Are people naming their kids worse and worse or is it a

This bitch naming her kid after am Xbox tag name

Lol. He has a 2nd x for a fucking reason.

Don't tell me, the reason is she's a god damn retard.

>>130763914
two x's because he is going to get beat twice as hard

>>130765729
kek

Dax is already a stupid enough name as is

>>130763914
The woman in the picture looks whiteish. Maybe some kind of halfie? Why wouldn't she just go full baboon and name her kid DaShawn.

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>>130763914
>Are people naming their kids worse and worse or is it a natural evolution?

It's a continuation of the modern movement against organized religion.

In the old days, people would take the names of saints or others in their family as a show of respect.

In the days before that, Biblical names were full of actual meaning. Look up Moses, eg.

Now, people are named after slutty celebrities, ironic sounding virtues (Chastity, Hope ... typical stripper names desuuu~), gems, the random sounds that falling silverware make, etc.

This represents:

>A movement away from the religious roots of "naming," a responsibility given to man in the Garden.
>A movement away from any semblance of respect for elders.
>A movement away from any respect for paragons of virtue.
>Almost outright mockery of virtue.
>Idolization of pop culture over actual cultural roots.

tl;dr: Worse and worse and worse and worse

>>130763914
Dax (with one x) was a real name, Kirk Douglas's character in Paths of Glory was named that.

>>130763914
>Daxx in 2038: WHY DO PEOPLE SPELL MY SON xXxSniperOneEightSevenxXx without the capital Xs???? FUCK BARRON TRUMP, NOT MY EMPEROR

Ddaxxx is better.

>>130763914
I am naming my Kid Haxx0r, If someone thinks it is an O and not a Zero, then call them ignorant racists and ruin their career

>turning your kids name into a complicated coffee order
why u do this

>>130766661
It's like cunts who spell Bret with an unneeded t, 'Brett'

>>130763914
Special snowflakeism.
Kind of akin to the unique genderism; nobody can 'peg' you because there's never been one as unique as you, and you constantly get to explain to everyone just how special your name/mental disorder is. Gives you an instantaneous 'leg up' over everyone you meet, as they're always (you expect) in the 'apologetic' position for having offended you for getting it 'wrong'. Except in this case you get to be offended 'on behalf of' your kid(s), who are probably fucking mortified, hate it, & wish you'd just shut the fuck up about it.

Jadzia >>> Ezri

>>130763914
Names have gone to shit.
This globalist cancer is everywhere
Dutch names are being replaced and white people are giving their kids ''cool'' and ''unique'' names.
All these modern shitty English/American bullshit names.

Jayden Daley Daley Finn Levi Liam Max James Jesse

Foreign weak fucking names.

And the niggers here are starting to call their monkeyspawn those retarded Shaniqua La'quisha names too.

>>130763914

>Give daughter a normal name like Meredith
>Dad some nigger was named Le-a and no one knew how to pronounce it

>>130766661
you fucking racist his name was Kirk Douglaxx, for a reason

>>130767440
Jadzia could get my dick every day

>>130767440
Haha, no

>>130763914
>he has a 2nd x for a fucking reason

I'm sure it's a profound fucking reason

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>>130763914

>Dax

>>130767560
I've near heard a Shaniqua La'quefa name here in the Netherlands. It;s probably the other way round desu

>>130766507
Well put anon

>>130763914
I'm actually just really disappointed that she didn't go for Daxxx instead. The triple x gives it so much more dignity.

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>>130767560

>Pic related.

>Daxx
>still better than XxdaxX

people should stop naming their kids after their gamer tags.

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>>130767560
Finnish Ultra white trash junkie Hockey star named his newborn Jax.
In some way that makes sense. That kind of names tell everyone where you come from.

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>>130763914

>he has a second x for a reason

Bitch you know damn well there's no reason for it.

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Does anybody else remember the DS9 episode which was about going to a swinger planet and Worf getting cucked? Am I remembering things wrong?

>>130767440
Ezri is absolute qt

>>130768258
Kinda gay unless he actually named him Jackson. Jax is a nickname

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNt6x-Vj32Y

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>>130763914
Dax isn't an uncommon name.

