>is imprisoned under obama >obama demands he be released

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>be dumbfuckmerican
>travel to north korea despite knowing that everyone there hates americans
>be dumb enough to try and steal something
>get arrested and get 15 years in a rice field work camp
>go home as vegetable because norks tortured you all day long for weeks

>>130277223
He's faking it

>>130277223
I'm surprised that this isn't more of a deal than it's being made out to be, the kid could have died and they're barely talking about it

>>130277637
he pretty much did

>>130277550
The stealing was fake news. The Norks abducted him as soon as he got there.

>>130277619
It's impossible. There are sure ways to check if someone's alive and conscious, I'm sure doctors tried all their tricks.

>>130277779
They snatched him on the way out but I also thought it's not accidental. They just wanted themselves an amerifag to have, just in case.

I thought he was a Christian missionary or something too. Like a preacher going to convert norks to christcuckery. If the norks found that out I could see them nabbing him, they don't need some guy teaching their peasants about Jesus.