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How will YOU fare against the upcoming Global Warming™ FloodPocalyspe™

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How will YOU fare against the upcoming Global Warming™ FloodPocalyspe™ /pol/?

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>>130564955
Won't affect Canada at all
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>>130565172
But Montreal, Ottawa & Toronto will all be underw- OH I GET IT!
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>>130564955
Colorado so completely unaffected, they didn't even bother naming it.
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>>130565172
So I guess the west coast is your most uncucked area?
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I really really like this map
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>>130565172
even in the apocalypse canada is irrelevant
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>>130564955
>Houston and Austin underwater
>Worse parts of Dallas underwater
>Ft. Worth now has beachfront property

Sure, why not.
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>>130564955
>when you realize it will kill the niggers and spics but largely leave white America untouched.

I'll be upping my CO2 emissions now.
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>>130564955
All smiles.
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>>130564955
Not even the most dire predictions claim this will happen ever

This would be if all the ice on earth melted

Nobody is predicting that and even if it did it would take centuries and would result in more than enough habitable land in northern Asia and Canada and South America/Antarctica to make up for the lost lowlands
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>>130565415
No, only the territories are uncucked
But it looks like Vancouver Toronto Ottawa and Montreal are destroyed so Canada will be 99% White again
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>>130564955
Looks like we'er gonna be seeing a mass exodus of libtards to Eszak-Dakota.
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>>130564955
>nigger areas are getting flooded
>niggers can't swim
I don't see the problem here
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>>130565638
DOUBLE WHAMMY
BOOM
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>>130565779
This is white America's greatest threat.
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>>130565643
Pole shift would do it.
If the east coast gets bumped closer to the equator, this could easily be a real thing.
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>>130564955
>muh confederacy
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>>130564955
is this real? holy shit at least white people can swim, eh?
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>>130564955
>All niggers drown
>Same with New York and West Coast California liberals

I think we'll do just fine.
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>>130564955
What? I love global warming now!
Brb gotta burn some tires and mattresses
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>Uj Mexico
>New York
Why not Uj York?
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Let's play a game eh?
For the first anon who rolls trips, he decides the date, if it's an odd number we get this
>>130565779
If it's even we get
>>130564955
If it's zero we get BOTH
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WOOHOO BEACH FRONT PROPERTY BITCHES
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>>130566147
Rolling and praying.
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I'll be an hour from the beach and the mountains. I'm fine with this. I also poured used motor oil into a hole in the ground last night. Suck it.
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LMAO MY GLORIOUS STATE OF PA JUST GOT RID OF MOST OF ITS NIGGERS
PRAISE JESUS!
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>>130564955
I hate maps like this. The average level rise is just that, average. The Pacific is not going to rise as much as the Atlantic but they show the same rise everywhere. Hell did you know that the Pacific side of the Panama canal is 27 feet lower than the gulf side?
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>>130565868
If a polar shift occurred the world would basically end a massive portion if not the majority of humanity would starve and we would be sent back probably 500-1000 years in terms of civilization

No point in even worrying about such a thing
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>>130565638

It's going to happen so slowly that the People in low lands will probably just move to where you live... and you'll have to be happy about while you pay to house them.
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>>130564955
Ive always wanted to live by the sea
>Missouri bro here
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>>130566147
I mean, trips decides date
6 July 2018
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>>130566360
>No point in even worrying about such a thing
Not worried.
Hopefully anticipating.
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>>130565492
underrated
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Quint 6s say it happens tomorrow.
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>>130566147
Never
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>>130566147
tomorrow plz
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>>130566647
soooo close
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>>130564955

Nice, i'll finally live next to the ocean!
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>>130566647
this is a fag
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>>130564955
>>130565779
>in both Ohio is untouched

I will do literally nothing
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>>130566666
Fuck.
I don't know what to make of this.
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>>130566666
pretty sure that counts
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>>130565415
West-coast Canada's the most cucked part of Canada, with central Canada coming close second.

