What's up Pol, floridafag here doing jury duty, how can

>>130524376
refer to the defendant as an uppity nigger

>>130524580
I appreciate the idea, i was thinking of nigger, seeing as half of the people in this building are niggers.

>>130524376
Say you have a family member who's a cop

Say the defendant looks like a stupid nigger

>>130524376
Pretty sure they won't call you back if you admit to having a racial bias.
That's my plan for when I eventually get called up .

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Say "You know, I never really cared much for the jews, I don't know about anyone else here"

>>130524376
Sound enthusiastic. It also helps to act smarter than you are. Attorneys hate when a juror is looking forward to some armchair lawyering

>>130524376
They may not even call you up to ask you questions. I've been called to jury duty many times. I've never actually sat on a jury. Just give some weird answers if you do get called up to questioning. Don't be a fucking retard and say anything offensive. You are in a court room. They won't take it lightly.

>>130524376
Drop red pills until they leave:
>Niggers have lower iq on the bellcurve than whites
>Niggers are all democrat that vote for welfare
>Niggers acquit niggers because muh whyt man even when said nigger is guilty for being a nigger
And have a great jury duty-free day

>>130524376
that looks more like a uni class than a trial court anon

>>130524376
Tell them your favorite past time is to talk about nazi symbolism on a samoan dog food board.

Just say that you will automatically find any defendant innocent because only god can judge us.

>>130525009
Good advice.

>>130525153
Also good advice.

>>130524376
stand and yell "CANT FLIMFLAM THE ZIMZAM"

>not sucking it up and fulfilling your civic duty

And you people wonder why our nation is dying. Also stop taking fucking cellphone pictures in court l, you mong

>>130524776
winner

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>>130525306
Kek

>>130524376

I have a cousin that acquitted a defendant of agg assault on an officer. The DA will never pick him again.

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>>130524376
DON'T DO IT ANON, IT'S REPUTATIONAL SUICIDE

>>130525307
Juries dont work or make sense is this country and its a nig waste of all of our time

>>130524376
Just go on about how society is out of control and drastic things need to be done. And that criminals no matter how petty the crime need to be made an example of

What county you in? Say you or a family member went to law school. Have a university, Stetson or UF, ready and a family member name

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>>130525307
Our nation is dying because some shmo doesn't wanna sit on a jury. Good one.

>>130524376

Here you go OP. What you need to do to get permabanned from ever doing jury duty is strongly hint/imply you are aware about "JURY NULLIFCATION".

DO NOT DIRECTLY REFER TO IT IN A COURTHOUSE, YOU WILL FACE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES.

If you have headphones on (DO NOT PLAY THIS OUT LOUD WHERE YOU'RE AT), watch this video before the lawyers examine you.

https://youtu.be/uqH_Y1TupoQ

>>130524376
Yell nigger out loud and claim that we need a race war now gas the kikes 1488.

Ask if the jury will receive instructions on nullification.

>>130524376
tell them you'd believe the cops before some nigger off the street. works for me every time.

>>130524376
dont get dismissed. go do your part. wtf?

show then this thread?

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>>130524376
Ok OP I give you the answer.
Just say you would make a good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking ay them.....or tell them you go to pic related.

>>130525594
I honestly wouldnt even hint at that

stand up and say "I hate niggers jews spics niggers sand niggers and the irish"

>not doing your civic duty to fairly enforce the law

kys pos nigger

>>130525594
Sadly dont have headphones, give me a tldr

>>130524376
Usually telling the lawyers and the judge that you are aware of jury nullification is good enough for any of them to kick you off.

But why do that? Stay quiet and mousy with your answers, get on the jury and cause a mistrial. They'll regret the day they dragged you down to the courthouse.

>>130525888
>>130525888

>Do you have any personal beliefs that you feel will prevent you from enforcing the full extent of the law?
>Yes.

That's one way to hint at it.

