This 10-Year-Old Is Creating A Device To Prevent Infants From

>>130728558

https://archive.is/5PTTC

I already invented one

Its called a responsible parent

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>>130728558
>At the moment, Bishop only has a 3-D clay model of the device

He knows theres wires, circuitry, receivers, and shiet inside most electronics right?

>>130728777
777 trips of truth

>>130728558
>Bishop only has a 3-D clay model of the device, but his father, Bishop Curry IV, began a GoFundMe campaign for the Oasis in January
So, he made a square out of clay... and people... people gave him $23,700... for creating a square of clay...

Well, at least I have my white privilege I guess.

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>>130728558
Nigger fuck off. This is a perfect example of a larper and a shill. Trying to draw ppl off course. With shitposting. This has nothing to do with pol/

>>130728558
>>“I got lots of help from my parents,” Bishop said.

/thread

>>130728558
So rather than telling people not to leave their kid in the car, they will feel that it is safe to do so because they have a clay cube. Great idea nigger.

>>130728558
Disgusting that ape should be a thug not someone who contributes to society.

"Signal authorities"

Who? And telling them what, exactly?

Cops are going to roll up to empty cars and smash in their windows because tyronne left he left it under a pile of empty 40s in the back seat?

We already had this thread, coon.

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>>130728558
>the niggers who are irresponsible enough to leave their own children in hot cars would be forward thinking enough to buy that device

that's "admirable" I suppose, but isn't the biggest factor with people leaving babies in hot cars that those people are generally careless and ignorant?
If someone give little enough of a shit that they broil their baby in a sedan, they aren't going to buy that shit.

>>130728558
Just another scam to get money from losers at gotfundme kickstarter, got you preferable jew scheme here.

>>130728558
Wow technology these days, what a time to be alive.

>>130728777
I have a 3-D model of this device.

>>130728558
P H Y S I C S

What does he have inside this little box that could emit enough cold air to have a real effect? Sure, compressed air cools as it expands, but you can only fit so much of it inside a box so small.

Gotta say how it works or it's just another waterseer.

>>130728558
I read this a couple days ago and can't figure out what they mean... Did he actually create something functional or just come up with the idea? How will it blow "cool" air? I assume it's just a fan in a box but I'm genuinely curious to know. Did the kid actually invent something or is this another "13 year old invents computer" thing?

>>130729626
>Just another scam to get money from losers at gotfundme kickstarter, got you preferable jew scheme here

This is correct. They ciuldnt use kick starter because they have to present a working prototype, and neet the quotas and ship the product.

But go fund me, don't matter. I could make a play doh cube and say it contqcts the spirit world and idiots would throw $25,000 at it easily.

Hmm better get to making a play doh cube.

>>130728558
Ah, problem solved. Just leave the nigglets in the car to cook. Of course! Humanity marches forward!

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>passed
>unknowingly

Stupid cunt won't take responsibility for leaving her child to roast in a car.

>>130729876
It's the latter. The kid hasn't invented shit. I really want to see how they're going to compress an air conditioning unit down to that size and how they intend to power it.

>>130729853
Perhaps the device could be larger and integrated into the car. The car could have some sort of vents, and the device could use the electricity of the car battery. Just hypotheticals.

>>130728558
Cool lifesaving device achmed.
>produces cool air by venting out CO2
>kid dies
>major recall of all devices
>produces cool air by venting out O2
>car bursts into flames
>major recall
>finally R&D decides to use air mixture
>780bars because very tiny tank
>exposed to sun it ruptures and kills the kid
At least the antenna will confirm your kid is dead so you don't have to rush back to the car.

>>130730322
His hypothetical device is basically a "smart" air condition that can communicate remotely to other smart phones via an app. I'm surprised no one invented this already. Then again, it's kind of retarded because if the air condition is working as intended there would be no reason to send an alert to the shitty parents since the car would already be adequately cooled.

>>130730544
>nigger buys niggertech
>leaves nigglet in car because it is safe
>nigglet dies because lol clay cube

>>130731026
>air conditioner

...I meant. The fermented Jew is making me retarded.

>>130729424

Oh don't worry, he'll find his true calling eventually.

>>130728558
Guise, les bild a time mochine!

>>130731770
Yeah that way they can go back in time and fly the pyramids around and kill white devils.

>>130730207
Women are not human.

>>130729876
came up with an idea, liberals sent him money because he kangs.

>>130731637
Indeed the chimp comes out when niggers hit puberty.

>>130729578
Exactly what I thought

>>130728558
>detects rising temperatures
>blows cool air
>has an antenna to alert parents and authorities
>all that shit in something that small
>clay model
I really hate sounding like /pol/ but dis nigga hella dum

>people actually gave money to a fucking kid to build this shit
wut

>>130728558
>Be junkie crackhead parent
>Forget spawn in car
>Some how remember to bring or bother to buy child saving clay square gadget
Righhht.

>>130732275

Same type of people who gave money to the Muslim that built a clock.

inb4 he pockets the $23,000

>>130728558
>device would respond to rising temperatures by alerting authorities.
So either it had the ability to sense you left your kid in the car, or you have to turn it on before you intentionally leave your kid in the car.

>>130728558
>emitting cool air
>device the size of a hockey puck
>in the volume of a car
>no discernable heat exchanger or power supply

Engineer here, the only way to "emit cool air", is by releasing compressed air.

