BuzzFeed offices infested with bed bugs, which one of you fu

karma's a bitch .. staph infections next

>>131017522

in b4 one of you fags breaks into the pentagon to steal VX poison gas and sends it to the NY Times.

That's what happens when your """journalists""" sleep around.

>>131017522
I think the problem is more likely that Buzzfeed contributors are filthy people who live in squalor. That said, if one of you fuckers did set this up, that's some wicked shit, man, crosses a line. Bedbugs are fucking evil; they're God's plague upon the earth when killing the firstborn isn't severe enough.

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>>131017522
This has potential. What other organizations lack sufficient bedbugs?

>>131017522
Maybe they should just stop fucking gutter hoes in their offices.

>>131018823
Anon, no. Whatever our version of the Geneva conventions are, they need to proscribe the offensive use of bedbugs. Not to mention weaponizing them means anons must risk harboring their own infestations.

>>131018947
spoil sport

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>>131017522
>bugchasers get bugs
nothing surprising here.

family fest

Can you actually get rid of a bedbug infestation in 24 hours?

>>131018727
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>>131018947
Fags acting like its so imposible to get rid of a bed bug infestation. Simply mix 1 liter of amonia and 1 liter of bleach in a bucket and scrub any surfaces that may be haboring the bed bugs.

>>131019330
They have all carried it to their homes by now. What a shame.

>>131019387
you need to be more subtle with your ingredient choices

>>131019330
Probably not, you're fucked if you ever get them in your house. I stayed at a hotel and ended up getting bit by them and ended up throwing the clothes I took with me away and to stop them from spreading into my house.

>>131019387
Not impossible, but a pain in the ass.

>>131017522
You know most liberals/leftists are unkempt, dirty, unhygienic motherfuckers, right? And among those (literally) filthy degenerates, many are Juden who are even more disgusting. It's quite possible that some literal and figurative dirty Jew stayed over his even dirtier and ultra-Orthodox cousin, Moishe, and got bedbugs that way.

Or maybe an equally dirty nigger, who sometimes don't take baths for weeks because it'll fuck up their weaves/dos they paid over $100 for, instead of buying baby formula for their niglets, or buying healthy foods that will help their KFC and McChicken-gorging asses lose some fucking weight.

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>>131017522
>>131018727

Act of god. He is displeased with their deceit.

>>131017522
big surprise, the radical leftist publication faces hygiene issues at their offices. maybe if they enforced a no dreadlocks and mandatory shower policy for their all female staff they would avoid this type of situation

>>131019504
This guy gets it

>>131017892

Kek to the idea that they would store such a gas in the military ministry's headquarters.

In fairness, reporters probably travel a lot and hotels are bedbug meccas....

That said, you'd think if that was the reason you'd hear about other publications having similar issues. So it's probably something else.

>>131019639
>reporters probably travel a lot
its buzzfeed you retard

>>131019639
Buzzfeed actually hires real investigative journalists?

>>131019330
Yes you can. Killing bedbugs is easy with the right equipment.

>>131017785
>staph infections next
Too late. As leftists, most are already vectors for various diseases.

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>>131019180
Name these please. I want really feminine names

>>131019837
would said equipment be considered "environmentally friendly" as they claimed?

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I have bedbugs. Turns out my girlfriend is allergic and her bites look ridiculously large, whereas I've never had a bite.

Literally all we did is pic related, and move our bed against the wall.

It's been a couple months and no bites.

>Liberals being overdramatic about everything

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>>131017522
How unfortunate when a bunch of unwanted creatures that contribute nothing but misery make your home their own.

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>>131019851
wut?

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>>131017522

>>131019504
There are definitely a lot of leftists who take very odd approaches to personal hygiene. I knew a guy who mainly cleaned himself with vinegar and took showers pretty irregularly.

>>131019897
That's fucking disgusting anon, did you even get rid of your mattress?

