump. So you know what, Donald? I'm not going to jump. I bet you feel stupid now, coming all the way out here."

"It's garlic," Trump states flatly.

"W-what?" Jeb is visibly confused.

"You're 'secret' guac recipe. It's avocados, cilantro, jalapeno, onions... and 'not too much' garlic."

"Bu- Th- M-mu-" Jeb Bush begins to stutter. His face turns red and becomes sweaty. His one secret in life, the one thing he had above everyone else was his secret guac recipe- and now Donald Trump knows it. "M-my secret recipe! H-how did you-"

"You're wife told me," Trump responds before Jeb can finish his sentence, "while she was cleaning my mansion."

With that, Jeb Bush stepped back up onto the ledge and leaped. Little did he know, Trump had placed a massive bowl of guacamole in the street. The enormous vat of guacamole was enough to cushion Jeb's fall and keep him from committing suicide. As he falls, Jeb realizes that it is all pointless. Not only does Trump have his secret guac recipe, he also has control of Jeb's life. Jeb lands face-first in the bowl of guac, and even while submerged in the bowl of guac he can hear onlookers laughing. He also hears the ringtone of his cell phone go off. Pulling the phone out o his pocket, he answers it and places the phone to his ear. He hears Donald Trump's voice through the speaker:

"Your guac tastes like shit by the way."

>>131083849
His wife is pretty great.

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>>131084111

Checked.

>>131084328

>http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/10/527794495/mexico-is-called-worlds-second-most-violent-country

>>131084432
Trabucco, surname.
Most cute feet I`ve seen in 5 years.

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>>131084115
it was a larper

>>131083830
Who's this guy?

>>131084328
Unnamed sources

>>131083898
Someone find the sketches of Sean Spicer. I'm on my phone and can't find a stream to rewind to get a screenshot

>>131084328
Kek. The Hill is such a steaming pile

>>131084328
damn he forgot to cite his anonymous source

>>131084046
Go for it

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>>131084519

literally, and I mean LITERALLY, a killer

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>>131084111
Witnessed

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>this is the music video Joe made

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>>131083625
>Cubes
anon pls

>>131084328
Could they not find a news article themselves via a 3 second Google search?

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>>131084249
>tfw no EMT Awoo
Maybe some fresh never frozen beef patties will make you feel better

>>131084519
Joe is Joe... from MSNBC.

>>131083939
>As a rino
dude what

>>131084582
No thanks she's a womanlet

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>>131084562
lel

any idea what is going with these possible comments from white house? i was about to take a shower

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>>131084379
Thanks to the new healthcare bill I was able to actually afford good insurance!

>>131083548
>can control a rocket falling from space and have it land upright
>can't get a camera that can handle the G's and not turn to potato quality
get your shit together Elon

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>>131084534

Got u senpai

>>131084674
>Could they not find a news article themselves via a 3 second Google search?

That would be journalism. The lefty MSM doesn't do journalism.

>>131084328
DRUMPF STUMPED

>>131084695
lrn2google you absolute retard

Donald Jew Trump

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>>131084677
I know it would make me feel better, but I'm avoiding fast food !

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maga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBxKMsLP908

>>131084690
>>131084602
Oh, Joe "Intern=Interred" Scarborough, gotcha.

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>>131084735
Cool, as long as you're ok, Awoo !

>>131084677
wow I already had lunch but some Wendy's® sure does sound perfect right now, right /pol/?

>>131084708
>womanlet

You can fix that trait with your balls

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>>131083849
>"What do I like about Trump? His wife" says Belusconi

kek, in case you guys didn't notice Belusconi is making a compliment here. Here are his choice of words for other world leaders
Obama
> Of Barack Obama, upon his election as US president in November 2008, he said: "[Mr Obama is] young, handsome and suntanned."
> His response to the wave of criticism following the remark: ''God save us from imbeciles... How can you take such a great compliment negatively?"

> Schulz
> To German MEP Martin Schulz, at start of Italy's EU presidency in July 2003: "I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo (guard chosen from among the prisoners) - you would be perfect."

About the left
> The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.

About Mussolini
> Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.

