What IS quintessentially British to you /pol/? Do we still

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>>130790394

>>130790394
Shitty food, warm beer and bad teeth.

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>>130790394
Fucking animal pads. Heres the most British pic I have for what its worth.

>>130790394
Are French-fries British?

>>130790394
You have no culture it's multi-culture.

>>130790547

Belgian

>>130790547
no you moron they're french

>>130790602
>amirikin educasion

>>130790547
Chips...

British/=white

>>130790547
Belgian, I believe.

>>130790394
IS. You just named it yourself.

>>130790777
Heavenly trips never lie.

>>130790547
French chips, you mean.

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>>130790394
>What IS quintessentially British to you /pol/?
these guys

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>>130790893
>not these fellas

>>130790394
>Catering to degenerate foot fetishists

Absolutely haram!

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>>130790499
>Shitty food
glass houses, meet black kettle pots
give a british person (or any european) some american chocolate and watch them recoil. to us it tastes like vomit. to any european it tastes like vomit because they use a cheap chemicals in place of cocoa because they know the average american's palate is so dull they can't distinguish between the taste of vomit and the taste of cocoa. Pretty much all of mainland western europe has better food than us, granted, but in what world does an AMERICAN think they can take us to task over food?

think about it for a second. the average american can't tell the difference between vomit and cocoa because you shovel food into your mouth at such a rate your palate has been dulled to the point to which it can only sense salt, sugar or fat.

>warm beer
Don't order ale then, order lager. Lager comes cold in every pub in the land. Don't order english ale like a fucking tourist by thinking it's going to come at anything other than room temperature. just stick to lager.

also, i always chuckle at how Americans' description of British beer is "warm". Your beer tastes like piss and kidney stone smoothie. Not that your disabled mouth would be able to tell, that's why your only criticism of it is "warm".

>bad teeth

>>130790893
>>130790994
This
And 50 pubs per street.
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TxBDucJ-0

>>130790394
TEA AND BISQUITS MOTHERFUCKER

The red coat+pith helmet combination is as classic as fish and chips.

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>>130791149
>americans literally eat vomit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc&app=desktop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOL-fJM2m1I

Absolutely, Quintessential and irrevocably British

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>>130791510
s-shut up

>>130791492
>>130790394


Also, overclass accent. Pheasant hunting.
and David Attenborough

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>>130790394
According to Mummy, being British means you're a second class citizens to Mudslimes.

I don't think there's any politician I hate more.
>TFW Yank who worked his ass off to get Conservatives elected.

>>130790394
>white
>anglo-saxon or celtic blood
>educated
>bad fashion sense
>"stiff upper lip"
>polite
>entrepreneuring
>natural leaders

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quintessentially using a kettle

>>130790394
>Moaning about the weather
>Banter
>Rowdy Lads
>Bacon Butties
>DNB
>Grime
>UK Garage
>Dance Music in general
>Gordon Ramsay
>Making fun of crack heads/piss heads
>Kebabs after a night out
>Betting on the Grand national
>complaining about the current PM
>Not being European
>Asking someone how long they have been waiting for the bus
>Kids playing in pubs
>Watching the world cup and knowing you will be dissapointed and still being more dissapointed
>Drinking tea that someone else has made
>Drinking Beer (in public)
>Waiting in lines
>Hating the French
>Scottish hate the English
>Everyone hates Wales
>Sausage Rolls (not Greggs though, fuck off)
>Not knowing what LTE means
>Crossing the street wherever you want (Muh freedums)
>Saying thank you atleast twice
>Wishing Nige was PM
>Branston Pickle + Cheese
>having 2 fans pointed at you because it is past 20 Celcius
>Blasting music at the back of the bus when you were 12
>Bucket hats
>Knockdown ginger
>Loving Rounders, not baseball
>Rugby
>Police are super chill
>Playing Curby with a football
>Calling the game It, Had or Tag
>Saying arch when you are hurt? (i didnt do this)
>SWEARING
>Dandylion & Burdock
>Lemonade, Cherryade, Limeade, Pineappleade.
>Cream salad in a sandwich in the summer...
>Roast dinners you're nan would do on Sundays...
>Public showers on the beach
>Random people coming up to you asking if they can join in on the game of Footy
>Clocks going Bong
>Neg from BallsofSteel


to name a few

>>130790394
Not really, my mother just told me that the estate our home is on is owned by the King of Dubai...

More Arab/Muslim qt feet plz

>>130792374
where do you live

>>130790394
>Do we still have an identity?

Yes, but I'm really starting to wonder for how long.

Perfidiousness, treachery, cowardice and lack of any moral qualities combined with the most colossal haughtiness.

>>130792513
Uttlesford, Essex.

>>130792323

>Curby

Oh man, you took me back to my childhood in Lincolnshire.

Also don't forget the tuned up Vauxhall Novas and Citroen Saxos as a kid and watching them go around town driven by the 19 year olds at the time who kitted them out with 8 inch diameter exhausts.

>>130792839
Don't forget the Peugeot 306s!

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>>130792478
>americans

>>130793855
i dont get it

>>130793855
I can see that slut's ankles

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>>130794153
atleast they have feet unlike jews

>>130790394

Locking up white people for talking badly about brown people.

>>130790394

>be british
>get arrested for buying a plastic knife

Thats the most british thing i can think of

>>130792323
>Ice cream vans (Mum can i have a quid?)
>Have I got news for you
>Nevermind the buzzcocks
>8 out of 10 cats
>big fat quiz of the year
>Robot Wars
>Red Dwarf
>Space Raiders crisps
>T90 astroturf boots (throwback)
>Pronouncing everything correctly
>Not really caring about the Queen too much
>Tins of Quality street
>Chain-pull toilets and bathroom lights
>Seperate hot + cold taps
>Beer-matt catch game
>Wimbeldon
>Loathing London
>Chipshops
>Rock sweet
>Hagling

>>130794272
Well at-least I have Teeth unlike Brits

>>130794565
>jewish teeth
>real teeth

>>130792323

English Constantly hate Wales for trying to save them.

It's just sad now, It's like watching those anti vaccers reject a vaccinebut their kid still gets autism.

>>130794440
>Have I got news for you
shit tier
>8 out of 10 cats
shit tier
>Red Dwarf
replace with faulty towers
>Space Raiders crisps
best in the list
>Chain-pull toilets and bathroom lights
beautiful old cottage in cornwall tier
>Loathing London
nah

>>130792765
nice

>>130795471
8 out of 10 cats really is shit
that countdown one is too, the only redeeming factor is that rachel riley is still there

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>>130790394
Drunken tourist with sunburn.

>>130792323
>Random people coming up to you asking if they can join in on the game of Footy

So much this! Those days down the park where you would have a game with like 30 people and you'd only know about 4 of them. So fucking good.

>>130790394
Could you please start tripfagging? I wanna filter your threads, I'm tired of seeing muslim feet on my catalog.

>>130796588
ancaps are so gay and this post proves it

>>130796636
Because I don't like muslim feet? or because I asked you nicely? What's your problem bong?

>>130796636
to be fair it makes sense he doesn't like feet
i've heard they really don't take to people treading on them

i don't really like feet either, but that's just because i'm weird in different ways