>>131019941
Lol ofc he doesn't get it. You say they are faggot bug chasers. They must like bugs. Well dont you like these appetising female clams? Fucking name them, Shequanda

>>131019639
Kek good joke.
BuzzFeed "reporters" just troll through Twitter looking for a story or come here to make one up.

>>131019851
You could name them:
kill
yourself
faggot

or they just make a feminist video about made up issues they get in fever dreams

>>131020107
Does not clam-pute

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>>131020017
teach me your ways desu

>>131019851
CLAMydia.

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>>131020217
Half decent replies

BuzzFeed offices recently infested with bed bugs you say? I don't see why hiring new employees would be considered an infestation.

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>>131017522
gay ass mousepad

>>131019474
He's...he's not trolling. Mustard gas or napalm are actually the only sure methods.

They're really fucking awful creatures.

How does one even amass that many bed bugs and then manage to get them all into an envelope in such a manner that they'll spread when they're opened?

Exceptional work.

>>131019504
Bedbugs have nothing to do with one's level of cleanliness.

Also, plenty of dirty people on both sides of the voting spectrum
http://www.npr.org/news/graphics/2012/09/pm-repsndems/gr-pm-repsndems-462.gif
(Relative) poverty might have something to do with it. But yes, well off hippies are more likely to sport a lack of hygiene as a result of a lifestyle choice.

>>131020378
How mentally ill are you that you saw that. How many pixels is that picture? Did you see that homosexual grain of dust on that carpet? What if the mousepad user has a vagina?

>>131020438
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/31ORI

>>131020378
maybe that mousepad was the package the bed bugs where carreid in, look at that shit

>>131018727
I think partaking in the current and next generations are worthy of much more than a bedbug infestation.

>>131017522
"Expectations of being all clear and back to work on Friday"

No, no, no.

Go in and spray this place down and they'll just work themselves deeper in the walls and carpets and come out when the coast is clear.
They're eggs will last for a year or more.
I've delt with these fuckers before, in a small room I could seal up.
In a big space like this.
They're fucked.

>>131019962
Why would I do that? I inspected the mattress and there aren't any eggs etc. They're not fucking infinitesimal, they're tiny but you can see them with your eyes and a bright light.

If it bothers you that there might be tiny beetles in your room, you're probably a hypochondriac. You probably eat more disgusting things every day.

The mice can get pretty annoying though

>>131020507
a buzzfeed office out of business. looks like another victory

>>131020468
It's called expanding the image, faggot.

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>>131020468
>he thinks weaponized autism is a joking matter.

>>131018947
I must agree with this Indian poster, even anthrax is more humane.

>>131020574
It is? Hey everybody. Click on that image. Watch how jupiter sized it gets

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>>131019387
DONT DO THIS IT MAKES CUSTARD GAS

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>>131017522
WHAT YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST INSECTS OR SOMETHING?
A FLY OR A MOTH FLYS IN AND YOU JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT WANTS BUT ALL THE SUDDEN BEDBUGS ARE A INFESTATION?
DON'T BE A BEDBUGAPHONE

>>131020378
Is that a pic of someone's ass on the bottom of the mousepad? How the fuck is that considered work appropriate?

>>131020680
>aphone
You dont even know what you hate anymore. Is it your appearance and everything about yourselves?

>>131017522
>BuzzFeed offices infested with bed bugs

not surprising.
i mean, who works there overwhelmingly ?

thats right : dirty sjw STD hubs, aka femscum and roasties.

ofc its just as infected and dirty as it's retarded.

