Dear /pol/ How do I wean myself off of the Mexican Jew? They

Cut hor hande uff

stop being a poorfag

>>130761687
They're not that good, come one.

>>130761687
Fuck this is a good question

Idk if I can vote for Trump in 2020 if he makes guacamole $10 a bowl

If they were "good" people would eat them plain. They have to be mixed with 3 or 4 other ingredients to be considered "tasty". Hell, I could mix dog shit with tomatos, limes, and onions and it would taste decent too

Should've voted for Jeb if you wanted cheap avocados

>>130761687
Wtf? They cost lije 60 cents here in Idaho

>>130761687
>work in wagecuck restaurant
>for every good avocado have to throw away 2 rotten ones
>never feel the need to eat the nasty shit
Seriously why does avocado need to be on fucking everything we eat now it tastes like mushy garbage

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>>130761687
other the for guacamole how do you guys eat them ? what's mexicos end game getting us hooked on them

>>130761687
Grow your own tree. The things fucking plop out like weeds.

"oh but i live somewhere cold"

Bitch build a one tree greenhouse, 12 feet tall, 10 feet in radius, 6 or 8 sides, squares are for squares. and keep your branches in check

Sell all the extra avocados as "mexican jews" at your local farmer's market. "proudly grown, organically, orgasmically, no GMO, small batch, indie, here in can-an-nan-an-a-da."

And charge 3-4 dollars per. Profit.

>>130762600

I spread it on hot toast and it's delicious. They have also contributed to my gainz and my dick has gone from 4 to 6 inches since I started eating them 6 weeks ago. Truly a magical fruit

>>130762600
same can be said about every food on the planet in its raw form with nothing added

ever had unseasoned boiled plain chicken breast?

>I'll never befriend Avochan

For some reaaon, this makes me feel genuine sadness

>>130761687

$4????????????

>>130761687
>Never Tried it on some toast.

>>130761687
$4???

oh a leaf...

you shouldn't be eating produce that doesn't naturally grow in your country

>>130762600
>If they were "good" people would eat them plain

But I do.

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>>130761687
>eating boogerfruit

>>130763098
>Mexicans
>people

Pick Juan

>>130762945
Why are you comparing meat to a fruit? You boil any meat and it's gonna be boring and bland as fuck

>>130762955
You know Avocado means testicle right?
>So Avochan can be accurately translated as Testi-chan

>>130762889
you put them on tacos, with eggs, on a burger, in a smoothie etc

>>130762600
>They have to be mixed with 3 or 4 other ingredients to be considered "tasty"
>being this fucking pleb

>>130762600
I do. They're high in fat and calories. Great breakfast.

>>130762600
I eat them plain, on rye toast. 1 avocado per piece of toast, can easily eat 2.
Fucking bread is expensive too.

how can hipsters live without avocado toast? invest in avocado futures now

>>130761687

top kek
$0.50 each here sonny

>>130762698
Underrated

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>>130762934
>my dick has gone from 4 to 6 inches since I started eating them 6 weeks ago
are you kidding?, how many do you need to eat?

>>130761687
Move to socal

>>130763426
dude

>>130762475
>>130761687
YOU
SHOULD
HAVE
CLAPPED

>>130763056
fuck this made me laugh

>>130761687
Are these some kind of exotic kiwi? 4$ is a lot for a fruit.

Jeb.... that you?

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>>130761687
Get a tree nigger. If you are poor you should already be gardening. It's the only way you are going to be able to eat decently without having the high fructose Hebrew pumping through your system at all times.

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> Mexican Jew

Nice.

>>130762721
Food is fucking expensive here. At the discount cheap ass grocery store, they were on sale for $2 each. I stocked up.

>>130761687
$4 for 6 delicious, perfectly ripe ones at Costco you trumptard moran.

Leave whatever backwater shithole you live in and move to civilization.

$4?! I can get them for less than $2

>>130763587
wat are your dick gains so far?

>>130761687
Grow your own. Perfect if you have 20 years to spare. I have about 90 on my roof as we speak.

>>130763317
Plain on rye toast isn't plain then is it

>>130762316
They're a good source of [nutritional fill-in-the-blank]. "Health foods" always have gratuitous amounts of avochan.

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>>130762921
fuck man if I lived in the south west I would have a grove of the things

heard a story recently some hipster was constantly robbing a guys tree so the home owner waited for him came out with a gun and shot the guy .

>>130761687
>$4 each
Jesus Christ they are $1 here.

>>130762316
>They're not that good, come one
this. they only serve as a bland base for adding stuff that does taste good.

