>tfw leaf who just became an American citizen Can you b

>>130074385
Kill yourself.

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>>130074552
mad leaf lmao

I have dual citizenship, probably will renounce this leafzenship when I get down there so I can get U.S. security clearances

mad leaf?

>>130074385
>Can you bros give me a crash course on being a real American?

Go back

>>130074385
What state are you moving to?

>>130077185
I work in the aerospace industry, so probably California, as much as I hate the trash that lives there.

There are nice areas there though, right?

>>130074385
Fuck off, we're full

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>just became an American citizen
>flag
go home anon, you are drunk

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>>130077397
no as in my passport case got approved

>>130077347
Everywhere on the coast is nice. The mountains are also nice, around the border with Nevada.

>>130078027
Is there anywhere like Vancouver? in terms of outdoors, nice nature and shit

where should I avoid?

>>130077347
You make all that effort to get American citizenship and you go to commiefornia of all places?

>>130078366
I don't know where else would be nice, I ride a bike so I like the year round motorcycle weather and being able to lanesplit

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>>130078223
Come to Oregon

>>130078674
Go to Texas, Georgia (not Atlanta), or Pennsylvania if you want to stay close to the other leafs.

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>>130078223
detroit and chcago are nice

>>130078674
Actually what kind of life are you trying to have here? Or what are you expecting from the us

>>130077347
You can live in suburban Washington and work at Boeing

>>130074385
Fuck off we're full.

Don't vote democrat.

>>130078900
Atlanta is boss though!

>>130074385
who is this demon semen?

>>130079332
that's some Kardashian slut

>>130074385
In all actuality, Canada and US are very similar, but desu we have more things to do.

>>130079326
Its like any other major city. To many niggers and it a place that's OK to visit but not to live

> Hate your government,
> Be ready to take up arms and defend your country in a pinch
> Enjoy freedom
Easy as that.

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>>130079488
there's like ten of em i need u to narrow it down for me senpai

>>130079572
I live in Chattanooga, so I guess ypu have a point...

>>130078900
I was thinking about doing my grad studies in either Indianapolis or penn (Carnegie/Purdue). I've been to texas and do not want to return

>>130079075
Well I'm more career oriented so having a military and space program that isn't a laughing stock is what I'd like to contribute to.

>>130079219
Doing that next year, already hired at Boeing. Seattle is just too much like Vancouver for me to want to live there permanently, though

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>>130074385
lower IQ by 200. Say "like" a lot.

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>>130079630
>freedom
this is a joke right? freedom?

>>130074385
Thick

>>130079711
>lower IQ
I like how we burgers are stupid yet we are the only country to ever fly to the moon and are now working on traveling to Mars.

>>130074385
buy a gun and use it to kill yourself

>>130079657
It's not Harpo so it may be Zeppo or Gummo

>>130079709
>living in Seattle
>ever

You'd be better of commuting, failing that make sure you get a place in West Seattle preferably near Alki Beach

>>130080036
I'll be living in Kent, lol

is that worse?

>>130074385
To be a true American, you need to bury yourself in debt. Get a credit card and max it out buying guns. Then buy a house with subprime mortgage. Get a new truck with high monthly interest that will take you 15 years to pay off. Congratulations and enjoy your time as cattle in the ZOG ranch.

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>>130079709
What? Texas is great, as long as you avoid Houston and Addison. Well if your looking for military contracting jobs, Virginia is the mecca for that.

>>130079789
Hilarious coming from a fucking Brazilian.

I meant Austin

>>130079789
>brazil
>makes freedom joke
This is truly rich

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>>130074385
Are you fat yet? If not, you're going to have to start working on it.

>>130079912
> only country to ever fly to the moon and are now working on traveling to Mars
only things you're good for is being delusional as fuck
>best at thinking they are free but they are slave
>best at thinking they won war but lost them
wew

>>130080226
It was too flat and barren to me, I went to dallas, everything was brown and it was like the complete opposite of Vancouver

I'd love to live in a place like Vancouver without all the chinks

>>130079912
why we need to go if you go and do all the job for everyone? also pays for it? wake up idiot.

>>130080112
Contrary to popular belief, not much inbreeding occurs in the south (in the cities at least) so stay in Louisville and you'll be fine.

>>130080427
I don't know about chinada but I lived in the Keller/Watauga area. If you have some money though, grapevine. Those are all nice places to live.

>>130080474
I meant Kent WA, close to seattle

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>>130080112
you'd be better off on the peninsula, the I-5 corridor is pretty shitty but no, Kent is still better than living in metropolitan Seattle

>>130080421
>leaf insults burger
Lets see what Canada does without America to protect them, huh?

>>130080321
you never went to brazil to talk shit about it, so you can rest assured that we have more freedom here then you have there. i got family members living there and they also lived here on br.
remember: most of our police doesn't work. what's the implications? think.

>>130080792
It's always funny when you burger dumb fuck call us Quebequois leaf... We hate Canada more than you'll ever be able to do.
The day you won't protect us is the day you lose the North.

>>130080914
>what's the implication of no police
Jesus christ, the implication is gangs and corruption running absolutely rampant all the way up to multiple presidents. Imagine being this stupid to believe no police is good.

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And there's something else you have to consider leaf. If you want to be a true burger, you need a gun. Use this map in your considerations. The lower the grade, the better gun rights.

