/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner thread: Saturday Night Death Jam

>disgruntled anonymous says the boleo restaurant is over capacity

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Hello Roberts

>>130368070
>kick in the door because she can't leave her drunk father.

wheres all the Roberts at?

>4-5 shots heard

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We reppinnn and mobbing FOLK... CHECK YO CHEYS

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was....that a horse?

> male white yelling at a female in the grass

"Hookers are great for fisting and pissing on"

-Chicago police department circa 2010

>male black took Shivonah's umbrella
>hispanic male throwing things at the dunkin donuts

>male black took womans umbrella
it's raining bitch!

>car vs semi
>no EMS needed

F

>toyota Vs semi.

>>130369305

And saved. Thanks Robert!

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Can we have a dump of all our /cpd/ images Roberts? I will start.

>neighbor has stools in the street, intimidating people trying to park

>>130368280
Robert, reporting in.

>>130369305
well done
saved

>bar fight with injuries

>neighbors geting chimpy over parking space

>3rd floor motion alarm

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>>130369572

>>130369572
We should just create a large repository of all of these.

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>>130369665
>>130369438
not mine, these are from the OG cpd image man I do believe

>>130369903
This is a good one, thank you Robert.

>>130369883
Agreed.

>>130369883

Can always use /wg/ to make wallpaper threads there.

>>130369956

Well, this one >>130369305 is my new wallpaper now.

>>130369981
>>130370021
Like the /wg/ idea. Any site that you can think of that would be anon and allow up to upload into a drive style folder? If so I can get working on that, I'm organizing my collection right now

>Stolen money

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there are so many cpd images, it would be difficult to catalog them. Best to just keep creating more oc and collecting rares when u can

>Mr Chu says female black passenger attacked him with a knife

>700 dollars
Shit that's like a years worth of pay for them.

>>130370147

Try uploadfiles.io perhaps? I'm a Linuxfag and I know one Linuxfag who is super autistic about his privacy and he recommended the above URL.

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>>130370198

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> male black white t shirt stealing items

black male white t-shirt robbing the 7-11, baka

>foot patrol?

fuck that

beautiful architecture in chicago. cute art school girls too. i should probably visit.

>son is off his meds and needs to be removed from the house

leave the occupants smokin marijuana alone, at least they're not robbing the 7-11 like black male white t-shirt

>wants her mentally ill son removed from the house
>off his meds

>>130370651

She's looking for those "he was a good boy" pity points after he gets shot

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>>130370651
> are you safety trained?
> loud party in apt 1. ring apt 2 for access to the building
> disturbance, male and female whites in front of the store. it doesnt say whats disturbing about them

>>130370635
>>130370651

/r9k/

>>130370574
My EX GF always wanted to go there for the museums and great restaurants
I didn't wanna go since I couldn't carry a pistol legally there

glad she is gone and I never made it there...Ive been to Iraq, I don't need to go to Chiraq

lmao, a group of white males and white females just standing in front of the store... even the cops know when the calls are complete nonsense and a waste of time

>>130370721
leaf, you are a fucking mind reader...I thought the same thing

That kid is gonna get shot, she gonna get PAID

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>>130370773
> mfw spent plenty of time drunk stumbling around DC, Cleveland, and Baltimore

don't be a pussy anon

>Okay, you just sound really sad

awww, cheer up robert don't be sad

> it's okay you just sound really sad
thanks sassy

> broken window here

>>130370773
B E T A

>>130370851

It'll be over the news for two weeks and no one will remember in a month after the last "protest".

> holy christ
> its a good 10-15 feet outta the roadway here

???? what is going on??

>>130370983
>>130370993
Robert needs a hug. Dealing with male black all day has gotta be emotionally taxing.

>8 shots fired.

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> stroke before she crashed, head injury

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>>130371278

Monica needs to mind her own business before she catches shaniqua's hands

>Monica has called 4 times

>>130371248
F

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> suspicious person
> male in SUV in back seat w window open
> communicating with man in hallway with broken locks on the doors

>>130371407
Lost.