>>130761687
i dont even eat these and im castizo. if you need fats in your diet eat butter or olive oil like a white man.

>>130761687
>cost $4 each
What the fuck? They are ~6€ for a kilo here.

>>130763056

I don't know where the fuck he buys his avocados, maybe Nunavut?

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>>130761687
you can get a bag of 15 for $5 at a local fruit stand

>>130762721
2 for a $1 here in Georgia

>>130761687
drop a ripe one in a blender , add coconut milk (full fat), cacao powder, liquid stevia, ginger , vanilla extract and blend.. put in the fridge ( or for leafs you can just put it outside) and chill ..

>>130763907
this niggers in the yukon territory, sled dogs deliver them

>>130763943
too many niggas shop at Whole Foods or other Rich White Women Food stores

>Not going to the Mexican grocery store and buying them 10/$3

Ficking nubs

>>130762960
Loblaws. Southern Ontario university town.

>>130763786
if he'd done things properly, you'd have never heard about it

>>130761687
> $4 each
What the fuck. We can buy one kilo with 4 usd.

>>130763426
You chinks are so easily spotted.

>>130763793
you seem to be a fucking moron, no hate brah.

Upon reflection, you seem like a treasonous subhuman cur, so fuck you and your blood family. I hope you die.

Have a pleasant evening!

>>130763426
>eat
Dick gains don't come from eating them

>>130764186
>put in the fridge and chill
So at what point do you get them out? Or is it only to appease the refrigirator gods?

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>>130761687
>mexican jew
There's an avocado species that's grown in florida, and it packs way more nutrition you stupid idiot

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Buy an avocado tree!

>>130761687
MODS
>Literal politics.

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>>130764451
i beg your pardon, did you say "cur" ?

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>>130761687
holy shit you're a faggot

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>>130762316
>>130763793
Fuck you! Avocados are fucking delicious!

>>130764604
Looks horrible

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>>130763587
>tfw I don't have a dick

>>130764601
I would say a few hours would suffice... so you can't be a nigger who lacks the capacity to think and plan ahead... you have to make it then wait to enjoy it unlike rape culture.

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>>130761687
Stop being poor, you faggot. I can afford dozens of these fuckers every day even though I only earn moosebucks

>>130764887
Oh jeez I replied to myself.

>>130765200
*multiple personality disorder detected*

>>130761687
>cost $4 each
Where the hell are priced at $4/ea?

They're like $0.75 at this fruit stand in Richmond near the Exxon on No. 6 rd.

>>130763907
Loblaws. Idk if they're priced differently at different stores.

>>130764186
That sounds delicious, actually. Thanks.

>>130762934
You have just discovered why latino dick is the thickest

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>>130761687
Of course it's a Canadian that's addicted to nigger ball fruit.

>>130765291
No, even worse- I'm on my phone.

Plant a tree you dumbfuck. I have two hass avacado trees and haven't had to buy one in 10 years

>>130761687


They cost .88 cents each here in northern California. I was just at the supermarket today, in fact.

>>130765802
who the fuck has balls the size of avocados??

>>130765390
Yeah, I'm in Ontario but I guess I should stop being lazy and look further afield and stop being so dependent on chain grocery stores.

They are 69c in california

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>>130766049
Obviously not low t betas like you.

>>130761687
I buy them at 1 dollar the kg, it can be less if I buy more than 3 kg.
>>130764638
You need two

>>130761687
Buy the regular avocado. They're like .80$ each, or 1.75 for 3.

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>>130761687
$4????? I pay $0.25 who is jewing you?

>>130761687
They're $1 for organic in GA and SC. Wow leafs are cucked.

>>130766146
i came all over your moms false teeth last night and drowned her and her final words were "why was my son a faggot?"

>>130766415
>Says the guy from below the border

Are you just plain dumb?

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Avochan might be a anthropomorphic bollock.

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>>130763317
>I eat them plain
>but not really

>>130763350
>here
>fascist flag
what did he mean by this

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>>130766498
Joke's on you, my mom died in a violent freak car accident before I was born.

>>130762600
I unironically eat avocados plain. I just eat out of the halved fruit with a spoon. If you think they are bland you're probably a nigger or a smoker.

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>AVOCHAN

what do they mean by this?

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>>130761687
_ ____ __ ____ _______tm!

>>130761687
avocados are $4 in canada? they are like fucking 50 cents here in america, in season.

