/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ICE CREAM TRUCK NOISE COMPLAINT

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Evening, Roberts.

R E A L A D A M H O U R S

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>>130095052
>garcia in a suzuki

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>>130095882
Evening Robert

CHIRAQ WEATHER REPORT:

>80 degrees
>Clear skies
>Change of Thunderstorm before dawn

prime crime time weather

Go get em Officer Robert.

You know, I live in Chicago and always see these threads, give me the run down.

He took too many Benedril while "self medicating" for bipolar

>Need Female Officer
>Noose in the window

I'm not sure about this item but it looks like her neighbor is threatening her and put her nudes on the windows

>>130097701
Oh ok, a noose, not her nudes. Makes sense.

>>130097901

Couldn't have been a moose carrying a noose, no. That would have been a near perfect night.

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natty natty bumpo

>kids in the park setting garbage cans on fire

>Kids lighting garbage cans on fire

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>>130097339
Robert is your hero
male black is your enemy

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>>130095052
Evening Roberts. 3 scoops for every Robert courtesy da Ice Cream Truck

>>130099498
We hear this shit so often and it just keeps bugging me. What do dindus and lefties have against basic sanitation?

>>130097431
Translation: He took too many benedryl to stop the heroin itch and nausea, which he used to self-medicate for depression

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>>130095052

Have a bump good Roberts.

T-minus 60 minutes until Chimp hour.

>10 gang members drunk in a alley

>>130095052
Bumping, glad I found these comfy threads

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check your keys

>male in the water does not know how to swim

>>130100183

Cleanlyness is white culture.

Also, drowning nig.

>>130101615
must be from the Navy Boot camp

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>male in the water that does not know how to swim

>>130101124

That's about to become 5-20 shots fired

its been like 10 minutes if the nigga cant swim he dead by now

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>still calling about the person that doesn't know how to swim

Call the meat wagon.

>>130102344
Just waiting for Robert to call about needing a body removal form

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Two calls of shots fired in different locations

FISH OUTTA WATER

>>130100183
Free time

>>130100183

Those niglets are borderline if not feral. They're not doing it for heat it's 80 and humid.

Bless Robert

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Is this still about the same guy that can't swim? Did I hear possible suicide?

>6-8 shots
>some say came from silver Uber car

Christ.

>shots fired
>Westbound
>Uber

Triple score for bingo players.

>>130104280
>>130104408
>gangbang and drive uber
>get paid to do drive-by

Smartest nigger on the block

>Druggie mom throwing 12 year out of the house

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>>130099903
>Evening Roberts. 3 scoops for every Robert courtesy da Ice Cream Truck
Toot Toot
Male Black in the 500 S E L with a triple beam
You scream, I scream, but the fiends screaming for ice cream

> living in a white neighborhood in chicongo
> while niggers are having their daily radio death match
Great evening

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>>130097339
you click link provided above .adjust music to police scanner volume to your liking then get COMFY and wait for real ADAMS hours.
>we use a lot of the Chiraq officers lingo .
>should be a link somewhere for that too.
Someone get this rookie a Bingo card. I only got my quick lunch break Tic Tac Toe board..

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>>130105283
olie but goodie, no current but if you're not playing total blackout you'd probably hit one in a night

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thats one newer, only a month or two old i think

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>30 people fighting
>battery in progress
>another battery in progress

>15 yr old autistic

>>130105947
Just doing their weekly battle royale.

>>130106041
>autistic
>CSA flag

blah blah blah blah blah

>>130106241
>not respecting our southern brothers whilst we enjoy chimpouts

Shut your mouth.

lol.

>shut ur mouth

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Shift Change

>Two Male blacks
>Hit and run

Alright let the nigging begin.

>>130108284
Opps got that wrong

>Two male blacks
>Bumped White Girls car
>Then got out and stole her car

>>130108377

Fucking animals. There is no proper discourse with them. So if you get into minor wreck with one you pretty much have to sit in your car until a cop arrives which will be never in Chimpcago.