>>130525590
No, it's dying because its citizens are too shortsighted and ignorant to appreciate the necessity of an impartial jury. Instead everyone just bitches out so they can jack off to anime while the unemployed and old fill out juries and deliver shitty verdicts. But I'm sure OP will be the first in line to bitchwhen Tyrone gets acquitted because "he a gud boi" and the jury felt sympathetic.

>>130525919
Im not a nigger, im white buddyo. Theres a fuckton of niggers here tho.

>>130524376
Just do it, you might be able to get a nigger sent to prison or help a white person go free.

>>130526058
I was considering trying to get on a trial just to fuck it all up.

>>130524376
How can I increase my chances of being selected for Jury duty?
I'm so sick of my job.

>>130526079
Know about jury nullification is not a beleif. Believing only aglos deserve probation and bail is a beleif.

>>130525594
>DO NOT DIRECTLY REFER TO IT IN A COURTHOUSE, YOU WILL FACE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES.

You're so full of shit.

>>130524376

Just start saying racist shit. Seriously, it's that easy.

>>130524376
>how can I get dismissed and never called back.
say "Gas the kikes, race war now" regardless of the question asked to you by the attorney

>>130524376
Pray out loud during the whole selection process, if you have a pen and paper write jibberish while praying.

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>>130524376


OP, can we help with finding a verdict ?

woulda be fun.

/pol/ are smartest anyway ( xept leftists, they're being cromagnon subhumans as always )

Yell "I'm going into labor!" Shit on the floor, and act disgusted when you find out it's a negro baby.

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fake your own death.

Getting sworn in right now boyos, op gotta go, keep this shit alive and ill try to respond

>>130526274

>what is contempt of court charge.

>>130526001

TL;DW: Because of the two laws that juries cannot be punished for their verdict and double jeopardy, there exists a third option where despite the defendent being 100% guilty (DNA, video footage, etc.) the jury can decree that he is innocent. This is called Jury Nullification. Some argue its a way to protest unjust laws. Courts will never tell you about it and mentioning it in certain areas, like courthouses, will get you in trouble. BUT, if you can somehow hint and imply that you might be aware of it ("I have personal beliefs that may prevent me from upholding the full extent of the law"), you could get permabanned from jury duty.

>>130526409
Not allowed to post about any case im on. They told us thatll catch us a charge

>>130525307
>Get stuck on a county jury thats a weekly occurence for 2 months
>Just sit and hear minor ticket cases and some small town drug related crimes, biggest was a murder that was being plead guilty
>Saw 3 lawyers over two months, 2 were in the murder plea, everyone representing themselves

>>130524376
Say that you believe only God can determine who's innocent

it's that easy. Overt racism works pretty well too so they kick you out during voir dire.

>>130526480

if the defendant is 100% guilty, the judge can overturn a JN

>>130526227
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification_in_the_United_States#Notable_Criminal_Prosecutions

>>130526211
Have criminal aquantinces.

>>130524376
>Your honor, I've already made up my mind
works every time

>>130524376
Fucking hell taking photography in court is in direct criminal contempt, asshole.
Anyone who weasels out of a civic obligation like jury duty should pay extra taxes.

>>130524376
fuck off phoneposter

>>130524376
do u know the plaintiff or the defendant?

(((its supposed to be trial by peers)))

>>130524376
>juror, do you have anything against people like the defendant?
>yes, I hate all of their kind since I was a kid
>ok, you're dismissed

>>130526227

>"Hey my fellow jurors, did you know we don't have to say guilty if he's guilty: we can say they're innocent regardless of the evidence hurr durr."

Congrats, you just ruined the jury and the court has to waste resources/time setting up a new one. Yeah, they'll totally not punish you for doing that. Google this shit and do your research if you don't believe me. Or better yet, tell coming jurors at a courthouse about it like the goddamn stupid North American Pavement Ape you are you tar-baby.

>>130526211
Dunno what it's like in roofuckerland, but here in burgerlardland, just registering to vote usually will get you dickslapped with a jury summons with in a few months. Also getting your driver's license transferred to a new state will often trigger it too from what I understand.