East-coast Canada is pretty uncucked, particularly Newfoundland, but Newfies are stupid and think that because the provincial liberal party leans right, that must mean the federal liberal party is right and voted trudeau unanimously.
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COWABUNGA NERDS, NIGGERS DONT SURF
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>>130564955
Why is the west coast not flooded?
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>>130565779
>>130564955
Ohio is the safest place in the world. It's even outside tornado alley
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>>130565779
Why does this somehow make me glad to be in Fort Wayne of all places?
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>>130564955
Looks good
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>>130566794
It is, Sacramento is gonna get that Fucking flood, either with the dam or with this
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>>130564955
We're gonna need more dykes n dunes.
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>>130564955
Enjoying My seaside Pennsylvania real estate
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Beach front property on the new Lake Erie Bay Area
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Looks like the dyke just got 10 feet higher!
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>>130565482
He doesn't realize the libcucks just have
the migrate inward
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>>130565779
>First the sea level destroys the east coast and west cost
>then a super volcano will erupt, wiping out the remainder of the states

This is the future you chose.
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>>130565779
What the fuck is this? A volcano?
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>>130567088
You fail to take into consideration the immense lack of self preservation that most of these people exhibit.
They are more likely to protest the rising waters than run from it.
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>>130564955
Worth it just for killing off florida.
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>>130564955
>>130565779

I live in central GA. My home will become a beautiful ocean-front property AND we miss the Ash fallout.
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>>130567328
yellowstone m8
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>>130567326
better than being raped to extinction tbhf
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>>130564955
It would be closer to get to the beach. Plus side a lot of Democrat cities get wiped out. Though its a real shame that will take more than a hundred years for the water to rise to one meter.
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>>130565172
Yes it will, with it being warmer it means that more vegetation will grow and you bear fuckers will actually be able to live in 75% of your country.
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>>130564955
>How will YOU fare against the upcoming Global Warming
I'am taking NASA advice and buying more winter clothes..
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>>130564955

Staying perpetually comfy in WI, senpai.

Won't be flooded, will only get minor ash rain from Yellowstone blowing up, feels good!
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>>130564955
No more three hour drives to the beach. Be about a 20 minute drive. Woohoo, can't wait.
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>>130565779
>>130564955
Biggest threat to Appalachia will be all the refugees.
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>>130566285
This. I'll just move further inland, we'll worth it.
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>>130564955
TFW I'm going to have beachfront property in a few years!
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>>130566730
>>130566814
That's because Ohio is the danger
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>>130564955
MAN DAT OCEAN IS RACISSS
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>>130564955
>only one great lake floods

Who made this retarded shit?
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>>130564955
pretty well, and who knows, maybe I will get to shoot any niggers or shitlibs who are fleeing through my property
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>>130564955
St Lawrence river has a 70 meter elevation from sea level.
>Implying the great lakes will flood

Your Mississippi delta theory is just as retarded.
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>>130567928

the great lakes are at vastly different elevations. that's why there's one of the world's largest waterfalls right between two of them, retard.
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>>130566600
very much cheked
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>>130565638
But imagine the refugees. It would be like Katrina times 30
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>>130564955

>tfw my city is now underwater
>but i can move to the mountains quickly

feels good man.
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>>130568075

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>>130564955
>Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto flooded
Brb buying the biggest glass guzzler I can find
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Lousiana here.

Being under water frankly won't be much of a change.
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>>130567326
Nothing can destroy Rhode Island except for Rhode Islanders.
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>>130564955
Ancapistan is seasteaded so I'll be fine.
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>>130564955
>underwater niggers
FUCK YES
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>>130567918
Hnnnng if only it would happen suddenly
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>>130567918
And after the flood America's IQ jumps 15 points.
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>>130564955
>Live in a country without sea access
>In the alps
Waterniggers btfo tho
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>>130564955
Ill have beachfront property lul.
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>>130568383
WE
WUZ
ATLANTIS
AND
SHEEIIIT
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>>130568485
>>130565779
After this?
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>>130564955
100% fine
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Reminder that waterways are natural roads that literally create themselves.
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>>130564955
buying a grave that doesn't float.
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>>130568663
Stop making bait threads jackass
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Why is /pol/ so slow tonight?
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>>130564955
>degenerates get flooded
Looks like something out of the bible.
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>>130564955
Beachfront property, HELL YEAH
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>Tonight
People on the only relevant continent are still at work
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>>130564955
>Worst parts of Canada underwater
Wtf I love global warming now
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>>130568711

>Now Netherlands is a tropical paradise like Bora Bora
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>>130565364

it will be affected, by all the coastal fucks moving here as climate refugees.
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>>130564955
This looks like such an improvement I'm going to go outside and start my 4 cars so they can idle for a few hours.
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>>130567918
Why is there that pocket of blacks in Alaska? I thought it was the whitest state ever.
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>>130568967
They can have Flagler
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>>130568666
A Satan approved infrastructure program.
Reminder to put mud-tires on all your SUVs and Pickups for improved fuel burn rates. Also regularly drip oil into your muffler for really cool exhaust effects.
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>>130565638
What others said about it being slow, but also it'll vindicate leftist harping over it, at least that's how they'll play it while crying out for vastly expanded government spending to "combat" it and welfare for the gigantic affected poor population. The right will have to be in full damage control while arguing from their back foot for better solutions that cost less.
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>>130569255
>Also regularly drip oil into your muffler for really cool exhaust effects.
Same thing happens when dripping motor oil into your eyes. Really cool visuals.
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>>130564955

