Someone tell this nigger faggot that he gets pulled over because

>>130869343

If his driving is as bad as his comedic timing, they should ban him from driving for life

>>130869343
8 times
in 6 years

So...once a year?

>>130869343
niggers, especially the uppity house negroes, are the worst drivers on the planet. speeding, texting, swerving, or all combined. even with drugs or other contraband. then they complain about da po-po harassing dem!!!!

I pull over niggers like him for driving while black and if they act white they walk but if they chimp out they get the BOOT and STICK club treatment !!

>>130869343
Pulled over in a Tesla you say???

GASP

>>130869343

How the fuck is exactly a cop supposed to know you're a nigger if he's following you from the back of your car you stupid fucking nigger faggot?

>>130870350
Kek are you larping?

>>130869343
time to resurface his racist as fuck tweets

>>130869343
He pulled the number out of his ass

he was probably stopped 3 times for speeding.

>>130869551
NZ please your not australian

>>130874766
I'm interested in seeing these.

he should fuck off back to south africa where there are no cops to pull you over, you just get carjacked by munts instead.

>>130875100
http://time.com/3764913/trevor-noah-twitter-backlash/

Some of them are based as fuck, but it can be used against him

>>130875562
Archived that for you https://archive.is/ZmijE

>>130869343
This bro just wishin he was G

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>>130869343
>If smidgets they fucking shoot him next time....

>>130875900
nice

Fuck you Don Lemon

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>>130874351
BRAPPP license plate

>>130869343
lol that faggot bought a fucking Tesla. $100,000 camry with worse reliability.

Can't even go around Le Mans let alone win it.

What a fucking faggot. So funny to see smug liberals with a tesla, which is basically a red falg t hey are a naive sucker.

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he talks like a fag, and a moderate beheader londoner. he should be put on multiple watchlists asap.

maybe if blacks didn't commit so much crime they wouldn't get pulled over so often.

>>130869343
I don't believe him, he is the lying type.

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>>130876811
The numbers don't lie KEK/

>>130869343
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>>130869343
These triple cream mocha negros love playing the black card lmao. No matter how pale they are, whenever it's convenient, they can bust it out and play hood. The lighter they are, the funnier it is.

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>>130869343
>I've been pulled over slightly more than 1 time a year, even in my extremely expensive Lamborghini. Don't they know who I am?

That's because they think you stole it. Who would buy a Tesla on purpose?

>>130869343
guess he needs to stop running red lights

>>130877282
Ding. Make this lying cunt prove it. Each incident will be logged and include reasons.

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>>130877647
2008 dodge viper here
May or may not be heir to sports drink family who died in air crash
Get pulled all the time with muh faghags
>tfw white as shit, but hey, I speed
>tfw put my hands on wheel and hand over proper dox
>tfw pay my fines and continue on my way
>tfw trevor noah is just being a nigger and we may all safely disregard him

>>130878874

How does it feel paying a stupid tax? Be a better driver, jeez

>>130879475
Micro-cents on the dollar, my man. Cost of doing business in AmeriKwa. W-wait, you've never heard of AmeriKwa?

HAHAHAH look at this guy!

(I'm a good driver with a lead foot)

Find out what State he resides in or has a license in. Every state pretty much has a case search engine. Covers criminals to civil court appearances, including traffic. Find the truth. Blast his fake news claims. It's that fucking easy.

>>130879704
this, desu.

c'mon anon, make /pol/ great again

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>>130869343
DONT YOU KNIW WHO I AM!? THIS IS A FUCKING TESLA! HOW DARE YOU PULL ME OVER, IM SAVING THE FUCKING PLANET!

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>>130869343
>self-loathing blacks do not understand that EVERYONE gets pulled over
>self-loathing blacks do not realize traffic cops have quotas
>self loathing blacks never blame their municipality, they blame evil whitey instead

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Maybe he should stop speeding or just buy a much slower Prius?
Speeding while black.