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>>130766507
>the random sounds that falling silverware make

>>130768215
The la-a joke is a common urban legend, the location of where this la-a girl leaves depends on where you live. Growing up in PA I was told she lived in Philly, it's bullshit anon

>>130768113
Amsterdam-Zuidoost

>>130768231
THEREAL100xXDAXXx100

>>130768119

Thanks. Is that you, Brandon?

>>130768603
Daar moet je ook heel niet leven hé

Be progressive and name your child Xaq, goy.

>>130766877
Kek

>>130768258
Globalist cancer everywhere fellow Eurocucks

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>>130766982

Know a guy named "Alexandre" (French version of Alexander), yet 90% of the time when people read his name, they say "Alex-Andre" like it's a fucking hyphenated name.

>>130768685
Woon ik gelukkig niet maar die imbecielen zaten wel altijd bij mij op school.

>>130763914
people are so desperate to be unique they make up god awful names. Its because they are terribly boring and bland and have nothing else to offer.

>>130767785
Ladasha for those unfamiliar

>>130768834
which is why parents who give their kids French names in an English speaking country should be gassed.

>>130768423
Call your kid whatever dumb shit you want, just give them a proper legal name to put on job applications.

>>130768965
When your child is born in Quebec, giving them a French name kinda makes sense.

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>>130768661
N-no! Pls don't rate, anon.

>>130768965
There's only a few instances where Latin/Romance based names work in English.

>>130768578
I have an Aunt who teaches in LA and swears to God she had a student named this. But the myth probably came first

>>130766507
>naming your child after a Jew

Biblical names are almost as bad as nigger names.

>>130767560

What the fuck is wrong with James?

>>130767888
the actual kike's original name was Issur Danielovitch

>>130766507
If I can be honest I hate the fact that I know tons of Marks, Matthews, Carolines etc. but true slavic names like Zbigniew are basically for old people only. Not to mention that retards started calling their kids "Brian" or "Jessica" in fucking Poland. Fucking globalism.

>>130769213

lrn2read.

I'm talking about Christian naming (saints), not Jewish.

And the Biblical names reflected an actual relationship with God, not just naming your child after your Jew father.

>>130768661
>>130766507
No idea who you're referring to, but you nailed my name.
Are you cold reading?

>>130766877
Solid post.

>>130766661
Dax was his surname.

>>130769543

There's no pride in anything anymore.

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>sister had a kid
>says she's naming him Jackson
>find out she spelled it as Jaxon

>>130769543

I agree.

As a Christian, I do have a certain love for saints' names. But that's also part of my Italian culture.

>If we cut ourselves off from our roots, what are we left with? A bunch of Katy Pery wannabes?

every parent who names their kid Jayden, Aiden, Brayden, Kayden or similar should be beaten thoroughly.

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>>130763914
>tfw named david

>>130763914
>How does one say Daxx?
Daks-Ecks or Dacks?

>>130769902
iktfb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

>>130766507
>the random sounds that falling silverware make,

That reminds me, I'm going to name my kid Hingle McKringleberry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss#t=39s

>>130769950

Dax. Exactly as it's spelled.

>>130768965
Except a lot of French names part of the english namong conventions since the middle-ages and the conquest of England

>>130769950
LeDashAh.

>>130769561
>Are you cold reading?

Basically, but I've always suspected my buddy Brandon lurks around here. He holds most /pol/ points of view.

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>>130769685
I'm a medfag in family practice. Can't tell you all the goddamn cringy fucking meme names that I see on the whiteboard
>braylyn, Brooklyn, alyanna, Alayna
>Jaxon, Jaxyn, Caleb, Dakota, Axyl
>mfw

>>130769543
The eternal Anglo strikes again

>>130769546

The only name you actually said in your post was Moses, the most Jewish name on the planet.

>>130769950
Like axe with a D.

>>130770156
>Lucien
>Griffin
>Xandir

I almost feel sorry for those kids, then I remember they're going to grow up to be just like their parents.

>>130770200

Oh, point taken.

This is what I meant:

>She named him Moses, saying, "I drew him out of the water."

I'm not saying just name your children Moses, but that in the olden days, names actually meant something.

>>130763914
>spell name wrong on purpose to be special
>get mad when someone spells it the normal way
how does someone this retarded even function?

>>130770156

Yikes.

>>130770453

They don't think, they just do it and let others try to figure out wtf went wrong.

