>TV Licence man is banging on my door >He wants me to pay

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>>130179667
Just end me. He's still there.

>>130180020
Get your spoons ready bong. Time for a last stand.

>>130181573
He's been sat outside for 15 minutes

>>130179667
...people actually pay TV License? I thought it was a myth

>>130179667
Do you have to pay if you don't own a TV?

>>130182741
Just tell him to fuck off, they literally can't do anything

>>130182897
Yes any electronic device is eligible

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Just set your house on fire and demand free housing.

>>130182975
so if you have a fridge, oven, and toaster any one of those can apply?

>>130179667
Having access to the intewebs means you have to pay.
You can access tv via your broadband.
Get over it.
Whine to yourself.
Give him a bj, your phone and any loose change you collected in your coffee cup today...
Expect to go to court within two months.
Good luck.

>>130179667
ITS TAX TIME BOY.

>>130179667
Pay it faggot

i sometimes watch bbc

>>130179667
When are you lazy cunts gonna stand up to the tax Jew? Go get 100,000 bongs to toss their TVs into the harbor and tell parliament to fuck off.

He just shouted "See you in court!" through the letterbox and left.

>>130183327
The thing is I literally NEVER watch TV AT ALL. Not even for 10 minutes. I haven't watched an hour of TV in my house with everything put together the past 7+ years

This actually happened to me a few days ago, I live in a building of flats so I just told him where to go over the intercom

Taxation is theft!

>>130183579
you would like bbc wouldn't you EU cuckboy?

>>130179667
Have to pay 20,- EUR every fucking month for this liberal state propaganda and i totally hate it. Bad quality, totally biased, BETA MALES ONLY on their program. You cant get around payment, they go to extreme measures to get your cash for this trash. Hate it completely.

>>130179667
>TV Licence
Wut?

https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/cs/no-licence-needed/about.app

Just fill this shit in and they leave you alone. Haven't had a tv licence in years

>>130184180
Internet connected devices don't necessarily have to be covered by a TV licence. TV licence is for live television only. If you explain to them that you do not watch live TV with those devices they cannot force you to pay. I did this for years, every time I moved address and the threatening letters turning up, I just called and explained. They don't like it, but they can't do anything about it.

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>>130184558
That really is terrible. The Jews will pay for they they have done to you and the rest of the white race.

>>130179667
Get Netflix or Hulu, anon. Also say that your house is rigged to blow and start saying allahu akbar

>We visit some addresses to check that the occupants do not need a TV Licence. This is because when we visit and make contact, we find almost one in six people that tell us they don’t need a TV Licence actually do need one. If we find that you’re watching TV illegally, you could risk prosecution and a fine of up to £1,000 plus any legal costs and/or compensation you may be ordered to pay.*

They got me a few years ago - they fucking poked their heads up to my window and saw me watching BBC News on my television.

Am still paying off that fine.

>>130184370
>amerilard in charge of lecturing about cucks

Free things ain't free. Bongs need to keep paying so can watch

>>130184759
Some cuck shit Britbongs pay for

How much you have to pay for the TV license, even if you don't watch TV?

>>130185273
I have done the same for the last 8 odd years. I just tell them to fuck off I don't watch live broadcasts

>>130179667
If you were a shitskin invader your probably get it for free

>>130179667
A TV tax? How is this ethical?

>>130185749
>shitskin

t.53% (if northern africans and middle easterns are included)

>>130183327
This is a complete lie.
You only pay if you watch live television of BBC iplayer

>>130185837
We have the same in Germany. It's called GEZ

Cost ~20 € each month

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>>130185837
It isn't. It's not as bad as Germany's though, see >>130184558

>>130185273

That's some real Orwellian shit. Being considered a criminal for not watching the one-eyed jew like a good sheep. FUCK

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>>130185510
>having a house where any peasant can just walk up it from the street and look in

>>130179667
Let him in? I havent watched tv for 5 years, nor do I have a TV licence

>>130185990
They're just a corporation abusing antiquated laws to enforce a mandatory subscription to their programming.

>>130181573

Underrated

>>130183579
Wasn't BLACKED down?

>>130185273
>TV licence is for live television only.
not any more mate, it covers iplayer now too

>>130179667

fucking UK clucks you still have a jew queen. Why do you faggots even stay in the UK? You should just come to USA.

>>130185946
>>130185976

I still don't get it.

Why would they make you pay taxes for TV? Even if the TV is 100% nationalized and state-owend (it's not, i guarantee you) it still wouldn't make sense to charge you money just for watching it, in addition to the cable charge. It's like if FDR charged everybody to listen to the radio during his fireside chats.

Why would the government try to get revenue from people's personal hobbies? Because let's face it, TV is pretty much a hobby, entertainment. It's for people's personal lives to sit back and enjoy. It's not work or a taxable commodity like buying cigarettes, and doesn't contribute to the German/English state in any way.

So what is the reasoning behind paying a TV license? By this logic you should also pay for an internet license, radio license, loudspeaker license, music license, etc.

Just tell him that you don't watch the BBC because of jimmy Savile, and that you were abused as a kid, he'll go then.

>>130185837
jesus here we go again
nearly every civilised country on earth has publicly funded television
if the government fund it, the people pay for it
in some countries it is done via a licence
in some countries it is done via taxation, even if you don't realise it

most countries that have a licence scheme have ways to opt out, legally

>>130186512

... The jew would tax the air you breath if you let them.