For any meaningful results, you need a large vessel, and point it at the child. So we're talking about mounting a large metal pressurized tank, and a hose, and the necessary electronics.

Not only that, but you need to remember to deactivate it when not in use.

>>130730322
>the device could use the electricity of the car battery
Lol, run your car's AC on the battery alone, tell us all how long it works.

>>130729965
Why aren't we doing something with this?
There's plenty of innocent looking negroes on /pol/ who could win lib sympathy

>>130729124
they gave him money to pay white people to build it

>>130731026
the heat balance of an air conditioner is always positive, of course.
Since it has no exhaust on the outside, the result would be heating up the car even more.
The only way to achieve what he says is using precompressed air. While compressing, the air heats up, but you let the tank sit for a while and the temperature normalizes.
When you release the air, it cools down.
You require a lot of air to do this though.
Best solution is add monitoring to the car itself (a single thermal sensor with low resolution will do, they go for about 300 bucks), and have a backup AC start in case the temperature is too high and the car is parked, and send a message to the owner (a gsm module is less than 10 bucks and you put a card in it with 5 bucks it will last forever).

>>130732927
I told you and I will say it again,
"Guise, les build a toim mochine!"
Let's get some ideas running on this thread..

>>130733152
a 2 cent thermistor to the ECU of the car that sent a warning would be sufficent

>>130728558
>piece of playdoh
>please gib money
LOL

>>130733328
you don't want a warning each time the car gets hot.
You want a warning when something small is in the car (dog, kid) and the temperature is too high. The thermal camera isn't to get the temperature, it's to see the kid.

Its gonna be a digital thermometer hooked to a fan and a life alert bracelet.

>>130733494
dont cars have weight sensors in the all the seats for airbag deployment?

>>130728558
I don't want to be too harsh because he's a kid, but...

It's literally piece of clay made into a shape. And people have given him money for it. For a piece of clay. Made into a square.

...

>>130728558
Im gonna be honest, this was a good idea. But to get gibs for a piece of fucking playdough? No.

>>130728558
Couldn't this be done better with a thermistor that's linked to a PLC that sends an alert to your phone everytime the temperate rises over a certain amount?

>>130728558
to be fair, this nig has the right idea. Cars should have biometrics standard. It's 2017, for christ's sake, no one should be baking babies on accident anymore

>>130733666
Satan, pls stop trying to bake kids
Weight sensors mean nothing when there's a kid seat wich will make the result useless.
Also, I doubt it would read even a 8 yo kid, they're pretty light and I doubt those read anything below 90 pounds.

>~72 total deaths
>.00000023 of the population
>Clay model
>Literally worthless

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>>130729578
>falling for the (((school))) meme

>>130733700
BUH-BUH-BUH MUH NIGRISM

>>130728558
>tfw he actually makes a working time machine and goes back in time to become a kang.

What about just an electronic buckle on a booster seat that won't allow the car to be locked from the outside?

>>130733914
I've got a better idea that doesn't require you to buy anything or need extra sensors to be installed in cars. Take your fucking kid out of the car when you stop somewhere.

>>130733750
>this was a good idea.
Get proper fucked, you're missing the point.
The point is, I DARE YOU: go out, get some clay and try to bullshit your way towards $23.000.
>You can't.
>Reverse racism.

You guys are completely missing the point

Everyone knows this kids device is useless

What's going on here is an attempt to encourage this kid to become a real engineer in the future, and design real, useful shit.

>>130733972
fuck the kids, particularly this lil nigga

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>>130728558
Uncle Tomlet.

This is literally a scam, the dad knew he could use his kid to exploit money from liberal cucks. Good for him, I'm surprised nigs don't do this more often.

Niggers make me laugh

>>130728558
sounds like his parents are looking for some short term dough

>>130728558
So he made a brick to break windows?

>>130728558
thanks for the idea lil nigger, guess your gonna learn a cruel lesson about bisness

>>130728558
Is it called a thermometer? I believe those have been invented already.

>GoFundMe page update: yeah sorry we couldnt make it. thx for the gibs

>>130728558
What kind of parent that would leave their kid in a car would buy this?

>>130728558
Don't worry his fellow nigs will reign him in and make sure they beat him until he thinks and acts like they do

>>130734645
Kids "make" shit up all the time
>"hey this stick is a magic wand"

Whats going on here is some nigger dad trying to monetize on his son's stupid shit and doing it on a platform that does no background checks or returns.

Its a fucking scam.

>>130734645
If you want to give me $23,000 to make something cool, have at it. Giving a kid money to "inspire" him to do something he likely won't amount to anyway is retarded and a waste of money. You buy products, not encouragement for someone else.

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ayooo

>itt NEET anons jealous because a black child invented something they couldn't do

>>130734960
no, he made a clay model of a complex machine which only exists in theory.

>>130735210
>invented a clay bar
wow

>>130728777
Please treat this most honourable (you) with the greatest of care.

>>130735210
Yeah I'm jealous, who wouldn't be? He scammed a bunch of niggers out of $23,000, I wish I was that smart.

>>130735210
>invented
idea guys are the most hated guys in any indie game companies

>>130728558
>emitting cool air
Nigga it's called an air conditioner and it both requires power and an exhaust. What in the fuck is wrong with these people? Why would you give some black kid 20k for a stupid lump of clay and an "invention" that already exists?

