http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/arg entina-128-year-old-man-

>>130339183
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/
There's only one source. I think this is fake.

>>130339183
yes

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>>130339183

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>looks nothing like Hitler
>"hi, i'm Hitler"

>>130339183
posting under a jewish false flag

>>130339183
Sage

>>130339675
Old people look nothing like their young selves

>>130339183
Ask him a question only Hitler would know the answer to. Then we will know if it's Hitler.

>>130339870

how fake was the holocaust?

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>>130339183
Even if he's not Hitler, he would have to be autistic enough to claim so.
/ourguy/?

>>130339183
Complete bullshit.

Pe-paw there is just trying to do a nice thing for his grandchildren by publishing a book.

>>130339183
>128 years old
Seems legit.

>>130339183
Holy shit, if you look closely at his moles/freckles they kinda match with the Fuhrer's

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>>130339789
>Only 90's kids will get this.

>>130339954
still , if he has enough information to publish a biography it would mean that he is infact an ex-nazi.

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remove him from this world

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>The oldest verified person on record is French woman Jeanne Calment (1875–1997), who lived to the age of 122 years, 164 days.

retards

I want to believe though

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>>130340073

>128 years old.
Doesn't that make him, like, the oldest person ever?

>>130340192
Yea given that Hitler seemed to have been developing serious health problems during the war I find it hard to believe that he would have been able to live to see 80 let alone 128

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>>130340219
>He's my number one dad!
That was so fucking funny, kek.

>>130340192
If he's Adolf fucking Hitler he wouldn't be RECORDED at his real age you fucking mong

>>130339910
Obviously it was fake. Just a plea to get the Germans to waste money on the space race

if you do a reverse image search hitlers wiki comes up, cant believe they believe this bs

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>>130339183
I read this article. This man said his autobiography will be available is September.

SEPTEMBER...As in "see you in September" september.

As in, the GERMAN ELECTIONS September.

THE TRUE FUEHRER WILL RETURN!

the guy on the right is such a handsome man. may i ask for his name?

This was written by a satire newspaper.

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>>130340630
How likely do you think it is that Adolf motherfucking Hitler not only faked his death and fooled both the Allies and the Jews but lived to be the oldest person in history?

>>130340073

>shut up Wesley

>>130339183
If we're quick we can meme into power in Argentina and see what happens

>>130340534
There was some dude in indonesia or somewhere who died last month. supposedly in his 160s i think

>>130340942
I call bullshit, I need an article to back up

>>130340872
Probably less likely than shuffling a deck of cards to have 4 back to back royal flushes.

I don't actually believe this shit at all. (Although it is kinda funny/interesting how the story almost sort of works.) I'm just saying the fact that he would be older than the oldest recorded person doesn't alone technically "disprove" the story.

>>130340942
Berdasarkan pengakuan Sodimedjo alias Mbah Gotho yang lantas dimasukkan pada Kartu Tanda Penduduk (KTP), dirinya lahir di Klaten, Jawa Tengah, 31 Desember 1870 lampau. Artinya, jika pengakuan Mbah Gotho benar, dia hampir berusia 146 tahun, melampaui rekor manusia tertua dari Jepang yaitu 112 tahun.

rough translation: guy registered for indo SSN in 1870 and the guy is still living and is older than the oldest guy from japan. 146 vs 112

http://www.bbc.com/indonesia/berita_indonesia/2016/09/160902_indonesia_mbah_gotho_manusia_tertua
>>130341063

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If any of you believes this you are all retarded, I am the real Hitler.

>>130339183
“Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal.”
wow

>>130339675
you know about plastic surgery, right?.
128 years old its the part were it gets retarded

>>130341063
http://www.today.com/health/world-s-oldest-living-person-violet-brown-emma-morano-dies-t110465

Really weird that there's like an active leaderboard for this shit.

Also strange that this guy essentially congratulated someone on someone else's death:
https://twitter.com/AndrewHolnessJM/status/853320738987757569

>>130341267
That just sounds like some shitty identity theft investigation.

>Hello, sir. We noticed a queer point in your records; they show that you're well over 120 years old!
>"O-oh haha... n-no I really am that old...!"
>My apologies, sir. Sorry to bother you!

Hitler here, I'm long dead.