Toronto under water?
What's wrong with that?
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>>130567401
Kek
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With all apologies to the South, I'd be pretty happy with this outcome.
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>>130569093
Because if there's one black guy there that's a third of the population of the region
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>>130564955
easier to get to the beach
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>>130564955
Live comfy.
MST BEST ZONE
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>>130564955

Fake news. Sage
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>>130569860
Whats gadsden? I dont know american politics mucj
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>>130565172
Canada may become a superpower or be invaded by the US as more of its land becomes livable.
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>tfw new orleans

I've known my life will be ended by drowning, liver failure, heart failure, or tyronne's bullet from day one.
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>>130564955
BASED OHIO #1 STATE IN THE UNION

>>130567827
lmao
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>>130569965
Not sure why you're asking me, but maybe you mean the Gadsden Purchase, where the US bought the bottom tip of Arizona from Mexico?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_Purchase
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>>130567088
No I'm just happy that the Bible Belt will be gone.
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>>130569965
The flag?
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>>130564955
>How will YOU fare against the upcoming Global Warming™ FloodPocalyspe™ /pol/?
>>130565779
>DOUBLE WHAMMY
>BOOM
>>130566730
>>in both Ohio is untouched
>>130566814
>Ohio is the safest place in the world. It's even outside tornado alley
>>130567827
>That's because Ohio is the danger
>>130570128
>BASED OHIO #1 STATE IN THE UNION

Looks to me like Ohio needs it's own flag
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>>130568293
you're a good man
we see eye to eye
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>>130564955
>invest in dirt cheap housing in Kentucky or Tennessee
>a few years later you have prime oceanfront real estate worth 30x what you paid for
Can't wait
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>>130570501
Oh that, that's the DON'T TREAD ON ME flag. Google it, turkanon.
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>>130570674
Golly gee I think it's about gosh darn time!
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>>130570674
Each of the states have their own flag.
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>>130571079
Geez oh man, he means on 4chan
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>>130571079
But most of them are a blob on a blue plate. Booooring.
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>>130564955
with nuclear winter
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>>130564955
>California gets water
Why aren't they for global warming?
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>>130566666
Goddamn nigger
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>>130565638
It also removes the liberal areas from Washington state. Time to take more road trips!

Texans need to buy electric cars though, so you can power them on that sweet sweet coal. Plus the factory production emissions are an added bonus.
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>>130570372
Watching your wife get creampied by niggers isn't enough?
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>>130570956
>NO STEP ON SNEK
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>>130566794
The Cascade mountains, I know you don't have any real mountains in England, but they exist over here.
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FACT: The Mummy is actually a good and fun movie
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>>130564955
Holy shit let this happen instantly, without refugees. Take puerto rico too.
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>>130566666
it was nice knowing you all. put me in the screencap.
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Where I live in Texas will be a nice seaside town! Can't wait! More sea means more shrimp right?
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>>130564955
Looks like I'll have beach front property soon. Nice.
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>>130564955
what movie is this?
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>>130572158
Boris Karloff is a good actor though
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>>130564955
We will be voting conservative for all eternity it seems. Maybe I want global warming to be real...
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Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou is nice so I think a big flood would be good
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>>130567326
>all the dead niggers and spics

I'm ready.
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>>130564955
That image you posted would save America.
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>>130564955
i'll be comfy
t.merchant mariner
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>>130564955
>tfw Dallas
>going to be major port
WE'RE GOING TO BE ROLLING IN PESOS ESE
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>>130565779
This doesn't make sense considering a lot of elites are building bunkers in the Ozarks.
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>>130564955
I'm moving to Florida :)
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>>130565779
AND FERTILE FARMLAND RIGHT TO OUR NORTH
DALLAS WORLD ORDER HOMBRES
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>>130564955
im in one of the safest places on earth OP
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>>130564955
enjoying my near beach property
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>>130564955
Fuck yeah I'm beachfront now.
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Dallas here, apparently I'll be able to get some nice beach front property.
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>>130564955
what will happen to greece anon?
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>>130564955
>)
Boston will become the next Venice. We are living on marshland for the most part already.
Providence can be washed away for all i care.
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>>130564955
>Ottawa, Toronto, and Montreal purged

