ITT: A monolithic alien ship 3400 miles across lands on the Earth's

>>130256515
IF those aliens have that kind of insane technology and lack of care for the billions of people it just crushed, there's no fighting back

Pull out my suicide kit, 120mg of Valium+60mg Oxycontin+Shit ton of Vodka+whatever weed I have left and blissfully nod off into a sea of death

>>130256515
Africa gives them AIDS.

>>130256515
We watch from orbit as it sinks into the earth's crust and becomes part of the mantle and eventually outer core. Then we fuck off for several hundred million years until the planet recovers, hoping that some water remains on the planet, or encouraging a whole bunch of water to land on the planet again.

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Muh Dik

>>130256703

That wouldn't kill you

Or if it did, you'd be lucid enough to feel it.

>>130256515
looking for ideas hollywoodfag?

without western civilization there wouldn't be any one with an imagination good enough to even begin to devise a way out... you'd be totally fucked.

>>130256515
hol up
the urf is flat?

>>130256515
If they're patient those aliens could just get really close to Earth and then their gravitational mass would wreak havoc on earth and kill everyone.

Also if NA, Europe, and WA are gone, the rest of the world can't fight back. What's left that even matters? Australia?

>>130257018
>tacticoon

kek

>>130256515
Niggers steal lift off gear.

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>>130256515
I realize that Earth is practically worthless, and that there's much better ways to harvest resources throughout the universe, since 'rare' is relative to the resources confined on earth.

I then realize I'm in a Jewy American movie with the sole purpose of dispersing a multicultural internationalist agenda.

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>>130256515
Always Carry a Towel.

>>130258422
You're a frood that really knows where is towel is I bet.