>>130734655
well, the numbers have spoken.

>>130728558
>The Oasis would emit cool air. At the moment, Bishop only has a piece of clay.

>the minimum amount they’d need for prototyping and manufacturing fees, as well as a patent for the device, is $20,000.

Ok, first of all this niglet isnt making a damn thing.

Secondly, you couldn't even begin to do half of that shit with $20k

Third and most important, a hand held air conditioner with NO vent to the outside is not going to fucking happen.

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>>130732839
>>>130728558 (OP)
>>device would respond to rising temperatures by alerting authorities.
>So either it had the ability to sense you left your kid in the car, or you have to turn it on before you intentionally leave your kid in the car.

This is every bit as stupid as those "flying cars" Nigerians build out of scrap. Except at least they put some physical labor into it.

>>130732275
Same people who paid blacks to play baseball
Same people who paid blacks to make rap music
Same people who paid blacks to star in movies

DA JEWS

>>130732927

My step-son is black. Give me some good inventions I can use to get money with him.

>>130728558
You can't file for a patent if you're under 18. Fucking Huffing Glue hacks didn't do the bare minimum of research before churning this shit out.

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>>130728558
>antenna to signal parents and authorities
It's just what everyone wants. Yet another device signalling "authorities."

>3-D clay model
>Monday, has raised over $23,700
I support this wholeheartedly. I like watching leftist virtue signalers flush their money down the drain. White people are easy to manipulate thanks to high emotions.

>huffingtonpost
topkek

>>130728558
>niggers do stupid shit to kill themselves eachother
>one eventually tries to fix that

This is what every other living organism in existence has done to make it to the point we're at right now. The people who fawn over this shit are a genetic mistake.

>>130735296
>no, he made a clay model
wow, so he didnt even take the time to fire the clay to make it a proper brick.. unbelievable.

>>130728558
yo real talk this is crazy smart and you guys are just hating because of his skin???
i just.....
just literally cant understand this....
this...place
like
how??
ive been here for almost a month now and how do you people do it?
always being racist, anti-semitic, islamophobic, and hating women
is it satire?
or are you "people" literally this ignorant and jaded....
unbelievable....

>>130728558
How will it emit cool air? A miniature AC unit inside? It'll have to be bigger. What will power it? Have they considered that the hype of parent to cook their kid in a car is not the type of parent who will buy such a device in the first plan.

>>130735047
aaand /thread

>>130728558
Shorty wannabe a thug

>>130730207
To be fair her child was moved beyond life

>>130736154
His parents might be able to patent for him/ steal the money if anything makes profit. Assuming they don't just steal the funds from gofundme.

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>>130728612

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>>130728558
THANKS OBAMAS SON
Nice mini a/c unit
Or wait let me guess it's going to be a fucking gas station fan

>>130729486
>look in window
>don't see any babies
>leave car alone and ticket person for false call

>>130728558
Kind of dumb to put your idea out there for anyone to steal before it's even patented.

>>130736266
your not meant for this life, you are a fucking normie get the fuck out of here.

>>130730207
She should have been burned to death

According to the explanation that Huffingtonpost gave, the thing would go off whether a child was in the car or not. Not to mention it would require power, which if the car was off, the device wouldn't get any, making it do jack shit. And if it uses a battery of some sort, think about it like this: if a parent is irresponsible enough to leave their child in the hot car, why do you think they'd remember to put batteries in a device that will supposedly take the responsibility off of their shoulders?

>>130737198
>Leave baby in sun
>Make it solar powered on window
It's just a cheap solar watch battery fan that's all his idea is

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>>130729486
**BEEP BEEP**
**BEEP BEEP**
**BEEP BEEP**
>Dindu: ey mayn you gawtta break intow that car ma son is in there
>Police: yes ma'am, which specific automobile is it
**BEEP BEEP**
>D: NIGGUH ISS THat NIce SHINY bEAMer Over Theyrrre niggggreuh
**BEEP BEEP**
>P: ma'am I don't believe your son is in that car
**BEEP BEEP**
>D: shUT uP FUCKin craACkER
>D: Ma soN speNT 12 yeArs maKin thAt inVentION
>D: nOW get ME the CAR MUthafuCKer

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>>130728558
So this kid builds a machine that has the ability to call police if I fuck up and leave kid? So let me get this straight...
>Be black
>See this in store
>Says it can contact police and only for 49.99
>Buys it
>Leaves kid in car
>Cops show up
>See kid and smash window, killing kid by glass
>Come out
>Cops there
>Gets shot cause black
SSHHHEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT

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ITS JUST THIS
IT ALREADY EXISTS

I will say, that every car should have an emergency 911 button for kids trapped/people kidnapped. Most cars with onstar have this. However this kids shit is an obvious scam.

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>>130728558

Human stupidity is something that is not possible to fix.

A sensor that could open up the window's if the Car/Vehicle got too Hot, CO2 filled & Smoke filled would be a much more effective device.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

People need to stop interfering in Darwinism; stop saving babies and children. If they died then the genetics which cause parents to leave their unattended babies in baking cars would not exist to begin with. LET. THEM. DIE.

>>130729853
Compressed air does pack quite a lot of cooling. Might not be completely useless. We are presumably just talking about a few minute time span.

>>130736603
will you stop fucking shitposting this you piece of shit

>>130738077
Car window motors should work when the car is off. They don't use THAT much power.

