A confederate statue was torn down in FL and a 100 year old time

>>130792109
>lake eola
Probably ebola.

paper and some coins

>>130792109
Probably some bullshit newspaper clippings and some other random bullshit like a hat or some coins or some other dumb crap.

In other words, literally nothing.

>>130792109
racism

>>130792109
it's pandora's box

>>130792329
Hopefully this

>>130792329
>>130792389
Pandora's racism

>>130792109
Ark of the Covenant

The delegates!

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>>130792109
A bottle of coke with some peanuts in it

>>130792109
"Slavery was wrong. We are sorry, vote Democrat!"

>>130792682
democrats were the slavers tho lol

"Traps aren't gay"

>>130792109
A box and inside the box a note and it reads:
>Don't trust the kikes

>>130792609
Is this what americans eat for lunch?

>>130792109
It's the ark

Haven't you idiots seen Indiana Jones

>>130792109
"You kike niggers will pay for this."

>>130792507
Don't you mean Ark of the Confederate?

>>130792109
nigger bones

>>130792856
Is that like the Mormon version?

Why wouldn't they just open it, what could be in there that they don't want us to see?
Could it be Some part of history our government has erased 1984 style?

The Confederacy's plans for abolishing slavery after the South has industrialized and a sizable black middle class has formented to avoid the region's economy collapsing and politicians exploiting poor ignorant blacks' hatred of whites for votes.

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>>130792483
Underrated

>>130792836
kek'd hard

>>130792733

Oh god. Let it expose some crazy shit like it was never about slavery and Lincoln was trying to push a jew conspiracy of a new American ordr.

"/pol/ was right"

I bet this is some rigged shit and they will unveil a rainbow flag with some buttplugg.

>>130792250
>some bullshit
>some other random bullshit
>some other dumb crap
i hate you

>>130792746
no but it looks delicious

>>130792704
Ummmmmm no, sweetie. The parties switched platforms since then
#Learn2learn

>>130792836
This

It is a HWNDU flag in the box

>>130792746
Lol, no. Are you retarded? That's obviously a breakfast food.

Time capsules are usually boring
What would /pol/ put in one?

>>130793076
Shall we start the next great american tradition right here right now famalam?

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>>130792109
>what do you think is inside?
An executive order, signed personally by every one of the founding fathers and verifying by Jesus and Archangel Michael, declaring that if the statue which contained this capsule was torn down and this document was revealed, every American citizen is obliged to take arms and overthrow the tyrannic treacherous government, that has allowed it, in the name of God and freedom.

>>130792746
No we eat burgers, god your retarded

>>130792109
It's probably some shit about not razing statues because they happen to be of different color.

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The instructions on how to pilot pyramids. Written by Leroy Kangz

>>130793023
If it is you gotta stick it up my ass

>>130793183
It's already a tradition in the south, look it up

The refund check Lincoln was going to get from the jews for sending the slaves back to africa before some good goy killed him. Due to the nature of jews and money notes there wasn't a single one with the inner strength to tear up the check.

>>130793050
Probably a nigger as only they talk lie dat

>>130793256
wtf I love south now!

>>130793015
Is always right

>>130792109

Probably info on why Lincoln was really killed.

Everyone who's came close has also died mysteriously soon after.

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>>130793191

>>130792109
Officials opened the case.
Inside it was a paper:
"It's the J3ws"

>>130793147
Guns. And probably pure breed jizz samples. And the rarest pepe ever.

>>130793469
it was time travelling CIA

>>130793127
no they didnt lmao

>>130792109
Gum, a stack of tobacco and whisky and a paternity test from a female slave torn in half

>>130793345
>wtf I love south now!
even better, you need boiled peanuts with a little crab boil

>>130793546
People weren't that retarded back then.

>>130792890
No
t.mormon

There's a piece of paper and it reads.

>If the gold is gone, dont trust the jews.

Srsly tho i think there will be
>A gun
>Bible
>Whiskey
And some oldass manuscript to honor the heroes of both sides.

>>130792109
Probably not a nigger.

Hentai porn?

More psyOPs. Faggot kikes never stop.