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>concerned citizen Tony Davis

Based Tones?

>shots fired again on Cleveland which was previously fireworks

>male black intoxicated harassing guests.
>dude on parole but clear.
>shots fired. sounded like from a park.

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> 20 kids fighting in the street nothing further
> surveillance camera removed and destroyed

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>surveillance camera being removed
>karaoke
>male black with no shirt
>suspicious person

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>Katie called, says someone is turning her door knob, she (and CPD) called the hotel's front desk and the phone is disconnected

> male black tall, light skin, thin. Checking cars.
>Robert saying " head there" sounds tired and sad.

20+ gang members? yikes

>>130362091
This is a common misconception. Your first set of shit when youre in the academy comes out fo your pocket. But once youre on the force CPD gives you 2 1200 dollar uniform allowances a year. But since its given in the form of actual money many coppers blow it on other shit.

My department sends you to the shops to get shit and pays for it out of dept funds. No middle man I guess.

>3 shots heard at Tallman and Lemoine (sp?)
>5 shots heard somewhere else

>>130369981
>>130370021
>>130369956
>>130369903
>>130369793
>>130369883
>>130370327

Here is my saved files. These are not my original content, just stuff collected over my time on /cpd/

https://ufile.io/dljoh

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>Margot's calling
>asian male

>>130372181
Probably same incident

poor man just wants to sleep

>>130372245
thanks Robert, good eye

>wedding at planetarium

literally why the fuck would you waste money on something like that?

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>Solidarity Drive

Are they in Polish part of town?

> son is intoxicated, kicked out window of boyfriends car.
>fight with brother who just got out of jail and his girlfriend. And they are drunk.

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REAL ROBERT HOUR 4 SHOTS

Celebrated being 37 and 7 Real Chicago Years up in this city; was a nice small comfy bday
>used to live in the surburbs

>>130372407
The wedding or the planetarium?
>It's her special day anon.
>She's a princess anon.
>Spare no expense anon.

>Erica's boyfriend is banging his head against the wall, intoxicated

>>130372608
kinda both like why would you want a expensive wedding and one at a shitty tourist trap at that

>>130372245

>there is a Happenings folder in the archive

That's /pol/ alright.

Thanks Robert for the images.

>>130372736
Hell if I know, probably saw planetarium weddings got more likes than regular ones. Not my monkey not my circus

>then a couple of guys were upto no good

wtf? that chick calling in is retarded. how did she get hired as a cop?

>assault in progress
>male black threatening, harassing

DAAAA DONALDDDDD * DOES THE KARLTON

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>>130373523
Diversity

>Stolen potted plants returned
wtf

>>130373657
an absolute madman

>caller says someone stole his potted plants yesterday, says they have returned his plants now but broke some of his property

is this real life

>daughters out of control

>Two women drunk and fighting on diversity.

>>130373657
>>130373705

No, he said the people who originally stole the potted plants returned to steal more and to destroy some of his property.

>bar management dindu nuffin for a guy getting beers and bottles dumped on his car

>>130373879
Now that is just not as fun. I thought they went full clockwork orange on him

>>130373879
but are the plants ok?

>guy at kiosk is hearing voices

>drunk driver. throwing liquor bottles out the car as they drive.
>ems requesting police to man hearing voices.

>>130374007
that's the question on everybody's mind

>mangled English-Spanish caller

>>130374173
what's that all about? accident aftermath?

>>130374358

I think Robert meant that the caller could not communicate that well but the phrasing came out...as it did.

>person in an uber got in the car, is not a passanger. is refusing to leave
>drumming monkey is playing loud muisc

>>130374411

A lot of these people on this stream don't talk english too good

>>130374358
a CHI

>captcha: calle precaucion

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>>130374564

>Drumming Monkey

>>130374709
That made me laugh way more than it should have.