>>130098871
Your chance to jump up to get down
I am your host Allen deck and this is... dread of night

Multiple robberies too many for the dispatchers

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grabbed white girls car for a crime spree

Hello fellow Roberts. What's the happenings tonight?

>>130108937

30 person brawl followed a bunch of other batteries I couldn't count. Too many robberies for dispatch to count. Someone was in the water that couldn't swim, this came up several times over 20 minutes so we can assume they drown.

>>130108937
White girl was car jacked and seems the male blacks are using her car to commit many robberies now.

>>130109258
>>130109371

Fucking hell. I can't believe I missed that. I always get the slower hours....

Who else is ready for the 4th of July edition? If I remember correctly last years was a bloodbath.

>>130109609

It was insane last year. I get out of work early the day before holidays so Ill be making a /CPD/ thread probably by 330pm July 3rd.

>Group of teenagers
>Driving around casing out houses and smoking weed

>Male Black
>Female Black
>Caught breaking into car

>>130109846
Where

>>130109609
>dindus trying to drag women into storm drains
>dindus getting torn apart by dogs in gang fights
>dindus being shot in both the groin and the buttocks
>human skulls being found in parks
>half the city getting set on fire

It was a hoot.

>>130109814
>making a special 3:30 thread on he 4th.
You do Gods work by spoiling us.

>unknown male stealing a van

>>130104280
>>some say came from silver Uber car
>AYY NIGGUH STOP
>AYY STOP NIGGUH
>HOL UP
>DAT NIGGA OWES ME SUMMIN
>POP POP POP NIGGA PAY UP
>AIGHT KEEP DRIVIN

>6 shots fired

>>130110533
>unknown
I think we can guess.

>>130110533
Checked, Vans ALWAYS mean trouble - hobos will be fucking in it within the hour

>Two females
>Fighting in front of baby

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>all of these batteries in progress

It's fight night in Chimpcago.

How many of you Roberts don't live in Chicago but still enjoy /cpd/?

>fighting with mother
>intoxicated
>in front of child

lovely family reunion.

>>130110916
shit theres only 3 or 4 regular chicongoans i can think of, probably 99% of /cpd/ posters arent in chicago

>male and female fighting in an alley
>female screaming "Stop hitting me!"

>>130110916
used to live in chicago.
live in st louis now which is arguably worse (got robbed at gunpoint and my girlfriend's car stolen within a few months' time span)

>>130110916
Texas here, nightly /cpd/ listener since our nigs and Hiz Panics don't give us quality chimp outs. Theyd freak the fuck out if they got airdropped into Chicongo for a weekend

>>130110916
Some nights, most of us Roberts are from Texas. 214 Robert on this net.

>>130111084

Oh so he's not hitting her.

Did the dispatch just say that a guy HAD HIS EYE STOLEN and followed it to a location????

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>>130111084
Tryna frame a niqqa, sheboon SJW

>>130110916
Live in south, but the corruption is the same here.

MALE BLACK

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SHOT IN THE TESTICLE

Shot in the testicle

Bag of guns and a weave (?) found.

>>130111581
>Bag of guns and a weave (?) found.
its that demon weave
i wonder where chicago falls on the "tumble-weave" index

>>130111064
>>130111105
>>130111188
>>130111191
>>130111430

Thanks guys. As for me I am currently in Florida but I will be back in Poland where I currently live, hopefully /cpd/ will continue working for me over in Yurop.

>>130111557
oh shit, that raises the count to 28 then
http://heyjackass.com/2017-shot-in-the-junk-o-meter/

>>130111841

The stream isn't very demanding on your connection I wouldn't think. It's just audio.

>>130112493

Cool. I have a decent connection so that's no problem.

>bloody head and face
>they don't know what happened to him

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Ignored these threads for ages, why is it so comfy listening to the chaos unfold?

>>130112601
He got blacked

>shots fired in the hallway
>male black wearing all black

>>130112601
must have been attacked by one of those wild pavement monkeys.

