/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - HOW HAS NO ONE MADE THIS YET

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>>130882338

Wew finally.

>>130882688

It was 30 minutes until real Robert hours. Someone had to make it.

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70s for Chicago tonight

>>130882970

Nice weather for chimping although I'd prefer it be a little hotter though so they're more agitated.

>person shot

Wonder if we'll get another machete attack tonight.

MALE WHITE on a rampage today

>male white whit tattoo on his face, trying to take things form people.
>male white causing disturbance at burger king
>cops walking someone to car
>looking for shell casings
>8 male white and black on trail smoking pot and smoking pot. A little goup took off on their bicycles
Damn Robert sounded annoyed at that.
>25 males arguing


Hello Robert. How are you tonight?

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Robert checking in

> gathering of 25 males arguing
> group of people on trail smoking marijuana and setting off fireworks

>>130883223

Or another 60-100 fight or a call for someone in the water that can't swim that's mentioned over dispatch for 20 minutes. Teen suicide pact was good too.

What do you think the over-under is for people refusing to leabe a business?

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>>130883223
>another
hmm i musta missed that one last night, or whenever it took place

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>>130882875

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Ok, what did I miss? I just get to the bus stop and I got cops flying by.

>>130883751
>male GSW just dropped out.
The stick of TNT on someones porch was good too.

Silver SUV? Has the Uber driver by guy returned?

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evening ROBERTS what i miss btw when i go visit chiraq soonly i going to buy a police station donuts.. maybe station 18

>>130884247
>two homeless trying to mess with person trying to power wash the sidewalk
>it should be painfully clear how to deal with this.
>zone 4 dispatch sounds cute tonight.

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>>130883771
Last night. Caller was being attacked by two male blacks with machetes.

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Refrigerator on fire?

"en" RICH.... "ment" kek

>MALE BLACK
>green shirt
>anon
>threatening everyone
>acting strange
lol typical pol user

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the fuck you say WHYTE BOI REEEEE

KEK anuff with false flaging

he stole the burgers!

#PrayFor5guys

>>130882338
Shew, finally "muh thread"
Thank you!

>armed robbery at five guys
> male black wearing surgical mask with firearm
>nog prolly demanded extra frys and someones food as well as the cash.

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>>130885589
go back

>>130884839
Warming up?

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MALE BLACK has awoken from these calls

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gotta come into a workout WETTTTTT sonnnn

>knife fight with injuries

>his wife is sleeping and he doent want to wake her up
>deceive on the way
."he's in trouble"

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>hiding in the back of school

>>130885860

This why they can't have even have quasi nice things.

>fighting over a bike

Case in point

its the cuck couch for him!

>Three year old girl alone
>Caller staying with her till police arrive

>3yo girl standing in the street alone with mikey mouse tshirt and shorts.
>10pm at night.

>Four blacks harassing a man's grand kids

>>130887694
what the fuck man, ahahaha

wow 2 seconds into the chase it gets terminated

>two cars street racing, down the wrong way on a one way street
>sgt. calls it off

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN A GOVERNMENT JOB

here's one from adam hours
>male black crashed his car into her car
>pulled her out and drove off in her car

>>130888264

Top kek.

>fat beaner puking outside the bar

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>>130888094
>>130887972
Always does, Mayor doesn't want chases on the roads

>>130888264
Oh!

Will we get another crime spree, same thing happened a few weeks back.

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>>130888264
thats been happening so much lately, they put out a special bulletin

i say the best thing you can do is driving cars that niggers dont like

>>130888911
this is almost exactly how they described the situation

A bit late to my shift, can someone catch a Robert up?

>>130889102
Must have a chop shop in the area.

>>130889735
>>130889102
Sometimes they use the stolen car to go on a crime spree and then dump the car some place.

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this city needs to be fucking nuked

If anyone's playing chiraq bingo you can check off Walgreens.

>female shot in the side

>Female shot in the side

>female done been shot in tha side

>Large group of people
>Drinking and being loud
>Person with gun in the crowd

>three shooting victims

>Not equipped to handle three GSW
Wew

jesus christ they brought shooting victims to the wrong hospital?!

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its a turkey shoot out there lads

>>130890565
>>130890578
>>130890588
Female was in a shoot out, shot in the side.
>3 GSW victims
I'm shocked cops don't carry mandatory celox packs

Seems they only handle Cancer and other things like that

https://www.advocatehealth.com/immc/

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>Thomas and Lawndale
>Shooting

>>130891143
Holy shit they are hiring. Working in Chiraq for a few years would probably look amazing on my resume.

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>>130891631
...If you survive.