>30 people fighting in caller's studio apartment

30 ppl fighting in a studio apt KEK

>30-40 people fighting inside her studio apartmentq

how can you get more than 30 people into a studio apartment, let alone have 30 of them fighting at one time?

>caller says about 30 PEOPLE FIGHTING IN HER STUDIO APARTMENT
>30 PEOPLE IN A STUDIO
>DA FUQ.

>crazy bitch trashed a guys place

>>130374816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

>>130374853
>>130374857
>>130374861

Thirty people mind

>>130374884

Maybe it's a rather large studio apartment?

>>130374979
Art fags call it a studio; the rest of us call it a hobo fight in a warehouse.

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>>130374884

>missing psych pt.
>165lbs, 18yo. female


>captha sonic stealth

>ran out the hospital
HOLY SHIT TOP KEK

William the Complainant sounds like some renaissance era name

>>130368070
...what was that about a gun?

> a car is on fire

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>>130375273
green gown, no shoes

>50 people fighting on the street

>>130375380
kek, i like it. needs limey accent

>>130375380
>William the Complainant won't stop jousting at 3am, is disturbing the sheep and can't stop being a faggot

>50 people fighting on the street
>crowd of gang members representing

>50 people fighting on the street
>30 people in a studio apt. fighting
god damn this is really chicongo.

>chastity ortega
ay caramba. probably not too chaste with know male blacks harassing her at this hour

>32 y/o male black breaks front and back window of black Nissan with bottle.

>male white, female white, male hispanic under the bridge

>>130375799
Her mother clearly wanted better things...the sad disappointment. I wonder how it feels to know your failed hopes for your child is being laughed at via police scanner.

>car chase with gun flight. dark colored truck with three males shooting backwards out the window.

>>130375908
first thing the mom could've done is not give the his panic child a stripper name

>>130376023
shiiiiiiiieeet

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>>130376023

question roberts: does transport exclusively refer to the wagon? i.e. deceased person. or can it mean something about taking a perp somewhere

> 4 car accident, one car half flipped over and on fire.

F

>>130375664
In any other city that would be considered a riot. In Chicago, it's a normal Saturday night.

>male hit by a car, no movement from the victim, EMS is requesting cops

F

>no movement from the victim

F

>>130376345
>>130376436
>>130376439

F

>>130376436
F

>no movement

F

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i'm traveling to that area in fews weeks wish me luck /cpd/ /pol/lacks

>want to see a dead body?
F

>>130376439
F

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>1 shot heard

>>130376342
transport means getting a Robert to brave the drag racers and escort an anon to his/her destination

>one shot fired at George and Sawyer

OH SHIT STATE POLICE COCKSUCKER

>>130376534

Keep an eye out for no-goodniks. Be sure to call them in.

>Possible party in abandoned hospital under construction

>it's that Chastity again

>>130376621
10-4

>3 men grabbing each other, nothing further

>Major Accident Requested

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fight on south clinton

CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE

>>130377092
they should all get married, this is legal in a south american country whose name i can't remember

>major accident
>car full of blood

>neither one of us speaks Spanish

wtf.

>>130377206
>based female cop can't speak Spanish

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>neither of us speak spanish

good, they should speak english. If not then no help for you!

>>130377312

Goddamn illegals not even learning English hence my initial wtf

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>beech

>>130377206
F

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>those people fighting
>second floor
>inside elderly mother's apartment
>yelling screaming alcohol involved

hope cops help granny throw their asses out

>Chastity keeps on calling

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F

>still no call back from ratchet Chasity.

> Girlfriend bit his thumb when drunk
>weak ass bitch confirmed.

>she bit his thumb
>they've been drinking

>person down on Belmont, male asleep in front of bar not responding

>drunk baby mama stabbed him in the neck

The fuck....who stabbed who in the neck?

>"child stabbed him in the neck"

>child stabbed him in the neck
wat

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>>130378124
>child stabbed him in the neck

>>130378124
>>130378131
Think it was "mother of his child". That said I have no trouble believing that a niglet would stab somebody in the neck.