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>>130728558
>At the moment, Bishop only has a 3-D clay model of the device

>>130736208
That's where the number of intelligent people in demographics matters. Stability. Government. Human rights. Logic. Technology. Innovation. Knowledge to transform innovation into reality. White western civilization had a higher amount of it because of the culmination of different types of genetics leading to different types of considerations and behaviors. Nearly everything modern is the result of that pioneering. Taking precious demographics for granted will lead to downfall.

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>>130736173

>every single laptop is a Mac

>>130738524
basically done and ready to sell!

He does come from a proud tradition of inventors, creating such novelties as the door nob, and peanut butter. You know, the BLACK man.

>>130736313

its some clay and virtue signalling donors.

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>>130728558
>muh clay

>>130736875
stop pretending to take the bait

>>130728558

>emitting cold air

nigger, that's not how it works. its displacing the heat, so that handheld device would just pump probably more hot air into the car than it would cool off.

it would have to be attached through a window, and who in the fuck would waste their time with this garbage when the real problem is irresponsible nigger parents and other various trash who leave their children in hot cars.

>>130728558

"Hey Stacy, we should get this thing in case we forget our FUCKING KID in the car one day"

What the fuck, how do you market that? This would ONLY make sense if it was built in new cars, and even then, cars have built it thermometers. Literally would just need cars to automatically open windows if they detect movement inside a car when it's not running and the temperature is too hot.

It's not hard at all, no need for that complicated shit.

>>130735357
invented undroppable soap

Implying that most babies left in hot cars are an "accident"

IMHO 99% of such cases are intensional, it is always some young chick who doesn't want to take care of their new kid and figures this is a good way to get rid of them

>>130732874
So, basically debunked, like all the scam kickstarters?

>>130729356
must suck to be such a dumb white cuck

>>130739149
dyin'

>>130733666

Yes, but they usually don't go off for weights under 40lbs, for the exact reason to protect kids in those car seats cause it can kill them.

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>>130728777
Don't blame him. The idea that parents can or should be responsible isn't a part of his community

>>130734119

>10% market penetration
>sell 7.2 of them

>>130728558
>I got lots of help from my parents

Responsible parents of course.
This kid's inventiveness may rival clock boy.

>>130729876
As someone that vaguely understands how aircon works this is beyond retarded.

>>130728777
>i invented being a decent person
i am truly humbled

>>130728558
He clearly stole that

>>130732963
to pay white people to pay asians and weebs to build it

>>130728558
I don't see how this would work unless it was standard in every car. Parents who leave their infant in a child to die aren't going to buy this thing.

>>130730207
what are the chances that kid was Asian?

>>130728558
Cool air conditioner, Tyrone. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

>emitting cool air
Do niggers actually understand air conditioning?

cute

>>130728558
as a true capitalist, i want this kid to just do it and see if he can make a product people will buy.

It odens't even have to work, I just want to see him be an entrepeneur.

>>130745021

To be fair, very few people understand air conditioning, but the answer is definitely no.

>>130728558

Emit cooling air? Someone teach this nigglet how AC works. Without a radiator exposed to exhaust the hot air outside the car, this will have a net impact of heating the inside. Last I checked the patent office doesn't grant IP for a molded turd.

>>130733482
I'm going to hire a little nigger kid and get him to advertise my anti-police shooting device. Its in the paper-mache prototyping phase right now

>>130728558
>The Oasis would respond to rising temperatures by emitting cool air and use an antenna to signal parents and authorities. At the moment, Bishop only has a 3-D clay model of the device, but his father, Bishop Curry IV, began a GoFundMe campaign for the Oasis in January.


this is some Ahmed the Clock Boy shit wtf

>>130728777
The Deus Vult flag...you may keep it for now, leaf.

>>130745021
>not knowing a black man invented air conditioning

http://www.black-inventor.com/Frederick-McKinley-Jones.asp

anyone who buys this would probably already have the presence of mind to not leave their kid in the car.

>>130729424
I was gonna say keep him away from the niggers. He is different and niggers are scared of things they don't understand, They will stone him to death.

>>130728777
This is something that's happened to lots of people who are "trying" to do that while juggling actually keeping everyone fed.
Most notable case I can remember was some businesswoman who had a meeting the same day her husband was out of town. She didn't realize how hot it would get and how long her meeting was going to last. Baby cooked outside her workplace.
The human brain isn't infallible, sadly.

>>130729222
>“I got lots of help from my parents,” Bishop said
It's literally just a clay block. The bigger story here is that the niglet has two parents.

>>130728558
>At the moment, Bishop only has a 3-D clay model
How the fuck is this even taken seriously?
If I make "breathe under water" pills with plasticine and claim to be working on it, do I get free money too?

>>130748465
>Criminal Child Negligence
We're done here. There's a massive gulf between "infallible" and murdering children because you couldn't be bothered to hire a fucking sitter or pay for day care.

>>130728558

What do you call a 10 year old NIGGER?

NIGGER!

>>130728558
kids got his heart in the right place.
can't wait till some cuck does all the work
for free and this kid becomes a billionaire.

>>130728558
Wow, a nigger invented an air conditioner that works for 3 minutes. Genius.

>>130728558
How does it emit cool air? Where does the heat go?
Energy doesn't just poof away like that

>>130728558

>creating a device to prevent infants from dying in hot cars

I already have four windows I don't need more.

