Why are brits so fucking weak? >be in Florida >95 degree

>>130624743
Because white people are not made for heat

50% countries can't understand this

>33c
>91f
LOL that's fucking cold.

Come to Arizona kids.

>>130624743
America is closer to the equator?

>>130624743
>Why are brits so fucking weak?

All the good Brits died in the Grenfell fire.

>>130624921
excuse me m80

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>>130624743
mfw

jesus christ pussies. it was 118 today in phoenix.

>>130624921
Man, shut up germany, i would go for runs in 95 degree heat in galveston texas, where the humidity is like a blanket and the mosquito clouds can keep up with you on a bicycle. It just takes a pair of nuts.

>>130625122
Australians aren't people

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>>130624743
Bitches don't know about muh subs.

it was 115f today

thats like 44c

>>130624921
Not really that, people aren't used to the extreme opposite of their normal weather, like all the faggots in California who were freaking out last year because it was a record low tempature...that wasn't even cold enough to freeze water.

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>>130625150
that's sweater weather kid

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Reminder that British SAS can't handle 81° temperatures.

>>130624743
500 is like ... nothing...? Why is this even news worthy
oh right """"global warming"""

>>130625175
>the mosquito clouds can keep up with you on a bicycle
wtf, you crazy bastards taught the mosquitoes to ride bikes

>>130625215
Why don't you make like a maple tree and FUCKING LEAVE

>>130624743
Same reason the bits think that 2 or 0C is a fucking nuclear disaster level of coldness.

Fuck, it gets down to -30F here in Idaho, and they don't cancel school unless there's 3 feet of snow

Britbong don't have air conditioning, faggot. It's elderly people who die.

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took this screenshot earlier today. That's temperature in celsius

>>130625150
cali heat and low humidity isn't that bad
arizona dry heat is pretty bad
texas/florida heat and humidity is fucking dreadful

Dozens in Germoney die every Summer because they won't use AC, this only makes me want to speed up global warming if anything.

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>>130624743

It's only June in TX...

holy shit brits you guys are all pussys

>>130624743
>91 degrees
What the fuck bongs?

>>130624921
if i didnt need heat for muh crops id be living in the north pacific ocean on an island.

I fucking hate heat

>>130624743

They don't have air conditioning. Think of a US state in the South when they get 2 inches of snow.

They're shut down. Clueless.

91°F is hot without AC.

>>130625311
thats embarassing if real.

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Tampa Weather.

>>130624743
Floridian Master Race reporting.

Can confirm. I just went for a jog over my lunch break today, 89 degrees.over 85% humidity. Sunny.

I feel like a bitch because my miles times aren't under 9 minutes anymore and I can only do a 2.2 mile loop then I have to get back to work.

Regularly go surfing for like 3 hours in a row regardless of time of year.

People from other countries sound like cuckold little bitches.

>>130625242
Lmao saved

>>130625626
>Be in elementary school
>Virginia Beach, VA
>ONE QUARTER INCH of snow
>Citywide Emergency, EMS offline

>>130625150
I was like wow I could probably handle that heat, but then I remembered I would be in California. No.

>>130625626
>32C is hot without aircon

HOLY FUCKING HELL WHAT WEAK CHILDREN

It would get to 42 fucking C,107.6 F in summer maths class in highschool with no fucking aircons and we managed.

Holy fuck you cunts are shit

>>130625477

Do you guys even go outside in that weather?

>>130625750

Sup Tampa, West Palm Beach here, you catch a break from the rain yet?

>>130624921
This. There's a reason we're white, its because white countries are cloudy and snowy.

Global warming is a Jewish plot to melt white people.

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>>130625755
>Regularly go surfing for like 3 hours in a row regardless of time of year.
>florida

>>130625383
Irl Lol

>>130625877
Only on our way to our cars

>>130624743
Meanwhile in Australia we endure 45C Summers like it's no big deal.

TFW the hottest day we had back in January this year was 52C.

>>130624743
Its called Celsius you retarded fuck.

>>130625626
What are you talking about? I've never had air conditioning in Australia, we went through a 10 day heat wave every day above 40 degrees c, so 104 degrees for the bongs. Happens every other year. Never needed AC.

But if we got snow... Fuck me, we'd start going cannibal.

>>130624921
G8 b8 m8

>>130625861

To be fair it obviously fried your fucking brain there m8.

>>130625898
fuck no.

while the rain has kept temps down to a reasonable level...
the mosquito swarms...
DEAR FUCKING GOD THE SWARMS!

Humidity is worse than dry heat until you go to places like Las Vegas. That's hell.

ITS REALLY ABOUT HUMIDITY

I'LL TAKE 110 IN PHOENIX VS 85 IN MIAMI THAT FUCKING SWAMP

>>130624743
i'm in Florida as well. Fuckin 95 ain't shit.

>>130624743
wat
It hits the fucking 40s here, I hate it but it's not like it'll kill you unless you're retarded.