>>130186512
>in addition to the cable charge
what is this "cable charge" to which you refer?

>>130185944
No catch up TV needs a licence now

>>130186781
You know, the cable/satellite bill. Do you not pay for cable/satellite in the UK?

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>>130186512
we dont like adverts and BBC TV / Radio is completely advertising free (in the UK) apart from them shilling for whatever pozzed up new show they have coming out.
One reason for the no ads is the license fee covers the cost of producing the shows etc. The (((theory))) being that this allows shows that only interest a minority to be made rather than being dependent on making whatever populist drivel sells ads best

>>130186525
What if the TV license guy is Rolf Harris though?

>>130186823
Source or get off the proxy.

>>130186512
it's a desperate attempt to make tv still be relevant when more and more quit watching tv

>>130186823
No only catch up TV for BBC programs hence why I said iplayer.
You can watch catch up TV for all the other channels.
You certainly don't have to pay just because you have an internet connection.

>>130186512
Because Jews want to use your own money to brainwash you.

>>130187004
not for terrestrial stations. all bbc/itv/c4/c5 and loads of others are on the freeview system
satellite stations like sky etc cost extra but the only value they have is the extra sport channels really

>>130179667

>2017
>has TV licence men

You're doing it wrong. Here everyone has to pay the TV licence, even those who don't have a TV.

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>>130183579

>>130186661
Publicly funded television is not the same thing as a license. This is a direct tax on the citizens who have TV - doesn't matter if they watch the public channels or not, you're paying taxes for just owning a TV, basically paying for something you already paid for with your cable subscription. Like if I had a car and the government taxed me for having a car radio because there was one public radio station on there.

Whereas public funded television is allocated from arts and communication budgets, which is miniscule compared to forcing every citizen to pay ~$40 tax every month because they have a TV.

>>130187064

>http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/bbc-iplayer-and-the-tv-licence?&WT.mc_id=rdir_tvlcouk-lawchange

>The law changed on 1 September 2016.


>You must be covered by a TV Licence to download or watch BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand. This applies to any device and provider >you use.
>Don’t forget, you still need a TV Licence to watch or record programmes on any channel as they are being shown on TV or live on an online TV service.

>>130187044
too soon mate
that wound is still fresh

oh god rolf why did you do it. we cried with you on animal hospital and everything

They can check your internet history without a warrant if they suspect you're watching online TV without a license

>>130187603
[citation needed]

>>130187603
There was a story suggesting they would use a van with packet sniffing tech to see if you are using the iPlayer.

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>>130179667
>TV licence man
You have these? In Poland soon there will be literally a mail-man doing this job. Top kek.
Anyway, our state-owned tv is fucking redpilled as hell, vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5A1BCozAqs&t=1s

>>130187477
>~$40 tax every month
is that how much you think the uk television licence is?
it's actually about $15 a month

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>>130179667
You did the right thing OP by not answering the door.

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>>130183579>>130179667>>130184370

BBC
Big Black Cock
U mad Whitey Boi?

>>130188335
>obsessed with black mens' penises
american detected

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>>130179667
If you don't watch TV - its fine. They won't be able to prove anything.

Ask him for the contract you signed to watch their TV. Ask for your agreement. It doesn't exist so they literally can't do anything.

You only need a licence if you watch live broadcast TV. That is Live TV that is being broadcast on TV that you can watch through a TV box. Live youtube streams do not count - It has to be BBC ITV chanel4 etc. and i bet it really only needs to be BBC, and anyone who is watching BBC needs to stop.

If you speak to him or answer the door get a camera. You can sue for harassment if they cant prove that you've been watching TV and are harasing you.

>>130187818
Their "TV detector vans" are a complete pile of tripe that they've been peddling for decades

>>130183108
Considering new fridges come with OTA capabilities yes they apply

>>130188634
you sound like a loony mate

>>130188634

OP do not listen to this person, they are wrong.
You need a tv licence to watch any live broadcast.
However, you will never actually get convicted for watching live youtube streams as long as you don't admit to it. The best way to do this is not to talk to the tv licence people.

So what happens when these TV license Nazis try to poke their heads into muslim houses in no-go zones?

>>130188097
>It's only $15
>$15
>That I should be able to keep
>No big deal, luv u govmint!

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>>130188918
>Nazis
>bad

Wew

>>130179667
>live out in the boonies
>census man is coming with his goons to collect data
>neighbor tells to fuck off
>they keep pestering him to let them just ask some questions
>points his rifle at them and says he'll shoot if they don't fuck off his property
>they never came back

Why didn't you just point your butter knife at him, op?

>>130189122
False assumption. The man under that mask is Adam Smith, not Moshe Shekelstein.

I absolutely love how stupid the world has gotten.

>>130188918
they probably hire a muzzie
seriously though "no go zones" are an american meme they arent really a thing in the UK, more so in france

>>130185510
>they fucking poked their heads up to my window and saw me watching BBC News on my television.

LOL

Did a Benny Hill chase scene ensue?

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>>130188819
wow - so convincing. Golly gosh. How will i ever live such an insult down. I don't know how to continue on. I dont give two fucks what you think. Using "loony" means you must be over 50.

I've not watched TV for 9 years and I've never had a problem.

>>130188819
>>130188909
These guys are shills monitoring the threads to spread bullshit and get you to pay for shit you dont want or use. Paying for and watching TV is entirely voluntary. Why the fuck would a swede know about UK TV licencing? Hes not a UK expat like hes about to say. They are shills.