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>>130763914
it started in Bahia, Brazil. You could always tell if someone was from Bahia because they would have a name you had never heard before. Not only spell different but have to sound different.

I....named my kid Anakin.....

>>130770682
for shame, anon

>>130770453

>>130767259

>>130766507
Quality post

>>130770156
Caleb and Dakota are normal names, though.

>>130770682
...so you're pigeonholing him into being a whiny, spoiled bitch?

>>130770734
My daughter's name is Redfield, like from the Resident evil games. Thought it had a good ring to it. But my boy dont get bullied. He likes it

>>130770185
The eternal anglo should really be the eternal American.

>>130770682
hahaha your kid's gonna shoot up a school.

>>130767560
This, it's such a waste. Like branding your children as trash from the very start.

>>130769384
It's an English name, it would be absolutely fine in an anglophone country

>>130770682

It's treason, then.

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>130770126
Ah, I see.
Unlikely I'm whoever you're thinking of; don't know many Italians, and none who claim active Christianity.

>>130770682
I wanna name my daughter Ava....or rose....is that bad?

>>130769384
For Anglo countries nothing but in my country its just a weak name given to a weak child by weak hipster parents

>>130763914
>Phantom XxdarkblazerDaxxxX summoned

>>130769387
I know he was a real kike.

>>130770156
Try working in paediatric A&E

The UK has a current trend for "x-mae"

Gracey-mae, Darcy-may etc.

Worst I have seen is a "khaleesi" though, those parents/ single mother should be shot

>>130771330
Nigga my next kid im having in January is gonna be named "Spok"

>>130763914
xXxDaxxScrubKillerxXx

>>130766507
You spelt ((((pop culture)))) wrong.

>>130770363
Ancient Greek names were also meaning really cool stuff, like Democritus=judge of the people, Aristotle=perfect in completion , Alexander=the one who fends away/defeats men etc etc

>>130771330
Go for Rose or Rosie.

>>130768578

What a shame.

>Being redpilled does legit suck sometimes.

>>130771413
What's the problem, Drogo?

>>130771413
>khaleesi
As in from Game of Thrones? Jesus...

>>130767440
Joran > Curzon > Ezri > Lela >>>>>>>>>> Emony > Audrid > Torias > Verad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jadzia

Names I have seen

*Male
SleekE (the last E is captilized)
Dokta
Kungfu
str8tbust@
shortie B
dog1

*Female
BJqueen
Nile
Sofine
Dimund
Applebees
Oprah

>>130763914
How do you actually pronounce that? Daksks? Dakss?

>>130771547
The sad thing is that's not even the character's name, it's just their title

>>130765729
That's what bullies are for. Give a kid a stupid name he is going to become a punching bag.

>>130770682
My kids name will be The Senate.

I have a nephew who is literally named X.

my millennial cousin lives in Austin with her husband.

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What would be /pol/'s response to naming one's kid Anders Bering?

>>130768359
You're posting from the Bearenstein timeline

>>130771699
>putting Nile in there like it fits with BJqueen
perfectly good name

>>130763914
>Dacksecks

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>>130763914
Jadzia>Ezri

>>130771699
Nile is almost Niles, the most patrician Frasier character. Somehow i don't think that was the aim though right?

I've seen "L-Jay" spelt exactly thus. I asked and apparently the L didn't stand for anything. If you want to call your kid LJ just call him Laurence Joshua or something and shorten it ffs; L-Jay is sentenced to never becoming anything better than a street level weed dealer

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>>130763914
Neither, weird names have always been a thing.

Sons name is Canon
Means
>Young Wolf
Also the Canon is the measure of perfection in the art world and Biblical canon refers to the Bible being the measure of perfection.

I didn't want to do a generic name for him and it's a strong name imho also everyone so far likes it. He's only 3 though.

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>>130771699
and you say you don't have a nigger problem.

>>130763914
good saxon names like ethel or edward. Or to mix it up good viking names like bjorn or bjork. Anything else would seem a pisstake

>>130772166
all my wife's family are plants though

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>>130766877
>tfw I did the xXx meme when whatever username I wanted was taken.

>>130772069
Nile as in the river.