>>130526661
Im in a waiting room cunt. No where has it stated thats illegal.

>>130526603
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification_in_the_United_States#Notable_Criminal_Prosecutions

and both cases were dismissed fag.

>>130526058
>>130526161
This has always been my plan. Haven't gotten called in yet though.

Is jury questioning under oath or subject to any penalty for being a twat?

>>130526598

Nope, only guilty verdicts. Once declared innocent, that's that.

>>130524376
Ask about jury nullification.

>>130524376
When I got called for jury duty, I told them if the guy is black i'm 100% saying he's guilty no matter what happens. They let me go 30mins later.

>>130524376
Ask about jury nullification.

>>130526853
Under oath, we already got sworn in

>>130524376
take one look at the person and say i think this fucker is guilty.

>>130524376
just say you dont like beaners and them damn niggers. not even joking.

>>130524376
Was he black?

>>130524376

West Palm Beach huh? If they ask you if you trust the word of a policeman say that you have a hard time believing them.

>>130526717
if ur in the jury start screaming out how the basis of the trial is unconstitutional(because its not based on a trial by peers) and ur just gonna relinquish the crimes of the criminal because the trail itself is unconstitutional

>>130526525
Not sure why it posted mid post.

>Boring as shit
>Mostly white trash, speeding tickets and teenage mischief
>Couldnt get out of it since salaried, no lawyers to question us.

Most court jurys are a formality honestly. You have a right to a trial by your peers but, at least in my backwoods community, there isnt really much to go by.

>>130524376
Whats the case for anyways? Sometimes its fun

>>130524580
that wont do anything in florida

>>130524376
stare at the defendant, i got let off because i stared at him with a dirty look

>>130524376
Talk about jury nullification. The faggots hate that you know your rights and will remove you immediately before you 'contaminate' the other people.

>>130526853
If you're going to lie, make sure they cannot catch you in it. If they catch you for perjury, that's a felony I think. Same rule when you're dealing with cops - don't. get. chatty. If you don't have to say something, shut the fuck up.

>>130524580
It's Florida, people would agree

>>130527117
Probably not

>>130527112
Havent been assigned to a case, just waiting to see what they dump me on

>>130526603
Knowing about jury nullification is not a crime. It is a legitimate civic practice for juries to show they find the law unjust.
The examples raised in your wiki link are ppl convicted of distributing fliers outside the courthouse without a permit

Op update, we got movies in this waiting room. We're watching The Martian (matt Damon in space)

Op here, other question guys, who should I advise that im aware of jury nullification

I don't get the problem. Don't you get paid for it?

>>130527461
Wow. That's more than they give you 'round here. All you got are whatever books or music you bring with you.

>>130527569
$15 a day is the pay, it jumps to 30 if you go over 3 days

>>130524376
I did jury duty last summer. Sat on two cases (burglary and some chad who raped some pissed up slag).
Beats going to work for 3 weeks.

>>130527563
When they ask you questions

>>130527563
Wait for them to question you during voir dire. Do NOT volunteer information, only speak when spoken to and speak only enough to answer their questions.

>>130527461

OP, don't listen to these faggots. Get on the jury and throw cases or talk people into finding someone guilty based on if you like the accused or not.

The more guilty they are, the funnier it is when you tell them that they are not guilty.

i would absolutely love to be on jury duty
seems like a ton of fun discovering the case and making debate/arguments with the other jurors (that's how it works right?)

>>130524376
You should do it.

>>130527628
How many hours per day?

>>130527563
Do what this guy said. >130526079

>>130525607

This anon gets it. Ask about jury nullification and they'll probably kick you out and never fuck with you again.

>>130527720
Im here all day apperantly, they make keep us till 5pm, its 9am rn

>>130526661
Hey everyone, check it out, it's a communist that wants extra taxes.

Seriously, is it hard to imply your non-PC beliefs in an indirect way? We have the phrase "Dog whistle" in the English vocabulary for a reason, and both lawyers and judges can pick out something suspicious. Something like:

"Yes, I will uphold the laws of the land - but I understand that more as upholding the principles behind the laws, not the laws themselves. They're really just a means to the end of a orderly society, philosophically speaking. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's how I live my life."