You have to have a signed agreement with ANY payment service. To have someone turn up at your door and demand to check out your place with no contract, agreement, warrant or anything is "loony".

Fucking pricks defending this and not recognising right from wrong are "loony"

>Nobody in their sane mind watches tv anymore
>tv is archaic and dying
>force people to pay for it by law even if they dont watch it
Tv is literally like physical newspapers, just fuck off and die already

>A Finn
>Government came up with a media tax
>Tax payed YLE with half billion budget
>Day and night """"refugee"""" sob stories, cuckening and leftist propaganda
>Objective media

>>130188097
>only $15 a month

>>130188097
I'm just going by what Hans said >>130184558

>>130179667

>Tell then I don't watch TV.
>Never get bothered again.

Why the fuck would you pay?

>>130183743
This. You need to show ol' King George who's boss. Also, join the free market and privatize all television.

>>130179667
test

>>130182897
You don't have to pay if you don't watch tv, think of old school computers hooked into tvs for monitors or modern vidya consoles hooked up to tv, or in home streaming of content.

>>130179667

Just nut up and tell him to fuck off. There is nothing he can do, he's not allowed on your property without permission. All he's doing right now is harassing you, and you're letting him.

>>130183108
No.

TV licensing here is 339$ for 2017

There have been talks in the parliament about making the TV license a mandatory person tax i.e everyone over 18 has to pay

In Germany we now have to pay regardless, or go to jail.

>>130189795

M8 I hate the TV licence but the law is that you have to buy one if you watch ANY live broadcasts even if it is online and even if it not BBC (or other terrestrial television)

My advice to OP is not to engage or talk to the tv licence people as they will try to get him to buy one even if he does not need or even worse, will pursue a conviction against him, again, if he has done nothing wrong.

But, friend, your claims are still wrong even though I agree the TV licence is bullshit and their practices are loony.

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>>130182975
>Yes any electronic device is eligible
>>130183327
>Having access to the intewebs means you have to pay.
WRONG!

>>130185472
>get netflix
Just kys

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>>130185397
Is tv licensing really what we want to use as a catalyst for the race war

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>>130190449
JUST

>penis inspection day
>forget to wear underwear
>everyone sees my ass

>>130186763
That's been proposed, well in a way. To have private ownership of public resources so that someone has a vested interest in keeping things clean and usable.

>>130182897
only for watching live or recording live broadcasts

anyone who pays it knowing this is a fucking cuck

i aint paying for jimmy savilles rohypnol parties!

>>130184558
it's almost like taxation is theft?

>>130187477
It's not who has a tv, it just the people who watch televised content. Not every citizen has to pay.

>>130190449
No Norway don't do that!

>>130188772
Some guy got caught and had to pay a fine; I heard it off a bloke in the pub but it's probably somewhere in the Mail Online archives

>>130190779
penis inspection day? wtf

>>130183074
He's not a raghead they'll just ignore him.
Good idea though, Anon.

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>>130188772
High tech tv detection vans are now in your area
>literally just rog from accounting sat in the back smoking fags and drinking cold coffee

we have no more terrestrial tv signals, only cable and satelite, and you have to pay for them some money, but who the fuck watches tv nowadays nigga, only people over 25 do that haha we should hang them and breed out a new nation here with clean blood sieg heil

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>>130190550
>Any live broadcast
So I watched Jeff Berwick try to convince me to buy Bitcoins the other day live on youtube.
How the fuck can the fucking TV licence people have the fucking right to attempt to gain fi-fucking-nancially from Jeff Berwicks live stream? Thats DEFINITELY illegal. Profiting from someone elses work when it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the TV licence people.

Its literally just for BBC since the other chanels have adverts. You may have been told different but its a fucking bullshit lie. I know for a fucking fact as I would have got £1000 fines a-plenty in the last 9 years or so - and I have never received one. The guy knocks and literally leaves before I can even get to the door They know they are con men.

>having to pay TV license

How the fuck did that retarded thing atart in the first place, we have no such bullshit here and people would revolt if they tried that shit.

>>130191266
You didn't have penis inspection day in school?

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>>130179667
>haven't watched TV in 7 years
I wouldn't either if I lived in the UK. All you need is a window.

>>130179667
Your battles are many, bongbro.

>>130189795
>le shill card
oh fuck off ya goon

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>>130191961
Sounds exactly like something a shill would say

>>130189933
i don't have a licence but even if i did it's a crumb off my table. i'm well off. not my fault you're poor.

>>130191405

Look I'm not not arguing with you about the morality of the issue here or the rights and wrongs of the TV Licence. I'm not the BBC, the British Government or the TV Licencing Man at OP's door!
I was trying to politely explain to you why your advice to OP was wrong.
I agree, the tv licence is stupid, carry on watching your live streams without a licence, it is extraordinarily unlikely you will ever be caught or convicted for it but OP was worried and you were giving incorrect information.
The best advice to him and to you is simply not to talk or engage with them. Most convictions are based on the person being questioned and admitting liability.

>>130190708
>>130191083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaVMO4t_D8c

We are divinely inspired by the eternal anglo

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>1984 + 33
>watching tel-aviv-vision

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>>130191961
How the fuck can you think random people knocking on your door and demanding to come in and look around is normal? You MUST BE a shill or a fucking idiot.

Do you know right from wrong? Have you signed an agreement with the TV licence people? NO. I'm glad more and more people arent paying. Soon it will not be an issue.