>>130728558

I like the invention of the pill that stops parents from having dumb shit kids named "Bishop" better

>>130728558

this is even more ridiculous than clockboy

>>130749238
I'm not saying it's excusable. I'm saying something like this has an obvious benefit to anyone who isn't a fucking simpleton.
Retard-proofing things is just a matter of public safety.

>>130746847
>>130746847
>>130746847
This.

>>130735296

There is no theory that would make his machine work, it would violate the Law of Conservation Of Energy

>>130728558
I would make it bigger and write "DON'T LEAVE THE BABY IN THE CAR" on the side.
>give me $23,000

>>130739946
I bet non if you faggot could build a pc when you were 11..

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>>130728558
lil nigger just invented a clay brick.

$23,000 for this shit

That's some black privilege

>>130751822

that pic can't be real

>>130728558
SHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET

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>>130751574

Nah, at that age I didn't have the money to build a Pentium 1 with 8 mb of ram.

But I did have fun with other things on the family computer.

>>130739946
I've done that, where the fuck is my Frontpage

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>>130728558
>What did God mean by this?

His name "Bishop Curry" and "HIV Positive" both sum to 154 in English Ordinal Gematria.

Bishop Curry = 2+9+19+8+15+16 + 3+21+18+18+25 = 154
HIV Positive = 8+9+22 + 16+15+19+9+20+9+22+5 = 154

If you reverse it numerically so that Z is 26 and A is 1, they both equal 143.

Bishop Curry = 25+18+8+19+12+11 + 24+6+9+9+2 = 143
HIV Positive = 19+18+5 + 11+12+8+18+7+18+5+22 = 143

Niggers are doomed to HIV by God or this news is fake as fuck.

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>>130751999

>trips
>might be retarded

>Oasis

WE

>>130728930
>>At the moment, Bishop only has a 3-D clay model of the device
>He knows theres wires, circuitry, receivers, and shiet inside most electronics right?
top kekd

>>130728930
More importantly he should know the laws of thermodynamics that you can't simply "emit cool air". Anything that emits cool air will emit an equal amount of hot air out the other end.

>>130754145
Are you the kids twin brother?

Because you sound like a genius?

I have designed a device which emits supersonic metal that repels niggers and other unwanted criminal elements. gofundme

>>130728558
>makes a box out of play doh
>creating a device

pretty much the same thing desu

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>>130728930
WE WUZ SCULPTUREZ N SHIT

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When i was a kid i just ate the play doh and got it stuck up my nose, didn't realise its true potential obviously.

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I just molded my turd into a spaceship.
WHERE ARE ALL THE INVESTORS AT?!

>>130729965
>contacts the spirit world

Kekd

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>>130738077
FUCK OFF FRANK

>>130728558
>nigger creates clay blob
>WE WUZ SCIENTISTS

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>>130728558
>emitting cool air, fits in the palm of your hand
>I guess negros don't know about thermodynamics

>>130732275
to be fair the kid isn't dumb he is a kid
all the dumb niggers funding this shit are dumb though

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>>130728558
>Oasis

Ya havin' a giggle m8?

>>130738351
Do you really want to put a compressed Air/C02 can next to your infant in a vehicle?

My car made 18 years ago has a rear seat occupancy sensor.

Why does it have to be that complicated? Why not just have a tracker tethered to the parent's smartphone that alerts them when the tracker gets x distance away?

Or better yet, why not just fucking take your child out of the car?

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>>130728558

Now people will just leave their kids in hot cars because they have this shit that is probably ineffective as fuck.

>>130755930
Theres an Australian company that does this

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>>130728777

>>130728558
Nature invented this. It's called a rock or a fist.

An A.C. unit that doesn't exhaust to the outside is basically just a dehumidifier. So at least the air won't be too sticky while the kid overheats to death.

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>>130746650
Holy fuck this is bad really they need to stop.

>>130728558
>A Device To Prevent Infants From Dying In Hot Cars

What? Like a responsible parent? Groundbreaking. Only a nigger would need to invent a replacement for their "parent"

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How is this real life. He invented nothing.

>>130729578
>"Hey La-T-sha u gun leave RayRay in da car like dat"
>"Psssssh an't no thang I got onea them red squares girl."

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>>130728558
They should monitor to see who actually buys this shit and call child protective services on them. If you feel like you could ever leave your child in a car by accident enough to buy this shit you shouldn't have them.

>>130728558
Here's a revolutionary idea, don't leave your fucking kids in the car.

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Put a Bluetooth device on the babies clothes, possibly some kind of pacifier clip.

When you get X feet away from the baby the device causes your phone to go off.

Seems easy to make...

You forgot to mention the part where he says he wants to build a time machine next.

>>130754145
And what does a compressed air can emit? Cold air. Checkmate faggot.

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>>130728558

>be engineer
>actuall invent air conditioner that fits in the palm of your hand
>have to pay royalties to some nig nog who patented a clay box

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>>130750605
Retard-proofing everything for "public safety" (this case isn't public safety, btw) can have harmful consequences. It can encourage bad behaviors leading to more retardation. The option to reliably air condition a car that's turned off if it senses occupants would probably have serious costs and added liability.