>>130526058
Kek just like the Cosby trial.

Defense rested after just six minutes.


Mistrail.

>>130524376
"I believe in the Constitution as originally written"

If you act like a douchebag in order to get out of jury duty, you are violating the Constitutional rights of the accused.

>>130524376
Just tell them that Hitler did nothing wrong and you wish the Holocaust had actually happened

>>130527678
>Its really funny more ppl are jailed and your tax dollars are spent to support them for years to come
Muh sides!

>>130527683
I don't think it's that glamorous, you have to be stuck in a room with a bunch of soccer moms, cuckservatives, and nigs. Not a bunch of anons.

Just say that you "can't wait to convict." I think that's your out if they know you are biased.

>>130527781
That it's absolute garbage. Your movies and series had given me (us?) the impression that jury duty is awesome and you got paid same wage you work or minimum wage if you don't + transportation to and from the place + buffet meal.

>>130527918
Im a personal believer that more crimes should be punished by death, in particular firing squad.

>>130527628
>$15 a day
wtf, it's $6 here (Texas)

>>130527956
I wish I was at work germanbro

>>130527843
More than that, if they think you're acting a certain way to get out of it, they might slap you with a contempt of court. And they would have a point, you are being contemptuous of their court. But it would result in you having to go back downtown to that depressing courthouse, as a defendant instead of a juror. You need to watch what you say and say as little as you can.

>>130527956
>Your movies and series had given me (us?) the impression that jury duty is awesome

There's a reason most people hope they're never called up.

>>130524376
Say you hate insurance companies, all of them. Just work it in there when you're asked whether you are a _____ customer or something. Answer yes or no, but they're all trash, and if it weren't for THE STATE EMPOWERED INSURANCE CARTEL you might be able to recommend one that it isn't a racket.

>>130528101
Im not trying to get held in contempt.

>>130527813
>you unironically: " yes i believe citizens have civic obligations and i looove to uphold the principles
>but i think other ppl not me should do it"
Mooching off society without vontributing is the republican way after all.

>>130527683

More or less, but you are limited to discussing the evidence presented, and generally you cannot make your own inferences without it being frowned upon by the court, but it seems people do all the time.

I highly recommend you watch the film 12 Angry Men (1957), although the jury member in the film going out and doing their own investigation would be grounds for a mistrial if it ever got out.

>>130527918
Yes, the inverse of that is funny. You know how many completely bullshit laws exist?

>>130527628
We get £6 ($7.6) per day under 10 hours, or £13 ($16.60) over 10 hours per day here.
Plus 31p per mile mileage costs for fuel as well as parking costs covered.
They will also pay for loss of earnings up to a certain amount plus accommodation if you're required to remain overnight.

Not a bad gig.

>>130527956
Lol. Most states don't pay you shit. Your employer is supposed to keep paying you by law. And if you get fired over having to serve as a juror, the court can really bend over and fuck that employer hard after you report it to them.

A handful of states will pay you and reimburse you for meals, but only if you're a NEET, if you have any jerb at all, they will stick it to your boss.

And I've noticed that if you indicate you are indeed a NEET on the questionaire they hand out, they suddenly become much more motivated to shuffle you back out the door before they have to start paying you to be there =)

>>130524776
Saying "well the police wouldn't have arrested them if they were innocent" used to work.

>>130528311
Yeah i agree. Thats why im for jury nullifications, but its a power not to be taken lightly.

>>130528271

You might be clinically retarded (if your flag wasn't a giveaway). I was giving a suggestion to OP.

Of course, I would love to be able to say what I said and still land on jury duty. With a little luck I'd be able to acquit people assaulting communists. Because they aren't people.

>>130528566
I hope I get to jail some leftists

>>130528653
Listen to my 2/3 of satanic trips.

