This board actually convinced me more to convert to judaism than

>>131045750
like trump?

>>131045869
Yeah in some sort.

I've actually looked into it. Even at the lower levels just knowing people at the synagogue would give me Business opportunities and maybe a rich Jewess waifu

on topic I also think it's a better way to create money

pushing liberal shitcauses that will cause chaos in the end because they are all based on lies and they always crumble

if you position yourself wisely you can make a lot of profit from pushng death and destruction
also imagine having always having the moral high ground

>>131045750
>convert to Judaism
Sorry goyim, you're part of the cattle not the chosen people. You can't convert your blood.

>>131046261
Not if I will have a jewish wife.

>>131045750
>Some Czech peasant
The Heebs won't accept you.

>>131046261
If you convert to Judaism (very hard) you are considered pure. Have a Jewish wife then you are set

>>131045750
>selling your soul to the synagogue of satan
what profit a man if he gains the world but loses his soul. Satan rules the world through the pharisees that rejected jesus, if you join them you'll parish.

>>131046724
I'm already not Christian but still believe in God. I'm already halfway there but keep believing in Santa Claus while people that believe in Muhammad Claus try to persecute you

I am a goy.

But I pass for (((them)))

I have one of those "might be" jewish surnames.

I "look jewish"

I grew up in NYC so I am familiar with jewish speech/slang.

The weird thing is i have NEVER said I'm jewish...they just assumed and I never corrected anyone.

I have been invited into Haredi homes. I have been handed a high paying do nothing job, or have seen how they talk among themselves.


Weird shit OP.

>>131045750
Jews don't think of you as a jew just because you convert. They think of you as a useful idiot.

divide and conquer. brilliant.
do it

>>131047178
Like the mafia the inner circle/big Jews will research your ancestry.

I got handed an executive position at a hospital...I didn't get handed the State Dept.

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Ya know, for what it's worth, I always seem to "click" with jewesses on dates the most.

>>131047386
I also masturbate to Gal Gadot

>>131045750
I already converted