>he's got alotta mouth on him

>>130112767
Like going to the zoo to see the wild animals instead of living in Africa amongst them

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>>130100527
wow, I just learned something new. I love being white

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>>130112767
Because the self-inflicted gushing wounds of this city go really good with a frosty bottle of moscato and a piping hot pizza.

Dispatch lady is giving some attitude.

>>130112767
it's called "schadenfreude"

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How do you adjust the ambient music volume on that stream? IT just shows the pic of the city skyline with only pause, forward and reverse.

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fug, I wish we could do license plate lookups.

>>130113458
Click on the icon to the right of the globe in the top right part of the screen

>>130096356
I want to believe that sassy dispatch is real. Does anybody record the scanner during the good parts?

>>130113458
reload and you can change the volume independently...or you can close the music on it entirely and open a second window for soundcloud, i like to do mine separately, you can always switch the music or change songs/volume balance easily that way

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>>130113590

Thanks anon. Have this meme.

>30 year old son terrance is being beaten by the father
>he's a big man

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>HE'S A BIG MAN

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>>130114061
>for you

>hispanic following her
>green blouse, purple pants

nigger?

Big man

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BANE IS IN FUCKING CHICAGO FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>130112767

Leftist policy failure in action. This is the paradise they created and what to bring to your neighborhood.

>>130110916
hi

>>130114293
>green blouse, purple pants
Thanx doc

>drunk Cadillac

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>Playing Metal Slug on a tube TV with the police scanner on

This is too Surreal.

Why did they hire laquisharka to do dispatch? Poor Robert has to handle niggers on both ends.

>Man died from a Heart Attack

>let my sgt know whe have a DOA
>heart attack
>BODY SNATCHERS!

>>130114772

Better than a bullet imho.

>>130114772
F

>light pink top
>black stretch pants

FEMALE BLACK?

>>130111064
it doesn't help that all of the male blacks from Detroit are being bussed out here like rapefugees into Europe. All the nig nogs in the city are freaking out because them niggas from Detroit is crazy so they're all moving out to Aurora where the Aurora niggers I work with/around are telling me the niggas from the city be crazy so they're all moving out to the far flung suburbs like Yorkville and Bristol around where I live. Crime is through the roof in the whole Chicagoland area it's a fucking nightmare.

>>130114772
RIP

and FEMALE BLACK made a surprise appearance tonight.

>>130114742
My nigga

KAAAAAAHHHNNNN

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>>130114990

>>130114925
Detroit niggers are worse than Chiraq niggers?

>>130114925

> male blacks from Detroit are being bussed out here like rapefugees into Europe

Why the fuck are they being bussed out to Chicago?

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Good evening Roberts!

>white supervisor appears

>>130115196
That's a pretty cool pic there, Robert

>>130115121
apparently. I haven't had the displeasure, but I have noticed a mass migration of city niggers to the burbs and they're worse than the burb niggers.

>shot in the right ass cheek

>Gun shot wound too
>RIGHT ASS CHEEK

>where is the gun shot wound?
>Female Robert "The right ASS cheek
omg, lol

>>130115165
from what I've been told it's a growing Muslim presence in Detroit scaring them out. that and HUDS

>>https://portal.hud.gov/hudportal/HUD?src=/states/illinois/offices

>Shot in the Ass metere goes "DING"

>28 gang bangers
>All fighting

>>130115827

> a growing Muslim presence in Detroit scaring them out

But I thought city niggers were supposed to be hard...

>>130115827
>and HUD
oh yea, that drive for "mixed income housing" cause it makes things better for everyone.

>she's wearing a black and white uh clothing

rip unconscious lady

>unknown male stealing a gray mini-van

>>130116299

some of that good good (Narcan) will fix her right up and the brave detroit firemen will go back to the station only to leave and stop some nigger from killing themselves again

>shell casings
>blood inside the house

>>130116005

>But I thought city niggers were supposed to be hard...