Thank you based global warming
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>>130564955
>Cleaning the trash
and nothing of value was lost. Pity Chicago survives
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>>130564955
That's pretty much a map of what to remove to fix America.
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>>130564955
>Become owner of beachfront property
>New York, Florida, Sacramento Valley, Portland, Seattle, D.C. under water
>Once land-locked republican states now have direct access to waterway trade routes
>Millions of spics, niggers, and their liberal cucks drown

Second renaissance when?
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>>130566814
Ohio had been whacked with enormous tornadoes in the past, same with Pennsylvania.
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>>130566666
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>tfw even in the worst case scenario with yellowstone blowing up and all the ice on earth melting northwest PA still remains untouched
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>>130577886
Now heroin is probably more dangerous than tornadoes
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>>130564955
All of the black belt drowning.
This was the white man's plan all along
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>>130579714
Don't forget about thermal inversions, never forget the Dimona dead.
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>>130564955
>Every nigger infest part of the US is flooded

I'm ok with this.
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Pretty well, actually. The only thing I fear is retarded southerners migrating north and further degrading the Midwest.
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>>130579878
Donora* not sure why my autocorrect did that kek
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>>130564955
>most of Eastern NC under water

YES PLEASE MAKE STATE GREAT AGAIN
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>>130565779
I wonder if we'll ever reach a technological point where we can somehow avert this
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>>130565482
It's yours friend, you can save it.
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>>130579762
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>>130564955
Map is total bullshit. You trying to say only the east coast gets flooded? Fuck you retard.
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>>130564955

Amazing this bullshit map is still around.
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>>130580814
The West coast is mostly plateaus and mountains.
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>minnesota is completely fine
now, we just need to find a way to get rid of all the somalians
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>>130564955
why is your flag in Hungaryan ? stop with the fucking proxys
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>>130564955
gotta stop renting and buy a house in DFW before it becomes beach front
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>>130580901
Los Angeles is right about sea level. Oegon and washington coast too. This map is wrong. You have to go quite a distance to get into hills and mountains central and northern cali, but the rest of it no way it stays.
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>>130565623
That's a blessing for Texas !
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I'm allright. More food for me. Plenty of fresh water
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>>130564955
Simple: Move Inland

Goodbye Coastal Greece & Venice

Fuck Jew York Manhatan.

We can also build Dams like Netherlands >>130567056 (10 feet higher)

>>130569722 >>130582066 >>130581375 >>130582303 >>130581194 >>130580979
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>>130566285
Who /beachfrontproperty/ here?
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Waterfront property BABY!!
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>>130564955
it would never reach that level even if 100% of all ice on earth melted
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>>130581375
Ya but the strip of land at sea-level on the west coast is a lot smaller than the massive area of land at sea level in the east and south.

t. Washington fag
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>that canal connecting the St. Louis River and the Atlantic by cutting through NY and New England

Neat
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>>130564955
(Los Angeles)I'll have to move inland a bit, no big deal

but the biggest thing I see in CA is
>central valley becomes an inland sea
This is going to have huge ramifications in terms of moisture delivered to the Sierras and beyond. Could East-Central CA become wet like the current Pacific Northwest?

also, dat Puget supersound
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>>130583581
Somehow Trump will cause some comets to crash into the Earth to get to that sea level.
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>>130583581
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>>130583973
>what is plate tectonics
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>>130564955
my Appalachian mountain side home will be beach front property
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>>130564955
I'll be fine. 706 reporting.
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And once again Utah is the superior state.
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>>130565662
>Vancouver
China just banned their citizens from withdrawing large amounts of foreign currency. Your real-estate price crisis should start to ease if it isn't already.

