>The children go into these comalike states when their families are notified that they will be deported. The only known cure is for their families to receive residency permits allowing them to stay in Sweden. It's not a sudden, magical reawakening when family members read the approved residency permit in the nonresponsive child's presence. Somehow, the information gets through. While there are no long-term follow-up studies, Aviv says, over a period of days, weeks, sometimes a few months, the child begins to eat, move, react and come back to the world. Goats & Soda talked with Aviv about the story.
Why are you killing children /pol/?
http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/03/30/521958505/only-in-sweden-hundreds-of-refugee-children-gave-up-on-life
>>130129063
Archived
https://archive.is/kQGhP
>>130129063
Don't care. They have to go back.
>>130129063
this is a joke, right? I mean, I am pretty sure punching them a few times would cure them pretty quickly of these "comas"
>>130129089
Thank you Nord-bot
>>130129063
of course the childless swedish Immigration workers dont know about this tactic.
Getting outsmarted by fucking childtactics is Kind of embarassing
As someone said last time this was posted
These people survived war, ISIS, the long dangerous journey to Europe and boat ride with no problems
But soon as they hear they wont get welfare and gibs, their body shuts down
>>130129502
>Oh shit, they're holding their breath! We need to get their parents permits before these children suffocate!
>>130129063
This is some really bad propaganda. People believe this shit?
>if their mommas don't receive welfare, the niglets fall into a coma-like state, only upon receiving a welfare check in the niglets presence do they begin to gob, shimmy, and chimp out again
>>130129063
I really, really, really, REALLY want whoever the last remaining ballsy, uncucked medical professional left in Sweden is to walk into one of these rooms with a gaggle of med students, start bitch slapping the shit out of one of the kids until they drop the act and start crying and then say something to the effect of "WHAT A REMARKABLE RECOVERY! IT'S A GODDAMNED MIRACLE!"
>>130129063
*pours a bucket of ice on the kids*
hehe
:3
>>130129063
They need a good belt striking session to their bodies. Fucking millennials..
>>130129063
You tell me sandniggers fake a coma to not be deported and there is people who actually believes them?
>>130129063
its called bullshit.
>>130129063
>deport females and children who desperately want to escape islam for their life
>keep bringing in lunatic rapist radical islamist men proven to habe ties with ISIS
feels really bad man :(
>>130129063
Mind your own country retarded red faced brit
There are people who believe in "crystal energy", unicorn therapies and angels, so it doesn't surprise me one bit that people are buying into this bullshit.
>>130130413
This really activates my almods every god damn time I see these hordes of kebab just loitering around the town and harassing teenagers at malls.
Where are the poor PTSD ridden women and children, YLE? You told me there were suffering and defenseless children but all I see are these grown-ass men doing nothing all day long.
> Aviv
neat, comatose kids sound easy to deport.
>>130129063
Puncture them in the thighs with a 15 gauge needle.
If they do not scream out in bloody murder, they can stay.
>>130129063
I wouldn't be surprised if those are some trafficked victims
>>130131047
They're obviously not in a coma. They're going limp in resistance. Sorta like how criminal might go limp to make it as difficult as possible to be arrested. They are just being difficult.
>>130129063
it's like something out of south park
SJW, Feminists, Leftists, etc are the biggest threat to the world than the Muslims. Muslims have gained strong foothold in Europe only because of these groups.
>>130129245
>mostly from former Soviet and Yugoslav states
These children are European, burger.
>>130129774
Here we hold the persons hand above their head and then let it drop on them when they try to pull that shit. 9/10 they flinch and get discharged from the waiting room. A really elegant tactic when you think about it.
>>130129063
They have to coma back.
>>130129063
>comalike states
Also known as the state of laying in a bed
>>130129063
Because these children are rabastic, entitled pieces of shit that are the product of economic Jew niggers raping Europe instead of going to a culturally similar and richer place like Saudi Arabia. Maybe they should deport these kids to Saud and they'll end up in a first class, gold-studded mental asylum.
>>130129063
The kids in the article are all Roma. I mean seriously, the authors think that all the stories about gypsies are all made up?
>>130132119
Same way jhads are Asian, they are the shitty kind.
>claims to be in a coma
>none of them are intubated and have feeding tubes placed
Yeah nah fuck off
>>130129063
easier to package and send 'em back when they're like that
fucking scum
>>130129063
>never had a kid
>have no friends with children
>don't plan make kids because of global warming and lol biggoted society lol
>freak out when a migrant's kid acts like a kid when he doesn't get what he wants
like pottery
>>130129063
This is satire right?
there's the a spider on the wall
Someone wake them up
>>130129329
You know what would be funnier? While theyre playing coma accidentally stab them a couple times in the throat
>>130129063
Isn't it easier to deport them if they're asleep?
>>130134408
messy stuff
just accidentally leave a pillow on their face and get some obese peepole to accidentally sit on said pillows
>>130129329
Just bring some qt swedish nurses in with skimpy outfits. I'm pretty sure we would see how deep of a coma these children are in pretty fast.
>>130129063
what could be causing this strange ailment. deep puzzlement.
>>130129063
>Why are you killing children /pol/?
We don't. Apparently they self-destruct.
>>130129063
>Were you initially skeptical that this was a real disorder?
>Because I was reading about it in an academic article, I didn't think to doubt it
>>130133619
Please don't compare us to the shitstain of the planet, dudebro. The Chinese have been fighting with them for centuries, and continue to do so to this day. The fucking muzzies are so not anything like the Asians.
>>130134408
Nah, cover them in sugar and wait for the ants to arrive.
>>130129063
there is a solution. picture related.
Poor kids. I hope they can get treatment...in their country of origin after they are sent back.
>>130129063
This whole thing is complete fucking bullshit
>>130129571
no they don't , als they are all gypsies from Eastern Europe.. You can travel from Sweden to Romania by car in about a week.
>>130129063
Swedes are cucked enough to let them get away with it.
But doctors can't be that stupid.
Is it real?
It's in the news but...
could it be a joke?
I don't know what to believe anymore.