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>wake up
>pick up a newspaper
>read top headline
>local Hitlerjugend has eliminated last Bolshevik resistance north of Nowosibirsk
>"huh, pretty cool, good thing our youth is trained since birth"
>other news
>The Führer makes a rare public speech since his health has worsened
>"wonder who will replace him"
>the economy continues to rise for 50 consecutive years
>put down the paper
>kiss my aryan wife and tell goodbye to our 5 aryan children as I don't want to miss my turbojet flight to Amerika
>"Have to make that bussiness deal"
>walk outside to a breath of fresh air due to nazi's strict environmental policy
>suddenly it all goes black
>I wake up
>turn on tv
>"7 dead in a London terror attack, motive unclea..."
>go back to sleep