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I wouldn't know what to name my kids. My entire extended family lives in Europe, mostly serbia. I feel inclined to give them a Slavic name that would also work in English. Too bad my last name is impossibly difficult for anyone here to pronounce. I can't imagine marrying a woman who would take my name and not be able to pronounce it.

Rate these names:
Ana
Matej
Alice

>>130763914
Some people are just retarded. I went traditional with my daughter.

>>130767560

Can't read the names "Jayden/Kayden/Graden/" etc without thinking of grubby hands and snotty noses

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>>130772298
>when you can't think of anything original so you become a skrublord
Happens all the time i'm afraid.

>>130763914

Should have just named him xXxSSJ3Sephir0thxXx and been done with it.

>>130769851
Hayden is a legit old English name.

Had one friend that named his son "Hayden", another that named his kid 'brayden", another friend named his sone "cayden" ...

I don't hang around those guys any more.

I used to work at a bakery and had to write on cakes sometimes. White trash people have the worst fucking names.

Xavier being spelled Exzavur was probably the worst one.

>>130765595
Kleinfelter

>>130772076
#baz
The original source of the hashcode?

>>130771699
>str8tbust@
Straight-t-bust-at?

>>130770936
Dipshit. I hope your little girl gets pegged by the nearest yardape. Her father is obviously a dipshit.

>>130763914
little motherfucker got a Star Wars name wtf

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>>130770838

>>130767560
My name is Maximilian.

I was named after my great grand father, a recipient of the Iron cross in ww1.

>>130772129
...as in Kaanon, or Cannon, in pronunciation?

If the latter, you do realize that's a term Star Wars nerds fight over, yes?

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>>130772129
>everyone likes it

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>>130763914
>tfw first name Eric but only ever called by my middle name
>Fucking Haden

At least its not what my mother wanted, Joshua

eweww I cringe thinking about it

>>130768490
Just because somebody has the name doesn't make it uncommon

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>>130772166
>bjork

Abcde

(Ab-sid-EE)

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>>130771451
"Spelt" is a grain. The past tense of "to spell" is "spelled".

>>130771699
Docter Dokta, tell me the news
I got a BAD CASE OF LOVIN' JEWS!

>>130772950
If he's referring to biblical canon, then it's pronounced like the gun.

>>130768891
Yeah right. Bet yo are acalled "John Smith" or something like that you LOOOOSER!

Everyone knows your uniqueness resides in your brand and making marketable your "assets".

>>130773182
Doctor*.

Jesus. I need sleep.

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>>130763914
>>130768393
Jadzia best Dax but Ezri a cute

>>130773101
Actually spelt and spelled are both correct.

>>130772688
lol that's a syndrome

>>130772783
pronounced straight bust AH

interestingly the niggers seem to be very specific about how their names are pronounced even if they can't spell them.

mr. buster actually had a lot of problems that most computer systems do not allow symbols and numbers when entering names. So he sort of just made up new spellings for them but insisted everyone pronounce the correct way.

Another thing I see a lot is niggers trying to name themself a copy writed word because they think it will get them money. One of them wanted to name his son "Star Wars" because he was convienced it would cause his son to receive royality checks instead of George Lucas. Often times the hospital tells them they can't do that but sometimes they make such a fuss it happens anyway. Usually they end up in court and have their name legally confiscated.

The "Applebees" girl though worked out a deal. She got a tattoo of the restaurent on her face and in exchange gets to keep her name and receive a $100 yearly gift certificate to the restaurant.

>>130773101
There is nothing wrong with spelt.

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>>130766507

>>130773274
>>130773316
My English teachers can all go suck a dick, then.

>>130772129
>>130773197

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canon

>>130773182
Kek'd and screencapped

>>130773445
Ugh. Please don't. Not with that awful fucking typo. I'd rather it be forgotten to time.

>>130773406
I know what canon is. Starwars nerds use it in the same fashion as the church.

>>130772428
Alice is quite nice.

Im a moor so Im also faced with the same difficulties.
Im thinking Sarah.

>>130770337
One of my neices named her boys Xander and Maverick. Another named her son Damien, specifically to stick it to her father, my brother, a huge christfag. These fucking retards are my blood.

>>130773057
It's a French name and consistently makes the top 600 baby names for males in the US. Sometimes even more frequent than that, top 400-500.

I'd say that counts as uncommon.

>>130773578
>Maverick
Just why.