>>130761687
Plant a tree on your backyard that yields a lot of em

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>>130768632
I'm in Minnesota you 3rd world Nigger
>mfw love key lime pies
>"you can grow a tree and put it out in the summer and bring it in when it gets cold"
>baby and tend that motherfucker like it's my real child
>2 years later get 1 wrinkly dick lime
>get an ice storm one august night
>dead
Fuck you

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>>130769695
dude you're supposed to cover your plants
I have a small one of these above my garden

>>130763786

Justified. I have two trees, one is about 12 feet tall, the other about 40. I still don't have enough of the delicious sweeties.

Literally green butter you fat fuck

>not planting multiple avocado trees in your yard

>not selling them for massive profits

>>130762945

>ever had unseasoned boiled plain chicken breast?

I'm white, so yeah...

>>130761687
I have like 60 trees and more avocados than I know what to do with. Come pick them for me, snow beaner, and you can have as many as you want

>muh guac

>>130761687
>leaf bait thread
>100+ replies

fuck modern /pol/

>>130764277
>shopping at loblaws while in school
>living in London Ontario
>thinking it's a university town and not a college town

Take another lap kiddo

>>130762921
Takes at least 5 years for a tree to bear fruit and most Hass cultivars are creating via grafting. Also depending on where you live you will probably need to pollinize the tree (which are real big trees) by hand. Good luck.

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>>130762600
I hear ya. I eat my salt plain and on the block.

Who the fuck needs steak or potatoes, or any of that sissy crap when you can just eat some rock.

>>130771724
I thought it was salmon. Actually avocado goes really well with salmon.

>>130764805
Meh. They have no flavor and are bad for your cardiovascular system. May as well eat a 1 pound bacon sandwich with cheese.

>>130762945
That's how white people eat them. It's literally how I do.

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>>130771859
When you mix ingredients and add heat, that is called "cooking".

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Time to crank up the hipster dial and trigger some mexicans

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>>130770476
Okay
>brb guys- gonna go buy a net to cover the avocados

>>130761687
Grow your own...

>>130761687
Buy the brazilian one.

>>130763211
Fuck off faggot, meat is fucking delicious even plain.

T. Chef

>>130772579
Well, you are a shit chef.

>>130761687

>ITT people who don't like fiber

>>130761687
Just don't fucking eat them Jesus fucking Christ act like it's an addiction instead of a matter of will power.

>>130762889
Salt and pepper, by itself or n toast or with eggs

>>130762945
>unseasoned boiled plain chicken breast
Hey, that stuff is pretty tasty as it is you fucking mongoloid.

>>130769695
>Minnesota
why the fuck are there so many of us on /pol/
507

>>130767593
.50c is like 3 dollar Canadian plus tax

>>130761687
>AVOCHAN

Kawaii sugoii~~


Seriously, why americans add mascots to every single thing.

>>130773778
218 here. Dunno.

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>>130763793
>these plebs will never know the pleasure of eating a raw avocado with a little olive oil, salt, and pepper

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>>130761687
Sell your house. Avocados for life!

>>130776534
im fully invested in avocados. when do I sell??

>>130777012
Most people think you should just sell when you think avocados are going for a good price. But you really need to pay attention to the housing market too.

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>>130761687
Is it true Americans and Euros stab themselves when removing the seed from the avocado

Living in a tropical country and having your own avocado tree in your backyard , seriously the ones that grow in my tree are delicious as Fuck , we end up with a whole crate when we cut them

>>130779386

Yeah I'm sure the cheap avocados make living in El Savador worth it.

Just don't step on a landmine on your way to pick avocados.

>>130779506
What are you talking about?
Why would I have landmines on my backyard?

>>130771724
Hate to break this to you but salt should taste good to you on its own. You're an animal and if just raw salt tastes bad you should get your head checked.

>>130761687
They are literally $.50 here wtf dude

>>130777161
Why the fuck did you cut the seed in half?

>>130779888

You don't even need to touch the seed just cut around it

>>130777161
or, you know, just tap the seed with the knife, which will bite into the seed enough for you to twist and pop it out easy.

>>130762945
Actually yeah, from a good chicken it's good meat however you eat it. Meat works like any other food.

Grow a plant in poor soil and treat it like shit and it will be small, chewy, bland and tasteless.

Good meat doesn't even taste that bad raw. I accidentally ate raw chicken once, thinking it was already cooked (breaded) since it was warm from sitting near a grill in the sun. First I thought "hey, this is pretty good, a little chewy though", then I looked down and saw the blueish pinkish flesh and smelled the glass of milk smell chicken has.