>>130565868
I'm going to assume you are not a dumbass, and you realize pole shift refers to magnetic poles and has nothing at all to do with rotational poles.
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>>130564955
Perfectly fine
>>130565779
Ash will probably mess with my allergies
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>>130564955
>tfw beachfront property

feels good
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>wow new beachfront property!
>Beachfront property baby!
Does no one here live in the coast?
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>>130566285
This. GA lost Atlanta and Macon. Good riddance.
And >>130583409
Me. Or at least I'll be a lot closer. I won't even have to move.
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>>130564955
Global warming climate change is fake
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>>130564955
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>>13000000
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>>130566147
Never
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>>130564955
East-Texas will drown?
I love Trump now
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>>130584475
Where at? Columbus here
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>>130564955
i'll be paying outrageous rent at Harrisburg Harbor
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>>130583409
who /alreadybeachfrontpropertythatwon'tbedestroyedbyrisingwaterlevels/ here?
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>>130564955
I'm looking closer at this map and...I'm not seeing a problem.
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>>130565779
>Canada still won't be affected
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>>130566147
4th of July this year pls
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>>130564955
Live in Buffalo NY. Looks like I'll be obtaining some new beachfront porperty.
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>>130564955
LIVE - Rick Wiles: Prophetic Warning, Debt Tidal Wave Towering Over Sleeping America, Pentagon’s Decision to Shoot Down Syrian Warplane Bombing ISIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSZGgFhjE8
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>>130585207
Chiraq somehow makes it. Not too excited about that
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>>130564955
All according to plan. The Midwest will be an economic powerhouse in the US again. Hail the Heartland! Praise the sea!
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>>130565623
Exactly what I thought
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>>130564955

What are we gonna call that bitchin lake in the high desert on California? Lake Bullshit?
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>>130585332
We'll repurpose this.
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>>130564955
>tfw landlocked
>tfw surrounded by mountains
Can't wait for the Polish and German beaches.
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thing is we'll just have to relocate fucking niggers, they wont die
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>>130585483
>Lake Bullshit?
Lake I told You So.
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>>130585687
>Antarctica will ice free there fire exponentially growing the amount l of liveable land

Whats the issue again?
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>>130580091
being in Springfield Missouri you are technically in the North, but all the towns south of us are full of fuck-head hicks and Southerners
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>>130564955
I'm golden, high and dry.
Can't wait to start a scuba treasure diving business in the formerly populated areas.
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>>130564955
If the forecasts are correct everybody will fare very fucking badly. Around 1,5m refugees brought Europe to chaos, and they say climate change will make 120m refugees
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>>130564955
This map is total bullshit. If ALL ice on the ENTIRE earth, AND the oceans increased 5 degrees Fahrenheit (causing them to expand), the sea level would ONLY raise by about 200 feet MAXIMUM.

It would fuck up a shit ton of rich asshole beach mansions, but 95% of the the earth (and America) would be just fine.
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>>130564955
West coast = mad max thanks to Fuckushima
Midwest crater thanks to Yellowstone
East coast lush forests thanks to evil Co2

EC for the win
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>>130564955
>900m above sea level
I'm safe from the water, but I need to find a way to deal with the influx of even more rapefugees coming from the shitskin regions.
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>>130564955
>geomandering

Oh gawd damn it pol.

Good post Bob, how is Brenda doing?
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>>130564955
why does the new shoreline look so jagged compared to the old?
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>>130565623
Where do you think Austin is located?
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>>130585859
>that inland sea in the Australian outback
>that European archipelago

sounds good
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>>130569722

Why did lake Michigan get bigger? I mean I know why but fuck at least try to make sense.
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>>130586057
>200 feet
>Literally nothing
Son, 200 feet is pretty high.
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>>130586486
lake michigan is actually shrinking as the land springs back up after being pressed down by 1000 feet of ice for 10,000 years
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Granddaddy was Apache. i'll be fucking fine.
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>>130586253
If you believe in global warming, I can sell you saci's leg
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>>130564955
Your map is retarded, who the fuck made this.
The entire Mississippi river up to the great lakes will become a huge flood network, it will be so bad that the water could possibly push back towards the great lakes flooding them and causing the surrounding area to become unlivable.
California will almost be entirely under sea as will most parts of Mexico. The mid west and the desert could theoretically become livable as rivers spring up all over the place as the land alters.

Also
>Mid TN
I'm pretty fucking well off and looking forward to my new beach side property.
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>>130584682
Faggot
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>>130564955
It will affect Niggers the most. That Southeastern water rise almost perfectly matches up with the nigger population.
It will also affect the mexicans in California
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>>130564955
STILL going to be living in the fucking Mojave desert. fuck off with all your climate change bullshit.
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Just hilarious the crap liberals will believe in.
They seem unable to bring any common sense to discerning reality from made up bull shit.
The sky is not falling and the sheep cannot believe it.
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Looks like my uncles West Virginian cabin in the Appalachian mountains will be waterfront property. I will be okay
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>>130586496
If you believe in this bullcrap in a chef's salad, I want to sell you hitler's jew tooth moustache comb collection
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>>130568293
They're actually going to be fine and prosper from climate change. The most severe climate projections leave them untouched.