>>130869781
yes, could it be profiling

>>130878874
2014 GT500SS owner here

Also owned several other fast cars, bikes

My only speeding ticket is for 29 in a 25

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>>130869343
I was stopped by the cops at least 10 times before I was 20. The main reason was that I drove like an asshole with little regard for the law or the safety of others, so maybe he should give that some consideration as a possible factor and consider growing the fuck up.

>>130869343
rich nigger gets mad because laws actually apply to him in america, unlike his home country where they can kill whites with impunity. Huge fuckin news story huh?

>>130869343
every time i go 70 in a school zone some racist ass cop pulls me over

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>>130869343
I'm white and I get pulled over by the cops all the fucking time

This nigger can take his victim complex and fuck off back to Niggertopia.

>>130880456
>80 in a 60, dismissed
>60 in a 40, dismissed
>45 ish in a 35, small town so I paid it and will take DD
Fuck taking defensive driving tho. Reee.

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>>130869343
>pulled over 8-10 times
>8-10
so he really doesn't know how many times and just flipped some numbers out there

>>130869343
I got pulled over more times than that in my senior year in highschool. White boys with long hair are 1000x more profiled in the South than niggers.
And I thought it was funny, didn't get butthurt like some black crybaby.

>>130880768
why is only the second "republican" highlighted? why do liberals always fetishize kid fuckers?

>>130869551
man even fake Australians are pretty quick

>>130879876

Friend is in NYPD, I'll have the info.

These normies need to learn out to network instead of masturbate or gtfo. Useless fucking dickbag cancer this plebbit migration has become. You're all disappointments to your parents. Who look at you with disdain and contempt. Despising the very moment of your birth.

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>>130875562
>publicly admits to driving like shit
>it's because I'm black!
Don't worry, everyone knows

>>130869343
OH WOW A TESLA DAMN NIGGA YOU GREEN AS SHIT IGHT IGHT YOU CAN GO FUCK ACTUALLY IMA GIVE YOU MONEY FOR BEING SO ECO FRIENDLY SHIIIIEEET

>>130869343
>I've been stopped in a tesla

Is he trying to say that the rich shouldn't be punished for not obeying driving laws and speeding?

>>130874976
Came here to post this. He knows he was pulled over 8-10 times but not the exact number? And what was he pulled over for? My mother is as white as drywall and gets pulled over 3-4 times a year because she drives like a fucking maniac.

I've been pulled over while walking. Cops gonna be cops.

>>130880768
Forgot to mention good friends with Podesta going back 40 years to Camp Nose, also mentioned sympathetically in the Podesta e-mails regarding his pedo-scandal

Was he speeding and driving recklessly? Maybe was on his phone tweeting on Trump's latest post?

>>130869343
>Fits the description
I'm a black guy.
Eagle Scout
US Marine for 10 years
TSSCI Clearance
Deacon
Former City Council Member
No criminal history
CCP holder since 2004
Trump Supporter
Anti-SJW
Dresses like a normal American
And on and on. The point is I'm not a nigger and I hate niggers more than most of you and I don't buy into the leftist race-baiting.
That being said, I'm a 38 year old black man who's been stopped by the cops on 8 different occasions. Why?
>Sir, you fit the description of a suspect
It happens. It's a fact of life for any black person that isn't from a rural area. Am I angry at the cops for this? No. But it fucking happens all the goddamn time. The reasonable thing to do is be respectful and polite to the police officer who just wants to do his job. He's nervous and knows that he could probably kill you and get away with it, especially if alone. Again, that's just a fact of life. If that means that I have to shuck and jive to stay alive, then I'll act just like Uncle Tom. I want my kids to live a life of privilege and I can't do that from the grave because I >fit the description.

>>130869343
I'm darker than him, and the two times I've been pulled over I was speeding.

Funnily enough, I walked up to and chatted with a a pair of cops at a taco truck while visibly drunk, and had driven my car up right behind them.


Don't act like a nigger, and they won't treat you like one.