>>130771699

>dog1

Good of them to distinguish him from dog2

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>>130773549
Nevar

>>130772428
That's all the worse when you family name is foreign, long AND uncommon.

>Over 20 fucking characters
Kill me.

>>130773578
I have 2 nephews & a niece; Xander, Jaron, & Aurora, respectively. I feel your pain.

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It's a sign if rebellion. In Japan it's becoming more and more widespread, they even have a name for it (DQN names).
Examples from the image:
箱女 (box girl) read as Pandora
にゃあ (nyaa) meow
大地 (earth) read as Terra
心 (heart) read as Heart (in english)
星の玉子様 Egg of the stars
虎王 (tiger king) read as Lionking

>>130763914
Americans are de-evolving into primates. It's a cultural thing.

Or maybe absence-of-culture thing, idk

>Be Burger
>family is outlandishly german
>decide to give me german name
>Dietrich
>they take an already unique name and fuck it up with one of those bullshit spelling changes

Kill me.

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>>130773761
>Pandora

>>130773922
So you just introduce yourself as "Derek", right?

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>>130771699
>BJqueen
>Applebees

>>130773549
Welcome to hell. I'm gonna spam it in all threads too

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>>130773934
im hungover, shitting my guts out and am dehydrated AF and you just made me feel almost better with that, thanks anon.

>>130769213
fuck off schlomo

>>130773637
Musta been all those Top Gun reruns as a kid.

>>130773973
Nope, I go by "Dee."

Can't do D. because that's what fags frat boys, so people will just ask me
>Isn't that a girls name?
Yes, I'm a trendy hipster that uses the name of the wrong gender. Fuck off it's 2017.
Then they just ask what it stands for and I have to go through the whole ordeal explaining my name anyway.

>>130773922
>Dicktrick? Is that you?

>>130773564
I imagine the worst being if your wife is Asian and you want to have the kids name also work in their characters.

>>130774156
At least the meaning of the name is cool.
"Leader of the people".

I know a guy called Liviu, which means "Envious".

>>130773922
At least you will die rich

>>130772688
Kek

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>>130774166

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>>130769384
>>130771014
>tfw you really like the name James but can never use it to name your children because your last name is Brown

>>130774224
Hahaha, my name would be like 25 characters in Japanese. FML.

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>>130774166
>Dicktrick

Even a middle name is overboard, myself and my kids don't have middle names or degenerate sounding first or second names.

>>130774619
>Not having 3 middle names

>>130774619
whats a second name if not middle name? Surname/last name?

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>>130770156
>>130770337

Lucien, Griffin, and Alayna are all proper anglo names, you fucking pakis

Most the people from my greek orthodox church are named after pagan gods and mythology

(Which I think is fucking badass)

Have an acquaintance who named their kid Winston after the cigarette brand.

Wife and I want our future 2-4 kids to have semi-uncommon names while also avoiding playground bantz as much as possible. The possible names are

Males:
Kai
Luca
Mason

Females:
Ivette
Mara
Rose

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>>130768753
That's what you get for secularising too much.

Here the most common names are either names of saints or names of mythological heroes. The thing is that most of the time the child gets named after grand parents, it's always a decent name and just because most of our names could me from saints, we celebrate our namedays (the day of their martyrdom when they ascended), and even the mythological names were given to some minor saints so they get to have a nameday too.

Tradition keeps this degenerate shit at bay tβh fαm

>>130763914
Is the second X because her "son" is really a daughter?

>>130774974
They were before niggers started using them.

And by niggers I mean americans

>>130773761

Terra and Pandora are ok names though.

Nyaa and Eggofthestars are fucking God tier troll names.

>>130763914

Niggers have been doing it for years. It's degenerate.

>>130766507

Perfect post. As always Christian /pol/ is best /pol/.

How does /pol/ think about giving their kids traditional names?
Will the kids get bullied in school?
Thinking about naming my son Wilhelm or Siegfried.

>>130768258
That character's name was Jackson though.

Worst name I have ever fucking heard is "Skylar." Pathetic, weak fucking name. Only a faggot names his child "SKYLAR"

>>130770936
Why not Claire?
At least it's a real name, you fucking mong.

>>130771699
this reads like a list of leaked passwords

>>130773578
>Maverick
Kek. That's my dog's name.