Also they're going to remain far enough from the coast that they won't be pummelled by hurricanes the way much of the US will.

Who knows, the Saintt Lawrence could even become the pre-eminent natural safe harbour in North America.
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>>130585118
Everyone will be paying outrageous rent - there'll be less land, but no fewer people (what, did you think they'll all just stay where they were and drown?)
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>>130565779
what % would the white population change on a global scale
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>>130585687
>sea level increase of 170 meters

Where are you getting all the new water? This is completely impossible. The only thing that causes sea level change on that scale is tectonics. Hopefully Al Gore can figure out a way to stop the plates from moving
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>>130564955
>Still landlocked
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>>130564955
My house turns to beach front property
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>>130565779
I'd like to see them both overlapped into what's left of livable area.
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>NJ wiped off the map
Can't happen soon enough
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>>130587395
>dumb southern nogs can swim
>they will evacuate
>katrina 2 entire south boogaloo wont happen
hopefully we lose at least 10 mil
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>droves of coastnormies in slat glasses shitting up my town with loud conversations about Stranger Things
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>>130564955
Looks like only nigger states will be flooded. Why is global warming bad again?
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>>130564955
>tfw my property value quadruples because it becomes a beachfront in NY
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>>130564955
>I'll be alive to watch San Francisco sink into the ocean
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHY1D0tKRA

I'm so happy....
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>>130589042
LA is basically worse now and it survives
I guess we just need more water
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>>130586057
Except most of human civilization is on the coast
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>>130564955
I guess the South isn't going to rise again.
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>every post here is like
>cool! I get beachfront property!
Did everyone here build their houses according to this map? I imagined way more people would have their houses submerged
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>>130566100
Because New York got its name after the city
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>>130564955
Welp, I guess I'll drown. Florida is gonna have some sick fishing spots at least.
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>>130564955


nobody will live to see that
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>>130565638
I have old tires I might burn.
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>>130565172
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>>130581170
My thoughts exactly.
Vagy lehet hogy kint élő gyökér..
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>>130564955
Wheres the proof this will happen OP
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>>130564955
>live in arizona
literally the most indestructible state. i wont have to worry about anything except yellowstone, and when that happens i still wont die immediately. ill have to prepare to LARP mad max style.
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>>130564955
Buy some property in Alabama. It'll be beachfront soon and the value will skyrocket.
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>>130581170
>>130589950
It says hungary? What do you mean?
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>>130564955
If that map is accurate, and it's not. I get beach front property in New England. So, sweet.
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Fine, could use some warming here, it's 10 C right now.
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>>130565700
If it only affected Chicago and Detroit as well.
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>>130590152
No, it's written in Hungarian. Egyesült Államok for instance means United States.
So basically OP got his map from a Hungarian site.
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>>130564955
>geomandering
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>>130564955
>TFW you become beachfront property
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>>130564955
Nice trade
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>>130567918
why can't the map just say "concentration of niggers in america"
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>>130566666
T-this doesn't count right?
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>>130564955
>california and la/sf above water
holy shit nigga u retarded
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>>130591471
Nigga look closer, the dots are almost completely blue
It's gonna be named Los Atlantidos with all the Spics there
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>>130591131
fuck you Virginia your state is a shithole, worse than Cali by far
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>>130564955
Dallas here, I'm going to enjoy my new beachfront property.
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>>130566666
wut
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>>130566666
Now that's spooky
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>>130566466
strong toth get noted
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>>130564955
You didn't call me a goy and you didn't pay your debnts. Do both of these things please. America is the best goyim.
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>>130591131
Same.
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>>130583409
Southern Illinois here, gonna be great
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>>130584863
>lost Atlanta
>airport is one of the lowest points in the region
>lost a place where the airport is 1027' MSL.
I don't think so Tim.
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>>130583409
Yo
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>>130592812
Βάρβαρε we will never pay debts, debnts is usury, we are holy people
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>>130593227
>blonde Floridan
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>>130564955
>my farm becomes beachfront property
too bad im terrified of water
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>>130585687
>New beaches in the south coast even closer to the north
Sign me up fampai
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>>130564955
Toronto AND Ottawa under water!? Time to get a big block and speed this up a little. Get some cows too.
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>>130585662
>one screwdriver
Toppest lel.
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>>130575014
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>>130564955
My home will be even closer to the beach than it was before. What's the problem again?
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