I played Vermintide with some Russians. Will the 17 intel agencies

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How screwed am I guys? No one else was playing the map I needed to complete for my daily quest. I tried to not say anything to them, but they kept asking sensitive questions like, "Where did you learn to shoot?", and "What in the fuck are you doing over there?" and "Would you mind leaving some bombs and ammunition for the rest of us?" I felt very pressured to answer these questions.
I'm worried however that they may have intuited valuable information through my silence and stuttering. It is possible that by studying the patterns in which I died they may have deduced our nuclear codes and cutting-edge drone technology. I didn't mean to give away our state secrets, but those Russians are just too clever.

I had hoped that they were just regular old Russians and not politically connected, but I did some math and figured out that odds are high that they are directly networked to Putin himself by six or less acquaintance links. They might as well be family.
Being American, I grew up dreaming that one day I might run for public office. But with this incident on my NSA record I doubt I'll be able to make it through an election without being tried for treason. Is there anything I can do to save my future?