>Walk into your bedroom >You find Barron Trump standing

Politely ask him how he got here and when will he be leaving.

>>130186725
Challenge him to a battle of the minds - a battle I already know I will lose, but simply taking part in the act will elevate my consciousness by a magnitude of literal trillions.

>>130186725
Ask if we want to play minecraft and build a wall.

>>130186725
Flagged for shitpostery.

>>130186725
Wanna play some Xbox?

>>130186725
Spin my fidget spinner and avoid eye contact.
Also this is why they made >>>/bant/

>>130186725
Ask him what is he the expert in?

>>130186725
Have him call his mommy so she can come feed us tendies.

>>130186725
Tell him to get Melania to bring us some tendies while I hook up the xbox and give him the mad catz controller

>>130186725
Hey bud, want to play with my son. He's your age.

>>130186725
Ask for an autograph and take a picture with him

>>130186725
y...you too

>>130186725
Build a Wall with Him in Minecraft.

Bow down, nigga.

>>130186725
Rape da boi

>>130186725
Look at him directly in the eyes and shout
"YA THINK YA HAWT SHIET DONTCHA"
Then, take him into the shower...

>>130186725
"Orite m8 can you get me some business work with your family"

Realistically he'd probably shoot me or have me kidnapped at that point

>>130186725
Offer him food, drink and shelter then question him about being an autist

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The Expert

ass rape him with no lube

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sorry lads

he's taken

>>130186725
Chess?

>>130186725
Ask him for a job

>>130186725
Put him in expert mode and fuck his boyhole while he tells me government secrets

Ask if he would like to play chess
Then get incredibly scared when he suggests a level of 66D reverse Mongolian refermation chess that I haven't mastered yet

boss baby was to prep us for barron....one world king

>aliens
, elohim>rael cult

hahaha

>>130187807
You should be black for it.

>>130187965
imagine sinking your cock in that hairless hole :P I bet he's too fucking retarded to wash it properly, not that it has ever bothered me before

>>130186725
look up and ask him why he's here

>>130186725
"Hey little dude, I've no idea how you got here but there's no need to be frightened, I'm gonna make a quick call to the US embassy and we can play videogames until they come to pick you up."

Then I'd tweet a video of me with him to Melania and Donald to let them know he's OK and that I'd phoned the embassy and they're aware of his location.

I ain't goin to no guantanemo shit for pulling any bullshit on the POTUS's son.

Then I'd become a minor celebrity for my apparent universe bending abilities.

>>130186725
>challenge him to a duel
>teleport behind him
>"heh, nothing personnel ki-"
>hes gone
>hes standing on the other side of the room wielding a katakana
>suddenly he attacks
>"he's fast!"
>as barron runs, ending music starts to play
>will anon survive Barron Trumps attack? Find out on the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Obviously stuff him in the back of a beamer and kidnap him for ransom fammo

I'd no lube ass blast him with a 3 ft. carbon fiber, ribbed, spiked, and studded dildo all while ramming his against the wall chanting about crushing the globalistz

>>130186725
What the fuck are you doing in my room?

Also, do you want to play some Xbox?

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>>130186725
bring him home to meet his dad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

>>130186725
IMMA GET ME SUM DAT WHITEBOI BOOTY

>>130187489
kek, I like this.

>>130186725
I bend the knee and give homage

>>130186725
Offer him vodka and work for our goverment. Americans take it as a disrespect if I don't do this.

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>>130188445

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>>130186725
set up Minecraft server

>>130186725
What's up dude. Why the fuck would you want to be here?

>>130186725
Are you okay?

Wonder how he got into my acid and soap making shack on the side of a remote welsh valley

show him my fidget spinners

>>130186725
challenge him to a yugioh duel

>>130186725
Ask to see his dad's time machine and then go back to 2000 and play Warcraft 3 and eventually classic World of Warcraft with him. I would show him the wonders of the 90s and early 00s.

>>130187648
>>130187807
>>130187965
>>130188568
MODS

>>130189313
MODS A FAGGOT

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>>130186725
talk about anime

>>130189313
Can't ban the pictures in your mind, perv

I'll go on Twitter to let his dad know and then play Minecraft with him until they arrive

>>130187235
This. He's clearly come to entertain his mind with that of a dull-witted beast's.

>>130186725
ask him if he's gotten the new praise kek fidget spinner

kekxd

>>130186725

Alright Barron, I got the stuff, you got the money?
>he opens a briefcase filled with crisp spendy-money
>hand him my first edition Pokemon card binder
You didn't get that from me, right kid?

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>>130186725
assemble the whole gang

Why would an 11 year old boy be in my bedroom in the first place, you fucking Pedo?

>>130186725
ask for money

>>130186725
Be nice and cook him some tacos. And make hin understand that not all mexicans are rapist.

Ask him to teach him how to hack the cyber

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I would assume i have a role to play

>>130187838
Who is that?