>>130793230
Underrated

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>>130793871
this

>>130792109
A message from ancient confederates to be found by whoever wrecks their memorial?
I wouldn't wanna be anywhere close when they open it.

pandora's box

the confederates knew they'd be painted as villains sometime after their inevitable defeat, so they hid something deadly in the statues that would be torn down by upset niggers

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>>130792109
There is a phone with this number calling

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>>130793127
>The parties switched platforms since then
tfw a leaf knows more about your history than you do

>>130792746
No coke and peanuts are only for breakfast.

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>"if you faggots can read this, it means you tore my statue down and i will fucking kill you. Also the game"

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>>130792732
underrated

>>130793650
Up until the 60s dems were the conservatives and repubs were liberal. The parties switched platforms in the aftermath of JFK and the civil rights movement

>>130793716
thanks to them, we're in that shit

>>130792746
I unironically drink a pepsi and eat peanuts everyday for breakfast. It's a good combo.

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>these fucking predictions
Good thread.

>>130794175
You try to hang up only to recive another call from the other bogndoff, this continues constantly alternating between the two until your divin mad enough to answer

>>130792109

A curse I hope for tearing that shit down.

>>130792109
It's a bioweapon to kill non whites in the chance that what is happening now is happening and we need to wipe out the lesser races.

>>130794410
>Democrats in 1820 wanted to exploit cheap slave labour for agriculture, argued "whites wouldn't do this job"
>Democrats in 2020 want to exploit cheap illegal immigrant labour for agriculture, argue "whites wouldn't do this job"
Mhmmm tell me again sweetie cakes how the parties switched?

Probably a Griswold and some whiskey.
>wish I was in the land of cotton...

>>130793013
Isn't this really what actually happened?

>>130792109
if they open it and it turns out to be a goofy porn fan fiction im going to be very upset

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>>130794175
can I get a quick rundown?

>>130793147
Laminated pictures of my waifu

The Trruth

a letter stating,

"Dear future citizen,

if the state of affairs had lead you to tear this statue down, then society has surpassed critical mass in degeneracy"

Lee is hiding inside and he's going to pop out and fuck up some feds.

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>>130792109

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>>130794785

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>>130792109
A note warning about (((them)))

Digits will confirm

>>130792109
a warning about faggot liberals ruining everything in the future

some boring letters
maybe some coins

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>>130793936
just like the ice stones in mexico placed forged bullshit to trick the population into rewriting history all over again.

>>130792109
A little note, saying: put this piece of paper in another time capsule and bury it in the ground or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>130793127
quality shitpost burger

>>130793127
>1800s: democrats enslave black peoples bodies
>1900s/2000s: democrats enslave black peoples brains

>americans literally tearing down statues in their already empty history
literally communist, how do they get away with it? There's a statue of francis drake where I live and nobody got rid of that

>>130793147
dragon dildos MDE boxset and talcum powder

>>130792483
kek'd

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>>130793127
Gay and wrong that's a twofer

"Don't open it."

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>>130792109
>What's in it /pol/?
A certain statue

>>130794785
Fuck this shit meme, it needs to die.

>>130792508
DAHNALLLLD
>>130792732
Kek
>>130792856
Underrated

"Evolution was a mistake" note.

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The infamous love letters

>>130792109
A sign saying

I TOLD YOU SO

>>130792109
Who was the statue of? Probably his favorite slave.

>>130795502
>>>130794785
>Fuck this shit meme, it needs to die.
Can I get a quick rundown on that?, the basic gestalht perhaps?

>>130792109
Dust and rusty metal.

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>>130795040

>>130792609

Coke, or if you're a real southern Apalachian hilltopper you can use Peach Nehi

>>130795174
what exactly am i supposed to see there?

>>130792109
a picture of a confederate boipucci
This is the only good post in this thread so far, /pol/ is ruined....

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>>130795657

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4njMZw6 be a good goy and join my discord :^)
also who would vote for ghost adam west 2020?

>>130795891
>boipucci
Yeah and you ruined it, faggot.

>>130793127
Oh they switched alright, just not the way you think.

Something about "having those niggers voting democrat for the next 100 years"

How hard would we freak out if a kek statue was inside?

