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>be Abraham
>be chosen as the holy people
>god makes rules for the Jews
>rules don't work out well + the Jews have difficulties with following them
>be God
>send so to earth with the purpose to change the rules and die for people's sins so not only Jews will enter heaven
>Jesus tells people to love and respect everybody
>dies
>Christianity appears
>Apostles write letters to countries such as India, Armenia, Roman Empire, Arabia, Persia, Mongolia, China, etc...
>gain many followers
>Armenia accepts Christianity as first, Ethiopia and Ireland follow
>everybody happy
>Constantine makes Christianity legal
>everyone lives happy together
>other emperor comes and forces everybody to be Christian, also everyone who doesn't follow the christian rules will be punished
>get cuccd by germanics, fall of the roman empire
>Christians spread Christianity to germanics
>some tribes accept some not
>beat those who don't accept
>they accept
>they are christian but don't even know what christianity is since bible was only found in Latin and was forbidden to translate
>martin Luther gets born
>"hey catholics, why do you kill non-christians when bible said killing is forbidden? Hey why don't you translate bible since people don't know what they are believing? "
>reformation
>spread by letters and missionaries too
>some civil wars against catholics
>protestants dominate west
>libertarianism appears
>catholics and protestants start to support and become sinners instead of just respecting/accepting them
>catholics and protestants get cuccd (not all)
>Muslims make 8 childrens a family and unite
>Christians make 1.28 children and are still fighting over who is the true denomination
>can't unite
>Islam grows, Christianity becomes less and less
>still can't unite
>muhh catholic is pagan, muhh protestant is heretic muhh orthodoxy is fake
>slowly dying knowing the apocalypse will happen
BRIEF HISTORY OF CHRISTIANITY
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The gods chosen people is a funny tale too.
Imagine god choosing you,makes you wander 40 years in the desert just to settle down on the one place in the ME that has no oil.
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>>130712279
Hahaha do you even know why he let them wander 40 years long?
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>>130710791
Abram and his entire family were a load of incestuous assholes. It's like having stereotypical hillbillies as your mythic heroes.
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>>130713069
Ahahahahah muhhh religion is mythology
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>>130712279
>>130712456
Was it forty years? I remember it being significantly longer because I remember it as that the entire generation that left Egypt died before they reached the promised land.
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>>130714111
Well, give me your sources then
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