So fuck off with your 1984 criminal intrusion defending cuck bull-fucking-shit.

>>130184558

What if you throw out your TV, and just watch stuff on a computer? Watching TV for a long period of time hypnotizes you.

>>130192307
>you were giving incorrect information.
What information is incorrect? The youtube livestream thing?

>>130191405

Yes it is quite clear that the TV licence is just shilling money for the BBC but the law is quite clear in that watching any live broadcast on any device capable of receiving it requires a tv licence.
I don't agree with that but just because you feel aggrieved by the tv licence does not mean you are in the right.

>>130192733

Yes, the youtube livestream thing. You technically do need a tv licence (I agree, it is ridiculous)
But like I said already, you will never be caught and they have no way of tracking this. Just don't speak to tv licencing and never admit to watching any live broadcasts. I hope that helps.

>>130191309
sounds like a comfy job tbqh

>>130191689
Having a hard on with the cute female medical intern fondles your sack

>>130179667
We had this. Now its a tax.

>>130179667
How much do you have to pay?

>>130192744
>you feel aggrieved
I dont feel aggrieved. Its not an issue because I don't watch TV - ever.

>>130192898
Any attempt to gain financially from someone elses work IS CRIMINAL. Its literally the definition of fraud.The TV licence people have nothing to do with youtube. Not their livestreaming - nothing. If they give you a bill and you pay it - it is entirely VOLUNTARY. Ask a lawyer. You have to have a signed agreement or contract when it comes to ANYTHING regarding monetary exchanges.

The "live broadcast" thing is only for live terrestrial TV.

>>130193146
We still have it, the socialists wants to make it into a tax so it can't be removed easily, the conservatives wants to remove it completely, what to do?

>>130193711
remove it

>>130193454
A pound of flesh and your firstborn daughter's virginity

>>130193621

Look buddy, plenty of people like you have tried this stuff on with them before and lost.
The law is quite clear, if you watch live TV as it is being broadcast you need a tv licence.
If you are found guilty you can be fined or go to prison. You do not need to have signed an agreement or contract when it comes to TV licencing.

You need a TV Licence to watch or record live TV programmes on any channel or device, no matter where they are broadcast or distributed from. This includes satellite or online streamed programmes from outside the UK or Channel Islands, such as sporting events and foreign shows.

Online-only TV channels still count as live TV, so you need a TV Licence if you’re watching or recording their programmes.

>>130193621

you need a licence to watch or record any live TV programme, on any channel. It doesn’t matter if you receive it over the internet, from a cable or satellite provider or through an aerial.
This applies to any provider you use, including BBC iPlayer, ITV Player, All 4, Sky Go, Virgin Media, BT TV, Apple TV, Now TV, YouTube, Roku and Amazon Instant Video. You need to be covered by a TV Licence if you watch live TV on a television, laptop, mobile phone or any other device.
You also need a TV Licence to download or watch BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand.

>>130194045

SWEDEN YES

throwing apples down the street and shouting
>ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT, TOUCHES OR EATS MY APPLES IS LIABLE FOR 500 SHEKELS IN APPLE LICENSING FEES OR MAY FACE A CUSTODIAL SENTENCE

isn't fucking reasonable.

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Tell him that only a complete moron watches TV and subjects himself to corporate brainwashing. Tell him to fuck off.

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>>130194045
Wrong.
It only applies to terrestrial TV.
TV licence existed before internet livestreams. It was included later as a money spinner. As long as people are convinced they have to pay and pay voluntarily its not a crime as they are choosing to (as far as the government is concerned).

I can go to Tesco and watch some live TV on my phone.
Do tesco have a TV licence? Or do I pay TV licence to watch TV at Tesco or Starbucks or whereever there is WiFi?

>>130194733

I didn't say dick about it being reasonable. Of course the tv licence is completely unreasonable. I'm just explaining what the law is - you don't have to actually obey the law because you sure as shit ain't getting caught if you don't admit to it.

>>130194882

No, you're wrong. Yes, TV licence existed before internet livestreams and the law has barely been updated to reflect the internet which is why they fall into that category. Just explain to the nice TV Licencing man that you happily watch youtube livestreams and that it is not a crime. I will be interested to hear how you get on.

If you are running the device on your own battery power you need a licence. If you plug it in to a main socket to charge it Tesco need a licence.

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Its 2017.

They can implement a subscription service easily but instead they convince dickheads that they have to pay for something they don't use.

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>>130195221
I don't have to explain anything to the TV licence guy because I have nothing to do with him. You have no obligation to speak to these people. legal or lawful.

I use a solar charger - so does God have to have a TV licence or...............?

Also, where are you getting this shite from? Do you read all the laws and know them inside out. Becuase I have never seen one and if I were to look at all th laws I am required to abide by I would need a crane and a JCB. Im talking about statutes and not common law.

If you don harm anyone and dont steal anything you are fine, but statues require you to know and understand them.

>>130195380
Nobody would subscribe and they know it perfectly well. Anyone working for BBC or in my country NRK are literally receiving gibs

Tv licensing is just a racket

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxyM8iPe_3k

>>130196209
This.
Yeah - its just the welfare payroll but you have to "work" full time. Same for all public sector "jobs". Its literally new-age communism.

>>130196104

>You have no obligation to speak to these people. legal or lawful.
This is what I've been saying!