>>130773381
Who said this?

>>130775219
>Kai
Will he have seven balls?

>everybody ITT complaining about globalist naming shit
>probably have Jewish, Greek or Roman originating name

Both my names are fucking Finnish versions of Jewish names. It's just a new wave of globalisation. Just like when we had western suits cancerously destroying local cultures now we have black trashbags spreading all over.

>>130763914
It's a nigger/apeshit crazy white famous bitch thing

>fathers name is paul
>grandfathers name was David
>my name is Adam
>wife is pregnant

What name should i call my son?

If its a girl her name will be mary, obviously

>>130775962
No. He will be a dead assassin for His Divine Shadow.

>>130768725
poo in the loo

>>130775489
Wilhelm will probably just go by Will, Siegfried could go either way.

>>130776053
Adolf H.

>>130768359
Worf didn't get cucked in that episode. He was irate because their vacation didn't involve any combat, sports, or klingon tradition. He ended up discovering a movement to fortify Risa against Dominion invasion. The movement went full retard and Worf had to fix everything.

Julian got cucked though. Julian was the biggest cuck in star trek history.

>Julian gets cucked by Captain Boday
>Julian gets cucked by a wheel chair
>Julian gets cucked by Sisko
>Julian gets cucked by Rom
>Julian gets cucked by Worf
>Julian gets cucked by Keiko
>Julian gets cucked by Worf again

In the end, Julian got to fuck Ezri, but not before getting cucked for seven seasons.

>>130763914
And soon it will be Daxxx

>>130766507

>Zbiginiew

Thank God Anglos came to give you actual good names. You're welcome.

Zbiginiew... Jesus Christ.

>>130763914
>Daxx
Go try that shit on cripplechan

>>130766507
>naming white kids after Jewish mythological and historical figures
Why?

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>>130775489
Americans don't really have traditional names, and naming my kid after Italian or German names would be a bit cringe in the US I think.

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>>130768258

You're not talking shit on Jax now are you?

>>130763914
i have seen people named north or moon, so yes

>>130768834

>spell name alex-andre

>complain when people pronounce it how it's spelled

This is why everyone hates frogs.

Are these names degenerate? They're what I'm thinking of for my kids:

Alexander, Marcus, Oliver, Lance
Dawn, Aurelia, Sarah

>>130776676
Drop Lance, Dawn and Sarah.

>>130775193

Winston is a legit name. The main character in the book "1984" is named Winston.

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I'm going to name my son Dante, when people ask I will say it's from the divine comedy. But I got it from Devil May Cry

>>130776676
>>130776807
>Drop Lance, Dawn and Sarah.
Seconding this. Also Aurelia sounds a bit old-fashioned but I think that's a good thing. It has an air of class to it.

>>130776807

Lance is an uber-chad name, who doesn't want an uber Chad name?

Also is Oliver a common name in Finland? It's been in my family a few generations and it comes from a Finnish man, but it really doesn't sound Finnish at all.

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A girl I used to work with had a few kids.

>Boy
Kaiden
>Girl
London
>Girl
Sienna

I also knew a Daxx at uni. He was retarded and failed first year twice then 2nd year once before I graduated. He might still be there.

>>130775719
Like they say in the Breakfast Club
>Bender: Claire?
>Claire: it's a family name
>Bender: it's a fat girl's name

>>130776676
>where does my name come from, dad?
>well you were almost 'lance' but a bunch of autistic neonazi neets on an anime imageboard told me it was degenerate
I doubt you have to worry about having kids any time soon.

>>130776676
I'm thinking of:
Girls:
Victoria, Lizzie/Elizabeth, Jilly, Eleanor.
Boys: Tommy/Thomas, Alfred, Jack, Harry.

>>130768965
That kind of sucks because me and my sister have french names.

>>130777480
Samantha is the most fat girl name though right?

>>130777542

Alfred and Eleanor, drop those.

Those are old fashioned as fuck.

>>130770838
Dakota is the name of two states, girls named dakota are all whores. Dakota isnt a normal name you trash.

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>>130769213
shut up juden

>>130770363
How did those names find meaning?

>>130771413
>Worst I have seen is a "khaleesi" though, those parents/ single mother should be shot

Shit, some ultra liberal exfriends of mine named their son Tywin. What makes it funnier is that the mother conceived whilst on heroin and that her ex dealer is the father and not her cuck husband

>>130777542
Top tier names mate.