About Merkel
> I believe that all my problems with Angela Merkel started when it was reported that I had called her “an unfuckable lard arse
(to which he denies but I don't know)

David Cameron to his wife, about Berlusconi
> Samantha I’ve got to go off to Italy – dinner with Berlusconi. Don’t worry I’ll get so-and-so to pull me out of the jacuzzi before the whores turn up

>>131084777
>I just reread your post and got the context
Holy shit I'm retarded. I know what a RINO is, but contextually I was misreading your post

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>>131084821
I could have replied to nearly half the posts in this thread, but I decided to reply to yours. Not because there was anything special about it but because you so simply said what all the Trump supporters believe.
Let me now explain why it will now happen.
Those of us who are #NeverTrump know in our heart that Trump is the end of our country. It is that simple.
His winning redefines conservatism as nationalistic, authoritarian, populism that seeks to solve problems the same way the world tried in the 1930s with catistrophic results.
We are students of history, we consider, think and discuss ideas. For a 100 reasons we cannot ... no WILL NOT vote for Trump.
In the years to come, the questions will come up, where were you? Did no one see it coming? Now you know... yes we did.

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>>131084205


> mfw I stopped using Firefox when the drove out their founder for not sucking cock

The Brave app he made for phones suck though. The PC version is great though.

MAGA

>>131084746
Too funny. I hope the story goes viral.

>>131084821
Good for you, keep it up

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>>131084115

>falling for the larp

>>131084932
mad wop bantz

>>131084991
i just wish another browser would copy the omnibox so i could switch away from the google jew

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>>131084602

Murderin' Joe

Hannity is tearing Joe a new asshole right now

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>>131084437
G-guys? Anyone?

>>131084650

Lol Jesus Christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJtPU2XBDk

>>131084932
He also said "Macron? a handsome man with a handsome mom" (he was of course speaking about his wife, topekek)

>>131083875

The 4 (5) current Senate no's are proposing VERY good amendments. There was a joint letter to the Senate. Let them make the bill better.

Remember, Obamacare was jammed through congress, was entirely written by lobbyists, was 2300 pages and no one read it. This is the ACTUAL process and it's really only been 4 months.

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>>131084328
kek, I called that here: >>130985110

For those who missed: CNN ran that headline in May 11 so we have two situations here

1) Trump is telling the truth and so was CNN
variation a) CNN tries to stump the Trump and debunk their own fake news
2) Trump is not telling the truth and blame it on incorrect report by CNN

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hahaha CNN sent a sketch artist

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>>131084904
Just a bit of scarring, I'll be fine.

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I just had a eiphany of clear thought

So people have turned ships, planes, etc into anime girls, how come no one's turned like Auschwitz into a anime girl

too edgey or just no one's had this idea yet?

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USA USA USA

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>>131085096

>>131085130
>The 4 (5) current Senate no's are proposing VERY good amendments. There was a joint letter to the Senate. Let them make the bill better.

Agreed. I mean, that's how the process is supposed to work.

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>>131085027
Well /pol/ got me started on Wendy's, it's all you guys fault, but I have stepped away for a while.
I do miss it a bit though......

>>131085096
uh i saw it in a thread two days back, if you want to look for it

>>131085160
that's actually a really comfy sketch

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>>131084991

>>131084746

Hey that's a pretty neat sketch.

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WELL
WELL
WELL

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>>131085096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZnuWtoFVIY

>>131085096
No such picture exists, Ivan.
>>131085194
Well I was wrong.

>>131085192

how the fuck is that possible it;s like a giant stick how do you even manage to reverse it without flipping it

>>131084932
I really do miss him, we do need someone like him again to kick that sleepy rut in Europe up again.

>>131083875
they should have had a bill ready ages ago but it is what it is, at least they are actually working on something instead of whining now

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>>131083528
Can someone explain why the fuck there was an antisemitism office at the state department?
http://archive.is/iepVI

>>131085160
That's gettin shooped tonight, suggestions, requests?

>>131085127
That joke really triggers the MicronButtbois, everytime they talk about their "Jupiterian president" you just have to joke about pedo love for maximum meltdown

>>131085289
A lot of trial and error and math

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>>131085194
Thanks bunches, m8.

What do you think about Trump's wall project?

Vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/13267754

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>>131085161
Lel, you better ask Ivanka who her plastic surgeon was, he did great work !

Russian shills are out trying to defend off the Lynch news

ETA of the wall?