They are clueless about drinking liquids so the body has enough of them to cool off....

muh beer, muh telly, muh tea, muh muzlims, muh queen, muh soccer.... but can't drink enough water

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>>130625755
>surfing
>in Florida.

>>130625175
>Americans
>White
top jej

>>130625626
Totally different. No AC, oh no! Open the windows. Stay in the shade, drink some water. We get hurricanes every year that shut down power for over a weak.

When there is ice, most normal cars don't work, cities don't have salt or snow plows. This is so different it's fucking stupid to compare. No where needs millions of dollars of infrastructure to operate in 91 degree weather, but you do when it's snowing.

Honestly, there are parts of Texas regualrly in the hundreds with just as high of humidity as here, and areas in the middle east where it regularly gets into to 110's and 120's Death valley gets over 130 and people vacation to hike there.

Brits are weak faggots. There is no recovering from this. You have to just let the weak die and clean up your gene pool.

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>>130626050
Agreed, nothing like it being a dry hot day, sitting in the shade.

>>130625626
>They're shut down. Clueless.
We laugh at you for that in all honesty

>>130625602

I fucking hate Mexicans

That's literally the perfect temperature.

>mfw it's going to be 120F tomorrow
>mfw people are complaining about 91F
>mfw i have no face

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>>130625980
>Meanwhile in Australia we endure 45C Summers like it's no big deal.

You also endure dial-up like it's no big deal.

>>130625994

That's the point. Uncommonly adverse conditions fuck you up.

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The summer in the PNW is just about perfect. Makes up for the other 9 months of the year.

>>130625477
Our desert are like that. Fuck all humidity, as long as your in shade youre fine.

https://www.google.com/search?q=phoenix+temperature you faggots should look at this

>>130626142
Brits or anglos, because it's not the anglo australians who complain about heat here, it's the fucking ethnics. My german gf complained all through last summer.

>>130625972
I'm visiting the area on business this week from the east coast. I'm going to be on the streets all week for work.

This shit is nothing without humidity. Literally "a dry heat" Are all the locals here cowards or something?

>>130625877
it's not that bad. just feels like your eyeballs are burning off.

>>130624743
They're trying to sell the white terrorist story, where an old mudslime was keeling over from the blistering London heat.

>>130625626
>Europeans are so poor they can't afford air conditioning
I thought Europoors was just a meme

Minnesota here. Try dealing with 90+F weather with 75% humidity for months just to look forward to -20F for months. Welcome to hell.

>>130626326
Unlike the cities then, it gets humid as fuck.

>>130626142

Yeah, you can't see the forest for the trees.

But you knew that.

>>130626185
ur a meanie

>>130626297
That kind of weather makes me want to kill myself here in the midwest. Not sure how many more winters I can handle.

>>130624921
I'm ethnic German and I'm bronzed from my work. Live in Arizona, love the heat. Goddamn I love the heat son, I like it hot nigga

>>130625215
KYS leaf, you are the bottom of the anglo-sphere barrel.

>>130626420
THERE WAS A HEATWAVE SOME YEAR AGO WHERE EVERY OLD PERSON IN FRANCE DIED

BUY SOME AC YUROP

>>130626134
That's a noob comment if ever I heard one. A lot of pro surfers come from Florida, it's harder on smaller waves so you have to swim fast as fuck to make it work on a short board. For larger waves, Florida has places like Playlinda which is a nude beaches so hotels don't develop there and the waves are better because no anti erosion shit. Also, you can track wave height and predict it, so don't go if it's too low. there are days when it's flat, but there are other days where cocoa/east central will have hours of 6-8 ft waves.

Dude, if you can't surf on that then you're going to have a bad time with bigger waves.

>>130626420
Have you ever been to Europe? You buy a 3 Oz orange juice for 10 euros or 50 dollars. Meanwhile in America you can get a 64 Oz ice cold Dr pepper for couple of dollars.

>>130626266
Nigger that's bullshit. I went from dial-up to broadband over three years ago.

>>130626430
>32C
Are you a baby or something? The negative is the only possible bad part about that sentence.
Shit I'd love to live somewhere like that. Not a fan of the niggers you're importing though.

>>130626481
What kind of weather? The low 80s in the summer or the overcast skies and rain for 9 months?

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Only the elderly and retards that dehydrate themselves will die off in the warm weather. Just get up early and stay out of the sun midday

>>130626374
Know how I know you're full of shit? 14 people have already died from the heat that "is nothing" this summer and we're barely halfway through June

>>130625980
it's almost as if your homes are built for high temperatures.

>>130626673
Is... Is that a joke? Not even being facetious, you got broadband in 2014?

>>130626038
The secret is to take a shot of raid every morning so you excrete it and deter the mosquitos.

>>130624743
It's only old people, because they don't drink water, they drink hot tea instead.

I'm not even kidding.

>>130624743
leftists are weaklings

>>130624743
Nigger what? It was around 120 degrees Fahrenheit today in Phoenix, AZ. These weak faggots deserve to die.

>>130626708
It's the humidity combined with the disparity between seasons. I can handle the heat, but fuck the cold.