Sharia Law > Nigger Chimp Out
Would be nice if we had a Detroit anon to confirm though

>>130116091

>oh yea, that drive for "mixed income housing" cause it makes things better for everyone.

yeah because seeing third world projects go up in what used to be small comfy farm towns is helping out so much. let's spread the degeneracy. You're too white! And you're too white! There's not enough violent crime where you live yet. Fastest growing county in the country. Ha! Not anymore. Fuck Rahm Emanuel.

>gunshot wound to the right butt
>good-serious condition

Roberts...

Did you check your keys tonight?

>>130116813
>Fuck Rahm Emanuel
I don't live in Chicongo, but I live in what used to be a small suburb of Cincy. During the downturn back in 2009, a bunch of Section 8 housing got approved in our community. By "a bunch" I mean about 12-20 apartment units. they all filled up with blacks and right away the Village counsel realized their mistake. Every one of the buildings that went section 8 just started sucking up resources through all the "calls for service" It's taken them almost 8 years to find any and every reason they could to desert the section 8 units. I think they ran the last of the section 8 out last year.

>dozen shell casings
>victim is on scene

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This came up in my playlist and I think it fits /cpd/ well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to

that fire hydrant still open?
talk about a spill

>gunshot wound to the left groin

>>130117891

Kek probably for many more hours too

>>130117277
What they used to do out here was have one hell hole project where all the degenerates were forced to live because it was the only place allowed to be reduced rent/section 8. It was cabrini green in the 80s-90s then they tear the place down and move everyone like a heard to another one. Cabrini green to Westwood to Jericho circle then after that got torn down in 2008 with the recession they decided to spread them far and wide over the whole Chicagoland area. As far west as DeKalb as far north as Rockford and as far south as Joliet. A lot of small town got culturally enriched practically overnight. Unfortunately for us it's only getting worse and people are too corrupt here to give a damn so long as them gov'ment subsidies keep coming in. The only upside is a lot of young white people like myself are moving back to the city. Our parents all moved out of the city and surrounding suburbs ie. villa park, Berwyn, Oak park, cicero in the late 90's to mid 2000's when the mass migration of chimps occurred.

>>130110916
>How many of you Roberts don't live in Chicago but still enjoy /cpd/?

In_A_Woods_OldMidwestFagHere.

Been to Chiraq. Would never live there

>>130118170
yea, another Robert talked about all the old vertical public housing they used to have in the city. jst throwing the residents intot he wind after they tore them down

>>130117634
SNAKE!

>>130110916
Robert, reporting in from Brooklyn.

>Quiet night here.

>hydrant's still open

shots fired we got a chase boys

>>130118970
>we got a chase boys
if it's a car chase it will be terminated by a supervisor, just watch

>two male blacks breaking into vacant property

>>130119156
>terminated
De-escalated. Watch your language.

>brother has a knife

>they're in the store stealing beer
>this is the second time today

>>130119696
>De-escalated
I guess that's a nice way of saying "we turned off the disco lights and turned around and let them go caus Rahm said we had to"

>Male Black and Female Black
>Pulling on car doors

>big rolled up carpet facing eastbound

Did I hear that right?

>>130102181
Nice. There's been a severe lack of oc in these threads lately

>Thomas the white hispanic

>woman seen fighting with a dog, dog's condition unknown

Evening Roberts.

I actually live here.

Its a mess.

>someone keeps aiming a red laser from across the building

Good morning roberts, just stopping by but won't be here for more than an hour. How's my city treating you?

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>>130121858
Glad I'm not you

>>130122925
I live in a not shit area but ive seen changes all over in the last 5 years. Im a LEO in a surrounding suburb and looking to get out of this state within the next year or so.

These shitstains are out of control and everything CPD does to stop them gets fucked by the shits running this place.

Any update on laser guy?

>>130124533
Ah, well at least you are in a safer area Robert. My GFs extended family is from Chi and they tell nothing but horror stories of it.

>>130124533
>I actually live here
>in a surrounding suburb
Bruh, unless your residence is in one of the 77 community areas and not somewhere that starts with "village of" or "town of," then you aren't in Chicago.