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>>131085289
Science, Vlad.

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Did Ol' Johnny really say this?

>>131085289
freedoms

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Trumps bring in one of their own after firing the Obama era appointee who was probably fired for leaking.

http://publicpool.kinja.com/subject-first-lady-melania-trump-announces-new-chief-u-1796373005

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>>131085096
Damn, those MAGA girls are fugly.
>Get with the Left... it's sexyeh!

>>131085335
Mick Mulvaney is a treasure.

>>131085368
>Not putting walls with our without Solar Panels as an option

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>>131085346
the same picture, but replace spicer with a sketch of the gundam cosplay

>>131083528
Does Trump actually get comfy time? serious question?

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>>131085400
Checked

>>131085127
Top kek

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>>131085335
Da fug? How many offices in our government is there? There better be one for checking digits.

>>131085160

That's pretty good work for a sketch. That might be the only cool thing CNN has ever done.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc&list=PLCB87E97802B73B77&index=2

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>>131085122
hahaha what a load of shit

and who picked that fucking thumbnail

>>131085289
Apartheid space magic.

>>131085160
It is missing the presidential seal, but is otherwise great.

>>131085346
Sean holding a gun and blood splattered on the paper of the sketch.

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>>131085160
Acosta with his hand up, still being ignored. kek.

>>131085533
Late at night probably....but the president can never truly get comfy

>>131085160
Not half bad really.

>>131085346
spicer as a gundam
put in a couple awoos
find jim acosta and give him tears
make the podium say TNN

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>>131084519
See attached pic and follow link for more info
https://archive.is/nV5NO

>>131085346
Honestly, not sure the point if you want to have fun make it look like in the style of a painting where Spicer has a halo over his head with the outstretched finger and all the dirty unwashed reporters are pointing fingers everywhere.

>>131085525
Add a couple happy merchants in the crowd too.

>>131085130
>This is the ACTUAL process and it's really only been 4 months.
>>131085210
>Agreed. I mean, that's how the process is supposed to work.

Agreed. People saw so much government by decree in the past 8 years that they don't recall congress is supposed to actually contribute to the laws they write

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Is Joe the most pathetic human alive?

>>131085633
He'll never recover from Trump destroying him

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>>131085335

Because "offensive speech" was a successful operation used to destroy political enemies and rivals as well as keeping allies in a state of constant fear

Removing this helps eliminate bloated government spending and helps the first amendment

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>>131085525
Will this tide you over?

>>131085565
There needs to be a liaison to the /pol/ community.

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How early is too early?

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>>131085498
Rex Tillerson is SecState.

>>131085246

I ain't reading all that. Summarize it in one green text

>>131085427
Ah ha ha
>Fuck this asshole

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>>131085633

>>131085773

Don Jr. is the liason

>>131085633
The last time the President held a conference and answered questions they all complained that he was too mean to them.

>>131085192

That's legit amazing.

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>>131085573

>>131085773
No. We'd be stalking Melania and bombarding Trump to gas the Jews.

>>131085773
That's Don Jr.

>>131085425
In construction as we speak. First batches over the old fence, prototypes being tested and expected to be presented before the budget vote in october. I would say final decision still in this summer and construction starting in novembet

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>>131085704

close

>>131085427

Johnny Dipshit's career is over and he's lashing out.

>>131085864
And?

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Got back from the hotel. Miss anything from the spicer rally?

>>131083830
Joe should run in 2018 against senator Nelson in Florida
Seriously.

>>131085427

>JUST-tier career now
>PotC franchise fatigue setting in
>Bunch of duds

>>131085805
Yeah but isn't OMB reviewing wasteful spending across the government?

>>131085805
>Rex Tillerson is SecState.
But it's Mulvaney holding the purse and scouring the government for fat to trim

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>>131085888
Confirmed by digits

>>131085346
Spicer getting repeaters

>>131085704
Well he successfully got away with murder, so that's not nothing.

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>>131085335
Easy.

1) Jews hold a disproportionate amount of political and economic power because they infiltrate higher institutions and promote their own self-interest just like every other ethnic/religious/political group on the planet.

2) Having faced discrimination for so many years has resulted in a Jewish culture that is inherently nationalistic and self-serving because they rightfully realize they will never be able to fully integrate into white majority culture.

