>be English >walking through London >at a pedestrian

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>be English
>walking through London
>at a pedestrian crossing, smile to Bangladeshi looking woman to your side
>green man
>vehicle flashes past
>hear thud and a blood-curdling scream
>woman dead on the ground right in front of you
>driver seemingly also dead
>regain some composure within a couple of minutes, holy fuck you're lucky to be alive
>call emergency services and notify them there has been a collision
>white woman in front of you looks round so fast she must have got whiplash
>starts screeching and breathing fire
>"HOW DARE YOU DOWNPLAY THIS ATTACK"
>pushes you to the ground and begins clawing at your face
>ronaldpoppo.png
>yfw you weren't so lucky after all