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*smacks lips*
*pulls up pants*
*smacks lips*
Aye yo hollup
*drinks purple drunk*
*unveils $23,000 prototype to backers
SHEEEEEEEEITTTT
*posts flame emoji five times*
*posts underlined number one hunger emoji*

>>130756453
>2 weeks later
>A black child has invented a apparatus for children to prevent drowning
>It's a vest filled with air , his parents helped him he needs 30,000 to patent the device

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>>130756799
>put a Bluetooth device under the child's skin

Fixed that for you. That way it can't get lost

Let me just patent an electronic device that saves kids from hot cars before he does :v

>>130733508
underrated asf

>nigger steals white girls idea
http://foreverymom.com/family-parenting/4th-grader-invents-device-so-parents-wont-forget-their-baby-in-the-car-sophie-rapson/

>>130756495
picture is who? hayao Miyazaki?

Fucking he'll, just create keychain + baby bracelet combo where both ends beep like a mother fucker if they get over 50 feet from each other. The parent will have an "Oh shit" moment if they forget the baby before they even get in the storr and anyone kidnapping a baby will have some explaining to do with a crying, beeping God damned baby on their hands.

>>130728558
Nice air conditioner, Blockmed.

>>130728558
Virtue signaling has got to the point a nigger making a block of clay makes him famous and nets him $23,000 USD

Just what is wrong with people?

>>130728558
>At the moment, Bishop only has a 3-D clay model of the device

MVP OR GTFO

(minimum viable product)

>>130729853
He's practically just gonna put ice in it thinking it will melt and become cold air

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>>130729578
He came up with a terrible business idea and no actual design (just a block of clay) and people gave him $23,000 for it.
His classmates want to "work FOR him" and he appears in the news worldwide.

What the fuck is going on?

>>130728558
>>130728558
So, a fan?

Noice.

This boy is not the inventor this world deserves, but the inventor this world needs.

>>130758206
222nd post best post

>>130734191
>pic related
>people don't have natural tendency to rebel so all those points you tried so hard to sound bad won't be neutralized

>>130732874
Well to be fair you could have the car turn on with a device that measures temp and tracks the child.

>>130728558
>forgetting about a life you created long enough that they die from cooking in your car
niggers should be sterilized

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>>130729965
All you need is a pitch niglet

>>130758503
he black.

>>130758503
hahaha, you fucker thought an university career in stem field would do it, naah, just make a block of clay and say it magic fool

>>130728558
I give it a month before there is some YouTube vid debunking his invention. A 120 degree car is not going to be cooled enough by something the size of a hockey puck. It won't be able to cool a 20 lb body even if it were filled with liquid oxygen.

>>130758503
If you're black, and especially if you're a black kid, you have leeway to do something remotely smart and reap massive benefits. A kid who "built" his computer made the news and a kid who broke apart a clock for a stunt met the president. Race matters to the left more than it does for any other group

>>130759102
thermodynamics is racism.

>>130728558
top kek /pol/tards btfo AGAIN

>>130759274
not even smart, you just have to show some initiative.

I never bought the whole baby in the hot car maymay anyways

when you have a baby for better or worse your whole life becomes thinking about the little shit

those people just wanted 4th trimester abortions

might as well be a lump of clay, for all it's going to stop murderers..

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>>130739149
They want internet points for PRETENDING TO READ? hoooo boy

Nobody who would think to buy this device would ever actually need it.

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>>130746650
http://tightrope.cc/Black-Invention-Myths.htm#airconditioner
>Frederick Jones in 1949? Nope.
>Dr. Willis Carrier built the first machine to control both the temperature and humidity of indoor air. He received the first of many patents in 1906 (US patent #808897, for the "Apparatus for Treating Air"). In 1911 he published the formulae that became the scientific basis for air conditioning design, and four years later formed the Carrier Engineering Corporation to develop and manufacture AC systems.

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ITT: idiots rationalizing that it's impractical, can't work, etc. because "muh stupid nigger."

No, that doesn't make me a nigger-lover, stupid idiot who reads this. It makes me recognize just how many stupid bandwagon-hoppers who would rather agree with each other than recognize the stupidity of their arguments are on this board.

>>130728558
Or they could use a 25 cent temperature sensor tied into the window controls.

But kangz need blang

Also jew layers will eat them alive the first time one malfunctions because they're assuming liability.

>>130760473
>intelligent people don't make stupid mistakes

That's your reasoning, idiot?

>>130728777
Cmon he's black. He doesn't really know what a responsible parent is. He probably thinks his are walking gods for not aborting him and simply being around.

>>130761295
Explain to me how a self-contained device that can fit in the palm of your hand can offset the BTUs generated by solar heating of a car. I'm an HVACfag. I'll pay you through the nose for whatever secret you know. It'll revolutionize the industry. Fuck man, don't hold out on us!
The antenna thing isn't retarded though, but I refer you to
>>130760473
For why it's an overrated concept.
>>130761662
>Be thoughtful enough to plan ahead about hot weather for babby safety
>Be simultaneously too retarded to follow through on the big day
It's an okay idea, the transmitter. But yes, the people who are well-adjusted enough to value the life of their child and comprehensive enough to do well in raising it will likely neither let their child play with forks and outlets, eat chicken bones, or sit in hot cars. It's a rather important fucking deal that sticks in the brain really rather fucking well.
You condescending fucking idiot.

>>130761662

>wait, before I leave the car I better check to see if the monitor to remind me not to leave my kid in the car is on.