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>>130869551
dem kiwi bants

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"I've been stopped in a tesla"

So has my uncle, he is white as a bag of flour. Driving a Tesla doesn't mean you didn't do pic related.

>>130869343
Hes mixed kinda looks black only whitey are pedos

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>>130869343
This is him trying to prove his blackness to real negros lel. High yellow house niggas have been trying to get approval and acceptance from black and brown field niggas for forever. PC culture made it substantially worse and more blatant. It's like the nigga version of white guilt.

The funny thing is he is trying to make too many people happy at once with this display and the real negros will take one look at the mention of him driving a Tesla and probably call him a candyass. That's if the real negros even care about this tapdancing coon in the first place, which isn't very likely.

>>130869343
100% pedophile

>>130869343
Maybe he should learn to drive, and stop spazzing when he drives past a police cruiser.

>>130869343
Muh confirmation bias

>>130883763
Valuable statement, dunno if LARPING tho.

>>130869343
>looks like
>is

FTFY

>>130869551
THIS

/thread

>>130872814
Poor little Trevor faggot bitch got a speeding ticket in his gay ass Tesla.

>>130869343
black people aren't good drivers

>>130869343
He's definitely a kid diddler. Look at the face

Got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt the other day, first time getting pulled over in years. I have failed my fellow bootlickers I'm sorry

I went from being against discrimination amd pro-diversity, to not believing that blacks were pulled over disproportionately, to not giving a shit, to actively advocating for cops to pull niggers over every opportunity they get, just through my interactions with niggers throughout my life and growing increased distaste. Fuck them.

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>>130869343

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>>130887997
dude i fucking feel you.

I work in center city philadelphia. Pattern Recognition is not Racism.

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>buying shitty overpriced gimmick cars

The only thing a cop sees when a Tesla passes him is a fat fucking ticket waiting to be dished out.

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>>130884694
I miss the old design of the iPhone, the new ones are fucking ugly.

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>>130869343
Driving a poluting Tesla. I hope he gets the chair.

>>130876508

Its a good looking car yo. It out accelerates most Italian luxury cars, has features that those same luxury cars don't and has a range of 350kms.

Pretty good desu, famalam.

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>>130893041
>not driving a high end sports car
Why are celebrities such plebs?

>>130880435
We just don't know.

I got a speeding ticket in October last year. 33 in a 35 but didn't realize it was a school zone. Still haven't paid. Fuck that. $600? Suck a dick. I'll keep the arrest warrant. I'm a safe driver you hear.

>>130870350
Well done

>>130869781
>haven't been pulled over in over 5 years
>ride dirty everyday, 420 faggits

It's good being white

>>130869343
virtue signaling about driving a tesla, what a cocksmoker

>>130869551
noice

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Mr. Noah, did the thought ever occur to you that they pulled you over because you're a nigger faggot in a Tesla?

>>130880456
i literally got a speeding ticket for 27 in a 25 the guy stepped out in front of my car to make me stop...he pulled me over on foot.

>>130883763
Nigger, I've been stopped by the cops over a dozen times in the past 4 years since I moved to a new city. All for fitting a description. I'm white as fuck, dress well, drive a sedan, have never had a ticket and I did 5 years in the Marines as a grunt. Sometimes cops fuck with you. They'll especially do it if you live in a semi poor area. Or when they're bored. I've been pulled over so many times, I put my damn blues cap in the back of my car to get the cop to at least not behave like a nigger when he gets to my window. Because holy fuck, cops need to learn how to interact with the public. If I had ever caught one of my marines acting like one of these cops in country, I would have beaten him with a hose. I get it. It's a difficult job. Always on edge. But if I can manage to be polite to a guy who might have a fucking suicide vest on, cops can say "how are you doing sir" instead of barking orders at me in an aggressive tone when I've cooperated right off the bat.

>>130880456
>slowest 500hp car ever made

Gtfo faggit lol ford, this guy.