>I use a solar charger - so does God have to have a TV licence or...............?
Well if you have no home and live in the woods I do wonder if you need a tv licence if you watch tv on your phone. But this only highlights the ridiculousness of the law, which I am agreeing with you on.

>Also, where are you getting this shite from? Do you read all the laws and know them inside out

A fucking armchair lawyer such as yourself could literally have a quick google and look it up yourself.

>>130196209
Don't pay the license, they don't have the right to enter your house to check if you have a device that can take in TV-signals or not. (((They)))'re trying to make it into a tax so EVERYONE has to pay no matter what.

>>130179667
Chinese peason overthrown their 4000 year old monarchy tradition. If the chink did, what is your excuse, you the most superior race on earth?

>>130196553
I've got no obligation to look up any-damn-thing since its nothing to do with me. I can speak to an actual lawyer who thinks such things are a joke and not worth thinking about. He says you dont have to get out of anything if you never got into it.

I am aware you are saying not to speak with these guys.

See the video here:>>130196269
the Email says - TV licence is just for terrestrial TV broadcast live regardless on youtube or where ever. If its your own livestream or Jeff Berwicks "buy Bitcoin" shite you dont need one.

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>>130197166
monarchism is the final redpill.

>>130196553
Also, so what IS the law? You have to tell me if its so important

>>130186356
US is literally a Jewish country.

>>130179667
just don't answer the door lmao

>>130198238
So is England.

>>130198147

Are you so dense? I have literally already explained what the law is.

>>130198147

But since you asked so nicely.

The requirement to hold a TV Licence and to pay a fee for it is mandated by law under the Communications Act 2003 and Communications (Television Licensing) Regulations 2004 (as amended). It is an offence to watch or record television programmes as they are being shown on any channel and on any broadcast platform (terrestrial, satellite, cable and the internet) or download or watch BBC programmes on demand, including catch up TV, on BBC iPlayer without a valid TV Licence.
Section 363 of the Communications Act 2003 makes it an offence to install or use a television receiver to watch or record any television programmes as they’re being shown on television without a TV Licence.
Section 365 of that Act requires that a person to whom a TV Licence is issued must pay a fee to the BBC. The nature and amount of this fee is set out in the Communications (Television Licensing) Regulations 2004 (as amended).

>>130179667

>bong

Topkek

>>130199576
yeah - so youtube is fine as long as its not being broadcast on terrestrial TV like SkyTV or whatever.

What did you think of the video? > > >>130196269

>>130199982

Sadly not, it counts for the sake of the act as a live television broadcast. This is how courts are interpreting it. I agree, it's retarded but I am not in charge of the court.

I haven't watched the video.

>>130182741
Answer the door and tell him to go away you gigantic faggot

So kill politicians until you are killed and die a martyr. If you won't fight, don't cry like a cunt. Kill yourself instead for being a pussy. Posting here won't help you, yet here you are.

You should have buried a pike in TVmans guts, then beheaded him and run to the Beeb office carrying his head and yelling "see what YOU made me do!"

>>130185510
Is this some kind of troll thread? It almost sounds too ridiculous, but still somewhat believable

hahaha just dont open the door

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>>130200298
The video shows a guy emailing the TV licence people who say that its FINE for private people to view vlogs or youtube livestreams WITHOUT a licence because its NOT terrestrial TV. Only terrestrial TV (like SkyNews live on youtbe) counts.

What you are doing is spreading bullshit to confuse young naive idiots who haven't lived enough to know bullshit from reality and profiting from their ignorance.. We can just google the answers anytime and make a video about it like the video above. The truth is out and can't be suppressed anymore about anything - TV licence or whatever.

Stop fucking with people - you are only going to make them ill

>>130201436

Well the actual TV Licencing website says something completely different to a goon in a call centre.

>What you are doing is spreading bullshit to confuse young naive idiots who haven't lived enough to know bullshit from reality and profiting from their ignorance.. We can just google the answers anytime and make a video about it like the video above. The truth is out and can't be suppressed anymore about anything - TV licence or whatever.

>Stop fucking with people - you are only going to make them ill


Right back at you senpai.

>>130185510
Dude - they completely invaded our privacy. You can sue them for invasion. Stop paying the fine - if this is real of course.

this scenario is totally a scare story by shills to get you to pay TV licence - its a bullshit story

>>130179667
Just tell him you have no telly or computer. They are not allowed to force their way in.

>>130201651
its an email - not a call centre.

I have never got a fine so its not misinformation - its the facts. Its corroborated by the TV licence people themselves, so I dont know what more evidence you need.

Im not the one saying they are going to get fined - I am the one saying you dont have to do anything. If you convince people they are going to get fined you will make them ill.

Its YOU speading the evil bullshit you massive wanker

We have this shit in Norway too, literally paying for our own propaganda.

Way out of it is simple: Do not own a TV, if you can use only a computer monitor you can avoid it.

>>130202424


M8, you know 'call centres' are just catch all terms for where they answer public queries, right?

You're clearly one of those nutters on youtube ranting about "muh statutes" and embarrassing themselves when TV Licencing have to call the PCSO's to get you to calm down.

Of course you haven't got a fine, you don't automatically get caught just because you break the law you absolutely fucking retard.

I have literally repeatedly said they will not get fined. It's very hard to get a conviction if you don't admit to anything.

>Its YOU speading the evil bullshit you massive wanker

You're an absolutely waste of skin, you fucking tosser.

>>130179667
I live in an islamic ghetto so im good!

