What happened to you, krauts and austrians?
We trusted you. We gave you our best years. We swallowed our hatred of the Ottomans. We won every fucking battle. We did our duty. Even after your first attempt failed and led to a catastrophe for us, we rose up, dusted ourselves off and joined you for the second try.
And what did you do? Make stupid decisions, lose and doom the world to kike slavery. And now look at what you've become - a living joke. Using the EU to finish us off.
What the fuck happened to you?