>>130341523
>Using Gypsy flag instead of natsoc flag

>a meth head who ran a country and fucked up the biggest war in history and had mental issues lives to 128 years old

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Ask him where the secret nazi gold is hidden or those SS rings were hidden (or whatever they were...Im sure the Real hitler would know where they were hidden)

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>>130341744

Indsider of the film production industry here. The truth is Hitler didn't exist in the first place. The leaders of the German regime are what we in the film industry call "characters". From Heydrich to Hitler, all of the Nazi elite of Germany were actors from the UK, primarily Wales. Interesting fact: Reinhard Heydrich was actually Francis Innes-Ker, the Duke of Roxburghe's brother and Churchill's cousin. Most of the rallies, except for the military march ones, were filmed in Pinewood Studios, UK, with help of the British intelligence agency.
All of what Hitler did was pre-planned and acted to ENGINEER a false cautionary tale against nationalism and provide an excuse to destroy Europe. The Jews have been playing 4D chess for decades.

>>130342407
the ultimate redpill

>>130342510
Interesting fact: Hitler died in hospital during the First World War from his wounds. The international clique (the you-know-who) sent in a military intelligence agent to take on the identity of the dead soldier called Adolf Hitler. That's right. Hitler "started off" as a spy. This is well-documented. He was sent in with many other plants to subvert the German Worker's Party and turn it into the fake party that would later be scapegoated as the evil result of nationalism.

>>130340073
Cruelest trick Q ever played.

>>130340073
Instead he turned into a beta nu-male looking thing

>>130339183
Why do old peoples' eyes sink back into their head like that?

>>130343621
It's the skin around the eye that changes.
The brows wither and the eye "bags" deflate and wrinkle, creating a sunken illusion.

>>130342407
>>130343038
I'm going to need a large scoope of sauce with this

>>130339183
>He says he’s decided to come out of hiding after the Israeli secret services officially abandoned their policy of pursuing former Nazi war criminals last year.

Hitler trusting jews. XD
Still, wonder what the book will be.

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SPIRIT OF ADOLF HITLER COMING BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35anncPp6Y

>>130339183
But cnn told me trump was hitler

Whos the fake news

>>130341962
I can see it. My great grandfather smoked 2 packs a day until he died at the age of 108

>>130342088
I'm sorry, what's your point exactly?

>>130341927
If someone changes their flags they are either leafs or poos

>>130344120
Point taken.

>>130339183
He has that weird gap in the side of his teeth that Hitler does. I hope it's Adolf, I want to hear his side of the story.

>>130344061

so if i do as many things (((they))) say are unhealthy i will live longer? makes sense really. if anybody is able to find the cure for death Hitler seems like the guy to be able to do it.

>>130344120
Or just faggots.

>>130344455
No jackass. Everyone is different. He can be a total health nut and die at the age of 30 or you can live a life of hard partying and hard labor and die at 100 plus

>>130344996
There's no correlation between eating healthy and a longer life, unless you think there is.

IT'S A SAtiracal site you dolts

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>>130339183
Seems legit

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>>130345234
what do you mean

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>>130342407
Are you talking about the sitcom Heil Honey I'm home?

>Heil Honey I'm Home! is a British sitcom, written by Geoff Atkinson and produced in 1990, that was cancelled after one episode. It centres on fictionalised versions of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, who live next door to a Jewish couple, Arny and Rosa Goldenstein.[3] The show spoofs elements of mid-20th century American sitcoms and is driven by Hitler's inability to get along with his neighbours. It caused controversy when broadcast and has been called "perhaps the world's most tasteless situation comedy".

>>130345234
Regardless. This is what every /pol/tard is going to be like when they reach this guy's age.

>>130341981
LOL the kid in the back

>>130345364
No.

>>130341744
who knows with asians though

all they eat is fish rice and leaves

>>130344120
I use the EU flag in case I say something Burgerishly stupid.

>>130339183
>be 128
>realize god doesn't want you so he keeps you alive
>have to come up with some kind of shit theory to try and get other people to kill you as quickly as possible.

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>>130344405
See, same fucked up tooth.

>>130344120
This . Haven't seen a wagon wheel in a long fuckin while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su9gQTITzv8

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>>130345896
There was one that made a huge mistake and got bashed for a solid hour until he quit.

>>130339870

> ask question only hitler would know the answer to
> his answer
> no way to verify if the answer is correct
> only hitler knows the answer

/pol/ is getting dumber by the day

>>130339183
that nostril flares alone shows it isnt him

give him a radio show