>>130528096
My condolences.
>>130528139
I've been enlightened. Now I get why people complain.
>>130528441
Thanks for the info, ameriquaintance.

wait a minute, if I really say I hate niggers or gas the kikes I could go to jail? Cuz that's what I would do.

Should i start a second thread or are the mods gonna piss on me

>>130524376
say nigger out of anger to any color person and you'll never be invited back. In fact, you CAN NEVER be allowed back.

>>130528517
Well, it gets tricky when the vast majority of jurors convict on whether they like the person or not, how much they liked the cheesy lawyer, and other biases. One could argue that there's much much more nullification going on that we think.

Expecting the average person to be rational is always a mistake. Look at democracy. There's an old joke that goes something like 'A jury of your peer, right? Well that isn't true. It's a jury of people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

>>130524376
Tell them you are pregnant. Woks every time.

God i hate the Martian....

>>130528879
wait until 300 messages

>>130529020
potatoes!

>>130529069
Oki doki. Thank you spainbro

>>130529140
Ironically on that scene rn

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I was placed in jury duty near in downtown miami. It was boring for a bit, but I did like the process. Whole lot of standing for me.

I'm a full time student so I cant go to this.

I made a mistake that I do work in an employer with 10 or more full time employees. I have workstudy, I made that mistake and wont get that sweet sweet $15 for a whole day.

Shame.

Dont knock it, my first time voting and first time doing that makes me feel better about understanding what a country is asking of its citizens.
Its funny listening to people make up excuses to get out of the jury, make up the stuff on the spot.

Plus you can make banter with some random people. Very nice asian nurse I met.

>>130529191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVCaT6FvI_8

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>>130524376

Do your civic duty. I Used to think I would argue nullification and get perma banned from court too until I wound up on an assault with a deadly weapon case and then a murder.

I wound up as jury foreman for the murder case and my input was crucial in preventing a hung jury and I argued that we go for enhancements that were available too.

Instead of avoiding my civic duty I made sure a murderer and thug will die behind bars.

Don't try to get dismissed, we need more redpilled faggots like you on juries. If you do end up on a jury, remember that you are going in with the assumption that the defendant is innocent. The prosecutor has to demonstrate (without a shadow of a doubt) that he is guilty. You need to be completely convinced. It would take a lot for me to be completely convinced that any defendant is guilty of whatever he is charged. Too many people are falsely imprisoned, that short of a confession, I don't know that I would ever find anyone guilty.

>>130529243
Once they figure out they have to pay you anything at all, they will get motivated to get you out the door. They are cheap bastards. Funny, because those lawyers who pay a song and dance in front of you? They get paid $100s per hour to be there...

You can say you've heard of the case and already have an opinion, therefore cannot impartially serve as a juror.

I bet if jurors got paid the same rate per hour that even the prosecution gets paid to be there, that people would be clamoring for jury duty, not trying to shirk it. People would be acting like they won a trip to Disneyland and not the county courthouse.

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Wear a shirt saying "Ask me about Jury Nullification".

If its too late to print it up, make yourself a christmas cracker style hat from paper to hand and write the same thing on it in thick black marker

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>>130529606
>>130529393
Ha that is very true. Fortunately or unfortunately, you have to wait a year to serve in the jury pool. I can't wait for the 2018 senate elections.


It's a shame really, to not be involved in the process that you may very well be in on the receiving end. What it takes to convince a person who is innocent and guilty.

>>130526079
Actually, you can answer 'No' while you support nullification, not only is
>>130526222
correct in that it's not a belief, nor is it personal, but it's also a citizen's duty, at least in the US, to make sure to government is enforcing only just laws within the bounds of the constitution. Since we can clearly see that the state will pass unlawful acts and the people will bend over and take it, one of the best recourses is for juries to nullify what "should be" guilty verdicts in cases where unlawful acts are being enforced on otherwise innocent citizens.

>>130526661
Typical commie faggot, the helicopter is waiting cunt

eyy

>>130524376
Tell them you're a racist.

>>130529900
You flirting with contempt of court if you start doing things like that. Those people at the courthouse generally have a sour and humorless disposition. And they know their power and sometimes are full of it.