>>130192538
This Anon gets it

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>>130202869
You are giving wayy to much credence to public officials who have ZERO authority, like TV licence and PCSOs. Both are literally on welfare but they have to work 40hrs a week.

Its all a fucking lie you dumbfuck. Stop believing it. Grow the fuck up. Grow some balls if thats what it takes for you to recognise right from wrong and stop relying on the nanny state to parent you like a little bitch.

The TV licence people literally say "only needed for terrestrial TV broadcast live whereever its broadcast" which is what Ive been saying all along.

You are clearly a govenment shill on a proxy, because no one real would give such a shit about TV licence, PCSOs, or the "law" as you do when no harm or loss occurrs.

Your life must suck so hard Im actually sorry for you

>>130191689
wtf

if they come to your door start recording them on your phone. its like garlic to a vampire.

>>130203856

>You are giving wayy to much credence to public officials who have ZERO authority

Like I said, don't engage with them.

>Its all a fucking lie you dumbfuck
>Deranged ramblings
>Libertarian flag

Checks out.

>You are clearly a govenment shill on a proxy, because no one real would give such a shit about TV licence, PCSOs, or the "law"

>You are clearly a govenment shill on a proxy, because no one real would give such a shit about TV licence, PCSOs, or the "law"

Dang it, anon. You've got me! I'm actually tv licence man and I'm currently looking through your bedroom window as you eat skips and jerk off to live streams off shemale pornography. You've found me out!

>>130204344

Also this, they hate it.

What are some other essential TV licensing goon kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPwNgIsH9BA

>>130179667
Pay up. It's your civic duty. You owe Theresa May at least that much.

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>>130179667
Tell him he's violating the NAP.

>>130204558
Dont presume to know what I do or anyone else does, because you just prove yourself to be an absolute wanker.
If you find the ramblings to be "deranged" you don't have the intelligence to understand - or think for yourself as evidenced by your needing "the law" to tell you what to do. You are simply parroting gay little rules that someone else made up that no one has actually seen and expecting people to uphold them even though they dont use the service. You are defending your own slavery because being free is too scary

How embarassing.

>>130190779
I remember when penis inspection day was instaured in my last year of elementary schooling, we were all weirded and confused by it except for the gay boy who has touching other guys dicks as a hobby, we call it Mandatory Annual Genital Auscultation tough.

>>130204671
dont forget to say
"you're going on youtube later m8"

>>130205318

>Dont presume to know what I do or anyone else does, because you just prove yourself to be an absolute wanker.

Fucking kek! Sorry, didn't mean to expose you to everyone like that. Don't worry sunshine, your secret is safe with me!

>You are simply parroting gay little rules that someone else made up

It's called the law you sack of fucking cum. I ain't defending it just clarifying the situation for OP and yourself who I started out with the best of intentions.

>>130179667
Go throw his tea into a harbor

Worked for us

>>130205616
Your not exposing anything. You are inventing perverted scenarios in YOUR mind. YOU are conjuring perversities which says everything about you.

Think about what you say before you say stupid shit.

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>>130185510
>>We visit some addresses to check that the occupants do not need a TV Licence. This is because when we visit and make contact, we find almost one in six people that tell us they don’t need a TV Licence actually do need one. If we find that you’re watching TV illegally, you could risk prosecution and a fine of up to £1,000 plus any legal costs and/or compensation you may be ordered to pay.*
>mfw they sent me this exact letter when I was a first year student living in a dorm

>>130205857

>ruining good tea
>banter

I'm glad you have to deal with niggers spics and leafs.

>>130205940

Jesus pal, calm down. Sorry about the whole shemales and skips things. I've clearly hit a nerve there.

I hope you're ok.

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>>130185510
>they fucking poked their heads up to my window
Holy shit!

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>>130185510
fucking normies and their "windows"

natural sunlight is highly overrated

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>>130206023
I don't see the problem here. They are just enforcing the law.

>>130206036
No you havent.
You are the one thinking these things.
The whole attempt to turn it around is obviously not working since you have no idea what Im about.
"Shemales" are on your mind, you sick pervert. I guess you do need laws to curb your sickness.

Feel bad for you man. You can have a much better life if you stop taking stupid shit like TV licencing so seriously. Its literally a joke

>>130206541

Why are getting so triggered, friend?
Like, I apologised and you are still going on about shemales?

Honestly, buddy, just pay your bills like a normal person and you wouldn't have to live your life in fear that the next knock on the door will be from TV Licencing.

You can have a much better life if you pay your bills on time. No worries, no fears. TV Licencing is no joke.

Did you enjoy the packet of skips by the way?

>>130207161
You are the one talking about shemales you fucking retard. Im not "triggered" - Im typing on a keyboard. Again - you shouldnt presume to know what others are about.

Im not in fear since I dont watch TV.

I pay my bills but TV licence isnt a bill since I dont use it.

TV licence IS a joke.

I dont get the skips reference since im not a pervert. But I guess somehow I'M the one "going on" about skips, right? Coz thats a way to turn around some bullshit YOU come up with. wow - so clever.

Stop convincing morons to pay for shit they dont want or use. You are not going to deceive your way to riches.

>>130190976
FUCK YOU GUBMINT REEEEEEE

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>>130191309
wait a sec, britbongs have tv detection vans but their secret service is not able to keep muzzies in check?

wew lads

>>130208195

10/10 for replying. Gave me a good chuckle.