>>130762112
>what is shifting of burden of proof
It isn't my job to defend the nigger nor the concept of his device, idiot. Your arguments are terrible. Asking questions and demanding explanation isn't an argument. Kill yourself, you non-thinking pod.

Actually, how about this? Think of an argument for the kid's ""invention"" as a critical thinking exercise that isn't purposefully ridiculous. I'll wait. If you can't, it's because you're an idiot.

>>130762352
think of an argument in support of the kid's invention

>>130728777
>black
>responsible parent

>>130756587
You

atleast hes doing something that involves his brain, most ten year olds sit on youtube all day and are certifiably retarded

>Americans need extra devices that reminds them not to leave their kids in a car when it's sunny and hot
You are the laziest and dumbest people on this planet.

>>130762352
No fuck your little weasel ass you're not getting away from the original point you made. Are you a woman or Jewish? You argue like either.
Somebody pointed out that the thoughtfulness required to buy this device would likely coincide with a very low chance of being the type of person who would do something as galling as let their child sit in a hot car.
You stated that it's the type of mistake that is apparently easy enough that an intelligent person can make it. My rebuttal was that basic care of a human being is simple enough that even you could do okay, and that letting a child sit in a car is a monumental error that doesn't fall into the category of "stupid mistake"
You called killing a child a "stupid mistake". I say that's bullshit because it's basic, almost instinctual, how not to do that. You now have a chance to rebut that.

I already said the antenna is a good idea. That's all you get from me, fucker. You don't get to tell other people what to do next in an argument, especially if it's a peripheral point.

So which is it, pil-pul or woman?

>>130754145
Almost like something that alters the condition of air...
It's like... an air conditer? I dunno.

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>>130763194
My original point was only that your argument is stupid and you're just a bandwagon thinker, idiot. Like I said, if you can't do it, which you apparently can't, you're an idiot. Simple.

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>>130728777

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>>130728558
>black had idea
>we must commit this incident to print

>>130728558
>time machine
He wants to go back and abort himself so he doesn't have to be born black.

>>130728777
This. Do they really think people who leave their kids in hot cars will buy something like this?

>>130736033
> us putting money into a scam gofundme
Isn't the stereotype about us being good with money?

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>>130728558

>>130763502
A device that small can't generate any appreciable cooling, and I just said for the second time that the antenna is, however, a good idea.
I say my argument isn't stupid because I work in HVAC and know practically infinitely more than you on the subject, and a palm sized, self contained device can't do shit. You are wrong in that my argument has no basis because you can't refute this simple fact.
You are wrong in that i can't find a reason to support this project because, as I said, the signal to authorities is a good idea.
Try again.
I ask a third time, jew or woman?
Also, since this is your first time on the site apparently, you only have to click "post" once, retard

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>>130763502
KYS!

>>130728558
>This 10-Year-Old Is Creating A Device
>declared what it will do and made a clay model of it and thats it

If that's all it took to invent something we would have interstellar colonies. Good for him for pursuing productive hobbies and not being afraid of his classmates saying 'why you actin white bruh???'

>>130754145
Liquid nitrogen bomb.

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>>130763799
You're seriously just going to repeat your ill-conceived, bias-confirming points? Nothing you say means anything if you can't show me you're actually capable of original thought or entertaining conflicting ideas. You've already lost your credibility.
>>130763832
underage b&. This place is filled with too many idiots who are only here looking for confirmation bias. You makes us all look bad.

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>as any responsible 10-year-old would

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>>130728558
Why is this even a thing? If you're stupid enough to leave an infant in a hot car you don't deserve to have your genes passed on. Why are we interfering with nature?

>>130754145

actually it will emitt more hot air due to entropy.

>>130754145
I can imagine the device poking a CO2 canister to release cool air and suffocating the infant kek

>>130728558
Tag child with heat, O2 sensor, heart rate monitor, etc.... All in one device. When in danger, signals guardian

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>>130728558
Oh boy! That device sure would do wonders in Africa!

I'm tired of the perpetual psychological warfare...
Viewed in the most positive light It's basis is that the target society has some kind of pathology that needs to be solved via (((their solution))).

>>130764315
How do you know there is correlation with intelligence and forgetfulness? The "muh stupid parents" contention doesn't seem very well-conceived but more like just something you can whine about while you feel like a contrarian.

>>130748465
>>130749238

Her first mistake was trying to be both a businesswoman and a mother. Being a stay at home mother would be better than hiring a sitter, and it would be leagues better than day care, even if it's just for a day.

>>130764261
You can't refute my points and are now attacking my credibility on an anonymous forum. Well decided. Refute my points or you admit you're unable to defend your position.
How's this: simply funding the concept will raise awareness for the danger of leaving kids in cars. There, good reason to approve of this device. That makes two coherent points in its favor, and I just blew your 'original ideas' shtick out of the water. So far you've refuted none of mine. If, in your next post, you don't refute the basis of my arguments, you implicitly admit that you've got jack shit.
Are you Jewish or a woman?

>>130733255
time machine could work if we figure out how time works in a qualia (As opposed to physical) perspective. It seems caught up in the qualitative state of free will and the presence of change/entropy.

>>130739149
>Niggers reading is a viral worthy post

>>130757361
This device would lead to criminal charges if it were activated, only difference would be that the innocent baby would live.