>>130626779
I switched from satellite back in 2012/2013.
Lightning fast 200kb's download (uncapped, 30kb's capped, an enormous 3gb cap).

>>130626841
There's literally no reason for Americans to live in that part of the country. There shouldn't be cities there.

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>>130624743
Today where I live it was 112 degrees...

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>>130626474
ples i'm sorri

>>130626420
Why buy an AC when you barely need it and you have to pay a huge electricity bill after it the AC itself aint the thing really

>>130625483
It was in the 90's at night with some absurdly high humanity a few months ago. I worked night shift as a security guard outside and I couldn't breathe properly. It was a very miserable experience. The crew got permission to just chill inside and in the patrol vehicle.

>>130626185
Snow paralyzes a northern city for weeks on end without properly budgeting for massive amounts of salt and snow removal crews working 24+ hours when a snow storm is hitting

A couple trucks and a few guys can handle all of the snow for an entire year in a southern city. Its ridiculous to do the same prep as a northern city when theres a very good chance the temperature will go back up to 41 degrees the very next day after 1 inch of snow.

>>130624995
Seriously. 122 today outside my apartment in Phoenix.
Living inside an oven ftw

>>130624743

Because it doesn't usually get hot in Britain so houses aren't made with air conditioning as standard like they are in the US.
Infact, in the UK it's usually cold and miserable so our houses are made to trap heat inside of them. This becomes a problem when suddenly it's hot as fuck.
It can be 30c outside, but inside it can easily reach 40-50c.

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>>130626949
maybe don't turn it on when you don't need it

>>130624743
I remember talkin to a pom on eve online who said on voice comms that he's sitting in his undies and pissed himself because its too hot to get up and go to the toilet. He said it was 30 degree's Celsius.
No wonder UK got conquered by muslims.

>>130626661
Why not just go down to your local orange grove?

>>130626420
It's hot for two or three days a year max, why waste my fucking money?

Do people that live in Nevada have fireplaces and central heating?

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>>130624743
the sun kills more bongs in a single year than radical Muslimss, really makes you think

>91f
>Hot

I don't like the heat, but in Florida it's regularly 100+

>>130625242
publix is like the one thing i miss about florida

>>130626458
"Irregularly adverse conditions" is a gross oversimplification.

You're fucking body temperature is 96 degrees. 91 literally cools you off. It stops no machinery, has absolutely no effect on water works, electricity, roads, trains, etc. You can sit on a front porch in 91 degrees and never get heat stroke.

Literally nothing changes when it gets to 91.

The only people having problems with this have to be fat as fuck I guess? And have no AC, too poor to take breaks at a coffee shop or get downstairs to their car. I fucking know British cars have AC's in them.

This is so goddamn stupid.

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>>130627000
>inside it's reeeeaaaaaally hooooooot

Go outside.

The 2003 European heat wave led to the hottest summer on record in Europe since at least 1540.[1] France was hit especially hard. The heat wave led to health crises in several countries and combined with drought to create a crop shortfall in parts of Southern Europe.
>Peer-reviewed analysis places the European death toll at more than 70,000.[2]

In France, 14,802 heat-related deaths (mostly among the elderly) occurred during the heat wave, according to the French National Institute of Health.[4][5] France does not commonly have very hot summers, particularly in the northern areas,[6] but eight consecutive days with temperatures of more than 40 °C (104 °F) were recorded in Auxerre, Yonne in early August 2003.[7] Because of the usually relatively mild summers, most people did not know how to react to very high temperatures (for instance, with respect to rehydration), and most single-family homes and residential facilities built in the last 50 years were not equipped with air conditioning. Furthermore, while contingency plans were made for a variety of natural and man-made catastrophes, high temperatures had rarely been considered a major hazard.

>>130625477
>no humidity

Why are you boasting? It's humidity that makes heat unbearable.

>33 degrees celcius
>your average strayan day

hahahaha its obvious all the timid weak cunts stayed in england and all their strong cunts came to straya

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>>130626751
Guess again faggot. I got here on Sunday dreading the week because of the heat. You all have blown this out of proportion, visit the east when it's 90+ with humidity near the same number. I'd love to live here, the landscape is beautiful

>14 people have died
Are they the typical young, elderly, or sick that die from fucking everything?

>>130627072
BOMB THE SUN! STAR WAR NOW!

>>130625877
People hike at noon on hills in that weather with only one water bottle and maybe a baseball cap.

>>130626949
I have the AC on 24/7 and only pay like $30 split 6 ways.

>>130626888
Again the cold is the only problem there, 30C is nothing.

>>130624921
It's more white people are made for less sun.

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>>130626906

>>130626779
Australia's had broadband for about 10 or 15 years but I could only afford it about three years ago. Back then I got the cheapest deal, $50 a month for 5gig. Now the cheapest is about $30 a month for 200gig

Lol I live in Arizona. The local radio stations are offering water park tickets to the first caller that calls in when it officially reaches 49 degrees Celsius tomorrow.

>>130627165
>2.22 for gas
God I wish.

