you have been arrested by the Russian National Socialist

>>130340499
>wat do?
I don't know, what would you do?

>>130341637
I'm asking you.

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>>130340499
Show them my meme collection.

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>>130340499
Kidnapped you mean? Since they dont have any legal authority

But my answer... Join em?

I mean like they'd just let me go and id offer to be an /x/ meme wizard for em making dank memes with subliminals an shit.

Offer them vodka.

>>130340499
he-hey bruddaz!!!

>>130340499
Okay, praise be to the proletariat and down with the bourgeoisie

>>130340499
Drink some vodka and then go punch shitskins on the subway

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>>130340499
>wat do?
lube up

>>130340499
>"I'm a national socialist too and I'm just passing through Russia. 1488."
>*Sieg Heils*

>>130340499
Join them?

HITLER did nothing wronge.

you're a foreigner and Ruskies can't understand you, you're about to get executed

>>130340499
ask them when we're gonna hunt some shitskins?

>>130340499
I remember this video but what have these guys done lately?

>>130340499
Whip out my pocket swastika

>>130340499
No i wasnt arrested, just chillin

>>130340499
Why exactly are they arresting me?

cyka blyat

>>130340499
Same as my apocalypse scenario plan: offer myself as their slaveboy

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>>130342983

i have swastika tattoo on the chest so i am ok i guess

>>130343074
goddammit england

>>130340499
Is mistake comrade, I nazi too here vodka

>>130343178
pic of said tattoo

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>>130340499
Ask if I can join.

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>>130342983

>>130342781
Just make a swastika in the ground you're sitting on and yell SIEG HEIL, HEIL HITLER!

>>130340499
Start yelling " SLAVA YKRANIAN, IDI NAHLY BLYAT MOSKAL CYKA"

Then they let me go after I have clearly informed them that we're on the same page

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>>130342621
>Ivan looks at Kuznetsov
>"the fuck did he just say"
>both look at you
>"Yeah guys I'm on /pol/ all the time! 1488! Check out my meme collection! Seig heil! XD"
>exchange of uncomfortable glances
>completely unable to interpret asperger's with this level of severity
>Ivan shrugs shoulders
>Kuznetsov closes his eyes slightly and nods
>"w-wait...guys? g-guys?"
>Ivan chambers a round in his GSh-18
>puts a round in your dome piece

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>>130343139
Because autism

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>>130343553
lel

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>>130340499
H-hola señor nazi
Cлaвa пoбeдe

>>130340499
Say: Kurva orosz cigány buzi geci faszarc hagyjál békén mert úgy kettékúrom a te kis pöcsfejedet, hogy basszameg a kurva isten sem tud mit mondani rá! Na elengedsz te zsirágfnyakú ruszki geci?

>>130342334
That badge on his back has actually been reversed in the image. Still funny though

>>130340499
Hey faggot, next time, share the sauce of it, ok?

http://www.charonboat.com/2007/08/russia_nazism_extremism.wmv

Fucking nu-/pol/ shit nowadays...

>>130345132
I have one with better quality :^)

>>130344862
Then they shoot you because they do t speak polish

>>130345132
story?

>>130345762
>implying that if they capture you that isnt what theyll do
atleast i told them off
>polish
this is hungarian te büdös retkes geci hogy szopnád ki anyád picsájából a gennyet.

As a pureblood, I'd salute them

Killing non-whites in Europe is moral and right

>>130340499
Ask to be deported?
What are they arresting me for?

>>130340499
>report them to the Russian authorities
>watch them being gulag'd because Russia fell for the civic nationalism meme

>>130345953
Russians removing kebabs

>>130346674
desu those kebabs wouldve passed to be average russians at first glance.

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>>130340499
Ask if I can join, and hope they let me.

>>130343553
Topkek famalam,Thank your for the laugh

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Tell them Slavs aren't aryan

>>130343041
You are not ethnically Russian enough and/or said something nasty about Great Uncle Putin.

Ask them why they bothered kidnapping me and not simply asking me to join them.

>>130347405
this or the fact that most of them are literal mongoloids or crypto finno ugric

>>130340499
Call up the Kremlin. They'll deal with these LARPing stormniggers ASAP.

Thanks, Putin.

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>>130343553
>>130343553

>>130340499

Giggle