>>130124733
This place is nearly 300 sq mi. Everyone has a different experience. Ive seen some shit but gladly most of the shit stays away from my house. But bad shit happens when you knock down the projects and spread the male blacks all over the place.

>>130125023
I do live here but I work in a suburb. Read mang.

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are dispatchers just high paid fastfood order takers?

>>130125023
Never understood why people claim this city when theyre from elsewhere. Be haopy that youre from Naperville and dindus arent robbing your mother and shooting your friends.

>>130125333
Aye, although they're kinda needed and there's plenty more to bitch about. Checked btw

>>130125231
My mistake
>>130125352
>Naperville
Northcenter is a Northside Chicago community area bordering Lakeview, Lincoln Park, Avondale, Logan Square, Lincoln Square, Irving Park, and Uptown, not the city over in DuPage county.

>>130125738
I know where northcenter is dude.

Im talking about folks who are from places like Naperville and claim to be from our lovely shithole like its cool. Not to mention that you can usually see right through the bullshit lie.

>>130126015
Evidently this is not my night anon, I'm sorry. Yeah you're right, those suburbanites don't know what they're saying when they say they're from here.

>I'm not getting out of the car until somebody gets here
>they're gong to take off

>robert scared
lmao pussy

This the longest car chase we've had so far?

>they wiped out
>fleeing on foot

>>130127582
>car chase
There has been lots of problems involving cars lately. I was going over the the Avondale neighborhood on Addison and there were tow-trucks on almost every block with cars exhibiting varying degrees of damage. Over on Addison and Talman a 4 door sedan plowed through a fence. Additionally lots of Roberts and Adams have been creeping around the Irving Park and Lakeview neighborhoods.

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>You think the death toll will break the record this weekend lads?

>that fire hydrant is still open

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all those long silences

>we had the car chase with the pontiac
>the toyota's a whole different event

Fucking transformer just exploded outside and knocked the power out to the whole street.


Welp, Might as well have a drink and see what the niggers are up to in chicongo.


How's it going tonight roberts? How many shootings are we at?

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>tfw you think its a Nissan when its a Pontiac
>tfw you think its a Pontiac when its a Nissan

>>130129180
>three dindus shot in the ass
>one shot in the junk
>unknown number of other shootings

>>130129406
>fucking manlet Mexicans can't even own for center mass
>all these niggers shot in the dick and ass


Kek'd

>>130129504
>own

I mean't aim

>>130129504
At least they can aim, nigger bullets hit everyone but the target.

>>130129504
>>130129630
A lot of the ass and dick shots are self inflicted. Remember, niggers don't know how to use the safety and just stuff their guns into their waistbands instead of using a holster.

>>130129825
That's true.

Plus I don't think anyone has made or sold a holster for Hi-Point in a decade.

>thinks It's a good idea to Mexican carry a loaded pistol
>9mm slug to the femoral artery or dick
shieeeeet

>>130129825
That's because glocks don't have safeties and male black favors the crappiest guns he can find.

>>130130235
>crappy
>used by literally 3/4 of LE

kek


Glock is objectively the best semi automatic pistol on the market newfag.

>inb4 muh sig

>>130130407
If you're a poorfag or trying to outfit a large body with affordable guns, sure.

>>130130537
First, No niggers or spics BUY their guns.

They steal them or buy a stolen gun. So price is irreverent.

Not everyone can afford a fucking bulky ass HK USP with more moving parts and metal then a Chinese kids toy.

>>130130685
>implying I said male black and male hispanic buy their guns
It's already been in the news the guns in our crimes mostly come stolen out of Indiana.

WAS THAT FUCKING HULK HOGAN

>[Macho Man intensifies]

anyone just hear that "WHOS THERE"

>>130130768
Why stolen out of Indiana?


That seems a little strange...

>>130130952
Shit's cheap in Indiana because they don't have Illinois democrats who tax the shit out of everything and can actually pass a budget. So Chicagoans and Illinois people run to Indiana to get their booze, cigarettes, fireworks, and guns.

>>130131180
Oh, Makes sense.