"America might support us for now, but Israel will always be there for you."
t. Zionists

3) Using their influence mentioned in point (1), and guided by nationalistic zeal explicated in point (2), they actively work to create institutions that protect and shield them from criticism.

>>131085996
>>131086004
I forgot that.

>>131085888
Maybe Don Jr for this /pol/ and Eric for the other /pol/.

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If every Trumpgeneral was connected end-to-end in one long thread and then printed out, how long would it be?

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>>131085921
Joe!

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>>131085996
You know it.

>>131085704
You misspelled Jim Acosta

>>131085803
hER NAME IS iRMA she is latina for trump on twitter and is a citizen you mook

>>131085888
by the end we might have Barron, due to all the autists getting attracted to this place, Don Jr is more of a /k/andadate

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>>131086030
Look, I love the Jewish people. They're great people, I've employed thousands of Jews, I have a great relationship with the Jewish people. I'm going to do great with the Jewish, in fact a poll came out in Berlin recently, I polled 25% with the Jewish; someone said if you get 25% of the Jewish vote, the election is over... but if I'm elected president, we are going to Gas the Jewish. We have to Gas the Jewish, or we won't have an economy any more. We're going to Gas the Jewish, and it's going to be a great Holocaust... and the Jewish are going to pay for it.

>>131085192
Why do you have a gif of a rocket launching but in reverse?

>>131085966
it was all audio, no cameras allowed so CNN sent their sketch artist

>>131085160

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>>131085864

>>131085160
Really aesthetic>>131085161
. Would frame.

>>131085937
Oh right, I forgot where I was.

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Lmao this song sucks

https://youtu.be/jFJtPU2XBDk

>>131086165
Cool. Anything good? Or just another chimping?

>>131086073
It would be a big thread...

>>131086122
Would you colonize her?

>>131085901
>prototypes being tested and expected to be presented before the budget vote in october

This is from last week:

>On Tuesday, acting Border Patrol Chief Carla Provost testified to the House Appropriations Committee that four to eight prototype contracts are expected to be awarded.

>She promised environmental planning would part of the project.

“First let me address the pro types it is my understanding we are looking at a late summer time for those prototypes,” said Provost.

>>131085773
No...We have Reddit, facebook and twitter colonies for a reason.

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>>131085122
I didn't even know Joe killed someone.

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Guys, why do MSM ignore the best Trump approval in Gallup polls since 5/28?

>>131086073
it might cross the world a few times.

>>131085795

I've already drank a couple bud light limes, I've been busting my ass all week at the box factory, I need a drink!

>>131085704
Well, there's a couple of incautious professors right now... thought their fuck whitey BS was still in fashion. Other than that?
>Pretty much, yep.

>>131086130
Don Jr. follows "/pol/ news forever" on twatter and has retwatted it a few times but yeah, definitely more /k/.

>https://variety.com/2017/film/news/johnny-depp-trump-assassination-apology-1202477242/
He apologized, he`s going back to being a pirate now.

>>131086392
>Lime in beer

>>131086305
Would

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>>131086343
>Guys, why do MSM ignore the best Trump approval in Gallup polls since 5/28?
THEY CAN'T BE TRUE HE'S A BAD MAN ITS JUST STATISTICAL NOISE

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>>131086281
Wait, this is a real song?

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>>131085597

>>131086420
didn't "Eric" post here during the campaign?

>>131086457

Pretty good right?

>>131086073
Space elevator ridiculous length

>>131086030
>just like every other ethnic/religious/political group on the planet.

Not really. The level and efficiency of their nepotism and ingroup favoritism is without parallel, maybe indians (the poo kind) come close but not at the same scale.

> Having faced discrimination for so many years

A lot thanks to the fact that their oldest lore, the Pentateuch (first five books of the bible), is essentially a story of how they infiltrated every land they set their sights on and either took over the leadership role to favour their own and bring many more or, when they have the upper hand, outright genocide and enslave the locals.

> because they rightfully realize they will never be able to fully integrate into white majority culture.

See above, by choice.

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>>131085996

Mick Mulvaney is a god-tier cabinet pick. I trust him 100% to gut the government into something reasonable.

Imagine if he had 100% control over government budget & spending just 1 year... makes me hard to be honest.

