why americans such fucking degenerates? they shart in mart and

>>130341928
>be mexican
>post random pic of unknown person
>blame all of america
>Mexican

>>130342229

you are more than aware of the fact that people can post a lot more pictures of shart in mart.

>>130341928
At least they still have their heads attached, Pedro.

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>>130342889
Poo in loo too

>>130341928
its often caused by diet pills (they dont let you body digest fats, the result being shart) and many "low fat" foods, like low fat chips (they use some shitty chemical which has similar effect to low fat pills, therefore shart)
Fats are really important for your digestion. People get fat from carbohdrates mostly.

Anyway, I used to study shart phenomenon when the meme was a big deal, and I found out there is a shitload of shart related articles on american interweb, especially on women related sites. Interestingly enough, pretty much all of them merely offer an advice how to deal with shart (carry spare underpants, check your ass in a mirror from time to time, wash your ass on public toilet when it happens), but they never deal with the actual cause of the shart, not even mentioning that it can be caused by shitty food. As if shart was part and parcel of american life

>>130343858
>I used to study shart phenomenon
Kek

>>130341928
When your diet consists of nothing except double Whoppers with large fries and the nectar of the gods, (coke), then it become more difficult to control the bowels.

Luckily I live in a country where you are free to poop if it's an emergency. Like in a Walmart aisle. We get our pants from China for like $0.03 a pop so it's not like anything of value is being lost here.

Just shart and shop. Pick up some new pants and trash the old. Go to Taco Bell on the way home.

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>>130341928
The water in your entire country is non-potable, you aren't really in a position to judge.
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive considering your entire country is a dumpster fire.

>>130343858
>As if shart was part and parcel of american life
Fucking Czeched, you make me laff

SHART

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praise jesus

MART

M A R T

>>130344247
Beat you faggot.

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>>130343837

not even the same continent, i just like clean boi pucci.

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>>130342229
>Be American
>Be human trash

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>>130344433
No shit.

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>>130344050
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>>130344236
>>130344247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6IIrcv2d20

>>130344546
>be fake nazi
>hide behind muh nazi flag
>edgy

>>130341928
Here, learn something. Sharts are caused by "diet" snacks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

>>130343114
Lel.

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>>130343858
Finally someone with intelligence is trying to get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

>>130344879
Jesus Christ that's a load. Homemade seat warmer.

>>130344546
You can tell they are on a diet because they only got one pizza.

>>130344879
the smell...

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>>130344879
To be fair she might as well have a hole in her pants

>>130344879
That's a lot more than just a shart

>>130345093

and only one bottle of ranch

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