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>>130378311

>>130368070


How is everyone in Chiraq tonight?

I've missed these threads lately for some reason.

Dispatch:
>veerrrry suspicious
she's not buying the bullshit

>>130368070
Why is this so addicting? It's just so REAL,,,

>>130378505
trying to sate their lust for blood and insanity. so same old i guess

>>130378628
I find it very relaxing. The dispatchers have a good sense of humor.

>>130378628
TRANSLATION POLISH. FIUKCING POLES

>>130378827
I'm drunk

>15 shots fired
>one person hit

>15 shots fired at Crystal, person shot

>>130378953
typical nigger aim

>>130378953
>>130378961
>one shot in arm and leg. ems en route.
>driver watches person involed in shooting leave area. Hispanic male.

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>>130378709
>find it very relaxing
one thing i actually like about flying united is when they have air traffic control on one channel
going international, i leave that low on my headphones and sleep
quiet over ocean
works like a wakeup call as chatter starts when nearing destination

>drunk male hispanic boyfriend broke the TV
>may also be on drugs

>two shooters
>both male hispanics
>one is a manlet

>>130379424
>Robert can you get us information please?
"kang, who shot you?" "I DUN KNO MANG"

so it must be the white man's fault that blacks and his panics are shooting this city to shit. literally have not heard one white male with a gun, and I've logged a few late night hours over the last month. or am i engaging in some sort of confirmation bias?

>her kids were thrown down the sewer

Did I hear that right?

>>130379635
lmfao WHAT?! that's gotta lead to a bacterial infection....inb4 "they are bacteria".

>>130379635
i think my brain dismissed that comment, but i heard that as well.

>>130379626
'Tis true, it's mostly the ruthless criminal known as MALE BLACK.

>>130379626
It's very rare to hear about a white person or asian on here that isn't a victim or drunk.

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yourlistening.to/chicago ambient feed getting a little intense right now

>>130379880
are you micro-dosing mushrooms?

>3 male black rob someone at gun point.

somebody NEEDS to get to st. marys

>>130380017
Just did. Two gun shots to the leg. One to the upper shoulder, though and though.

>two male black stole their co-workers car at gun point.

I wonder if we know who did it....

FUBU blue t-shirt, spit in victim's face.

>>130380169
>ford focus
those nikkas got taste

comes back wanted. discrepancy in height and weight
tfw you give a fake id of a wanted criminal to the cops

>2-3 shots fired at LeMoyne

>>130380516
>silver car starting a car chase.

> three people shot, male black gray shirt.

Those doctors have to be fucking experts at gsw's. I think there's been close to 15 people shot since I've been listing. How is any of this white people's fault? This is them killing their own.

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>>130381050
War for the Planet of the Apes

>>130381050
It's what happens when you let a group of people have the idea of "givme dats"

It's fucking depressing actually... we give them free housing to build a better life for their families
>they trash it and turn it into the slums

We give them free college, and allow them to enter with lower test scores
>fuck you whity, we aint need no skool, we OG on dat street. You gots to give me money for dem slaves

We have given them every opening to become a respected group of society... but they are too lazy and dumb to see that. Instead they want everything for free. Destroy the areas they live in like chimps...

My favorite part was when they turned out in droves to vote for Obama because "he gonna take care of us, we gonna get dem programs"

>>130381312
you're sadly right on all of that. Now we have BLM saying how bad they still have it. I really think people are about to change their minds and just go "no, we will not give you it".

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>>130381312
Elwood: Illinois Nig Nogs.

Jake: I hate Illinois Nig Nogs.

>27 year old female shot in the leg

>two more people shot.
/pol/ we need to give Robert money for vests and celox. Robert is /ourguy/ in this war.

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>>130381400
>"no, we will not give you it"
I agree with you, I'm seeing that more and more as I talk to people about it. Especially with the BLM stuff, every MSM outlet was shoving it down everyones throat and more and more you began to see people asking "what do they actually want?". To this day I can't even figure out what they want... except to get run over next time they stop traffic on a highway.