>>131086139

I don't think it's going to have the comedic impact you're looking for Mr. Colbert. Why don't you have some ice cream and a nap and think it over.

>>131083751
TrumpOp has a job these days.

>>131086281
>all that guitar strumming for it to just sit barely audible behind a bunch of terribly chosen synth sounds

God damn it's fucking awful

>>131086392
It's actually okay in spic beers.

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>gf's parents invite me over to a bbq get together they're having with neighbors
>gf is super excited since this is the first time they'll be meeting me
>get there after things have already started
>her parents and brother are super friendly, dad tells me to pour myself a beer and join them outside
>go inside and there is a stack of plastic cups next to the fridge
>pour myself a yuengling and head back out
>everyone's talking for a little before her dad asks me why there isn't ice in my beer
>laugh and say "what?"
>his expression gets super serious and he asks if I had trouble finding the ice
>i tell him i didn't want to put ice in my beer
>gf's mom suddenly approaches and asks me if i would like a plate
>looks at my cup and goes "oh anon, did you need some ice for that?"
>before i can respond her dad cuts in and goes "oh no, anon here doesn't take ice apparently" all while staring me down
>her mom asks if I need crushed ice instead
>gf's brother starts laughing at that and walks away from the group
>dad simply shakes his head looking disappointed at my gf

gf was really quiet the whole time, we stayed for maybe half an hour longer before i realized that everybody at the party was just staring and whispering to each other about me. gf didn't say anything to me the entire ride home and when i asked her what was wrong she told me she didn't want to talk to me and went to bed. what did i do wrong?

>>131085921
>once again triumph
This is what I don't get about the neocon McMuffin/Rick Wilson types, they keep acting as though the Republican party is in some kind of crisis when the party has won more and more elections as it has gone further right over the last 8 years. Clearly there was no demand for their brand of "economics only" conservatism, further I would like to ask how these idiots think the GOP is supposed to attract anyone other than the rich white men they're bitching about if the only thing it's willing to campaign on is tax cuts and fiscal policy. Do you think a steelworker in Pennsylvania gives a fuck?

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>>131086073
>>131086365
>>131086548
Ok, this is how many threads there have been, 19,026

How long is the average thread? Let's figure this out

>>131086423

Would have loved to shitpost about that on /tv/, but I've moved on. Someone paste it here.

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>>131086457
>>Lime in beer

Could be worse

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>>131086556
I'm sorry, but did the Democrats already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 4th special election. Does not having the lead before 2018 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Democrats are still playing right now and they have been the best party in the Washington for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst parties in America who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of Winning a Presidential Election. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Democrats are one of the best fucking parties in congress, they went Supermajority in 2009 and would of won the Presidency if Hillary didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Democrats wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Republicans only won by 5 points in a red stronghold like Georgia's 6th. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Democrat topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the party because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking parties on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

mh.

>>131086343
how does an approval poll even work?

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>>131086482

>>131086575
trump's whole cabinet is underrated, everyone focuses on him so much they don't realize how based people like rex or ross really are

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>>131086602

>not drinking American beer

>>131085573
>Uploader is Solomon Sixmillionowitz
Yeah I dunno, it was probably Joe

>>131086308

Someone pass this on to Ann. I can't be bothered with her shit.

>>131086023
>multiple word balloons all saying "Russia!"

>>131086649
There are probably more too if you factor in fuck ups.

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Fresh KAC

Conway defends WH opioid epidemic plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZtfl3YGlA

>>131086615
wat

>>131086615
kek

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>>131086281
>>131086482
>>131086593

/ptg/ BTFO

>>131086615
You only have one chance with with them, anon. You had spaghetti fall out of your pocket

>>131086736
I only drink spic beers when I'm at a spic restaurant.

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>>131086343

>oh nooooo muh narrative!

>>131086281
closed tab in less than 15 seconds
awful

>>131086556
The bot pasta is onto you again.

>>131086615
You were too autistic to realize hazing and laugh it off I'm sure, or if your down south they thought you had tea because you were too chickenshit to correct them.

