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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-fresh-out-of-coma-commits-suicide-after-learning-trump-is-president/
The young man was artificially induced into a comatic state in late October of 2016 after doctors feared for his life when he suffered a strong epileptic attack caused by an ecstasy overdose during a rave party.
The strong Hillary supporter’s mom says the news of Donald Trump winning the presidential election was just “too hard to swallow”.
“We lied to him for as long as we could but when he got out of the hospital, it was impossible to hide the truth from him anymore,” she admitted.
Recent CDC National suicide statistics numbers show an alarming 2000% increase in suicide rates for the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017 in the United States since President Donald Trump’s election, the highest suicide rate ever recorded in US history since the height of the Great Depression, although experts warn many factors could explain these high numbers.
You won't be missed!
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>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
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Need a few million more Hillary supporters like him.
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under budget and ahead of schedule
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Is it just me or is there are much more "feel good" news popping up on /pol these days?
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oh god someone please do that one coma edit, then add the OP image onto it
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>>130881493
WTF I hate Drumpfolini now.
You took this poor man's life away from him /pol/, for what? Racism, mysogeny, bigortry, transphobia, islamophobia, latinophobia, hate, and nazism?
You be ASHAMED /pol/.
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https://youtu.be/bMU_O7HhT54
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>dumb raver degenerate drug head killed himself because he couldnt handle reality
good
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>>130881493
>Liberalism is a mental disease
holy shit they were right lmao
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>>130881493
Sure looks like a reputable website
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-transported-to-hospital-after-getting-squirrel-stuck-in-his-rectum/
lemmiwinks
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>sir you've been in a coma since october 2016
>oh boy i can't wait to see president Hillary!
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>>130881493
wakey wakey
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Gross exploitation of some troubled coma guy for a headline
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>>130881493
Tell me why gjurmpf wouldnt make people off themselves and how that is "good". We wuz a cult nao. Awoovement!
>loses ford plant; maga!
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Isn't this the exact plot of goodbye lenin
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>>130882103
Thanks you. /pol/ has some of the dumbest users
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>>130883450
>he clicks non-archived links
first time I've heard of this site anyway
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>>130881493
Check his computer.
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>>130881493
Funny shit
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>>130881493
>We lied to him for as long as we could
this is why he killed himself, your LIES
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>>130882938
He could not handle his drugs either.
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>>130883261
This man makes the most anglo facial expressions I have evet seen
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Trump said we would get tired of winning but I think this might be one time he is wrong.
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Wait a minute, is this a satire website like theonion? Please tell me its not. I want to believe.
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>>130881493
>>130881493
That's, uh... very impressive. A real swell and humanistic thing to do after doctors resuscitated and rehabilitated you from the brink of death for a year. Fuck life and fuck white people am I right?
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>>130881493
>when the degenerates do the work for you
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How the fuck do you overdose on e? I used to eat three pills a day for weeks on end back when I was a degenerate. Slept every few days and still never missed work.
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>>130882403
Definitely feels like americans got their balls back.
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>>130883628
This. Scan hard drives emails social media.
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>>130881493
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>130881493
We need to start a #Brave #Strong campaign to show our support.
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>>130881493
sounds like his mom did that to him. here he is thinking he got what he wanted that wole time and then bam its like santa clause all over again. being a liberal this would just be too much to swallow.
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>>130881493
>satire site
just
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>>130881493
>We lied to him
Lol faggot family
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>>130881493
>ecstasy overdose
He didn't kill himself because of Trump and anyone who thinks so is retarded.
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>>130881493
this timeline...
reality is funnier than fiction
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>>130881493
The weak should fear the strong.
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>>130884371
So that they aren't around to vote in 2020?
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>>130883261
EGGS AND BAKEY
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>>130885365
oh it was fake, nevermind
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>>130884822
You're damn straight you cuck bastard.
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>>130881493
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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>>130881493
Dang he seemed like a real upstanding citizen
F (for fart on grave)
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>>130885316
Oh wait. It's a satirical website. Nevermind.
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>>130881493
>strong epileptic attack caused by an ecstasy overdose during a rave party.
nothing of value was lost
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>Recent CDC National suicide statistics numbers show an alarming 2000% increase in suicide rates for the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017 in the United States since President Donald Trump’s election, the highest suicide rate ever recorded in US history since the height of the Great Depression, although experts warn many factors could explain these high numbers.
THEY'RE CULLING THEMSELVES!!!!
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>>130881493
FUCKING FAGGOT I SWEAR TO GOD STOP POSTING SHIT FROM THIS SITE GETTING REAL TIRED OF IT YOU LITTLE SHIT EVERY TIME AND I MEAN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I GO ON /POl/ I SEE YOUR SHIT THREAD "HITLER IS ALIVE AND 128YO LIVING IN ARGEINTINA" ETC . IM FED UP OF YOUR SHIT FUCKING NIGGER SPIC I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK OF PICE FUCKING ASSWIPE CUNT JEW YOUR MUM SHOULD OF ABORTED YOUR RETARDED INBRED BRAIN
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>>130881493
>being such a selfish and mentally childish coward that you LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE OF A POLITICAL ELECTION
how sad that his family had to be burdened by such a disgusting creature. oh well, at least he won't be polluting society with his whiny petulance.
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>>130881493
ahh fake news site
eat a dick, faggot
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ITT: non-reading non-white ameriniggers
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>>130883351
What did it mean by this?
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