It's about time someone cuts off the damn supply of free shit and either let them kill each other off until we are left with the smart ones that realize they need to get the fuck away. Or watch them somehow learn to act human as a whole

>>130381869
Human, what a lark!

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>>130381972
Valid point haha

>>130381050
I can't remember which branch, but one of the branches has their medics train at Chicago hospitals for that very reason.

>>130381869
I agree with you on every point. However I don't think the main cause here is the chimps themselves. The major issue I have with BLM is it's mostly white trust fund kids who get out of control.

BLM at one point had the ability to actually fix things by getting attention. If they would yell about *how* to fix chicongo with rational words, we'd listen. We need community involvement projects that are done by the people in the community themselves. Rather they yell this "death to cops" and "white people hate us!". What they honestly don't understand is they destroyed their own platform for us.

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>>130381869


KFC Africa.

>>130381050
This city is a fucking warzone.

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>>130382457
I would love to see those limousine liberals and the fascist antifa punks march and try to start shit eastward on the Nig Nog 500.

>>130382567
this is making me really want to buy a IFAK to keep on me. My city could totally turn in to this. I really should look in to buying a small bit of Rural land.

>>130382457
I agree with that completely. It almost reminds me of the occupy stuff from a couple years back in regards to a lack of message

>it's quiet... too quiet

>>130382958
Don't use the Q-Word.

>you just fucked up, you never say the Q word
aw hell, Robert dun fucked up now. I love them dispatchers. We totally need to get them flowers or something for xmas.

>>130382803
The occupy stuff I sadly half hearty supported. It was a piss poor idea to start with. Really it died because it became a cluster fuck of "occupy with *".

>literally first thing I hear when I tune in is "male black"

Lmao

>car went in to a ditch took out a few power polls
>20 male. beaten bloody, fire rolling.

40 Guys standing on the block.

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40 deep on the block

>Norwegian girl attacked by black guy

reeeee

>Robert just got chewed out. Sassy dispatch.

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>Norwegian

rare

>>130371971
Please be joke

>unknown males banging on the door.

It's my new policy to never answer my door now. If they keep knocking I'm getting a gun.

>male, drunk, posing as a police officer with shoulder pads under long sleeve shirt, kicking people out of the restaurant.

>male white posing as a police officer
>very drunk
>kicking people out of a restaurant

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>>130384336
Fake ROBERT is ROBERT at heart.

Skinny stealing wine.

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>>130384448
>Fake ROBERT is ROBERT at heart.
fake robert makes me sad

>group of 20 people tried to rob him.

>>130384700
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28861227/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/boy-pleads-innocent-impersonating-officer/

>caller says a group of 20 people attempted to rob him
>"he's a lucky guy!"

>>130384448
he's protecting that restaurant from the MALE BLACK until Robert gets there

>>130384956
lol

He's probably a cop right now.

BURGER KING

an explosives device?

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>>130387247

>one victim shot to the head, one to the leg

>>130387831
F

>person shot dead in their car, slumpt over the steering wheel.

what the fuck was that scream

>>130389166
Sounded more like siren

>>130389222

hmm

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Where is /nsg/? I think I'm lost

If you're 100% European descent aka white and you hate filthy niggers, dirty spics, ugly kikes, arabs, furfags, gayfags, commiefags and all other scum on the earth as much as we do, you should join the Moon Central Discord Server. Introduce yourself in #nsfw-introductions to get un-kiked!

https://discordapp.com/ - invite/ - JfW5mn6 (Remove the - )

1, 2, 3, 4 We declare a race war!
Join us and hang a nigger today!

Sieg Heil

>>130389567
Fuck off for ruining the comfy

>man sprayed with unknown chemical

BIOCHEMICAL WARFARE

>>130391137
>HAPPENING?

>>130391463

absolutely

does all of the action generally happen during night?

>>130394020

probably, considering that's when all the niggers are out on the street

>>130394020
GIVE IT ABOUT 20MINS