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>>131019837
>Killing bedbugs is easy
sure

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>>131020651
>Custard Gas

>>131017522
it was probably one of themselves who did it, liberals generally have bad hygiene. im sure its possible one of them lived in some bug infested shithole and then came to work covered in bugs

>>131020651
>>131020429

>>131020784
Trump is orange you know this yes

>>131020784
>>131020438
damn i don't have to type a thing whoopeee

>>131017522


sso btw, this is how our enemies work and live and their workplace looks like


pathetic and interesting.


so keep in mind when u trigger some author, this is how their pathtic lives look like and thats where htey sit and slave when they read your comments :D :D :D

VERY PROBLEMATIC MOUSEPAD

>>131018823
Where would one collect bedbugs from if, hypothetically, one were to set up some sort of bedbug farm

>>131017522
#ThisIsWhatDiversityLooksLike

>>131020651
will that not kill bugs???

This display of Specism is absolutely vile. Wasn't expecting this from buzzfeed. They should set an example of cohabitation and make it symbiotic.

>>131020930
they can be collected from any sleeping muslim, just be careful because if you wake them up they explode

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>>131020651
That's how you kill them though.

>>131020729
Don't make fun of me I have alchol industed tard'ation

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>>131017522

‘How long will you refuse to humble yourself before me? Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow.They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen. They will devour what little you have left after the hail, including every tree that is growing in your fields. They will fill your houses and those of all your officials and all the Buzzfeed contributors—something neither your parents nor your ancestors have ever seen from the day they settled in this land till now.’”

>>131020930
Just go to the shadiest motel around

>>131020930
i will give credit to the motherfucker who sent them the shit, you can only get bedbugs from an infested location. if you want, just go to a sleazy ghetto hotel, run down, bound to be a bedbug in there. maybe the sender purposely asked for the bed bug room. or the sender has a exterminator friend. he probably sealed it in a infested environment.

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>>131017522
>>131017785

>>131018727
Getting bedbugs is like permanent PTSD

>>131020651
You know, a tactical airstrike would also be a proper way to get rid of said "bedbugs"

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>>131019387
>HURR I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>131020841
Trump got a fucking golden toilet you bitch I'm sure he's on his hygiene shit, all rich people are.

>>131019330
For a few thousand dollars yes.


For an office that big, it will cost literally tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Not to mention the amount of money that will be lost on production while that place is shut down..


Bed bugs are exceptionally hard to get rid of. Only real way to kill them is to either heat the entire place up with propane heaters, or to fumigate the building.


t. pest control guy

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>>131020890
I think we can use this in our favor. They make complains about sexualization YET someone working for Buzzfeed has a very sexual mousepad that he probably uses daily while on the job. This is hypocrisy at is finest.

>>131021195
i heard a story about my friend who got a bedbug infestation, he had to live in a rental house for a year while they purged the house. fucker always screams whenever he feels something funny in his clothes or some shit. buzzfeed is cancer, but maybe we went too far.

>>131020509
>Living with literal parasites like some kind of third-worlder.

To any buzzfeed employee reading this, know that the greater world hates you. You should kill yourselves. Now that would be news worth publishing.

Does Buzzfeed have any affiliations with The Young Turkroaches?

>>131021389
nah that liberal 14 year old ad revenue makes bank dog

>>131017522
whoa, they have a Satanic pentagram out in the open like that?! Is the entire staff of Buzzfeed into devil worship?

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>>131020841
what does that have to do with anything i said you faggot

>>131021519
it's considered edgy and progressive

>>131021454
>maybe we went too far

Buzzfeed lie and spin propaganda to millions of people, they deserve everything they get.

>>131017522
Why have I not thought about this? This is an awesome fucking prank. Thank you based prankster of buzz feed.

>>131021519
Where is it? I can't find it.

>>131021612
yea but their houses are fucked, bedbugs attach everywhere

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>>131021799

woe to the vanquished

>>131021454
I managed to use this method to rid myself of bedbugs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9YSUxwyL3c


>>131021612
No one deserves bedbugs. It ruins your sleep.

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>Grew up as a poorfag living in the middle of the woods in a """mobile home"""
>Never had bedbugs, lice, etc. and never known anyone that has
You must have to be one disgusting fuck to get them.

