Hi /pol/ I'm writing a letter to Ted Kaczynski and Dylann

Tell them about Sam Hyde

>>130957108
I hardly know who Sam Hyde is, and why would I? what benefit would that bring them?

>>130956441
why would you try to write them letters when you dont know what you wanna say to them you tryhard faggot

>>130957108
this
>>130957246
I would bring them joy and happiness

>>130958061
Oh you know anon, I've only been here on /poll/ for about a day now and I just wanted to cement my edgyness.

>>130956441
Dylan Roof is a faggot

>>130958241
Okay, someone give me a quick rundown on who the fuck Sam Hyde is and what I should say about him

Ted is too smart for anything /pol/. Write Dylan instead and tell him about >>130957108

>>130956441

I don't know you OP, but I'd guess that Ted is way smarter than you are, and Dylann is way stupider than you are. Good luck.

ask about cabin building and the about the harvard cia mk ultra experimental tests he went through

>>130958814
The latter would guarantee my letter never gets read by anyone other than a laughing prison guard.

>>130958248
skip the letter. just kill yourself.

Ted has received so much fanmail the past 20 years. He'll look at your handwriting and have your life story in his hand, just to throw it in the trash and read an actual intellectual's work.

>>130956441
Print out some old memes or motivational posters

The fact that you even consider writing a letter to Roof goes to show that Ted would intellectually mop the floor with you. Don't embarrass yourself.

>>130958248

Edges aren't cemented, you dickrider. They're honed.