But seriously, I'm not encouraging you or anyone else to really buy a tv licence. Quite the opposite.

My tl;dr point was that watching live streams on youtube does require a tv licence legally but honestly, who gives a fuck? They have no way of catching people. It's just a quirky technicality.

I'm glad you're smart enough not to talk to TV licence goons because you'd be fucked if you handled yourself IRL like you do here.

>>130208697
we have ten agents watching every tv licence evader waiting for them to click that on switch.

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>>130190704
YES
Those kike faggots have jewed us one to many times. GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>130208821
Im not the one scared shitless into paying for services you dont use. TV licence is a joke. Most people here dont even believe its real.

If baiting people into replying is hilarious to you that demonstrates how sad of a life you must have. I mean look at your attitude objectively - its fucking embarrasing man. You are embarassing sweden on here using the sweden proxy.

Again the TV licene people themselves say you DON'T need a licence for youtube livestreams - only if they are terrestrial TV like BBC or SkyNews or whatever. How fucking dumb are you? Its been a few posts and you are already forgetting the facts. I guess you are too concerned with perversities.

I know you shills are out in force and the more you expose yourselves and your lame tactics the more obvious it is to everyone. Anyone reading can see what devious strategies you use so its not really clever to fall for obvious posts where you reveal your methods.

wow - so clever

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>>130210429

>the TV licene people themselves say you DON'T need a licence for youtube livestreams - only if they are terrestrial TV like BBC or SkyNews or whateve

>>130179667
I just want to know for legal reasons, i'm from some shithole ex mining town (newcastle), never paid TV license, I just assumed they knew we were all poor. are the knife inspectors coming for me lads?

>>130206330

Who is "in real time"?

>>130210429

Here is the link from the TV licence people themselves saying do you need a licence for youtube livestreams: http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/Live-TV-and-how-you-watch-it

>>130186356
> Jew queen
eh?

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>>130185510
>they fucking poked their heads up to my window and saw me watching BBC News
My fucking sides

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I literally have to spoonfeed this shit to you.

>you DON'T need a licence for youtube livestreams - only if they are terrestrial TV like BBC or SkyNews or whateve


That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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>>130210429

Fuckety bye you gurning wanker.

>>130187351
'Here' being Finland? You should export your shows, offset their cost like the BBC does. I have to admit, while I hate the patronizing idea behind "we'll decide and make what's good for you", BBC shows are some of the better ones. What is Finland keeping from the rest of the world, anything good?

>>130211073
So that doesn't include watching live vlogs or livestreams by individuals, does it. Watch the video posted earlier.

Also, is this you "law" that you cited earlier? Have you got this image saved on your computer ready to post because, you know, its so cool, or something?

Or are you a fucking shill getting baited into revealing your wankey methods. Are you really concerned that everyone is all clear about the TV licencing laws because thats what normal people do. Or are you a paid shill here to convince people to pay for propaganda.

>>130211394
I didn't click on this but Im sure it only refers to BBC or skynews or terretrial TV broadcast live on youtube and doesn't mention individuals livestreaming.

Watch the fucking video above.

My flatmate says he pays but I don't watch live TV anyway, I don't even know why I bought a flatscreen TV.

>>130189672
>they arent really a thing in the UK, more so in france
Sure thing ahmed

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>>130211682
>only if they are terrestrial TV
so not extra terrestrial TV?

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>>130212234

Ok, I'm done. No one can legitimately be this retarded.

If you're telling, well done, I commend you for keeping it up for so long. If you aren't, I advise you seek professional help.

>>130179667
You must get your indoctrination box goyim. Buy the electric jew goyim, let us think for you.

>>130211682
>>130211885


only refers to BBC or skynews or terrestrial TV broadcast live on youtube and doesn't mention individuals livestreaming.

People livestreaming to youtube things that aren't going to be shown on TV ARE FINE.

The TV licence people are trying to get revenue by posting their bullshit on 4chan. Wtf. I cant wait for the next guy to knock on my door - its going to be a fucking shitshow. lol.

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>>130212555
checked & i love how she looks at him

>>130184759
It's more like a TV Tax. They don't actually have to SHOW a license. It was originally made so that BBC could stay on the air without having to break up programming by showing bongs commercials, IIRC.

>>130212708

Look mate, you can literally go and look it up yourself. I sent you the link and even screencapped the information for you.

I cannot do anymore than that.

The regulations clearly state that it does not refer to only terrestrial broadcasts. I don't understand why you have such difficulty comprehending this?

Is there a clearer way I can explain this to you?

It baffles me that britbongs would rather maintain an expensive and orwellian TV license inspection bureau than put up with a few minutes of commercials between their liberal propaganda shows.

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>>130212555
not paying for things you dont want is the opposite of retarded.

Enjoy your government paid, basically welfare, shill "job". It'll cost you your soul, but I guess you dont have one of those.

Free helicopter ride for this guy

Anyway, don't pay and don't open the door to them and ignore their letters - there's nothingt hey can do unless you allow them inside your house and they inspect your TV set. Why the fuck would you watch any of the BBC program is something I can't comprehend.

>>130179667
I just got fined £1000 for not having a TV license

>>130206330

ISIS seems quite pleased about this

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>>130213158

>Literally encourage people to buy a tv licence but make them aware of the law
>Get accused of shilling for TV licence people

You really are a special kind of stupid.

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>>130179667
>don't have a TV
then tell him to fuck off

>>130213452

not encourage rather

Kek, bad typo there. Oh boy.

