/pol/ HAHAHAHAHA I'll just greentext this. Get ready to

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>>130971571

Convince the Chimps

>>130971571
w-what is a shark tank show

Gorillas are amazing. They would fuck you up. Dumb post.

>>130971940
it's where prospective business owners pitch their million dollar idea in front of a bunch of millionaires to try and get investment bux, and then get torn to shit because their ideas suck.

>>130972153
Dragons den.

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>>130971571
>Face the Goyrillas

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>>130971571
>gets the the line: "Face the Gorillas"

...fuck me

>>130971571
>Hutu Tank

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>>130971924
Assure the Apes.

>>130974265
Lure the lemurs

Prime the Primates

>>130975840
Sway the simians.

>>130972153
>prospective business owners
>>130972153
>pitch their million dollar idea
>>130972153
>in front of a bunch of millionaire
>>130972153
>to try and get investment bux
>>130972153
>and then get torn to shit because their ideas suck.


So essentially a bunch of NEETs reading off a script type or reality soap.

Fine got it, practically Who is the Next Superstar or whatever Yanks call it, but with wako "business owners".

Really should've called it the Lion's cage.

>>130976425
t. my shitty eurotrash country has no tvs so i've never heard of this show before

Seduce the Simians

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>Americans have never experienced Canadian Dragon's Den
If you like Kevin O'Leary, check it out. His rivalry with Arlene Dickinson is way more intense than anything in the American version.

>>130971571
africans are fucking retarded
they just make the shape and expect it to magically work somehow
it is exactly the same what "african americans" thus proving this sort of retardation is genetic

>>130976713
>t. my shitty eurotrash country has no tvs so i've never heard of this show before

Last time I owned a TV was in 2002. I took the redpill on the TV and stopped watching.

What are some Rwandan inventions and business ideas?

Pitch to the Primates

>>130977140
child soldiers

>>130976826
>liking Kevin O'Leary

wew

>>130977140
Ezy necklace tyres

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>>130977140
farming without white people

>>130976977
How do you play vidya tho

>>130976174
Bribe the bonobos

Ask the AIDS

>>130980751
Assuage the AIDS
Get the GRIDS

>>130977368
>[RULES OF NATURE playing the in background]

>>130977140
They had blood delivery by drone to remote hospitals. I think I read an article saying that they had the """"entrepreneurs""" but not the technological background, i.e. Niggers suck at STem.

>>130976638
This, gorillas aren't even king of the jungle. But Memes aside Africa does have gorillas and they will fuck your shit up

>>130977729
kek

>>130982511
I'd be more worried about chimpanzees than gorillas to be honest.

>>130982511
no shit, they ruined detroit

>>130979335
Harangue The Orangutans

>>130976425
>>130972153
So basically Hotel Hell except with venture capital?

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>>130971924

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>>130971571
>Yariv Cohen
this fucking kike doesn't give a fuck

>>130974265
negotiate the niggers

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why the hell didnt they just call it Monkey Business

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>>130976160
Wew

Dazzle the dindu

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>>130985216
>negotiate the niggers
Ah winner

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>>130985553
give that man the prize

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>>130985553

gibs the gibbons

whack the macaque

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>>130977140
there are none

bartering with baboons

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>>130985553
You win /pol/ for today, well done