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>>130186725
Shake his hand, congratulate him on his fathers success, then start playing the game he's thinking / talking about. Carefully ask him about where the people watching over him are, and lead him back to them. The kid needs a breath of normal air, he's going through a lot and I just hope to take that edge off in his life.

>Teach him how to make a layup
>Get him hooked on basket ball.
>He nabs high school championships for his boarding school
>Leads Harvard to the finals of March madness 4 years straight winning it all twice.
>Drafted by the Knicks New York prodigal's son
>Still not taken seriously by the other professionals and coaches by the beginning of the season
>NBA champions and dynasty begin
>BARON ERADICATES THE SUPER TEAM PLAGUE
>NBA TRANSITIONS BACK TO MAJORITY WHITE PLAYERS

>WE WAZ NBA N SHEEEET

>>130186725
Take him to white house and get paid for returning an autistic child home.

>>130190635
Very funny, kebab ali, you can leave now.

>>130186725
white people love to fuck animals and kids

>>130190435
You sound like a raging pedophile faggot.

>>130190714
Very funny Rus. You can leave now

>>130186725
Call 911 and tell them someone put the president's son in my room and I have no idea what the fuck is going on then hope to god I don't get fucked in the ass by some kike prosecutor.

>>130187533
kek

Rape him and then force him to work on my Opium farms

>>130186725
Ask him when Daddy trump is going to genocide hillarys ass hole

ask him if he really is autistic

smell his feet

>>130186725
Give him a high five and ask him if he wants to do cool shit like race gokarts.

>>130186725
Be patient.
He has autism.

>>130190835
the Master of Reposte has just spoken

>>130186725
Play some minecraft with the kid

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>>130186725
Wanna play some super mario world?

>>130191302
What's there to parry here.
I don't know shit about your country ffs.

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Degrade him for being dumber and less experienced than me. Poke fun at his daddy issues. Once his ego is down, fuck him.

>>130186725
>what do?

>"OH THIS IS JUST LIKE IN MY DREAMS"
>wait for reaction

>>130186725
Ask him to sit down on the leather couch.
>spoiler: there is no job

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>>130187654
hello mr pedosta

>>130186725
introduce him to hentai

>>130190400
Pence's daughter

>>130187788
Seems to me like he's the EXPERT, Mark!

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>>130187648

Fuck off nigger

>>130186725
Let him fuck my sisters pussy, so he can ditch figet spinners.

>>130186725
>whoa...um..
>how can I help you, sir?

I would be terrified. Secret Service would be all over my ass.

>>130186725
Mods plz

>>130186725
give him putin style raspberry on his tummy and walk away

>>130186725
Bow.
Say " greetings prince"

>>130191510
I know only shit about your country.

>>130187506

This has my vote.

>>130186725
Heil the Fuhrer.

>>130186725
masturbate him while dressed as his mother

>>130186725
Return him to Trump and enjoy the Medal of Freedom award I'll get for finding his lost retard

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>>130187719
>tfw your first jizz is for Ivanka-neechan

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>>130186725
O would offer him my hole and my mouth to plesure him and serve him and his great house.

>>130186725
What would I do? Why would I do anything when he is the expert?

>>130186725
toss him one of my pc controllers and fire up Dragonball FighterZ.

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>>130199228
>ywn have a politically charged gf
I would even settle for merkel

>>130186725
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>130187533
Fuckin dick. You shouldn't even own a madcatz

>push him on the bed
"Eh hhhhh you've never seen a dick before? And you're how old? Geez . Let's fix that. Here ya go. |BOING| HAHhaha you should've seen the look on your face

>>130202085
Lol idiot, 360 is a full circle, you'd still be facing him

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Alright /pol/ I just won 50k on a scratch off and I need help deciding what to do with my new-found wealth.

>inb4 donate it to charity

Go fuck yourself

>>130203614
>being this new

Give him a fidget spinner.

>>130203614
Shut up Jew!

>ctrl f
>unzi
>"no results found"
What, none of you faggots wanted to post "*unzips dick*"? Fucking summerfags

>>130203648
idk buy at least some gold for when the market crashes?

>>130186725
see if he wants to play vidya or wants to listen to some music from my record collection.

>>130203648

Give me some money nigger. I'm broke as a fucking joke.

(google search shows where you got the ticket image nignog, tryharder)

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>>130203648
A decent camera?

>>130203648
put 75% of it in investments like gold/silver, buy a couple guns and do whatever else with the rest.

>>130205524
Yup, this.

Is love to ask him what he thinks about his dad being president.

How it impacts him or what he thinks about it, too.

Talking to anybody in a private setting is always so much better than anything you'll ever hear in an interview.

>>130186725

Get naked. Take of his clothes. Cuddle.

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>>130186725
Here ya go kiddo there must be a ton of flies from the previous president.

>>130186725
>>Walk into your bedroom
>>You find Barron Trump standing there
>Wat do???
break out the holy water
the powa of kek compels you
the powa of kek compels you
the powa of kek compels you
the powa of kek compels you
the powa of kek compels you
the powa of kek compels you