I used to the the same when I lived in MD, I would drive to DE to go grocery shopping, and buy cigs.
Is the Indian cop no one can understand working tonight?

>>130131357
Hell if I knew, I've just been reading. If I listen I'll end up staying up all night.

ive not heard the indian cop yet, but im not paying much attention

>>130131180
No, Indiana won't allow out of state purchases. there's a reason that when you go to a gun show they give you a stamp that says resident, we know people are coming here to buy guns.

>>130131858
In that case then male black probably does some stealing after he's done buying his newports and malt liquor.

>>130132009
This i can confirm. I chased three black fucks 10 blocks the other night with my gun after i caught them attempting to steal from my neighbor at 12 am.

>>130132317
Wish I could do that, I almost got jumped by a group of four and all I had to defend myself with was a folding knife.

>>130132317
>Not stopping mid chase and tryvoning them

>>130132446
Come to Northwest Indiana, we are so much better than fucking Illinois. I once had a cop tell my friend"'You should of just shot the bastards." Stand your ground is an amazing law.

>>130132715
Well, they were running away. So in that case it would of been an unjustified shooting. now if they attacked me I would of channeled the energy of Officer Wilson.

>>130132732
Nah, I've been to Indiana, most empty place I've ever visited.

>>130132876
I've been to Illinois, its one of the most mentally empty places I've been and I've been to Rural Alabama.

>>130132845
George Zimmerman begs to differ.


All you have to do is yell HELP CALL THE POLICE then bang bang bang

>>130132955
I can't disagree but despite the crap here I generally enjoy living here.

>>130132845
>I would of channeled the energy of Officer Wilson.


also kek'd hard at this one

>>130133116
It's not so bad up near Rockford I hear, but I just wouldn't be able to handle the blueness of the state. I grew up close enough to have a special attachment to Chicago, so I understand what you may see in the city and state.
Go Cubs.

>>130133504
Aw yeah, fuck was I happy during the World Series. Makes me wonder what Male Black was up to.

>>130133647
I was watching with 2 of my friends... my only friends at the time. One of them broke down in tears.

>>130133504
Although to be fair, a lot of IL is actually red, but Chicago has the voting power so we're always blue.

>>130133762
I don't blame him, a shed a few tears that night too. I ran out of my house and several blocks over to Addison street to join the celebrations.

>>130133805
Some times I wonder if the people that are elected in Chicago are retarded.

>>130134015
Well, we didn't elect Chuy Garcia as mayor so we have that going for us but more often than not, yes. Chicago implemented a new tax on beverages that goes into effect in July that raises the price on most beverages by 29-67%.

>>130134015
>Some times I wonder if the people that are elected in Chicago are retarded.
when black people vote it usually mindlessly blue. they don't have to know anything about who they're voting for but they're so brainwashed and pressured it will generally be dem

>>130134409
>Chicago implemented a new tax on beverages that goes into effect in July that raises the price on most beverages by 29-67%.
tax on what? alcoholic beverages or just drinks in general? what is with dems and just taxing things

>>130095052
Bump I like these threads

>>130134580
Drinks in general, sodas, juices, flavored waters, not booze though. It includes two liters, six packs, singles, and so-on.

>>130134409
>>130134819
Democrats ruin everything.

>>130134819
>>130134928
looks like they're taxing drinks to cut down on health problems. studies are split if it actually works. between studies funded by coca-cola advocating against it and other by (((colleges))) for it

>>130135519
Actually they're doing it because democrats at the Illinois state capital don't want to negotiate a budget with our republicans.

>>130135641
>Actually they're doing it because democrats at the Illinois state capital don't want to negotiate a budget with our republicans.
I'd believe it but I'd also be curious to see what this tax does to a city's health issues over the years and what the city would do with that extra money. probably nothing useful though. dems have a habit and spending budgets on useless things and virtue signaling

>>130135990
This place is a very guilty culprit of that.

jesus after being slow an hrs or so all these calls came from nowhere

>>130138618
They gotta get their last hits in, sun's coming up.

>>130138936
Another night well wasted~

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