>>130764697
I've temporarily unhidden you to tell you I now think you're too stupid for anything you say to be worth reading, including this post. I hope that makes you angry. XD

>>130728558
>Surely irresponsible parents will be responsible and buy my thing.

>>130728558

Well, at least he's trying to do something helpful. At least he isn't fucking Clock Boy.

>>130728558
If they can't remember where they left their niglet, why would they be able to remember to take a doodad with them in the car?

Imho a simpler solution for dumb parents is
>make simple device that senses if a baby is on a kid chair via weight or proximity sensor
>connect it to cars battery and electronics
>device has built in thermometer
>when too hit it opens the windows
>inb4 your car gets stolen by niggers
Yes, but better than doing nothing. And if the niggers steal your car and have the decency of leaving the baby serves as a lesson.

>>130728558
>The Oasis would respond to rising temperatures by emitting cool air and use an antenna to signal parents and authorities.
And just how the fuck is this device going to "emit cool air" in a hot car? Ever see all the components that go into a car ac? Know how much power it takes?

>>130764872
Pleasure doing business with you. It's not everyday you get to see people functionally admit their inabilities.
So woman, I take it?

I saw a national news programme here about a 10 or 12 year old kid that attented college because muh genius xD, also parents taught him how to hold a welding torch and they and he claimed he was in the process of building a fucking TELEPORT DEVICE. They even started a gofundme for him and everything.

>>130728558
>only have 3D model
>still an idea popped in his mind
>somehow got 23k money fo dem programz
you fucking what?

>>130765177

by using nigger magik

>>130765313
WE

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>>130765177
It's quite obvious that Bishop is a Nigerian Prince.

>>130728558
>nigger kid "invents" something
>has "parents" as in, plural

Suuuure.

That said, if a nigger kid did have the capacity for abstract thought, the first thing it would invent would likely be something to compensate for negligent parenting

>>130732275
nigger are actually smart tho
look at this, they invent(?) something stupid to get money, they know people are stupid, and they got advantage of skin colour and general population that thought black are stupid
so simple, try do some science, call left media, go crowdfunding BAM easy money
prime example : clockboy ahmed

>>130731026
It's for a car seat. He wants to make a airconditioned car seat. It's not unrealistic.

http://www.amtrib.com/news/20170110/melissa-ridge-student-working-to-save-children-from-hot-car-deaths

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>go to the gofumndme page
>47 comments
>one person had enough sense to ask the most important question

>>130728777
We don't have enough resources to reliably create responsible parents.

>>130729965
Since Im not a kike I wont steal that spirit cube idea but damn man you got a base, build it up & watch the shekels roll in. Like it doesnt just contact spirits it de-negatizes your house to keep bad voodoo hoodoo away or some shit with ions

>>130734191
what schools did you go to?

>>130728558
What person irresponsible enough to leave their kid in a hot car is responsible enough to have the foresight to buy one of these?

>>130733255
You have to do something simple and seems feasible to the common normie. Like, uh, a clock inside of a pencil case. Yeah that'll work

>>130765955
He could get a deal with a baby seat manufacturer. From what I gathered he only wants the seat area for the baby to cool down. With IoT being popular it could work out fine.

>>130765783
>He wants to make a airconditioned car seat. It's not unrealistic.
Unless there has been a quantum leap in ac technology, yes it is.

>>130728558
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS

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>>130728558
"irresponsible" parent will buy some nigglet's toy, use ir, will not forget to take it with his child and recharge it every time it goes off.
Looks like gib me dat nigger wants funding from crying liberals for some plastic thermometer with beeping signal and some coolant.

>>130766335
You can make a little ass ac unit inside of a car seat. That just blows enough cool air to keep the kid alive for long enough to get some cigarillos and grape drank. We got bogdanobots now.

>>130758717
>devices signals to car that lil jamal shenonquilita da third is overheating
>car turns on, auto turns AC to full blast
>lil jamal shenonquilita da third sees his chance to pick bitches up in his fly whip
>fenangles with car until accidentally getting it out of park
>runaway niglet in a cadillac escalade mows down a bunch of people
>car rolls into nearby pond
> awwwww shhheeeeiiiiiiit
>lil jamal shenonquilita da third drowns since no one has invented an anti-drowning suit for niglets
>at least he didnt overheat.jpg

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>>130732874
Don't forget that it calls the cops on you in the car becomes to hot.

>>130728930
Those were my thoughts too.
>It's like saying...
>I'm creating a vessel that'll teleport me anywhere I want,
>But, at the moment, I only have this cardboard box.
>Look @ me, I'm a f*cking genius!
>Next up a time machine!
Notice how it's liberal huffpost that's trying 2 put certain people on a pedestal.

>>130766570
Why the fuck do you want to keep a black kid who'll be raised by a single irresponsible mother alive?

Kind of reminds me of the nogs in africa making airplanes. They make the shape and then expect it to magically work.
Same thing here. Hey I made this box of clay and it is going to magically do all kinds of things.

>>130758503
That's modern day rat liberalism for U bro.

>>130739149
This can't be real.

This proves beyond all doubt that the HuffPo is absolute shit

No way this works at all fucking idiots

>>130728558
>>The Oasis would respond to rising temperatures by emitting cool air

How is that tiny thing going to cool a 130 degree car cab?

>>130768025

nanotech you stupid fuck, this kid is a genius

>>130768196
this kid is kang.