>>130795848
>>butt seks?

>>130792109
>What's in it /pol/?

rope for emergency lynchings

>>130793191
Hmm, that might actually be plausible, considering the importance of the statue destroyed.

>>130795990
show me yours or get out

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>>130792109
>What's in it /pol/?

Bill Nye's career?

Don't know but the fucking libtard cancer desecrated a national memorial. I think it's time we start ripping down MKL and other statues. FUCKING LIBERALS!!!!

>>130792109
>removing confederate Statues
But why?

>>130795848
clean clear fresh cuts from a stone thats suppose to be over 800 years old and the zoom is to show the sloppy craftsmanship that a cycle saw makes when you slip your hand up

also this--->>130796046

>>130796046
obviously. but what am i supposed to see in the zoomed in area?

>>130795502
>>130795657
Im going to need the whole enchilada

what the hell, are there statues being removed on the regular down in the south now?

>>130792109
Lol as if they'd reveal what's actually inside it instead of making up some bullshit

>>130793147

Merchants.

>>130796292
I think its a scratch, I don't get it neither

>>130792109
What statue has ISIS demolished now?
Oh, it's America so it must be fine then.

>>130792109
historical statue hurts my feelings, literally what ISIS and al qaeda is doing

>>130796178
Will you love me?

>>130792109
A note that says "diversity is our greatest strength" and a picture of a dead washed up Syrian child with a hashtag written on the picture which reads #whatifitwasyourchild?

Also a copy of Germs and Steel

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>>130796199
>party of Lincoln
>complains about removal of statues honoring traitors to the U.S.

>>130796359
All the time every day some town is having history covered up.

>>130796287
Because people think they are racist

>>130793127
Yeah exactly everyone hated the other side but changed teams cause party leadership said so

Lincolns dickpick

>>130794721

Yeah.

>>130794028

>open the box.
>bunch of scabs
>its smallpox.

nigger hands

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>>130792109

>Please be super AIDS or small pox!

>>130796467
Seriously don't know how the Jews are getting away with this. Its like a soft Isis attack

There is a silver lining. The BASED state of Alabama has offered to buy and display all the confederate statues being removed in other states. Dixieland theme park when?

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>>130795918
>>130795657

>>130792109
A note saying "So you assholes tore down our statue and found the box."

>>130792109
A sample of smallpox tied to a small explosive.

Just enough to scratch the skin of the people around it so that they contract the desease.

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>>130792109
WHY HAVENT THEY OPENED IT YET?!

The ghost of Stephen Foster

>>130792109
Key to Al Capone's vault.

>>130792250
literally something

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>>130793191

>>130796834
>There is a silver lining. The BASED state of Alabama has offered to buy and display all the confederate statues being removed in other states. Dixieland theme park when?
fucking right, and we have laws preventing their removal, so send them our way and they're here to stay
Kind of softens the blow of Mobile's city council pulling the confederate flag from the seal in the wake of Dylan Roof. Shit was out of control for a few days around that area....

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>>130796559
>party of Obama
>a real traitor.
>Wants to destroy history because it hurts pussy libtard feelings.

>>130792109
Note: We should of picked our own damn cotton

>>130794474
>It's a good combo
good combo for what? getting diabetes and heart disease simultaneously?

Nooses

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>>130797325
You should be grateful. Is there another country in the world where the losers in rebellion would be allowed to place statues of their loser leaders? Be glad we let you have that shit this long.

>>130792109
Hopefully Klan stuff, those guys did nothing wrong

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>>130792329
>open the Ark of the Confederates
>racism blasts out
>melts your face and kills all your SJW thought police followers
mfw

>>130793147
RIG IT TO EXPLODE

>>130792609
get and ill peanut coke

>>130793147
Red pills about joos and satanists

>>130797649
yeah, fuck the catholics

>>130793127
Your wrong.
#Learn2TakeYourOwnAdvice

Also "sweetie" you saying that tells me everything I need to know about you.
#Shilling4Shekels

>>130792912
underrated

It's going to be porn tapestry of Elizabeth the 1st

The ghost of a Confederate soldier who will cause permanent anal bleeding for all gays in the state.