>>130626906
Fuck I couldn't live with that, I get triggered if my speed is under 50mb down

>>130627000

Another thing you guys are forgetting is humidity. The UK is a soggy little island which barely ever drops below 50-60% humidity.

>>130624743
It's 110+ F in Las Vegas and mother fuckers are working outside all day. No one dies.

>>130624921
i think you'll find it's the jews who can't stand the heat or the ovens-- ahem i mean kitchen

>>130626073
You guys think below 10c is cold though

>>130625150

> It got up to 68 today on the north coast
> All time high is 87

Feels good to not live in the desert part of the state.

>>130627142
>>130627165
130 people died because of the heat here last year, and no not just the elderly. People new to the area don't realize that because it's so dry you lose fluids infinitely faster than other places. You die on hikes. Plus I went to boot camp at Great Lakes, IL about 40 minutes north of Chicago. It was 95+ degrees with 90% humidity. Nowhere near as bad as arizona

>>130624995
Arizona is a dry heat though. Florida is humid and sticky

>>130627000
so go outside

>>130625477
What the actual fuck

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>>130625311
>British SAS literally running ops in North Africa during WWII with some of the most important missions in the entire war
>Trying to diminish a highly distinguished special operations unit

Nah you're a faggot

>>130625723
It's real and it's embarrassing as fuck. I don't know what good their military thinks it's going to be in most of the world if it can't handle 2 degrees above room temperature.

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>all these shitskin murrikans laughing at how well they handle heat

Lets see how you handle the cold ice age resulting from your gay ass national park erupting in a few months. I'm sure the UK will handle the cold just fine :')

>>130627160
I was in Tasmania last month and all the fucking dingo fuckers did was complain about being freezing. It didnt even get into single digits!

Someone actually stopped me in the street asking why I wasn't wearing a coat.

>a nice spring day in Manchester is sub-arctic for Ozzies

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>>130624921
Top retard post

>>130624743
Actual meteorologist here. Heatwaves are the biggest killers of all weather events, no matter where you are.

Heaps of cunts die from the heat. Mostly oldtards, but sometimes even young people who don't hydrate properly.

That said 33 degrees is a weak as piss heatwave, but the definition for heatwave in England will be a lot different to other places. Normally it's a comparison to the average temperature of the month, the amount of consecutive days of heat, the temperature of previous days, and humidity, wind, etc.

Either way. BL England bros, heatwaves are gay.

>>130626508
>bronzed whites

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>>130625477
Yeah, that's pretty bad. Old folks might have to actually be careful.

>>130624743
I lived in the UK.

All the houses are stuck together. There's no ventilation so even if you open the windows, there's no air flow through the house. Every house is insulated too so the heat is going to be kept there from morning till the middle of the night.

Also there's barely any wind due to where most british cities are located so that means the heat will be there and will stay there.

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>>130626999
>it was 105 in texas today
im glad i dont live in arizona

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>>130624743
>91 degrees
average summer day in the US you tea drinking faggots

>>130626999
It's going to be worse tomorrow, buckaroo

>>130626446
Yeah man. I used to live up near cairns. That shit was fucking horrible. No one had ac back then either. Whole family huddled around a pedestal fan with a bucket of water behind it watching your 34cm television.

>>130626909
Water parks and mosquitos are replaced with Mexicans and those are easier to get rid of.

>>130627355
I had the same exact experience, this is nothing compared to black flag days in Great Lakes. Maybe you people should learn that you can do more with water than hopelessly try to grow grass with it

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>>130627432
Implying the UK today knows the strength of it's grandfathers. Shame on you, you should know better.

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>>130627456
You realize if yellow stone erupts then the entire world would be covered in ash, right?

>>130625626
Correct answer. Because it's only hot for a few weeks in the year most people aren't convinced it's worth the money.

>>130626708
The minus 20 can literally be half the year.

What the fuck is wrong with England? You can get arrested for wrongthink, die from 91f weather. How did the former greatest naval power ever fall so far?

>>130627273
Virginia approaches 100% humidity every day during the summer. As I write this, humidity sits at 90%. It is Vietnam on the East Coast of the US all summer long. It has to break 100 degrees before anyone starts dying, and then it's usually just elderly nogs without air conditioning.

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>>130624743
>90F
what fucking pussies
It's basically that hot or hotter daily where I live

>>130624995
>>130626999
As a person who has lived in the southeast and in Arizona, I'd take the Arizona heat over the southeastern heat any day, just because of humidity. Maybe it's just a personal thing, but to me 95f/100% humidity is way worse than 115f/10% humidity.

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>The temperatures keep rising as more and more people are born on the planet, having to exponentially use more fossil fuels to feed mouths, burning ever higher amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere
>Higher average temperatures are expected every single year
>Faggots and autists on this board will still deny humans have anything to do with climate change

You all need to read some fucking books, and ya'll need Jesus

>>130627355
Meh, I'm really unaffected by dry heat. Keep hydrated and you're set.

Humidity drains me completely, I hate it. After an hour of walking my legs feel like lead.