>>130869343
I'm around his age, white and have been pulled over more than that.

driving a shitty car > race

>>130877282
>he is the lying type
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=2042

>>130869343
>Because holy fuck, cops need to learn how to interact with the public.

This is completely due to using combat vets as cops. Cops used to come from the communities they grew up in, and be reasonable as long as you weren't violent.

>>130892555
I don't get this metric to be honest. What about the car's CO2 footprint for it's lifetime?

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>>130893266
>sports car
>isn't used for sports

>>130869343
>I've been stopped in a Tesla
So the fuck what

>I've been stopped in a Tesla
were you.....speeding? I was unaware that Teslas gave their drivers immunity from the laws of the road. And here I thought only BMW drivers believed that.

>>130895559
expand white privilege

>>130869343
this dude looks like an ayy lmao

I believe he's trying to say that driving a tesla should mark him as an upper-class liberal who better than all the non-tesla subhumans, and thus he should not be pulled over in one

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>>130898129
It is better for the environment to drive and old beater into the ground than to buy/lease a "green" vehicle every 5-7 years.

>>130869551
this

>>130869343

>Be Trevor Noah, shitty replacement for Jon Stewart's shadow.
>Be a BLM apologist.
>Defend BLM like they're an innocent, rational, non-sanctimonious, hypocritical organization with legitimate concerns.
>Biggest one, deny they're anti-cop and want to incite violence towards cop: "Pigs in a blanket, fry 'em like bacon!", attempts to justify violence against cops, calls to defund police organizations, calls to get rid of police in general or specific neighborhoods, etc.
>Be fucking surprised when cops fuck with you and try to imply it's cause you're black despite being an advantageous mulatto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY9xGRZjUUI

>>130898839
Do people that buy vehicles only use them for 8 years? That's pretty wasteful on its own.

>>130869343
Notice how he didn't say "I've been stopped in *my* Tesla"... really garbles my marbles

>>130895559

>be white southerner in the south
>can speed, do whatever you want to
>as long as you're not a fuckin asshole about it, cops just smile at you and keep going
>but that nigger goes 5 over and they're gonna check his car for dope lol

Gotta keep the antiquated farm equipment oiled up, just in case.

>>130877433
>quote assimilating unquote
Are you fucking kidding me?
I've never actually seen someone do this. Holy shit you're dumb. This " is a quote you inbred fuck.

>>130878874
>>130879640
>not investing in a radar detector
>>130879475
Its only a stupid tax because he gets caught.
I drive 30-40 over in Virginia literally everyday and have never been pulled over. They cant tel if you have a detector as long as it is a hidden and b not jamming. Speed correctly faggets.

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>>130870350
>I pull over niggers like him for driving while black

Fucking kek, this needs to be a law.

"Sir, you were driving while black. Please don't do that. I'm giving you a citation for $300."

>>130869343
He is a Negro, he should be pulled over.
Their kind do all kinds of drugs and also are some of the worst criminals in your society.

>>130899550

cops profile HARD in the South against whites with money or any other color than white. It's no secret.

I was pulled over on bullshit charges that later were confirmed bullshit by the DMV. I drive a sports car and I was coming home from a dinner party at 1 AM. I had been drinking, but not enough to be stumbling or anything. Humble brag (which I'm not proud of), I have trained my tipsy self to follow all speed limits and focus on driving within the lanes without drifting too much. I was pulled over 3 days after I had re-registered my car under the charge that my driver's license wasn't registered with my plate, which is impossible since I just did that 3 days prior. They come back and say, "Must be something wrong with the DMV system, you're free to go."

They asked me the question, "Do you have any large sums of money in the car." I didn't, but holy shit I've never thought they'd ask me any civil forfeiture crap and they did.

Profiled for driving a fucking sports car at 1 AM on a Saturday night. Cops gonna cop.

>>130869343
>im a shit driver
>therefore racism

just fuck my shit up

>>130900590
>do you have any large sums of money in the car
>no officer but I do have a cold pack of beer in the trunk
If you don't know your local cops by name your are either doing it wrong, or live in a metro area on which case your definintley doing it wrong.