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>>130792329

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>>130797611
Its funny how the only confederate statue in DC is Albert Pikes and no one has said shit about it. Its (((13 )))steps from another significant monument. He was the founder of the KKK and head of Scottish Rite Freemasonry in the US.

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>>130796834
I live about 20 mins from alabama on the Florida line and it amazes me how a state with so many nigs is still able to be so based

>>130797807
FUCKING THIS Catholics are worse than Muslims tbqh

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>>130793127
10/10 made me rage

a ham sandwich and a mug of coffee

>>130797611
>virtue signalling
Pathetic subhuman

>>130793147
tbqh I'm counting on future normies being even more liberal than today's ones, so I've got to go with a PMN mine rigged to blow when the lid was opened.

>>130797951
Flora-fuckin-Bama

>>130792109
A document that names the Jew along with a declaration of war against them signed by every American president up to Woodrow

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>>130793127
>The parties switched platforms since then

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>>130797902

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>>130793147
A plaque that says "This is a big box"

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>>130792109
>A confederate statue was torn down in FL

nigs rewriting your history

>>130795112
>tear down Confederate statue
>open time capsule
>in it is a single piece of trimmed paper reading "/pol/ was right again"

>>130796504
depends on how pink it is <3

you're waifu a shit

>>130798258

>In the lower left corner it says "Reply to this message or your mother dies in her sleep tonight".

>>130792109

the spirit of Dixie, they'll open it and Lee will descend from heaven to restart the war

>>130793147
cum jar
piss bottle
shit jug

>>130792109
Couple of confederate bank notes with a cheque saying "$6.000.000 in debt to the Rothschild, damned kikes. Secure this for me, regards Robert E Lee"

>>130798073
Hell yea, I wish the fl panhandle would just become part of alabama, there's just too much of a difference here than the rest of florida.

>>130792109
Full on 100% accurate redpills. If only

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>>130798045
>2 RUB has been deposited into your account.

>>130798330
Fat chance, Lee never wanted a war.

>>130792891

Maybe they are waiting to set up a controlled environment to insure whatever is inside doesn't degrade?

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>>130798304
>Tries to reply to message
>Paper disintegrates from exposure to sunlight

>>130793147
A conventional one?
Laminated printouts of /pol/s greatest threads and redpills.
No holds barred?
Cryogenically stored semen samples of pureblood white people.

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>>130793727

Maximum kek

>>130798212
>nigs writing your history

>>130793716
yes they were

>>130794410
that's not even the correct retelling of the myth you complete retard

>>130798467
It's not called the war of northern aggression for nothing.

>>130792109
>put the statue back or you mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>130798378
>Hell yea, I wish the fl panhandle would just become part of alabama, there's just too much of a difference here than the rest of florida.
I'm all for it, a little red and white paint over the state crest defacing st andrew's cross and nobody would know the difference.
Maybe draw the new state line at Tallahassee

>>130798375

>not poop sock

>>130798631
>North Aggression
>The South attacked first on property they agreed to have be federal land.

>>130792109
Race realisam red-pilled documents.

>>130792109
Seth Rich's death certificate & autopsy report

>>130793147
A marble stone with the inscription ''I wish you hadn't read this''

>>130792109
a note "why would you destroy history?"

>>130792890
Kek'd

T.jack mormon

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>>130792746
Have you learned NOTHING!?

>>130792109
A note saying "We may have lost the war but Southerners will always remember and love us"

>>130792609
That actually looks really good.

Old letters full of shitposting, once /pol/ analyses them we'll see a 1000% increase in shitposting efficiency

>>130792109
Hitler 2.0

>>130795570
It's an apology for the horse he lost at Sumter.

>>130799588
Nothing like 19th century banter

>>130792109
A note that says fuck you for tearing down this statue

A bronze plaque that says. You might have torn down this statue, but you'll never find the others.

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>>130793191

>>130793147
a manifesto written by /pol/
a small wooden statue of a frog
laminated sheets of /pol/s greatest hits
a hard disk with as many archives of /pol/ can be found.
also a cum jar

>>130796672
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking gold

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>>130793147
Disassembled full-auto M16 and 500 rounds.
Keys to a hidden 1968 Mustang Fastback and a map of where to find it.