I'd seriously rather be in a desert during the summer than Scotland.

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>>130627629
Idk what you're on about man, this is way worse than great lakes was. When you grad a door handle made of any metal, which of course they all fucking are, and get burns on your hands you start to rethink your living arrangements

>>130627719
Nuke the spooks like we did the gooks.

>>130627080
Florida is mild. It's just the humidity that gets to you.

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>>130624743
May needs to act on this terror-related heat

The issue is the change in temperature. Last week it was fucking freezing. There's no in-between any more, no spring or autumn.

>>130627848
Expect more diversity violence, niggers are more active during hot weather.

>>130627824
>my handles get hot
This is really the bitch you have about this heat? You weren't an East Coast Sailor were you?

>>130627950
No, you literally get third degree burns on your hands dipshit

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>>130624743
95f pish come to aus 97f avg during summer
had a couple of days over 113f last year

>>130624921
Fucking Hans so cucked he cant handle a little fucking heat

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>>130624743
Bitch please, that's like winter time weather here in my town.

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>>130624743
You think some britbong bitches can handle the power of the FLoridian?

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>>130627661
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE, THEY COLONIZED INDIA AND ALL SORTS OF HUMID BOILING EQUATORIAL SHITHOLES
THEY JUST GOT SOFT SINCE THE NANNY STATE

>>130624743
>be in Florida
>no one dies
Pick one

>>130628055
I now understand the concept of siesta more.

>>130627000
buy a fan

>>130628010
I touched them all day asshole. After work I spent a couple hours sitting in the sun on my patio at this hotel smoking and drinking Leinenkugels. The patio furniture is polished aluminum, you're blowing this heatwave out of proportion. Sack up, unless you're ancient

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>>130624921
>TFW pushing carts in a parking lot in fucking 100+ degree weather
>Get back home and see this shit.
This is why you couldn't colonize Africa, Hans.

M8s we're from Britain, we're used to rain or the cold once the heat comes then we're fucked.

I cannot cope in the heat I nearly pass out

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>>130628202
well you have shit taste in beer and you've no idea what you're talking about

>>130625150
I live in roseville and have to work in the heat. Sucks, but snow is worse.

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>>130624743
Florida fag reporting

Mowed the lawn a few days ago in 97 degree weather during the day's high.
It was okay.

>>130627636
no, the sky would be, leading to the ice age mentioned in the post, you fucking cretin

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Who /comfy/ here?

is it true brits dont have air conditioning

>>130624995
>>130624743
Because you sand niggers are used to sand nigger tier weather.

For some reason you fuckers seem to think we're a tropical island located in the Caribbean? We're not, we're a cold country located in the North Atlantic.

Jesus fucking wept can Yellowstone just blow up already and deal with you cunting fucks.

>>130624743
brits haven't invented the air conditioner yet

>>130628284
At least I'm not some Left Coast faggot willingly living in an environment he(she) can't handle. Maybe you should move to Seattle if you can't handle this

Don't listen to all this 90% humidity bullshit. That only happens at night when the temperature drops 20 degrees. If it's 90 with 40-50% humidity in the UK then it is hot.

>deny global warming until temperatures reach record highs
>old white people die because they can't stand the heat
>only liberal millennials and non whites are left

good job conservacucks lmao

>>130627322
>Sacramento
>desert

Kys in at least in one of the 100s of farms we have. Dumb ass.

>>130628435
Nah, I'm alright because my job doesn't require me to walk around on streets for hours on end. What rate were you, a cook?

>>130624743
the government forced them to build some green isolation bullshit in their homes that stores heat during the winter.

a duh, never thought there'd be summer one day, wtf?

>>130628393
Nigga, I live in Los Angeles, it's 81 and sunny every day. Fuck a rainy and 64 degrees.

>>130628450
THIS IS SANDNIGGER TERRORISM

THOSE SHITSKINS COME FROM THE OVEN

MAYBE ALLAH IS REAL

>>130628450
>record highs
Had the coolest summer and rainiest winter in fucking forever where I'm at and they are hyping up a "record breaking heatwave" thats going to break absolutely none of those records that were set during the global cooling scare.

>>130628393
Slightly cool air, frequent rains and sun in middle of said rains is the comfiest weather.

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>>130624743

>fags try to tell me what their idea of "heat" is

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>>130628377
And you realize you live under the aforementioned sky?

>missing the point this hard
We don't need flags to spot Ameriburgers.

>>130628429
it's warm for one week during the entire year

no point in air con here

>>130624743
I hope it gets hot soon so I don't look goofy for already having an air conditioner in my window

>>130628284

> Walking on pavement with bare feet and holding onto metal for long periods is the same as touching a doorknob

Also get fucked summer shandy is a gift from heaven

>>130628429
> air conditioning
> for one week at the height of summer

Nigga it was 11 degrees Celsius LAST WEEK

>>130628586
>where I'm at

Yeah, where YOU at, but not in the rest of the world

>>130628416
>Be white
>Go to Canada during the winter
>Fuck around in the snow while wearing jeans and a t-shirt
>Go home to Florida
>Work in 95 degree weather wearing jeans and a polo

You're just a weak country, friend.
Eat more meat.