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>>130777542

Victoria is a great name.

Alfred has great context but it just doesn't sound aesthetic IMO. It could work though, maybe as a middle name or something.

gee daxx, how come your mom lets you have two x's?

>>130766964
Names a barista on minimum wage can't spell are nigger-tier

>>130777636
The most fat girl name I know is Dawn. Every Dawn I have ever met has been obese and smelled bad, from kids in school when I was growing up, to coworkers. Closely followed by Claire.

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my qt3.14 gf and I sometimes talk about what were going to name our future white children.

I wont allow any degenerate misspelled meme names, nigger names, or baby names like ryder or oliver because its going to be a fucking adult one day.

we sort of agreed on Beverly if it were a girl.
tfw not sure if degenerate.

what are some non-degenerate names?

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>>130778057

Fug.

Maybe this only applies to Fatmericans though.

>>130777954
You say that, but I've met like 3 people who know how to spell "Jonathan" without help, and one of them is my mother.
It's always some silly shit like Johnathan or Jonathon.

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My family is doing fine so far.

Nephews:
Philip, Christopher, Edward, Henry

Nieces:
Anne, Irene

>>130768359
Swinger planet was from TNG

>>130771854
i lold thanks bro

>>130766507
Top post.

>>130766507
Give me single good reason why revolting against organized religion is a bad thing.
Humans can find morality inside of themselves and crave order without God.

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I'm naming my daughter nigger

>>130778156
It's hearing things like this that reminds me how dumb average people are

>>130778128
Yes, it definitely does. Although, to answer your previous question, every Samantha or "Sam" I know is a fucking rail. I work with one currently that looks like she would blow away in the wind. Maybe that is an American thing, too.

>>130778286

Atheists are more liberal, have fewer kids, don't work as hard and on average are whiny degenerate fags. There's no proof yet that society can maintain itself without religion, it may just be something we have to accept in one form or another, silly as it may seem.

One day they will add numbers into their kids names because its cool and shit

>>130778156
>Joe Nathan

Extra middle name!

>>130766982

what about scott with 2 t's?

looks extremely retarded with 1 t IMO

>>130778523
>>130771699

>>130778057
>Dawn
It's because they're like the sun.

>>130778286
Religion unifies.
Catholics are literally the fourteen words in terms of childbirth. Irish breed like crazy.

>>130778523
I've deleted the photo but a mother legitimately called their daughter KVIIIly. Roman numerals are halfway their. They were from Loganlea QLD though

Traditional names are nice to see. Better than those screwed up kids from Hollywood parents, named after fruit or colors.
Apple and Blue for example.

>>130778592
It's a good family name.

>>130778323
I like you

>>130777654
Old is good. They can be for anyone. With a name like Kaiden everyone will assume you're a chav. With a name like Alfred or Victoria you could be anything from a bin man to a king/queen. Alfred/Alfie/Al Victoria/Vicky/vick

>>130777919
I was thinking because it can be shortened to Alfie.

My mum always said that if it's a name anyone can have it works, or if it's a name ever used in British Royalty or aristocratic families it will hold its value

>>130776053
Simon? Peter? Zachary?

So are most dumb names done by literal niggers? If so then this plague will be contained and minimized by its very nature

>>130776561
Not my fault you can't roll your R's.

>>130777015
in fairness, thats where devil may cry got their naming conventions from as well (but i'm sure you knew of the game before the book)

>>130778057
Its Kim/Kimberly to me. I know 3 kimberlys. 1 had an attitude problem, was fat and stank of old mackerel, another was just fat and the final one was "big boned" and had a downie face without the downs

>>130774034
Somebody do the turkish kid on the beach edit

>>130778171
I'm angry at my sisters (and I guess mine too) future brother in-law. Named his kid Logan after wolverine

>>130763914
The reason is that she was fucking two guys named Xavier when she had him.

>>130779129
Logan is a strong good name, too bad they named em for the wrong reasons.

>>130763914
I'm a 46yr old cock. I have 5 grandkids. All with normal names. 4 Biblical and one after me.
And no faggots. I shouldn't be doing something else. It's either /pol or family feud

>>130777925
good meme

>>130778109
>Beverley

Fucking hell you don't realize how degenerate that is?