>tfw you can revive true manliness in a future liberal dystopia hell

>>130793147

Flat Earth evidence.

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It's full of KEK!

>>130792704
>being this ignorant on history

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>>130793191
This please

>>130800812
uuuuuh.

I've got bad news for you anon.

>>130792609
Fuckin southernfags and their goobers.

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>>130792329
>racism

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>>130794474
>Doing anything unironically

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>>130800812
Anon, I have something to tell you...

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>>130792109
Its black and white photos of lincoln getting pissed on by 2 brittish whores.

It lead to him betraying the colonies for the queen.

>>130792609
>these peanuts are making me thirsty...

>>130800812
Anon, I...

>>130792109
>What's in it /pol/?
Proofs of Trump's Russian ties

>>130792109
The ghosts of Confederate soldiers.

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best flag
would i get shit for waiving this?

>>130801160

this.

>>130792109
A letter saying that if you are tearing down statues you are ignoring your history. Perhaps a stern lecture on why you shouldn't just pretend it never happened.

Why would there be anything other than a bomb rigged to explode if a symbol of the confederacy is destroyed by degenerates? It was hidden for a reason to be found by traitors and history revisionists.

''pools closed''

>>130792109
IT WAS DA JOOS
My sides would fall off it happens to be
counter jewish

>>130795246
Of course the only one who isn't fooled by the blatant shitpost is the Australian.

What the fuck is with all the retards on this board and why are they well american?

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>>130801285
That's not the Florida flag Tard-O

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>>130793147

One of those mines that jumps up from the ground.
It would be like a lethal jack in the box, waiting for it's opportunity for decades.

>>130801577
>What the fuck is with all the retards on this board and why are they well american?
it was pretty obvious, but watching the fucktard replies (some of them also shitposts, at least i hope) was priceless
thanks for ruining it, leaf!

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>>130801842
>bouncing betty
>"STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU PATRIARCH, LEMME SHOW YOU MY BIG FAT LOVE AND DIVERSE SHRAPNEL REEEEEEEEEEEEE" boom

>>130793147
An active landmine.

>>130799561
It's awesome

>>130792891
What if they anticipated a future enslaved population and foresaw the statues removal. And they put a message in to inspire the masses to rebel against their oppressors. Would they allow this message to be seen by the public?

>>130792109
Rayciss Confederate curse

>>130801160
Hillary's emails.

>>130792109

Without reading the thread, I'd like to think it's a message. A message written to the kind of future America that would tear down the monument it was sealed in. A message asking how perverse we have become to desecrate history for the sake of some silly stupid Marxist bullshit.

But let's face it. If such a thing was inside they probably wouldn't tell us. And if they do tell us it's probably just a bunch of average stupid shit people put in time capsules.

>>130795248

#woke

>>130792609
A /bant/ shitpost getting legitimate replies, kek

Pandoras box.

Something that will unite every American and Western country against the tyrannical governements and the globalists

>>130792109
We knew it from the start.
It was hidden inside the statue for one reason alone:
We knew that this would happen, that when our statues began to fall US would need our help once again and once again we shall RISE!

>>130795256

1/4 of Brits think Winston Churchill was never a real man and a huge number of you were convinced by commies that King Arthur never existed. Commies want to destroy all of our heritage so that we don't seem special.

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>>130792609
>american cuisine

>>130792609
>>130792746
>mfw Yankees and Europoors have never had Shrimp & Grits.
>They've never had Low Country Boil
>They've never had Boiled Peanuts
>They'be never "Sucked the Head"

>>130792329
Just a little box of racism

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>>130804775
>>mfw Yankees and Europoors have never had Shrimp & Grits.
shit you can get it in the shipyards here for breakfast for like $2, Dixie Coast wins every time
need to throw some peanuts on today, got that zatarains crab boil by the gallon round here

>>130793147
I'd put in Ride the Tiger, some Warhammer Miniatures, a USB stick with They Live on it along with other /pol/ related videos, webms, and pictures.

