>be me
>be reading some website for gays
>click on some banner ad because i didn't understand what it was selling
>bespokesurgical.com
> be on the website for 15 minutes
>still don't understand what they're selling
>keep using language about health and wellness
>get to a part of the site where they start talking about how the asshole is used for defecation and anal sex
>start talking about how they can tighten up your asshole
>there are business out there that rely on people being so fucking gay that their assholes start getting all loose
>so loose that they require surgical intervention to have their asshole "tightened up"
>mfw I'm waiting for the final happening
>mfw I have to live on this current version of earth until then
http://www.bespokesurgical.com
so did you get your lose anus fixed or what?
>>130299466
Anal trauma is handled by specialists and isn't only for faggots, people who have ""accidents"" or even just shit like pregnant women having a wall collapse go to these services