>attacked by the daughter
>bleeding from the face

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hows it hangin roberts

idk if i just heard fireworks or gunshots outside

>kicking vehicles @ addison & halsted

there is literally a police station right there

>>130882970
>SHIT TOO HOT SO CALL DA AMBERLAMPS
>SHIT TOO HOT SO CALL DA AMBERLAMPS
>SHIT TOO HOT SO CALL DA AMBERLAMPS

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Good afternoon Roberts

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Kassie changed her name?

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from the rec'd reading list on hey jackass:
http://martin-preib-b7is.squarespace.com/rainbo2hotmailcom/2017/6/21/another-violent-weekend-in-chicago-another-call-for-police-oversight

tl;dr

Blak Lives Mutter and other various 'community organizations' have filed a 132-page class action lawsuit against the CPD. You all know the narrative so yea.. One of the dozen or so lawyers to file the suit includes prominent lawyer and U of Chicago law professor (((Craig Futterman))). Much of is seemed to be spurred on by the shooting of laquan mcdonald.
Read the first couple pages to get triggered

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3864800-Campbell-v-City-of-Chicago-

(((activists))) mcguire, (((activists)))
http://forward.com/news/327886/in-chicago-two-davids-puncture-goliaths-blue-shield/

and so this is all very political. BLM and there jew lawyers cite the numbers of blacks being confronted and involved in crimes, and nowhere do they suggest that any of these instances could be justified. They either don't know what robert is up against or don't care. All those brave roberts are being thrown under the bus in the name of prevailing political narrative. so there's that

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nice

>wife pointing gun at him theating to shoot him
>children are in the house
Welp....thoes kids might be scared for life if she does it.

>>130882970
>°F

background noises got pretty aggro for a second there

>caller says female not breathing on sidewalk, i go no further.

F

>Two Kids
>Lighting sticks of dynamite

>kids 10 and 11 lighting sights of DYNAMITE.
The fuck kind of 4th of july shit did i miss as a kid?!

>Brother choaking the mother, theating to hurt the father.
>kidnapped Brother and is be held in an undeground building by chicago state.

>foot chase
>he just jumped the fence

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FOOT CHASE!!!

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>>130897598

>caller heard someone screaming 'rape' in the area

>>130898169
B L A C K E D

>>130898169
the sweet sound of a toll being paid

>>130898444
>>130898610
oop

>female possible heroin overdose, having a seizure.

>male and female having sex on balcony in public view.

>kids in the park playing basketball
>$5 says the cop donest because the kids are playing ball and not shooting each other for a change.

Robert is now a delivery man

It has to be depressing

>Caller inside of his house
>People are robbing his house right now

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How are you all doing tonight?

This is comfy as fuck. Im so glad im not in Chicago. Could we crowdfund a carpet bombing of the city center?

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/cpd/ yet lives! Good evening, Roberts. it's been a few weeks since I could get back here. How are you all tonight?

>>130901017

Something might happen in the 1st of the month. That's going to be the 3rd year anniversary of the state having NO budget. Also 4th of july weekend, so the entire state might collapse.

>>130901619
I am so fucking ready. I have the that mon-weds off. I'm going to smoke some brisket, and I'll have some wine chilling for the games.

>hit by a car door and passed out

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>>130882338

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>This woman's gonna be declared dead...by us

Chicago claimed another one.

>>130902421
Ripperino

>drunk dad is cutting mom's clothes up with a knife
>she's inside with him

Stabbing incoming.

>>130902749
Yeah, with a dick. I guess he could put a few new holes in her too.

>Female sleeping in the garden

you have to eat ALL the eggs.

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>>130903988
>you have to eat ALL the eggs.
Ahhh, that takes me back.

tuning in bingo cards ready


anyone give me rundown?

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I'm glad this is still going strong

>>130904875
NO
Wisconsin can't absorb that shit, we already have Milwaulkee to deal with

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LADS! Anything good tonight?

>hitting cars with a sign, male black

>14 year old son won't get in the car
>he just bought drugs

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>>130888911
Soon

>>130905569
>JERMAINE, SAY BYE TO YO DEALER WE GOTS TA GO
>NUH UH MAMMY WE GON SHOOT CRAPS
>JERMAINE LOUQUATIOUS SMIFF >GETCHO BLACK ASS IN DIS CAR
>BUT MAMMY I-
>IMMA CALL DA PO LEECE.

>Got a prius
>saving the environment, save on gas
>carpool with friends
>hey, that bitch got a new phone
>robbed her ass

Gore's dream realized

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>body removal

How do the codes work?

I swear I'm hearing them say "two thirty one" and "two thirteen" but doesn't police radio code us the formula "10-x"?

Oh I'm an idiot, I think it's the car number, since I'm listening to District 2.

>>130909405
Yup. First number or two denotes district, last two denotes beat of vehicle type. Beat cars are broken down into sectors and car number. 213 is district 2, sector 1, car 3. 72s are always paddy wagons, those that end in 0 are generally sector Sgts.