I identify as homosexual but want to try fucking women. How do

>>130278245
Write on scantily clad women's instagram that you would like to. Be very explicit and kind of rude, they love that.

Stop being a faggot for starters.

>>130278245
learn to dance. Go to nightclub. Easier than being rich and more effective. 99% of men in the club setting dont know what the fuck theyre doing with their body and in comparison will be no competition. Buy a mirror.

Just make a tumbleresque profile about it on Tinder
You'll be flooded in pussy

Tell them you're gay. It triggers some response in them to try and turn you straight or something

Could you do us a favor and put a condom on your shitcock?

>>130278245
trust me man, just stick with men. better yet, swear yourself to celibacy. but forreal stay away from women

>tfw wish daily you had developed/been born gay

>>130278245
Stare at them like a territorial gorilla, then walk up and hit them with a one liner.

Guaranteed puss

>>130278245
Why? I don't want to try men. Faggots are weird, pick a fucking team.

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>>130278245
Fuck if I know

>>130278245
Keep your AIDS-ridden fuckholes to yourself, faggot

>>130278245
>identify as homosexual
>identify
Get that liberal commie shit outta here. Either you are a faggot or you are not.

>>130279090
>Either you are a faggot or you are not
fuck off with your revisionist shit.
OP made a conscious choice to become a faggot
>>130278245
go get a hooker you degenerate and seek help

>>130278245
You aren't a homo then.

>>130278245
Same way heteros do it.

>>130278245
Demonstrate your cock sucking technique on their BFs.

If you're Gay and don't know how to get a woman to fuck you, then you're a failure at being gay.

>>130280074
I'm not familiar with heterosexual mating culture. But would it be considered a fair trade if I sucked her BF's cock in exchange for getting to tap that pussy? I am told my oral skills are very good.

>>130280233
reverse cuckold lol

>>130278623
This. Lots of fag hags out there.

>>130278245
>right click
>save image

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>>130278623
weirdly this, but you gotta try and say shit like "I just wanna try being straight" so that the woman can be a slut and justify it as helping a friend later on to everyone else.

>>130278245
All these suggestions won't work because you're on 4chan like the rest of us.
Go find yourself a prostitute. One of those fancy ones.

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>>130278245
If I knew I'd tell you anon

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>>130278752
> trust me man, just stick with men.

>>130280233
DO what all men do, find a fat chick and practice. Then when you get confident and smooth go after the next level up of hotness. Fat chicks will even let you tap that ass too.

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