When i went traveling in america i used to play a game where id pretend my name was one of the gym leaders in pokemon

fun times

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>>130770682

>>130775219
hopefully its a girl

>>130780116
Kek

>>130763914
Nothing will ever beat Tula Does The Hula In Hawaii, which was brought to light about a decade ago.

>>130767259
This

>>130775219
Every kid I knew called mason either didn't shower or was a fat chav.

If you name your kid kai you may as well just sign away a future

>>130763914
If I ever have kids one day

boy: Frank, Raymond, Kevin, John/Johnny, Jim/Jimmy, Eddie/Eddy

Girl: Ellie (really banking on a son(s))

Frank and Raymond are family names so they mean alot to me as well

>>130765095
underrated

>>130776676
>>130776807
Most Sarah's I've met are decent people.. It's classic, I wouldn't cross it out. Lance and Dawn baka tho. Also it would be hard to become successful as a Marcus.

I was almost named Merlin, after the rolls Royce spitfire engine, not the wizard. Horatio was also on the table (guess my surname) but fortunately they realised that no matter the provenance, without being in a private school I would have been single and bullied forever

>>130780571
Nelson?

>>130768834
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gonna troll my Alexandre friends with that one

>>130780541
Most Sarah's I know were decent too. One was my gf from 15-22. Though she ended up a cunt. I blame that on her (((degree))) though. She was almost a Chelsea, which probably would have put me off.

You can sometimes judge a person on their name due to how it reflects their parents and therefore their upbringing.

Dix sukem https://youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo

>>130780648
Exactly, could you imagine growing up with the name Horatio Nelson? It would have been cool had I not just been nicknamed Mandela at school despite being a pale cunt

Names come from the heart of culture.

If the heart of your culture is new, shallow, and contrived, rather than refined through thousands of years of reconsideration, then your children's names will be so terrible.

If you want to be fresh pay homage to the lesser known aspects of your culture and keep it alive.

I meet so, so many tylers these days and am glad that they were given an old english name instead of a milennial "original" like "skyelar"

>>130780813
I always chuckled at the name Horatio Nelson, dont know what it is but even now im cracking a grin about it.

I was almost named fucking Joshua Haden (surname) but Im Eric Haden. I was always called Haden so Eric doesnt even make up for it.

Although I have a cool Anglo AF surname and everyone naturally call me by my last name or my nickname from school, Gator.

I've named two people.

Aksel & Ivar.

How'd I do?

>>130780996
Where did Gator come from?

>>130769543
To be fair, the greatest Pole of all time was called John.

>>130781157
Really goofy class clown ginger kid and I always would one up eachother in goofy class clown shit.

He bet me I wouldnt say and convince the teacher on the first day my name was Gator, I did and within a week had people I barely/didnt know calling me Gator.

It caught on big and stuck with me. Also we were convinced the half gook teacher was literally retarded because she no shit believed me.

>>130780996
>>130781157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO_JNY2k7vA

>>130781342
Lol this and the Burt Reynolds movie White Lightning and Gator played the choice with that.

Just don't name them by creating new words and don't name them with something that will make creative kids calling them names.
My friend's name is antonia and everyone has been calling her 'anton' for ages
Same with dicky, he's never been a dicky, just a 'dick'

>>130777526
el keko

>>130781321
his birth name was Karol but your point stands

>>130768938
>noe
>It's pronounced Noel white boy
>No L

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>wanted to name my daughter Freya and my son Kain for the longest time

Not so sure on Kain anymore desu.

>>130782410
I was actually talking about Sobieski but JP's a hero too.

>>130770156
The worst is taking a somewhat normal name and spelling it absolutely retarded.
>Jackson - > jaxon
>Axel -> Axyl

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>>130773182

>>130776053
Paul allen

>>130782857
>axel
>somewhat normal name
Bloody yanks

How libshitted is the name Noelle?

I really wanna name my daughter that if I have a daughter.

>>130783139
I mean its not normal, but at least you have people like Axel Rose who make it kinda cool.

>>130775219
Terrible. All terrible. Kai in particular will have caucasian dreadlocks...

>>130763914
I've heard a Dakota. I understand if you was born there (Sorta) but why name your kid after a state in a country you're not even from?