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>>130628576
>Los Angeles
YEAH BUT YOU BREATHE CHINA TIER AIR

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>>130628586
>rainiest winter
>rain
>winter
>rain
>winter
I died a little on the inside.

>>130624921
I beg to differ, Ahmed.

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>>130624743

Bro it was like 27(celcius) today in Canada. I felt like declaring the state of emergency.

>>130628450
We have had this shit before in the 60's and 80's/early 90's.
>>130628614
I know Australians here that wear puffer jackets and jumpers when it's 10C outside, that's fucking t shirt weather you cucks.

>>130628518

> Dam all major rivers
> Farm dirt
> "But we have oak trees! It's a lush oasis!"

Never warm enough to justify the construction of air conditioning. Our homes have no way of tackling the heat.

>>130624743
>33 degrees

What a bunch of fucking poofters. We get strings of 40+ degree days in Summer and there's fuck all deaths.

Woulda thought all those Pakis were accustomed to the heat. Harden the fuck up.

I went outside and drank two litres of water on my lunch break. I don't know where the fuck all the water goes, not a lot is pissed out.

>>130628801
>>Farm dirt
Are you suggesting they should do aeroponics?

>>130628416
Only Americans who actually understand how you feel would be killed by Yellowstone blowing, you dolt.

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>>130624743
it is the same the other way arround
i bett thousends of you Caribbeand monkeys would die in accidents if you would ever have an inch of snow

>>130628699
Dare you to get on a plane and deal with the heat here.

Go on, get on a plane and come experience our heat. Shit is like Thailand tier humidity. Come on and enjoy it.

Also
>snow
We want rain that's what we want, that's what we like, rain and cold not durka durka heat and not ruski tier ice.

We're a wet, cold country, not a hot humid one. When will you inbred hill billy rednecks understand that? Do you know what acclimatization is?

I mean fuck, Denmark and Sweden were complaining about 20C and you say nothing. You don't say a fucking word.

Humidity is such a fucking meme. Fuck off faggots. Ive spent half my life in vegas and half my life in Houston. I prefer houston summers. Humidity at least creates a breeze and is nice in yhe shade. In vegas or phoenix once it gets 120+ you literally cant function and the wind blows like a fucking burning hot blowdryer

>>130628843
Shut up you cuck bitch, go put your poofter jacket on when it's snowing here.

Pussy bitches, hopefully more Aussies get stabbed here by the religion of bits and pieces to teach you fucks a lesson.

>>130627053
Yes, central air systems will usually at least have a heat pump as well, even if they're rarely used. I live in south GA and my current apt has a heat pump but I haven't needed to use it in the 2 years I've been living there.

>>130628919
All of them must die, all of them. They've had their chance to be smart and intelligent, they've failed. They die now, Yellowstone must erupt.

>>130624743
Island syndrome.

It's been around 90F for like two weeks. I want to die

>>130624921
I was born in Russia and now live in California

Although I don't perfer it I can easily survive in 110 F weather

Sunburn and direct sunlight exposure for extended periods of time is a different story.

Also I much rather live in cold weather but life doesn't work like that, it is what it is.

>>130628850
it goes into that sweet, phat ass of yours ;)

They're all fags.

>>130628647
You can buy a window unit for like $200, and they can last decades if you get a decent one. Why not buy one unless you are a poorfag?

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>>130628622

>>130625877

Nope. Summer is the worst fucking season in vegas if you are not in a pool it sucks ass.

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>>130627632
>>130627432

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>>130629006
>>130628935
>>130629069
>>130628416
you are so fucking mad

>>130627053
Most likely, yes. Nevada deserts get fucking cold in the winter at night. Most places in the US it is normal to have both heating and AC. Especially if you live in the midwest where the weather is all over the place. I live in Oklahoma and I remember a few years ago we had a low of -12F and a high of 114F in the same year.

>>130629232
Stop hiding behind Benjamin Franklin's faggot flag you pussy bitch.

I'm gonna rape your family and eat them. Yeah I fucking mad, You gon get raped.

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>>130624995

>>130626999
115 in tucson m8, ready for tomorrow?

>>130629253
>autism

>>130629232
>coming from a man who gets a sunburn touching a doorknob

>>130629232
Fucking lol
>>130629069

>>130629006
>Pussy bitches, hopefully more Aussies get stabbed here by the religion of bits and pieces to teach you fucks a lesson.

It will still be more Brits. And the funny thing is you're too cucked to fight back. What a pack of fucking pieces of shit. Ashamed my bloodline originated from your shitty little island full of pansy poofters.

>>130627048

Because the wild orange groves have been developed over.

Clearwaterfag here who witnessed his old neighborhood's orange grove get gutted for more houses.

>MUH OMG DAT BE NOTHING!

>Whilst I sit here with air con on blasting at my groin fungus as I slurp diet coke and desert weather I've lived with my whole life.