>>130529020
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

Go to a doctor and ask a psychological evaluation. This activity clearly messed with your head. You're on some nazi scumbag forum shitposting.

>>130526797
when you say it like that, yeah, you're clearly in contempt of court, you should be saying more along the lines of

>guys, hey listen guys, this law is stupid, I mean look at it, I bet we can look through just the constitutional amendments and find something it violates; does anyone else think this law is stupid and wrong, like legally wrong, like unconstitutional? okay, so we all seem to agree, let's just vote the defendant not guilty, all in favor?

>>130530296
They're too normie to really understand what being a /pol/lack means, but once they understood it, they would want you out the door as fast as they could get you to go....

>>130524376
Well act dumb. If that doesn't work, while under Voir Dire, i have read prosecutors don't like jurors who know about "Jury Nullification." Its where the Jury can ask for a lesser charge to be given vs. the one on the the table. Say you watch Law and Order all the time and CSI so you are really looking forward to using your knowledge for this case.
>>130525053
Its the waiting room...

>>130524376
Dude get on a Jury, vote based solely on political/ideological reasons...

>>130530316

The person you are responding to has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. I don't believe there's ever been a case of someone within a jury being held in contempt of court for informing the rest of the jury of nullification. As they have every right to understand nullification and practice it, you didn't spoil anything. I'm sure the higher courts would reaffirm that if it ever gets there.

Also, you would be surprised just what never leaves the jury room. They are asked not to disclose what went on in there. Usually it takes a jury member disclosing something to someone who knows the law, then they moves it forward for a mistrial.

>It's a anon tries to dodge his civic responsabilities like a nigger episode
Bravo

>>130531567
Sorry cunt, i just have no faith in the system already.

>>130524376

fuck off, phoneposter

>>130524376
When the defense ask, "is there any reason why you shouldn't be here"?
You raise your hand, and when called upon, say "I hate Niggers".

>>130531785
Fuck you cunt.

>>130524376
Just say you're a fan of jury nullification.

>>130524376
Announce that you have a racial bias and they should tell you to fuck off.

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>>130524376

/thread

Two ways to go.
1) they will ask about your prejudices. Just tell them you see all mud people guilty.
2) tell them you're super excited you get to be there. Act like you watch every episode of CSI. Ask about DNA evidence, what kind of specialists you get to interview, etc. Generally be annoying.

Otherwise, don't be a fucking nigger yourself and do your civic duty. I did a month ago.

>>130531688
In germany we dont even have a jury System and insane leftists acquit muslims after a raping spree.

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>he fell for the 'register to vote' meme

>>130524376
jury nullification no lawyer in their right mind will want you if you know about this

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The fuck did this thread turn into?

Yell out Hitler did nothing wrong Gas the Kikes race war now!

>>130532312
They get it from drivers licence registration, also, schlomo.

>>130524376

I got called for jury duty when I lived in the states. At the start of the examination right after they asked me my address (extremely shitty part of town) I followed up with "Is this going to take long? I need to make it home to make sure that the defendant isn't one of the hood rats living on my street and breaking in as we speak."

They audibly kek'd and dismissed me.

You basically just need to make yourself biased as possible. I was as polite as I could be about it, but if you really don't give a fuck just say "I hate niggers man" and you're off free and paid for whatever time out of the day they wasted for you.

>>130524376
>>130524580
>>130524699
You don't want to get dismissed. The fact that you are here on /pol/ posting means we need you in the jury. However, the fact that you are here on /pol/, means it is likely that the defendant's lawyer will have you dismissed based on your appearance and the answers you provide to his (or her) questions. Don't do anything to get held in contempt of court.

>>130525009
This is actually really good advice. Lawyers like their jurors stupid, and easily manipulated.

>>130532438
A shitshow

OP UPDATE:

STILL WAITING. THEYVE CALLED ALL THE NIGGERS AROUND ME

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Just do your duty, and fry the motherfucker.

