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Was Mitch McConnell in some sort of accident at some point in his life?
He doesn't look or sound normal, he looks like he spent some time in the burn ward as a patient. Something is very wrong with his face and his words all sound garbled. I'm not opposed to him politically, he just makes my stomach lurrch a bit everytime I hear him or see him talk.
His wife isn't half bad looking, God knows why she married him. Considering he's uglier than sin. I literally annot think of a soul, I've ever seen who was more cringe-wrothy to look at other than burn victims and people who have received face trans-plants, God-bless em'.
But whats up with his face and his voice? And why the fuck did his wife marry him? Was she a mail order bride?
If he looks this way naturally, please tell me he didn't have children.
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>>130756761
He came into contact with a strange ooze and then fed his pet turtle.
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>>130756761
He's been frowning all day every day since early childhood. That's the only way your jaw gets like that.
Probably an abuse victim and pedophile
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>>130756761
Yeah not gonna lie he looks like condom full of cum. I do appreciate his complete and total BTFO of Obama the Nigger Soetoro for the past 8 years and his blocking of Obamas SCOTUS pick after Obama had Scalia assasinated
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