Sand nigger Americans.
>>130629351
Nah, no Brits in London, only Aussies and pooskins. More of you will die.

Good riddance, I hope more die you faggots deserve to die for your annoying accents alone. Fucking get stabbed pussy.

anglos = the original cuck nation.

>>130627273

I bet places in the valleys never fall lower than 70% 260 days of rain a year. imagine that shit in 95f 90% humidity, its basically a fucking rainforrest with no actual canopy for shade.

Thats why those SAS guys died, were probably lugging 70lb packs on a 25 mile hike in that shit.

>>130629327
You die now! Yellowstone will rape your family and you choke and starve to death and get covered in lava!

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>>130629284
you type like a muslim

>>130628673
Yeah I'm only in California where we are getting this record breaking heatwave, aka Sac had like one day that broke the previous hottest temperature ever recorded on that day, meanwhile Los Angeles is setting up cooling shit and its going to be like 86 tomorrow. This heatwave is being over hyped beyond belief just go look at the fucking weather history of Sac for June you fucking idiot. The 105+ is pretty common even going back to the 70s. I swear people will believe any sensationalized news.
>>130628725
Yes thats how it works in areas without snow it rains and maybe if you have a mountain range you get a bit of snow up there.

>>130629037
I've used those, they're crap

In places that are actually cold you need a coal fire and radiators

>>130629446
>annoying accents alone.
You know aussies have the best accents right?

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>>130624743
>-60 winter
>+35-40 summer
Get on my level, plebs

>>130629253
>le quote everyone in the thread meme

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>>130629069
>mfw 33 degree heat wave is the equivalent of a yellowstone eruption in the UK

>>130629175
They're not that cheap here purely because nobody buys/ needs them.

Pointless to buy for literally one or two days a year. Besides, what would we complain about then?

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>>130624743
Shouldn't it be obvious? Brits are huge fags. They wish they could be as alpha as us

>>130628870

You do realize the area around sacramento has the same soil and air conditions as the farmland in southern Arizona, right? It's been utterly drained and destroyed by the last century of water management.

>>130629723
He only quoted the people with the reddit spacing

>>130625075
Still death due to heat

>>130629748
>esides, what would we complain about then?
jaffa cakes were stale even though you just bought them from the store yesterday?

Feels good to be a german african hybrid.

>>130629653
Yakutia, whatcha doin here?

>>130629790
"Reddit spacing" is a fucking meme

Complaining about something as "Reddit" is a foolproof way to put yourself as a summerfag

>>130629653
>-60
Shieet

>live in CA
>in summer AC is on 24 hours a day
>Has to be on all night to get the house cold enough by morning that it doesnt reach 90 in the daytime

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>>130624743

>91.4F
>MFW

>Be Britbong
>Wake up for breakfast of government issued porridge eaten with plastic spoon
>log on to government issued internet to see another news story about our wonderous Muslim superiors
>Feel just the right amount of annoyed to not get arrested
>Walk to bus during my alloted sidewalk licence time
>Narrowly dodge truck of peace
>Get to work, air conditioning licence wasn't paid
>Entire staff die in 30c heatwave

>>130629955
It's either that or you're a phonefag. Why would anybody separate every sentence with a line break

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92% of Americans have air conditioning. Americans cannot function without it.

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>I can't believe you guys in brick, insulated houses designed to trap heat with no aircon are too hot, while it's 500 degrees 366 days a year outside of my wood and drywall aircon fort!

>>130630117
Because it makes your text looks better?

Fucking idiot.

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>>130629896
Funposting

>>130630093
Kek

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>>130630093
kek

>>130625304
you from Coachella valley? that's what my weekly forecast looks like down here

>>130630224
I need you to post in /bant/ more. You are missed

>>130630211
Yes that's where the phonefag part comes in. It makes no sense to separate every sentence into a separate paragraph unless you're reading on a tiny ass screen

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>>130624743

>live in Arizona
>regularly 50C during the summer
>do just fine

I think the people dying live in shitbox homes with no A/C.

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>be britbong
>die from global warming

>>130625150
GET OUT OF MY CITY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>130628935
>Do you know what acclimatization is?

I do.
It's something only the weak and the cowardly experience.
Whether it's extreme heat (humid or dry) or extreme cold (humid or dry) so long as I have on clothes that relatively fit the situation I'm fine.

You're just a pussy.
All Brits are pussies.
It's exactly because you're pussies that Habeebs are using your people to sweep streets.

The heat here doesn't really bother me. You learn to enjoy it. I think your blood must thin out after awhile or something because I can't stand the cold at all anymore. Goes right through me no matter how many layers I wear. Fuck the cold. Wish more people would see it that way because honestly my area is overpopulated and we could do with maybe a million less people.

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>>130624743
Come to central or south Texas in August. 100+ degrees and 85%+ humidity subtropical bullshit will fuck you up like you've never experienced.

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>>130624995
>a leaf larping again

>>130624743
its like 110 here
getting into the cars are like stepping into a fryer
but we man the fuck up and deal with it, drink water it wont kill you.