>>130535327
Have you managed to get to the rocket yet?

>>130524376

Great place to meet girls.

>>130537984
What rocket, im still in a waiting room.

>>130538522
There are no women here. Just old jews and niggers

>>130538926
OP what's happening in the movie now

>>130540671
Movie ended, science man was saved by nasa. Im on lunch till 1 now. Still havent been called

>>130524376
Ask them about Jury Nullification and they will send you home very, very quickly.

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>>130524376
There is one compelling piece of evidence present. Its that the defendant is black.

>>130524983
THIS

>>130524376
Show them this thread.

>>130524376
Reference your communist ideology. Do just enough to never be sent back, not enough to be back in the courtroom on the other side of the aisle.

>>130525501
>nig waste of time
What did he mean by this?

>>130542149
I hope someone in that courthouse is in here

Also in other news pol, downtown west palm beach is disgusting and smells like a sewer

>>130524376
i thought it was fun being on a jury. take control of everyone else during deliberations and be outspoken. thrust your opinions onto everyone else. they will most likely listen if you're persistent.

Just mention jury nullification and how you believe it is an important tool for the citizenry. You'll be shown the door immediately.

>>130526103
>No, it's dying because its citizens are too shortsighted and ignorant to appreciate the necessity of an impartial jury.

There is no such thing. A bunch of random fuckers off the street, completely untrained and with no experience in law or critical thinking, suddently transforming into an impartial jury that will look purely at the facts.

Fucking farcical at its core.

>>130524376
Ask when you're voting for Dylan Roofs pardon.

>>130525153
Hahahahaha

>>130524376
Just say you're prejudiced against everyone.

>>130524376
>how can I get dismissed and never called back
Let them catch you surfing this site on your phone. Pretty much says it all.

>>130524376
Say: You would have to hear both sides before comming to a conclusion.

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When asked a question or being told something ask? Are you looking for the de jure (pronounced yuri) or de facto definition/answer to the question.

>>130544011
Kek

>>130543227
Ive been running this thread on their wifi since it started

>>130524376
When asked about your impartiality tell them you hate the nigger defendant and the kike prosecutor equally.

>>130524376
>Inquire about the death penalty
>Act really disappointed when they say the death penalty does not apply to this case

>>130542635
Who would rather be anywhere but there too.

>>130540905
how was lunch OP

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>>130524376
PA anon here
Just got dismissed from Jury duty

Had to go in for voirdire and told the Attorneys I had super strict moral convictions based on my belief system.
The prosecution asked me if I could "stop holding to those moral convictions if told to by the court"
Told him no (because then they're not conviction, dumbass)
Lots of hushed whispering among both sides of attorneys
Got dismissed.


You have to take a hard line and they'll get rid of you because they don't want people they can't use to their interests.

Pic related

>>130548943
Shitty, went to duffy's (shitty sportsbar) had some wings. Im back in the waiting room, theyre playing that tom hanks film where hes stuck in an airport.

>>130549432
you'd think they would play something a little less political
but then again, (((court system)))

>>130524376
Tell them you're an engineer.

>>130550948
Technically im an assitant project engineer on a conatruction site

Start masturbating .

>>130551284
Assistant* sorry phoneposting shit sucks

Op update, went outside to smoking area, some crack head was yelling in the building and has made her way outside

absolute best way is to say you know about JURY NULLIFICATION

basically juries are allowed to strike down laws that they find unconstitutional or improper but its almost never been used and prosecutors and judges try to remove people who might use it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification_in_the_United_States

>>130524376
Pee everywhere

>>130553142
Ive only been pissing in the bathroom, i'd prefer not to be on the same level as the crackheads on trial here

>>130524376
How old are you?

>>130554306
18

>>130524376
Getting caught photographing the inside of that room might just do it.

>>130524376
Bitch, Jury Duty is exciting!
>I've been 3 myself
All of them, serious violent crimes and were fucking intense trials. Ayyy, you might end up in a high profile case and right a memoir sbout it afterwards making$$$$$$$!