Didn't get sick but would do it again if my immune system could definitely cope

>>130761687
Unfortunately, you live in Canada and can't grow them your fucking self like a real man. How the fuck do people not grow their own food.

>>130761687
Is this a new meme or something? Probably the new "BACON XDDDD"

>>130780270
literally so many avocados on trees in my town that they rot on the ground

do people not grow trees anymore?

>>130761687
>4$ for avocado
Thats insane

>>130763776
Theyre great for decent shits
Added one to my daily diet for some time, shits were never more comfortable

>>130761687
are avocado farmers really trying to shill their fatfruit on /pol/ with a cute anime avocado girl

also where the fuck are avocados $4 they're like 99 cents each

>>130761687
>buy avocado when not ripe
>slowly gets a bit softer on one side, also gets a black spot there
>blackness spreads
>it's completely rotten and stinks when I open it
>somehow still fucking solid hard in a lot of spots

what the fuck is wrong with avocados

i'm never buying a non ripe one again

>>130763426
>bob chang

>>130761687
Only buy them on sale, they're 1/3 of the price then.
>>130762600
"good" doesn't just mean taste, they're extremely nutritious in terms of fats and vitamins.

Anyway, they taste great in salad or on toast. No doubt you're some American fat fuck that has had his taste buds destroyed by a diet of sugar cocos in the morning and mcburgers during the rest of the day.
How fat are you, fat body?

>>130761687

Fat people like this shit, theyre greasy, and tasteless.

You might end up just having to cut them out
http://www.shape.com/healthy-eating/healthy-recipes/avocado-shortage-coming-our-way
The world is running out of avocados, that's why they are expensive now.

Why are avocados so popular?
They literally have no taste.
I don't understand at all.
Guac is nice, but without a bunch of stuff added to it avocados just taste like nothing

>>130761687
It tastes like nothing.

Wish people would quit hyping up beaner food. Seriously add cilantro, cumin, and chili powder to anything with tomatoes in it. Ta dah, Mexican food.

>>130780504
Bacon is actually good though.
Avocados are just hipster food

>>130761687
80p ea in uk

>>130770476
you mexitards sure are masters of the agricultural arts...thanx again for all of your hard work that results in keeping food prices soooooo-o-o goddamn low....imagine how expensive the guacajews would be if we didn't have 20 million of you little brown fuckers roaming our country doing these difficult net-hanging jobs no American wants to do... at 4 dollars a unit, we should being paying Mexican laborers 2 avacados an hour in addition to sending your anchors to college for free....

don't even get me started on hanging my own drywall

>>130786530
We have the technology to fully replace every manned position in the ag industry with robots, like norway's done with shipping, we're just lacking the infrastructure to make it cost effective.
already starting though give it like 20 years, there will no longer be any economic reason to import mexicans

>>130763219
I thought Huevos was testicles...as in "if you wanna make an omlette, you're gonna break a few testicles"

Looks like my 4th grade Spanglish teacher fucking lied to me

>>130787352
Wait, what?
I thought that too

>>130787141

imagine a world without Mexicans....

we would have 20 million illegal Mexicans drawing unemployment checks for less than our unemployed americans ...seems unfair to undercut our unemployed college kids with womens studies degrees with Mexicans who won't work for less unemployment money

>>130787863
is everything in spanish testicles???

Alright. Can someone redpill me on avo or what, why it is so popular, memes aside.
It is not even healthy.

>>130787945
You know, this comes up everytime there is a thread here about AI.
The singularity will be our greatest ally when the racewar starts. White men are the singularly best suited for technology, no one else in the modern world even comes close.

>>130788058
I guess because they're expensive?

>>130762316
This is wrongthink

>>130788058
>not healthy
Are you legit retarded

>>130788170
Lmao. In California I can get 4 for a dollar.

>>130788058
They bio-degrade better than a dead gerbils and without the embarrassment in the ER....greatest breakthrough in feltching in at least ten years

well worth the four bucks

>>130761687

Are you in Sanfransico CBD or something? Even in straya you can get an avo for $2-$3

>>130761687
4 fucking dollars and thats CAD now US dollars

your economy must be fucked we can sometimes sell them at publix for about a 1.25 or 4 for 5.... often its 2 for 3.

>>130761687
oh one more thing why the fuck do we buy half our fucking tomatoes from you

our tomatoes on the vine our most popular tomato is grown in canada... like wtf who grows a tomato in canada and ships it to florida when we have perfectly good tomatoes down here

>>130762316
Its crack for leafs. We can't get enough.