>>130213253

That was quick.. Lawyer up mate, or at least a consultation

>>130213234

This guy gets it.

>>130184558

Cant you just throw out your tv and do everything on pc? Thats what i did and i only pay for a broadband connection.

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>>130213062
watch the video and know that you are the retard > > > >>>130196269

I would say
>I don't understand why you have such difficulty comprehending this?
but given your pervert thinking about shemales and whatnot it makes perfect sense that you cant comprehend basic right from wrong

>>130213452
You just cant distinguish right from wrong. Thats why you think what im saying is stupid. But you're talking about "shemales" so it all adds up that you are confused

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>>130213773

Read the law and know that you are the retard.

Also, are you still going on about shemales? Let it go, man. We don't wanna hear about it.

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>>130179667
Your post was cringe inducing. OP you're a dumbass. Dumbass as fuck.

>>130214220
Yeah - shemales is your thing

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TV licence with soecial workers to check if you have TV in house? Is that joke? Cant believe this shit is real.

>>130214472

Okay buddy. It's been a fun discussion but I can see we've hit the bottom here.
All the best from your local friendly TV Licence man.

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>>130214220
Im not saying Pinochet was sucessful - but he did throw commie government-bitch shills out of helicopters.

Should be more of that. I guess its confusing because it has nothing to do with shemales which you are obviously into.

Didnt you say goodbye earlier - like you were going to fuck off and stop shilling your stupid bullshit "laws" ?

>>130214935

>Didnt you say goodbye earlier

No, friend. I just started my shift. You must have been speaking to one of my colleagues.

>>130214735
Your shemale is calling? Getting served is fun? You are one weird sadistic fuck

>>130185472
>Going Netflix go full Lysenkoism via Bill Nye

>>130179667
Tell him that jet fuel does not melt steel beams.

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>a TV license

This is too funny. I don't even know what this means. Either you have the box or ya don't. Either there's a coax cable or there isn't. WTF are you PAL faggots doing over there.

HAHA. Holy fuck.

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>>130214220
>made rape a method of torture against women
A genuinely impressive accomplishment, seeing as we all know how it's the number one women's fantasy.

>>130188819
Why should I be tarred with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut?

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>>130186354
I watch iplayer over VPN - do I have to pay too?

>>130179667
tell him to go suck a niggers peak and that you dont watch any telly

>>130188819
I've heard tell Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon, and you wouldn't call him a loony.

>>130185273
Alternatively you can tell them to fuck off and they can't do a thing.
They can't get a warrant without reasonable suspicion and "he doesn't have a license" is not reasonable suspicion.
Honestly to actually get caught and fined you basically need to incriminate yourself with a full signed confession.

>>130183579
>BBC
You sure do, you fucking cuck.

faggot yanks

>>130184180
Do you need to get a TV Licence?

Find out by answering these questions:

Do you watch or record programmes as they’re being shown on TV (we call this ‘live TV’)?
Do you watch BBC programmes on iPlayer?


If you said YES to EITHER of these questions, you DO need a TV Licence.

If you said NO to BOTH questions, you DON’T need a TV Licence.


You can watch TV in lots of different ways:

On a TV set
On a computer or laptop
On a mobile phone
On a tablet (like an iPad)
With a games console (like a PlayStation or Xbox)
With a digital box (or digibox) connected to your TV (like Sky, Virgin, BT TV, Now TV, Apple TV)
With a Blu-ray, DVD or video recorder

You need a TV Licence if you use anything to watch live TV on any channel, or BBC programmes on iPlayer.

You only need one TV Licence for your home

A standard TV Licence costs £147.

You could pay less for your licence or get it for free:

If you’re over 75
If you’re blind
If you live in a residential care home.

>>130188819
Furthermore, Dawn Palethorpe, the lady show jumper had a clam called Staffordm after the late Chancellor; Allan Bullock has two pike, both called Chris and Marcel Proust had an Haddock!

Sir, if you're calling the author of "a la recherche du temps perdu" a loony then I shall have to ask you to step outside!

>>130183579

Then your a fucking cuck The only show the BBC ever produced that was remotely worth watching doctor who is now nigger teir trash. You eurocucks need to die and burn in hell with all the sandniggers you brought to europe with,

>>130182741
man the fuck up lad.
go out side RIGHT NOW and cave his head in

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>>130217920
You probably got the poor cunt whose IP you're using a visit from the TV license stasi. Might even be OP. many keks were given.

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>>130219577
What;s with all these MIME videos popping up all of a sudden? Why do people keep posting them?! WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING SO ANGRY! AJTDB763b829nxz*(H$E(&BX(&3dm29nx,m8 JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS! FOLLOW THE MONEY! IT WAS THE KIKE CONSPIRACY NWO NAZI COMMUNIST LIZARD GREYS FROM JUPITER

>>130188335
Blimey
Brits
Cucked

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>>130184558
>>130213671
>>130192724
Hans is fucked. I read up on it a lil bit.
Evert german has to pay (((telecomunications))) licence, they are proper fucked

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence#Germany
>The licence fee in Germany is now a blanket contribution of €17.50 per month (€210 per annum) for all households and is payable regardless of equipment or television/radio usage.

>regardless of equipment or television/radio usage
JUST
U
S
T

When studying in Bongistan I just told them to fuck off since I don't have a TV, and do not watch TV, live or otherwise, via the internet. Nobody came to bother me after that.