>>130624743
Because most walk around in garbage bags.

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>>130630159
AC NEEDS TO HAVE COILS OUTSIDE THE STRUCTURE TO DUMP THE HEAT OR YOU GET NO NET CHANGE IN TEMPERATURE

THE REAL BENEFIT OF AC THOUGH IS DEHUMIDIFICATION, MOTHERFUCKING DRY MODE THE REAL MVP

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Meanwhile in Argentina...

>>130630159
You people smell like shit.

>>130624743
Because we're not used to the heat nigger. Hence we got shit done, invented stuff and work fucking hard.

>>130624743
Because they don't have air conditioning you fucking mong.

>>130630524
Well I mean you get used to different temperatures over time, for instance +5 celcius feels colder in the fall than the spring since one comes after the summer and the other after winter. We had one year when the temperature stayed above 30 for two weeks or so and afterwards 20 felt chilly, usually that would feel nice and warm

>>130625416
>Britbong don't have air conditioning, faggot.

This. We are not prepared for hot weather like others as we don't get much.

>>130630767
91 with out a/c would be unpleasant but it wouldn't be deadly, just sit in front of a fan, drink water.

>>130630224
>bant is frequently raided by wild Yakut shitposters
Wunderbar.

>>130630864
next you will tell me nobody has fans.

>>130624743
Please send the heatwave to noth Europe.
We are freezing here and it's mid summer!

I really hope eath will heat up - soon - or we shall wear winter clothing all summer.

Any pussy ass bitch can handle warm weather and humidity. I get that here in Buffalo, and then winter rolls around and we get 6ft of snow over a single weekend. Snow is what makes a man strong.

I don't care if I'm weak I fucking hate this shit.
Bothersome heat, constant sweat, sleepless nights, bugs everywhere, fuck summer.

>>130630951
Actually snow is just gay, there's nothing positive about it.

>>130624743
I did 2 a day football practice with full gear on in 2003 in high school with 106°F (41.1°C) temps in muggy as fuck Missouri and my 23andMe is 99.9% northern European. What the fuck is wrong with you weak cunts?

>>130624743
Lol it's was 105°f where I live 2 days ago, nobody died. Fucking stupid britbongs

>>130624743

>500 could die

what a pointless fucking statement

10000 could die if a truck of peace shows up again

whats your point?

>>130624743
Old brick homes with no AC.
Heat wave kills some old people who were on death's door.

OMG global warming!

Because it's usually a cold country and we aren't adjusted to such a hot climate retard

>>130630372

>no A/C

Correct... UK is usually so grey and miserable that no one even has AC.

The article exaggerates but I'm responding to your statement. It's not hard to figure out why we struggle in the heat when it's cold the other 98% of the year

The same reason you would complain about it being way too cold at -20c but i wouldnt
Are americans seriously this dumb? Did you really need someone to explain it?

>>130631088
Mohamed pls

>>130630951
HUMIDITY IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

EVERY TIME I GO TO MIAMI I WANT TO VOMIT

THE WHOLE PLACE IS A 90% HUMIDITY SAUNA, ITS LIKE DRINKING THE AIR, UTTERLY UNINHABITABLE SWAMP CITY

I'm glad you can all unite together in being condescending twerps, it's lovely to see. We know this isn't significant for most of the world, but nobody's used to it. You should see the sunburns people regularly get holidaying because they don't understand weather outside the UK

>>130631127
Yep. I don't know anyone with sir conditioning

>>130627661
Socialism

>>130630974
>>130631088
>>130631137
You faggots need to toughen the fuck up

>>130631088

>it's hot out

>better stay out till I die and not drink water

if you die of heat you deserve to die for being stupid

>go out in cold

>freeze to death cause you didnt bundle up

>>130629227
Casually slaps chuckle fuck being a chuckle fuck. so hard he falls down. That kid is a pussy.

>>130624743
We where raised in this climate, we get maybe 1 to 3 weeks of what we consider very hot weather a year, the rest of the time its relatively mild, were not used to it.

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Usually we're in the high 70s to low 80s (Fahrenheit obviously)

>>130627432
lmao north african ops during WW2 were carried by French troops

My toddler managed to get sunburn at nursery yesterday and she was covered in factor 50. Not even joking.

>>130625271
No one was freaking out

>>130631357
>factor 50
Is that a brand of horse cum? Or Mohamed's special drink?

>>130631213
Toughen up? God you're retarded. Our bodies aren't used to it it's basic knowledge to know that someone in a colder country isn't going to be climatised to hot weather. Retarded burger cunt.

>>130631357
if by sunburn you mean anal prolapse caused by paki dick I believe you

>>130631485
Are you like, 12?

>>130631502
LMAO you're from France sit down son. Didn't you guys just elect an EU shill who wants to bring in more pakis to arse rape you so?

>>130631502
And the fact that's the first assumption you make tells me you're a nonce. Get help.

>>130630651
comfy as fuck

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>>130625242
Lol! Come to texas.. HEB is publix on steroids..

On second thought...

Fuck off, were full.