>>131017522
>which one of you fuckers sent a letter with bed bugs?
>trying to pin it on /pol/ so you can write an article about how your office is being targeted by far right trolls
eat shit and die

>>131017522
Fake and gay. If they evacuated, why the fuck would they leave their laptops in the docks?

>>131021918
>No one deserves bedbugs. It ruins your sleep.
Nu/pol/ softcock

>>131021940
I made the mistake of taking a couch of an alley in Denver, CO.

>implying leftists know how to shower.

>>131021918
nah nah nah too dangerous, just fucking pack a couple nuclear bombos and whabooosh

also good night

>>131022037
(You)

>>131020995
Underrated post

>>131022058
>>131020438

>>131021997
Because they are lazy socialists that want to get out of doing work.

>>131020435
an envelope would be tough, but you can find them in furniture and mattresses and things that people leave out on the streets instead of throwing away.
take a highpower flash light to the mattress, scrape a bunch of the tiny tiny eggs onto a piece of paper and wa la

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>>131022139
i tried so hard & got so far...

>>131020507
yup
the only way to reliable kill bedbugs is with intense heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0EoZF_L6ds

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>>131020651
>Custard gas
[laughs in American]

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>>131022813
But in the end
It doesn't even matter.......

>>131020930
street mattresses in the shitty parts of town - where the hobos sleep

>>131020680
>DON'T BE A BEDBUGAPHONE
-BedbugaPHOBE, you illiterate...

Perhaps they need /pol/ to come there and gas the je.. i mean the bedbugs for them!

>>131017522
It would be a disaster if people started sending journalists free Macbooks with bedbugs in them.

>>131020709
"Work appropriate" doesn't apply to Katie's sex.

>>131017522
I had the misfortune of being born in Ohio. Bedbug capital of the US. OCD about cleanliness and feng shui my whole life, still got em...

After moving into a new apartment and actually feeling comfy, happy and healthy for the first time in a decade.

I've basically accepted that I'm a cursed and vindictive bastard at this point so maybe I'll try this. God knows there's plenty of wretches and subhuman Africans I'm forced to endure day after day in this goddamn city.

>>131017522
All of them will have bedbugs in their home now and the office will just be reinfested.

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>>131019504
Bingo.

I work near these faggots and they all look and smell like pic related. Just thoroughly disgusting beings, inside and out.

You just know these unhygienic, cat-owning degenerates have brought fleas to the office for years, and everyone just deals with it because bringing it up as a problem would be some white privilege, cisnormalizing, transphobic, anti-Semitic bullshit! Then cousin Moishe kicks it up a notch to bedbugs and even these disgusting, vile, foul wastes of flesh can't take it any more. Everyone finds out how disgusting these faggots are and has a laugh at the dirty, disgusting lefties.

>>131017522
Isn't this one of the plagues of Exodus?

Daughter and I went to a Chinese owned carpet-store in big shopping centre
Chinese finished his business, got up from the chair, left
Daughter had back problem, sat on the chair while I spoke with Chinese retailer
Daughter caught some sort of lice infestation just from sitting on that chair
I've worked in offices with Chinese staff. Nice enough people but they were literally crawling
Diversity eh

Why didnt you send them a package full of bees?

>>131020709
I've been meaning to get one where it's the testicles you rest your wrist on

>>131018277
Remember how I fucked you after you bought me dinner and drinks? You HAVE to publish my article Eddi

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>>131017892

You don't use VX for that, you use zyklon B

>>131017892
>not using it to take over Alcatraz and hold San Fransisco hostage

>>131017522
Can't buzzfeed just hire a new staff and rent a new office? Or better yet do everything with telecommuting?

>>131019387
Ozone machines are much more effective than chlorine gas.

Bedbugs are filthy disgusting parasites that no one wants anywhere near them because they make everything miserable. They should feel right at home in a Buzzfeed office.

man it would be a shame if america had eradicated bedbugs with DDT and then brought it back and also banned the substance, even though its only dangerous to pregnant women.