>he's a "Resistance" member
>on the internet
>on a social media site
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he replies to tweets he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has a PTSD episode
>he blocks pro-Trump users he doesn't like because their arguments interfere with the large backlog of hip pro-LGBTQ+ cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job because he dropped out of college
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a wife
>he will never have a wife's son
Actually he has a girlfriend