>>130869343
Liberals get this smirky, smug look around their dead shark eyes. Their eyes say, "I love the limelight"

>>130901034
Oh also, learn to play small town politics. It is both entertaining and rewarding. I know the mayor, the Sheriff, and the DA on a first name basis. Invest in people and you can have your own little fiefdom.

>>130875900
Who's this ivory virgin?

>>130869343
Bitch as nigger should move back to South America if he thinks hes getting mistreated here.

>>130877433
If Murica runs out of non-white people to shit on, who do you think would be next in line? The white trash like yourself, moron!. Be grateful to live in a racist country because otherwise you and your inbred family would be at the bottom of the food chain.

>>130869343

That's what he gets for constantly trying to drive on the left side of the road

>>130902959
hahahahhaha what a perfect specimen of a murican cheeseburger. Can't even tell between south america and south africa.
>ib4 I don't need to know, im a fucking murican.

>>130869551
my nigga

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>>130874351
they stink.

>>130899906
summer's officially here. Kids that have never heard of 'driving while black'

>>130903501
Nah you caught me good, I was thinking of Africa but my retarded murcian burger brain wrote America.

>>130869551
kek you already got posted on Twitter best of 4chan

>>130869343
the fact this dude can't even write his tragedies as comedy should disbar him from the guild

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It's probably because he drives like a colossal faggot just like he talks. That or he does stuff to get pulled over on purpose so that he can cry muh racist cops.

>>130869343
Wow this thread again. Time for bed I'm enlightened

>>130898940
BLM is like naming your group "puppies are cute"

>how dare you criticize us

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>>130903819

>>130869551
5/5, breddy noice

>>130879475
It's not a stupid tax, it's a 1st class luxury premium speed limit tax.

>>130869343
he drives like an asshole because he's from SA

>>130869343
And now we know what he's going to be talking about for the next 8 months.

>>130903501
baka He could be talking about brazil

Can we see his police records?

Until he can prove he's been stopped this many times, and we can see what he was stopped for, this will henceforth be dismissed as [RACEBAIT].

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>>130869343
nope because he is a pedophile looking nig nog !

>>130905546
Would you look at that, a cheeseburger who doesnt get it. Im shocked.

>>130900590
You have no idea.

They pull you over just for a bribe.

If you live in south africa you are going to get pulled over in a road block at least once a year. For just a regular search

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How to make a black comedian career
>Always discuss how white people are racists.

>>130892555
What is the cars average lifespan, though? How many thousands of miles can you drive them reliably?

>>130869343

>White privilege is wrong
>Expects fancy expensive luxury car privilege

Kek

I've been pulled over like 5 times and I'm 19. Race won't change the fact that you swerve on the way home from your girlfriends late at night or that you speed on the way to classes.

>I would know

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>>130908010
>How many thousands of miles can you drive them reliably?
What do you think? It will probably break after 10 years.

Buy an old Fiat Panda instead. It lasts forever.

>>130869343
>>130907557
this. fuck trevor noah is white as fuck

>>130896540
The 2014 GT500SS is 800+.

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>>130869551
time to take back our rightful soil and enslave the kiwi shit posters

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>>130881447
just terrible timing / pace ... just terrible

He doesn't even look black ffs

>live in a country where you look like you are part of a minority that commits a disproportionate amount of the crime
>surprised when people suspect you being a criminal

if you don't like it, move to a country where people who look like you are in the majority

>>130869343

HE LOOKS LIKE A HURR DURRR

THIS AMERICA, THIS IS WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS YOU ARE FUCKING RWETARDED

CIVILIZED NATIONS DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR LOOKS, BUT YOU ARE TOO BUSY BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE TO GET A GRIP ON REALITY

WE HAVE AN OLD SAYING HERE,

INS HIRN GESCHISSEN

I THINK THEY MADE THAT SAYING FOR YOU!

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>>130912445