Proof of the holocaust

>>130792159
This

>>130793147
Tablet, which when powered on reads:

> if you don't reply to this post your mother . . .

>>130792329
this. the goyim will need to be spared from such horrible racism. these ideas must be hidden for the sake of the mental health of the citizens

So when is this shit gonna be opened? I hope the time I wasted waiting for this fucking shit will be inside that capsule

>>130792109
probably letters about why it's important to have confederate statuary

>>130805637
>that zatarains crab boil by the gallon round here
I've started putting that stuff in my ramen noodles along with shrimp and green onion. That stuff is delicious.

>>130806029
>implying they're not just going to burn the nasty racist contents

>>130806165
>I've started putting that stuff in my ramen noodles along with shrimp and green onion. That stuff is delicious.
No shortage of uses for it, going to have to try it on ramen now...
I mix it with ketchup, soy sauce, also started mixing it with vinegar in bottled peppers when i finish a bottle of the Louisiana or Texas Pete hot pepper vinegar sauce

>>130806245
If there is anything cool at all they will probably just swap it out with something Sly cooper style and not tell anybody. hopefully the opening is live streamed to prevent this

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>>130806165
>>130805637
> be from the Upper Midwest
> will never have a culture
> feelsbadman.jpg

>>130801077
This I keked.

> here is a ((you))

>>130792609
This reminds me of my daddy. He loved these.

Hopefully a bomb... stuffed with nails.

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>yfw it's confederate coins and flags.

Probably some extremely stale muffins

It's the treasure from oak island

>>130799561
it's amazing. those first few sips of salty sweetness is great

>>130802716
peanuts and coke isn't a meme

>>130807057
The guy who designed that pit is the buggest troll in history. Especially if there's nothing down there.

>>130793147
If it was possible, I'd try to make one that did this when opened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcR9k8o4I0w

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>>130806691
You got carrots in the jell-o, midwest bro. You got plenty of culture.

Go watch hockey.

>>130806691
our culture is killing native savages

>>130792109
Jewish tricks.

smallpox blankets

the ancients knew what depraved kikery would cause the box to be unearthed and wanted to make damn sure it didnt go unpunished

>>130807249
It's not there anymore there's a note says where in the world is Carmen sandieago

We need to save it before its destroyed!

>>130792109
Let's hope it's a live hand grenade. People who tear down statues deserve getting blown up.

>>130792109
hitlers dick

I hope it's a letter beginning with "To the future president of the confederate states of America".

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>>130807346
>>130807347
> you will never eat delicious fresh shrimp delicacies as the warm Gulf breezes blow in through the windows of your home and cool you and your Southern Belle wife
> you will never walk arm in arm with her through a grove of trees draped with Spanish moss and hear her cute accent speak of your future children
> you will never look upon the Confederate battle flag and know that its statesmen and politician did nothing wrong, and that their blood flows through you

"If you can read this, the jews have won"

>>130807997
Bingo

>usa
>find 'time capsule' from 100 years ago
>a big deal
lol

>>130792109
Probably some stale dindu muffins.

>>130806691
>>130807953
super rare god-tier frogposting

>>130793147
Bone marrow donations from pure whites

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>>130807953
>you will never take you wife home and lovingly caress her new favorite slave boy while she drips in excitement.
>you will never feel your heart pounding in your chest as you watch 12 inches of finely bred stock slowly slide into her tender loins.
>you will never jerk your inferior 3 inches off as your wife moans in pure ecstasy from the beating her pussy is receiving.

There's a reason the south lost.

>>130793147
a log of shit

>>130792483
audible laughter

>>130793191
Ideally this

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>>130808891
> There's a reason the South lost.

Yeah, mass importation of foreigners (i.e. Germans i.e. my ancestors).

> this guilt will ever go away

We'll probably never find out

>>130792109
Hillary's missing emails.

Hillary's missing emails

>>130809324
>ever trusting the eternal kraut

We get what we deserve.

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>>130792109
The Delegates

>>130792250
non white detected

>>130793147
the newest iphone, the newest glock model with 12 mags of armor piercing rounds, a fidget spinner, one of milo yiannopolouss books, and a MAGA hat

>>130792109
"Behind you"