You guys have tasty food. I'll give you that

.>>130762721

I live in rural Manitoba. I can shoot a moose or fish for cheaper than buying fresh groceries in this wasteland province.

>>130788662
The fuck is publix

>>130788444
Yeah but it has been around forever. Just wondering why it's suddenly became so popular.

>>130789217
Become*

>>130788831
but you leafs can get hockey pucks for about 3 for a buck and they are just as nutritious

>>130789392
when I was young I always used to think hockey pucks were chocolate covered ice cream cookies for some reason

never eaten an avocado and don't want to eat one ever

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>>130761687
I don't understand how people eat these fucking things, tastes like butter that's been in the fridge half covered for two years and has the texture of soggy bread.

>waaah I can't eat a fucking avocado
Grow up, cuck. I've never eaten an avocado and I'm well and alive.

>>130789563
Now this is the proper attitude! Fuck avocados.

>>130789577
A lot of foreign cultures have foods that seem nasty to us, and are designed with the natives in mind.
Like that one god awful paste from the middle east, or how say, pickled herring seems inedible to niggers
they have their foods and we have ours

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>>130789468
me too

>>130761687
Avacados are for pussies.

>>130762721
What the niggers, here in CA they're like $2.50 each...

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>>130773624
>The white people eat bland food with no spices meme is true
Oh fuck my sides

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>>130761687
Guac is only good because you mix it with mayonnaise.
And you can make your own mayo with egg yolks, vinegar, oil, and seasonings (this way you avoid the corn syrup they put in everything these days).

>>130780702
Ship them to Cali for yuge profits

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>>130762316

That's because your avocados are shit and small, Aguacate Colombiano master race is where it's at

>>130762600
>he doesn't eat it raw
ISHYGDDT

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>>130761687
Avocados are an essential food for healthy hair growth.

Wtf I get them for 75 cents in the same area. You must be retarded OP.

>>130764526
Of course not. When you're done you gotta jam that big ass seed down your dick-hole. Once you get three or four of them stacked up in there your pecker will look like a Pringles can.

Where the fuck are Avocados 4$ each?

>>130790949
There is no mayo in guac you fucking dipshit

>>130762316

Literally the best source of vegetable fat in the world.

>>130791524
There was the way we used to make it in CA.

But if you leave out the mayo, all you have is a green, gross paste that tastes horrible, kind of like bug guts on a windshield.

Why would anyone eat that?

>>130761687
You can buy ten for five dollars on the street in California

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>>130763587
WTF, I can buy them for $99 each imported from your continent.

>>130761687
Move to colombia.
They cost 10 cents a pop there.
I lived of guac for a month there but now im a yebhead so there are tradeoffs.

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>>130764604
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzLbGssArQ
>>130764746
This is now a yeb thread!

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thread just felt uncomplete without this comic.

>>130792945
>CA

Ok that explains it

Avocado is disgusting
it's like eating plain butter

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You Leafs are getting jewed hard by the import jews. $4 a piece? Fuck! I bought four last night for 75 cents a piece.

>>130761687

Kek

>>130798705
Ehh

>>130792945
Bullshit. Nobody puts fucking mayo in guacamole. It's avocado, onion, cilantro, salt and garlic powder.
>green, gross paste that tastes horrible, kind of like bug guts on a windshield.
Confirmed for never having eaten guacamole

>>130785586
Just got an idea to put crumbled bacon into guac...

>>130761687
its probably one of the best veggies out there you faggot, very tasty, very nutritious.

>>130761687
I have a tree...free truck loads every year

I will make a huge bowl of guac today and salt it with your tears

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>$4
Holy fuck, they only cost around 50 cents where I live.

>>130798799
>Nobody puts fucking mayo in guacamole.

you put sour cream in, not mayo.

>>130801605
Eva Longoria has the best guac recipe

Thankfully I hate their taste.

>>130802134
You ever try on toasted bread with salt + lime

>>130762316
>He doesn't make guacamole con pico de gallo
You fucked up, compadre

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>>130761687
>cost $4 each.

Holy Molee, where do you live? On Baffin Island, above the Arctic Circle?

At Loblaw's Superstore they're about a buck each if you buy a bag.

Is this the Revenge of Jeb? He is making us regret the USA rejecting his Guac....

>>130761687
>faggy leaf pays $4 for a shitty avocado
>I pay $2 for 1kg/2.2 pounds

>>130761687
Why do people eat this? It's overpriced garbage. They're gross and earthy tasting.

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>>130761687

>be leaf
>hulk testicles cost 4x the amount in leaf plastic monopoly money

rake yourself