>>130079709
Boeing California is closing very very soon <10 years, because tax rates are insane

SoCal is decent but there is an overload of Chinese and other asians living here, not to mention all the spics and mexicants, California is a shit hole desu, been living here my entire life

>>130080792
Probably get colonized by a bunch of niggers from what used to be Detroit

>>130081023
Sorry, I didn't know you were Quebec (I thought they spoke french)

>>130080914
Yeah you guys have the freedom to be raped on the streets.

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>>130077347
>Commiefornia
kek.

I was going to say buy guns and burgers and start prepping. Instead you tell us this shit. All that trouble for nothing. Well. Buy some good tacos. It's about all you'll do before the ground beneath you disintegrates your existence.

>>130081104
i never said i believe having no police is good. don't act like a kid.
also i said MOST. i didn't say ALL.
about gangs and corruptions, is america free of that?
Detroit and your politics doesn't ring any bell?

>>130077347
Yes, Orange County is decent, but only because it's majority white

>>130081187
you probably have more rapes there than we have here.
just look at what people do with pedos here.

>>130074385
Welcome to the sinking ship. You're going to need a gun.

>>130074385
>When your so insecure about memes you leave you country

LMAO. You're probably a cityfag anyway, so you'll be surround by even more niggers and libtards than you've ever been. Nice going retard.

>>130081184
No problem I wear the leaf by obligation not choice and if we have to side if someone in the struggle comin we'll not side with liberal.

>>130081426
>most of our police doesn't work. What's the implication?
That sounds like you are happy about that.
>Is America free of that
Certainly multiple presidents in a row haven't had serious legal charges of corruption thrown on them from authorities. Please do not try and say oh look at Detroit as an example. Good on ya you found a shit city. Your entire country is a complete shit hole. Compared to Brazil we are a utopia. Your education, legal authority, and elected officials are literal memes. Places like Sao Paulo and Rio are complete filth. Even chicago and Detroit don't have favelas but yea go ahead and point out the nigger capitals as a rebuttal.

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>>130074385
>leaf

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>>130074385
Rule number one: we hate niggers. All of us. Even the coal burning and mentally insane wiggers do but they hangout with them because they are losers and want to get attention. Most people will act like they like niggers in public and even go out of their way to advance the nigger cause of gibs, but everyone, even the wiggers, live away from nigger neighbor hoods and prefer the company of white people.

Rule #2: democracy is non-negotiable in public. Even if that means killing millions of people that hold an idea just so a minority of people who remain can be forced to vote by the military.

Rule #3: Freedom is a right and freedom means the ability to get fat, drink deer, and shoot guns at stuff

Rule #4: Jews are a sacred species and NAZIS!!!!!!! AHHHH KILL!!!!! are the spawns of Satan. Any mention of the Jewish people in public makes people generally uncomfortable.
>that last part isn't a joke. People actually lower their voices and look around when mentioning the word Jew

Rule 5# the rest of the world is a wasteland and you don't need to know anything about it.

>>130081869
Yeah, you'll side with fucking commies and socialist you degenerate fuck. Why do you even pretend like Quebec is right wing? You pay out the ass with taxes to make sure your Algerian babies get free daycare.

>>130074385
Go buy an AR15 and call someone a faggpt

>>130081583
No you guys are definitely more violent and savage. Also you have no guns.

>>130074385
buy a gun, shop from walmart

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>>130077347
Cali is comfy desu don't listen to all these haters. It's still perfectly legal to buy weapons here and the scenery is unbeatable. Flyover fags hate us because they stay on this board all day and circlejerk about a state they will never be able to afford a vacation to and you get to call it your home. Welcome. I mean that sincerely. Now go to the closest in-and-out and get a double double with onions and a milkshake. After that take a drive literally anywhere in this state and view some of the greatest landscapers this country has to offer.

>>130074385
own an ar15 and bible and hate commies

>>130082193
Canada has guns you tool.

>>130074385

Americanism is a state of mind and a birthright. You either have it or you don't. Not saying you don't have it. It's more about how you think. Red-blooded, primary, #1, etc.

>>130082258
so?

>>130074385
be pro israel....sorry but you are doomed to be their servent

>>130082205
Enjoying your cuck mags califag?

>>130082205
Nice way of looking at it, I just hate California because of the people, mainly chinese gooks that can't drive for shit and buy million dollar houses in cash, makes me sick

>>130082500
most antisemitism is in america right now. Soon as the holocaust survivors finally die off the timeline will begin correcting itself by having jews booted from every country in history.

>>130074385
Basically being American is being the hero of your own story.

>>130082509
At the range, yes

>>130082521
Avoid the coast. Everything out east is Americana

>>130082205
Aren't there a bunch of retarded bans, tax hikes, etc. that are going into effect there?

You can still buy some weapons, but they are cucked versions of the ones you can get in other states.

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>>130074385
>once a fucking leaf, always a fucking leaf

>>130077347
Absolutely, Look up Palos Verdes. Practically half of the people that live there work at one of the south bay aerospace companies. It's a true patrician area and there are license plate cameras at the borders that auto-lookup whether there is any warrant associated with the owner. Probably the closest you'll get to living in Italy, in CA.

>>130077347
Don't move to California. You could get an aerospace job in Orlando where col is a fraction of California.

>>130074385
Watch this while eating a triple bacon breakfast burger
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=fkRWaUUdc6A

and shotgun some beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CjjcoTZ20

>>130085701
Good link for first vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkRWaUUdc6A&t=131s

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get a gun then shoot and enslave a nigger

>>130082151
nope
yes

>>130074385
Fuck off leaf

>>130077554
thats not citizenship you dumbass

>>130082871
concealed carry, you have to be friends with a cop to get in the SF Bay area.