*gasping for oxygen* I-IT'S SOOOO HOOOOOOOT!!!
*breathes in dust from the air* WHY DID YUMP STOP CARING ABOUT THE WORLD!! *watches a polar bear drown* WHY DID HE BUILD ALL OF THOSE FACTORIES!! *coughing from car exhaust"
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!! *Pays thousands for energy from coal plants* WHY DID YOU VOTE FOR THAT EVILLLL MAN /POL/!?!?!?! *skin starts flaking of from dryness* WHYYYYYYYYY