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>>131086582
I wonder how many "pedes" in this thread will be dead in the next 24 months because they lose access to affordable healthcare. Good luck getting your Chemo-therapy at the emergency room when your rogue cells decide to covfefe. Fuck the rest of us for wanting you, your family, and every other American, to be able to see a doctor when you need one. How dare we respect American institutions, and demand competence in leadership. Why do all those smarty pants with fancy degrees need to be in charge of energy, environment, and education, when we can just as easily find some barely literate religious zealots to fill those roles? What the red caps don't understand, but the rest of us already know is that we are so totally screwed when this administration faces a real crisis. People will die. Not just "libruls," but Americans of all stripes. You are cheering for your own tragic ends. Just remember: you have no one to blame but yourselves when things go tits-up...

>>131086615
Bullshit.
Nobody puts ice in beer.

>>131086615

is this pasta?

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>>131086615
ice = meth?

>>131086615
Is this pasta?

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>>131086281
>that description

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>>131086855

>financially supporting a restaurant with spics

>>131086392

>Lime in beer.

Ishiggy. At least it's not "radler" aka pussy juice

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>>131087041
>tfw my towns only one is owned by a legal spic that votes R and hates illegals with a passion

>>131086983
there in fact is a group of subhuman creatures who do this.

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>>131086691
I literally thought it was a fan made video.

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TRAITOROUS REPUBS BTFO

Spicer sighted on the ABC stream

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>>131085888

>>131087203

BOO HOO.

>>131086691
Good god. It's like mentally, he's a teen making those godawful amvs, except he's from /pol/

>>131087233
checked

So everyone knows no the WHanon was real eh? The Lynch story is obviously what they were referring to.

Was it Trump? Bannon?

I suppose it doesn't matter. It's just nice be be included.

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South Africa is a modern countr-

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>>131087203

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>>131087041
>he doesn't know

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Reminder that if someone tells you to go back to /pol/ they are from /leftypol/.

Seriously read the archive, these fuckers are all over 4chan.

>>131087317
it's probably some intern they assign to make posts like that and keep /pol/ on trump's side

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>>131086649
>19,026
I'm sure election night accounts for at least 100 threads.
>How long is the average thread?
on a slow day? 300- 310 posts
on a really fast day? 300- 360 post assuming someone can't bake fast enough.

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>>131087233
>888
>33
What did he mean by this?

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6/23/17:Weekly Address
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BiKHdl-Ek

>>131086147
Its a falcon rocket from SPACE-X. They reuse their rockets by landing them like that

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>>131086615

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What was his name again?

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>>131087306

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>>131086698

Probably the best ever. I mean, outside of the VP, those mired in scandal (Rice, Clinton) and neo-con warhawks can anyone name a single Obama, Bush or Clinton cabinet member?

Even the usual "filler" positions (labor, transport, energy, HUD, SBA) have excellent (or at least very competent) people in them.

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>>131087382
there is a reason the rest of the boards hate most /pol/ just like the rest of the boards hate /r9k/ and /v/ and /mlp/ and /b/ when they venture off their reservations dude
this board is among the worst when it comes to curbing autism

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>>131086615
10 words or less I am not a mathematician

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>>131083830
F

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>>131087334
kang magic
>>131087382
leftypol, or neogaf, if you're on /v/. I have a feeling that /sg/ raids were also mainly outsiders, since it's mostly clear on both sides today

>https://www.seeker.com/space/the-creation-of-a-pentagon-space-corps-is-being-pushed-in-the-us-house
For the Emperor.

>>131086773
Every
Single
Time

Leftists ask a question and never let the other person finish answering

>>131086875
I don't even notice it.

>>131086073
>If every Trumpgeneral was connected end-to-end in one long thread and then printed out, how long would it be?

Just under 20000 threads (to be reached very soon, in a week or so) times 300 posts = 6 000 000 posts. Lets make the average post 1 inch high (median average between one liners and walls of text) would make it about 100 miles high / about 150 km high (both rounded to the prettiest number, which explains why it's not 1 : 1.6). Using A4 paper (16 inches high) and leaving a 0.5 inch margin it would take 6 000 000 / 15 = 400 000 pages.

Or I could just have made several overestimation, a couple arithmetic mistakes and reached a completely bullshit result. Figure it out.

>>131087203
I don't think they are traitorous. They are doing what they were voted in for. The voters simply need to reconsider that, and vote in someone who wants this bill. No hard feelings imo.

Why do we hate Heller? Is he a RINO?

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>>131087673
WE

Baking

Worry not