Children's nursery rhymes are oddly brutal and yet subtle

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Children's nursery rhymes are oddly brutal and yet subtle enough that the children don't know it. They can also describe times of great suffering (ring around the rosie & the plague.) So can we make a children's song similar to "london bridge is falling down" but make it about either concerts exploding, vans plowing into people, people getting knifed in the general stores, muslim invasion, or all of the following?

If we succeed and make it popular, children will grow up singing this song and be subtly brainwashed against the mudslime hordes. We could save the future with memes.