>>130554783
Just a waiting room, they dont give a shit. They only take phones in the court room

>>130527139
Kek, what?
Was he seated next to his lawyer or was he in the box the whole time?

>>130526211
It doesn't happen here in Aus to often because we're all registered to vote.

FINAL UPDATE, I was just finally dismissed and informed im good for the next year. Never got called in sadly, i've been reading about jury nullification all day thanks to you niggers. With that, I think its about time this thread comes to a close, thank you niggers for your input on how to get out of it, albeit it was unnecessary in the end.

>>130556365
You made my afternoon a little more interesting. Thanks OP.

>>130549432
hmm, what if you had a few too many beers at lunch at that sports bar? would they not care? kick you off the jury pool? or would you actually get in trouble. find out for us OP

why?
make sure to lock a nigger up

>>130524699
Do your civic duty

But if you want to get out say blue lives matter and you hold a cops opinion higher then non cops

The defense will strike you out faster then it takes for you to return sitting down

Also you don't look like a racist asshole

Say you've been mugged/jumped/robbed/harassed by black multiple times and you find yourself uncomfortable around them.

"Im not racist/try not to be but when i see them it brings back painful memories."

In reality though, stop being a nigger and do tour civic duty. If you were on trial, wouldnt you want someone like you on the jury? Only takes 1 for not guilty...

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>>130556365
interesting thread anyway, thanks OP

>>130524376
Good goy! Why pass judgement on your fellow citizens to excersise your right as a free people when you can leave that to God's own Chosen People to pass that judgement for you!

shit yourself

>>130526409
This. Literally let /pol/ help you with the trial

>>130550948
This

Are they showing movies while you wait like the one where Sandra Bullock adopted a pavement ape that was super good at yard games?

Will showing up to jury duty dressed like a slob get you out of doing it? At 26 I've avoided being summoned but I feel it's only a matter of time before I have to go.

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>>130526808
It's "within" you cretin

>>130561801
just go commit a felony. make it a fun one, and dont' kill anyone. first offense they won't give you much time and no more jury duty. you are welcome

>>130561036
Ironically enough that was the last one they were showing before i was dismissed

>>130524376

If you want the real answer, when asked if you swear to rule according to the law and the facts as presented to you, refuse and cite your right to nullify a judgement. You will almost certainly get bounced.

ONE MORE UPDATE, MY DAY OF NO MONEY EARNED BECAUSE I HAD TO MISS WORK FOR THIS SHIT GOT EVEN BETTER. WHILST BACKING MY CAR OUT OF THE POORLY DESIGNED PARKING GARAGE, I BACKED INTO THE MASSIVE TRAILER HITCH OF SOMEONES PICKUP TRUCK AND DENTED IN THE BACK LEFT OF MY BUMPER. I LEFT MY INFO FOR THE FUCKER THAT FELT THE NEED TO HAVE HIS MASSIVE TRUCK IN THAT TINY GARAGE, BUT I NOW UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONS OF TIMOTHY MCVEIGH.

THAT DOESNT MEAN IM GONNA BECOME A TERRORIST, IM JUST SAYING I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH THE MAN JUST A WEE BIT.

And i had to take the shitshow that is I95 home.

>>130563352
Just call me Kreskin.

>>130563352
Broward, huh?

>>130564102
West palm

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>>130563834
904 anon here, I know that feel buddy

>>130564741
And its raining, and transformer blew down the road from my house.

>>130563834
>>130564102
>>130564741
Floridafags unite

>>130564910
I just want a tendie pub sub, but i wasted like 30$ today on that niggershit, not to mention how much gas i used to get up there, and now i need to get my car fixed

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>>130564891
And your porch fell in, and your dog ran away
Tis the life in Florida gents
No joy only suffering

>>130565242
No no, my porch is fine, and my doggo is right here in my laundry basket.

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>>130564910
The fire rises brother

>>130525607
>>130526890
2rd this.

>>130524376
Answer every question with "The nigger did it. We must convict."
You'll never have jury duty again.